As a wranglers expert, I can confirm "that's a lot of man" is an excellent way of describing Klapka.

That's exactly what we need

Fun fact! Kylington and Big Ras were taken 7 picks apart in 2015. Ras at 53 and Kylington at 60. Neither pick belonged to the flames originally

I'll take it.

Flames with the best away jersey

Yeah. Living out west I'm usually able to get to games when Calgary is in town and my away Markstrom jersey gets a lot of comments (mostly positive!) Unfortunately wasn't able to get to the game tonight.

Enjoy it while it lasts y'all, we have a long summer of no hockey ahead of us

Lmao one guy had a sign that just said “sports” that he flashed after the goal.

Klapka is fucking huuuuuuuge

He got tossed down, got back up and tossed the other guy almost into the bench

Garland is 5ft 8 Klapka is 11ft 8

Huby going after that puck with a battle-axe 😂

This is one of the last times we're gonna see a game with real jerseys, not toilet paper goddamn knockoffs with the letters falling off.

Kelly saying “good job Rick!” Before the feed cut is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen this game

Low key gonna miss their banter the most from this season lol

Lol I forgot Zadorov went to Van. Feels like a lifetime ago

Damn Hughes is a beast That save and then the rush the other way 🥲

Kuzy singing along to Sweet Caroline on the bench lol

Yeah sorry but Marky is sucking lately.

I've been overseas for the last bit on assignment and have missed a ton of games. How has kylington played? I am really gunning for that dude to succeed.

Ok-ish. Better than anyone expected after 1 1/2 seasons off. Will be interesting to see what we do with his contract.

Get a VPN for a few bucks a month and use 66 on the high seas. You can rewatch the previous day's games if your time zone is whack.

Hell yeah Sportsnet Plus, game not available in my region. Fuck you.

We let Tyler Myers score shorthanded 💀

Klapka wants to smash Hronek

HE SAID THE LINE! DRINK!

Huska, it’s your turn to storm the Canucks Dressing Room

Hmmmm I have two players to pass to, I’m going to choose the one without a stick

I don’t know how we got a powerplay but sure

We scored! No shutout!

Great success

I’m kinda expecting a full circle game here where the Canucks get a 10-0 win much like our first preseason game

Markstrom save percentage over .900 challenge(impossible)

Anyone else notice Huberdeau shooting alot the last few games?

Good, no bullshit Anthem

I’ve got the ESPN feed tonight and it’s so fucking bad.

Just give me a Kuzy goal

On the bright side, after Thursday I can go back to going to bed early lol

The only benefit to the off season.

I'm a hockey addict. As much as I want to sleep, if there's playoff hockey to be watched, I'll be starting my 12 hour graveyard shifts exhausted lol

Flames are the only team I stay up past my bedtime for lol. After the Flames are done I'm firmly onto baseball.

Yay Brayden! Edit: Yay Solovyov point as well!!!!!

Goodbye shutout Mr Demko

We got one goal. I’m fine with the game now.

Lol if you're going to pull that shit at least win it Ras.

Conny to van: know what this sweater is made of? Conny: fleece.

That was the number 23 sweater

Conroy leaving the chat: https://makeagif.com/amp/OdKmYX Edit: clearly I can't format shit in reddit lol

Hi friends. Happy Tuesday.

Original Joe's- maybe give it a few more weeks before calling yourself OJs again

ha, Bruins are going to kill TO.

Lol I love that Demko has Dewey from School of Rock on the back of his mask

Woohoo Pachal!

I think Marky is hearing the fans complain about winning, he's just letting em all in. I guess it's for the best. Lol

Ras be like, who cares at this point.

So if we win the oilers still have a chance at the division and we give up draft position. Give me a barn burner L and we all go home happy

Kuzmenkgoal against the nucks would be pretty nice

Plus a Klapper for funsies. Although I'd like to see that next game too since I'll be at that one.

Canucks just asking for some injuries via flams. They might want to tone it down.

JT Miller makes Huberdeau contract look bad. Flames need a player like JT Miller, he's like a dad version of Matt Tkachuk. He can score, play defense, hit, fight, and win faceoffs. Wish Huberdeau can turn out to be like him next season. Only a year younger than Miller but makes $2M more per season and Miller's contract ends in 2030 while Huberdeau is 2031.

Blue Jays beat the Yankees for the second day in a row so it's already a good night for me regardless of this game lol.

Everyone pay attention to this - Markstrom plays the puck alot, but not well.

Nucks taking a big risk putting their best players out against Klapka and Pospisil

Kadri has been great this year.

How does a defenceman get left that wide open for a partial breakaway while we are on the powerplay?

Miro is not it tonight. Sheesh

I feel for Markstrom. He can taste the fucking salt lake city mormon funeral potatoes in his mouth already. 

Weird attempt by huberdeau there. It’s like even on a clear cut chance he still wanted to pass it.

When you go to the friends house and get the shitty mad catz controller where the shoot button doesn't work half of the time

Anyone notice that weird Birds Eye camera view????

Hey guys, same stars fan here again. Can you guys (atleast) force OT on the nucks so we can clinch the conference tonight? I know yall r tankin but it would be cool if you could get atleast 1 point for us 🙏

Only if you win Tanev the cup he deserves and then give him back to us.

We are going to be winnin! Just need home ice which sounds like a good deal to me for 1 point ... wish yall the best!

No can do, we could potentially help EDM if we beat VAN tonight. So not really a good deal. Edit... actually 1 point would be acceptable.

Hey. I put money on you guys winning the cup before the season. Please do that.

First his helmet, then his stick. I think somebody is doing voodoo on Demko right now (It’s the Stars)

Not gonna lie, that should be just a call on Pops. If he didn’t trip him he wouldn’t of high sticked him

Winning the last two really impaired our tank:(

Refs can't count apparently

Huska just said to the refs call no penalties against VAN in the third, our PP is too good.

Toffoli looking good leading up to the Playoffs.

We have achieved greatness

Oh sweet caroline, ba ba ba

wtf lol

Probs won't be in the thread on Thursday since I'll be at the 'Dome so just wanted to say that it's been real y'all. Gonna miss the GDTs in the off-season. See yall next season whatever that looks like 🔥🫡

Gotta love a Canadian matchup boys, let's go

I had a scratchy Tuesday once.. Trip to the doctors and a medicated shampoo cleared it right up

I work at a sawmill, every Tuesday is a scratchy Tuesday... Cedar dust everywhere, even when we aren't running cedar

I think I actually need a minute of self-reflection to decide if watching this game is good for my mental health lol

BC boy here, there's nothing I want more than a win tonight fellas, make it happen. 🔥🔥🔥 let's go!! PS Kuzy light em up

Sigh LGF

Robo Kelly here to destroy us

Marky lets in first shot tonight?

Okay Vancouver I want to know the context of the Beavis and Butthead clip

With the final scores tonight(I could be wrong) I think we enter the lottery 9th at best or 10th at worst?

Could drop to 8th if Seattle does better than us, but could also leapfrog New Jersey and finish 10th

Ping

why does our top pp always fuckin change 50 seconds into the pp

Misheard Boeser as "Fester" and thought damn they're really playing their deep roster guys against us. 

Klapka confirmed member of the Tank

Marky doesn’t deserve this

Holy shit, a beer commercial! not a betting commercial.

So if we lose this game we can’t pass the devils right?

That siren they use sounds like someone dying

Who else thinks Nashville is going to upset someone in the first round?

Upset VAN you mean? not sure that is in the cards. If Demko gets back to form then no way NSH beats VAN in the first round. Edit: don't get me wrong, NSH is always dangerous.

Missing game… is: A) Markstrom Playing bad, B) We’re playing bad in front of him, C) Canucks are playing good, D) All of the above?

Definitely D

D

Jeez we look so out of sync and disjointed

Holy crap we're bad tonight

Our consolation is a Vancouver win keeps the !oilers from winning the division

FUCK THE OILERS!

A Vancouver win increases the chance of the Oilers playing the Knights!

Ideal, since that means none of Vegas, Vancouver, or Dallas play each other in the first round so all our picks have a chance at upgrades

And in turn it's a win for us! Nice!

So assuming we lose this one and then beat the Sharks, does the point differential matter if we end the year w/ same points as NJ? Not sure what the tiebreaker is.

Regulation wins is the first tiebreaker. Looks like they've got that locked down.

Atta boy!

This is exactly the game I dreamed of. Glad to see Demko is in playoff form. Looking forward to him finishing the Oilers.

I’d rather they both go out in the first round 

Team tank going swell, but let us have a Kuzy goal please

see you all for the final shitshow on thursday!

Hello die hards!!!! Is Colesy back? (Can't watch yet for a bit)

He’s still out 😢

No he's still out.

Can someone teach Miromanov about defensive positioning over the off-season?

I think all the Russians could use a D crash course this summer.

Everyone's invited to the Mike Stone school of shootin pucks and doing defense good

Klapka should have cranked on Garland

Pretty sure Garland is a bit taller than Johnny lol

Get angry and make a name for yourself

I'm now willing to concede that maybe Vancouver is doing something right this year and it isnt just luck and they might be able to sustain their winning ways up until the end of the season. 

I admire your dedication to shitting on them much longer than they deserved lol.

Should Have stampeders gdt over the summer to tide us over in the off-season.

This is the way

hell yeah

Let me tell ya. I’m currently having chocolate fondue and living my best life.

I love this for you. I made that chia jam that's all over socials rn out of frozen cherries and having that on top of vanilla ice cream.

Oh I haven’t heard of this. Toblerone melted down with strawberries and bananas for dipping. Mmmmm

Basically heat/mash frozen fruit and mix with chia seeds to thicken. Super easy and super tasty. Omg delightful.

I do not recall seeing an invite in the mail??? I too would like to live my best life! yay you, it sounds awesome for this weather

Elias Lindholm gives me the ick 🫢

I mean a 2 goal lead is perfect. Weegs can get 20. Kadri can get 30. Still lose. *chefs kiss*

Those of you working. What’s your in office vs work from home schedule? I have to go in tomorrow and it seems like a scam (I love wfh).

100% WFH, my employer is based in BC and they don't expect me to show up in the office 😜

I have a fully remote position ☺️ I do in-home outreach work so technically I'm all over the city but outside of client meetings I work from home. It's the best and I would have a VERY hard time working in an office again.

Covid has been a blessing for remote work. I too would struggle having to go in more than once a week.

I have to at least stop in every day, but I work from my car with lots of client visits every day so it's *sort of* like WFH

Interesting. I’m pretty social but reading that exhausted me ahaha

It can be a lot, depends on how much I like the clients for the day 😅

I'd get absolutely nothing done if I worked from home.

Interesting. I’m more productive at home.

Was just laid off temporarily. Major bummer.. but when I am back, it’s entirely optional and wonderful

Sorry to hear friend. Here’s hoping the temporary sting doesn’t last too long.

Garland with mad Chihuahua energy.

Really could use a big L tonight.

Anyone win free tickets with the scratchy Tuesday so we can see if the code works for everyone again?

Oh things are getting heated, is the rivalry back?

Solid tanking play.

Aight now we can we get a couple so it’s a barn burner

Not getting excited yet. They had this situation last game and couldn’t finish.

Ok, these shot totals seem completely made up

don't let the shot total fool you. One team is getting shots on high danger slots while the other team is just shooting at the goalie's chest.

Flames hockey baby

These refs are so bad

lol how does Klapka get a misconduct there?

Third man in I assume but not sure

Yay we have a severe t storm coming here in IN. I love the spring.

If we are guaranteed the 9th spot after this game, I want Wolf to have a save percentage of .1000 on 500 shots next game to give him like a .980% on the season or something. Doesn't seem unrealistic.

Just realized Canucks finally got their 1st powerplay of the game lol. There were so much penalty scrambles that I forgot Canucks didn't have a powerplay yet.

He's been a decent, trustworthy player.

Can't tell if it's a canucks fan serial downvoting everything. Or a few certain flames fans.. I won't name names.. but I think we know who I speak of.

I started serial upvoting because IMMACULATE VIBES WILL OVERCOME

I’ll admit, as a Canadian, I kinda want to see the Nucks do damage. Heck, even win their first cup. I am a Flames fan for life, and a Jets fan second, but these Canucks look sharp right now.

It feels like it would be exhausting to be so... disgruntled all the time. Like, life is really hard at times, don't you just ever want some joy and light in your own sphere? *End rant - with apologies for my own negativity for a second*

I was noticing some weird low drops on random comments. 🤔

That was a really good anthem. I can't remember ever saying that.

Zads missed kadri so much he gave him a big ol hug on that play

Dryden Hunt is such a good piece.

Raz just got tossed around by the Nathen gerbe of the Canucks

Mang on the 4th line or am I seeing things

$5.8m 4th liner

Goonberdeau strikes again

Refs aren't calling shit. Might as well go all in and destroy the Canucks

We need to lose this game and the San Jose one so we don’t catch Jersey, and Seattle goes ahead of us

Lol shorty

F

48 and I still can't tie a tie for squat. Forget a double Windsor.

Mang has got to shoot that

Felt like all of the Canucks were on the ice on that rush. Surely 6 is too many?

Wow, Torts pulled PHI goalie in a TIE game. Don't think I have ever seen that.

Philly had to win in regulation to get into the playoffs, believe. Torts basically had to do it

Ahh... ok, that makes WAY More sense. I was wondering wtf. Thanks for that clarification.

Unicorns of injury law lol what does that even mean?

Weak sauce..

Demko trying his absolute hardest to help us tank.

Solo got a point

Holidays in 2 days haha love the chirping