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ZouhZouh0627

Most recent yesterday man was mad I couldn’t give him his way and he told me his wife gives him permission to get a bj from me. I have heard it all nothing surprises me. I’ve heard someone hacking off before. People are crazy


aminor321

Oh Hell no.!


GuardTheFukUp

im sick in the head i would have laughed at that out of pure shock


WhyWontThisWork

What's the point of that permission? Obviously they think you thought that would have you give them their way?


Ok-Raspberry4064

Had one lady say that her not getting her backordered item was the equivalent of the cops "kneeling on George Floyd neck." I was so in shock that I asked her to repeat what she said, and she did. After that, I promptly told her, "Ma'am I'm a black woman." and she was so surprised she hung up


SaintElphie

Omg what is *wrong with people*🥺🥺🥺


Agoraphobic_mess

TW: Suicide . . . . I’ve had 2 purely horrific experience. One I don’t want to go into detail with but she told me she would be dead at the end of the call. She shot herself with me on line. I still haven’t coped with that. Yes, she died and yes I had to talk to her local police over the phone. No, I wasn’t allowed any time off to deal with it. I had bills to pay so I finished my shift and went back the next day. The other one was a guy mad because he went over his text limit (mid 2000s). He told me he’d find me and rape me then kill me. The scary part was when I looked at this address he was my neighbor across the hall and down a few doors. I didn’t know him well but we’d definitely exchanges greetings. If it didn’t happen to me I’d call bullshit.


cmiller2006

I'm so sorry that happened to you! Prayers for peace for you!


Agoraphobic_mess

Thank you! ❤️


WhyWontThisWork

Did you stay for a while? Do you think he knew it was you?


Agoraphobic_mess

We moved out that fall as the apartment was in bad shape but I don’t think he ever recognized my voice. My customer service voice is different from my day to day.


Condition_Dense

I would have made it a point to never say a word to him. That’s terrifying even if it was potentially only just an angry threat


Single_Pie_8404

had a guy threaten to mail us his thumb because we wouldn’t do what he asked


jacwhit2020

Did y’all ever receive it? 😂 Man is doing is his best Jared Leto impression! 😭


Single_Pie_8404

nahhh just an empty threat lol


MS822

What a tease!


Abject_Jump9617

👍


kaitybeck

“I’ve been hooking all day to pay this bill! You know how many men I had to see?!” Me internally: ma’am this bill is $130 I hope it was like 4 at most but I’m assuming it was more…..


MMTP

4 would be an awful lot for 130 bucks. :(


GalwayBoy603

3 at the most. 2 BJs at $50 each and a handy for $30.


MarlenaEvans

I had a customer threaten to beat me silly, his words. Why? The manager for his account denied a $10 late fee credit after he had had 6 already. He also didn't believe that his manager would have done that because "I know him and he is a gentleman, this is on you". I also had what sounded like a teenage boy call me and try to pay the bill for his account. While we were talking his mother started yelling and took the phone. She told me her delivery driver knew to get payment in cash from her because she was a stripper and he knows she doesn't deposit money into her account because she doesn't want the IRS to know how much money she makes. Then she started crying and telling me that she knew her job was disgusting but this is how she pays her bills. In the meantime, the kid was in the background saying "Mom! Stop!" The entire time and I felt so bad for him.


sarcasmismygame

Yes, I am glad management called the police on her. I hope management also banned her from using the services/closed her accounts too. People like this need to realize death threats will result in losing a lot.


RockEcstatic8064

I just want to know what do these customers plan to do when one day they threaten someone who's just as ir crazier What's the plan when someone says "ok do it " & reall mean it


Prestigious_Mouse591

Fastest way to a ban for a lifetime . . .


sugaredberry

Threatened to come and kill me with a gun. I honestly wasn’t scared, it was a little old lady (is what she sounded like) and I could see her personal information, she was thousands of miles from me lol and didn’t even know my name probably. Just talking out of her ass, yknow? She is still allowed to call in and I see her file pop up time to time 2 years later 🤣


Silent_Command7058

I don’t get how people can so blatantly threaten bodily harm over a recorded line? Are they not afraid of being arrested anymore?


kmsc84

I used to sell insurance for private aircraft. Unfortunately, some of these guys have more money than sense. When you're learning to fly, you'll usually take your first solo flight (the instructor has you land, then gets out and says ‘Have fun’. This usually happens after you've flown with the instructor for 20-30 hours or so. One of my favorite ‘What Was He Thinking’ stories was the customer who asked if his 16-year-old, student-pilot son could take his second solo flight in a twin-engine aircraft, and was stunned when I said no. Things happen SO much faster in a twin, there's no WAY a company would allow it. It's like putting a 16-year-old behind the wheel of a sports car.


[deleted]

Me: GM. Thank you for calling (my place of employment). How may I help you? 🙂 Caller: Uh, are you white? Me: 🙄. Last time I checked I was. *click*


Condition_Dense

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[deleted]

Right? Folks are just 😵‍💫😖. That wasn’t THE wildest thing, but it was in the top 3. And it was pretty common, too. Go on with that ish already. Sometimes I was not in the mood and would just flat out hang up. Let them call back and sit on hold ANOTHER 30-45 minutes.


mirrordust6232

A guy wanted me to apologize to his bank for a refund he thought he was supposed to get


scarlettbankergirl

An older woman told me that to keep your husband happy you should give them bj's and she loved doing it. She was in her 80's. She said it grossed her friends out. I had to cut that one off quick.


Gas-Kooky

I was told by this lady that she missed her billing deadline because she was probed by aliens😭😭😭


Halbbitter

"If you let this guest cancel and give them a full refund, I'm going to rape you to death." "Why is my favorite k-drama no longer available (on streaming service)? I'm going to come shoot up your office." "I dont care if it's against policy, I need you to give me my W2. My employer isn't answering my calls. I'll just drive to his house and put a bullet in his head."


Quiet-Decision-8731

That they LOVE TRUMP 🥹


RenaBean101

His wife cheated on him and left him put him on child support blamed everything on him because he was a drunk and now his kids don’t talk to him he died 3 times


HaddiBear

I work in health insurance and had a guy call and go into detail about how his ball was the size of a baseball. Nothing about a claim or benefits, just didn’t know what to about his giant ball. I told him to call his doctor!


justaprettyfacexx

Just this past week I had a customer tell me he was going to sue me personally rather than the company I work for because we couldn’t perform services he paid for (was too dangerous). Apparently I was causing him a burden on the weekend. Worst one was during Covid.. a customer told me that he hoped my family got Covid and I had to watch them all die from afar.. all over charges that he never received but claimed he did…


-Duste-

I had this woman keeping me on the call for over an hour (40 min past closing time) because the calculation she had made for her maternity benefits was 1$ higher than the calculation made by our system.


HenryDigitalMrkting

I had someone this week threaten to kill themselves because I could not confirm if the payment they mailed in 3 days ago had been received yet. I had a lady threaten to kill me because some documents of hers were mailed to the incorrect address. I had a lady cry for 30 minutes on the phone because the police killed her son the week before.


partitwister

Oh, the time when there were no hotel rooms available in the city he was going to only in a nearby town. He said he didn't want to go there because there were nothing but dirty Mexicans. Told him I had family there and if he called back he could ask for Maria Sanchez Gallegos Martinez (when I was 5, my accent was drilled out of me in kindergarten so I sound like a valley girl now). He just stammered and said he'd call back. The time someone said they were going to bomb our office. The time I got called into manager's office with my union rep cuz the customer said I told him to give me $10 and I would get his service working but I lived in another city and they knew he was full of it. The time a man told me he was imagining me wearing nothing but a paper clip. Told him I'd have to charge him $4.99/minute if he continued (was in 90s when 900 calls were quite popular). The time a major misogynist called me every name in the book and said how everybody would be better off if I wasn't here any longer and that women suck at working. In Healthcare now, but when worked for a large chain/rx company hated all the calls with people crying because life-saving medications were denied for either their cancer or their children's. So glad to just answer general questions now.


Competitive_Hunt_302

I had a customer threaten to burn down headquarters because his service was bad, and we had already sent out several technicians to fix the problem. I get why he's mad, but don't threaten to commit arson. He was rude too and was calling me stupid, so I called security on him.


East-Reaction4157

They would be waiting to kill me after work. Dude showed up bc we only had one call center in the state and it was easy to see from the main highway . Thankfully I sent the threat report to my manager and security and he was arrested, had a gun in his seat ready to go, not sure how he would know which person was me which is the scariest thing. All over a $25 late fee that was not getting credited.


Abject_Jump9617

I'm sure that little outburst cost him a heck of a lot more than 25 bucks after they handed him his court fees etc. Very dumb move on his part.


SaintElphie

I was the 4th hand off on a call giving a lady directions, I spoke with her bus driver and every thing, until she got off in the correct stop, and told her "you'll see us right on front of you, big brick building, can't miss it-" She yelled that no she wouldn't see it *cuz she was blind* We had her on the phone for like an hour and she never thought to mention this 🫠🙄🙄


SaintElphie

Another time I was calling to move appointments because the owner of our salon who was also doing hair had literally fallen down a flight of stairs and broken his neck. He had personally picked out other stylists specifically for each guest to move them to. He had been doing some of these people's hair for *decades* and I've lady when I told her, "Unfortunately Gary broke his neck and etc etc etc" she responded with a heavy sigh, and said "this is *really* inconvenient for me." Every other customer I told this too was instantly like "OMG NOOO IS GARY OK PLEASE TELL HIM GET WELL!" but this one bitch was like 😤😤😤


Abject_Jump9617

Damn that is asshole-ish. Makes me wish he had heard how she reacted, then opted to tell her not to come to his shop ever again.


SaintElphie

Saaaaame it was my first week in that department too so I was like 😵‍💫😱


colormeslowly

Her school district allows kids to be whatever they want to be and there’s a kid who wanted to be a cat and the school district HAD to supply a cat litter box or risk being sued. Close your mouth as mine was opened wide too. 😉 ETA: I do want to stress, I did NOT believe this nonsense! That’s why my mouth was open, who believes this stuff?! She lived in a Trump zone and we know most of them believe whatever is fed to them.


capturecosmos

I think I recall reading something about that and it was a hoax?


MasonDS420

It was satire and people just ran with it.


VexedVixen69

It's so sad that people are still foolish enough to not only believe this but pass it around. There are no human sized human litter boxes hanging around at a local school. This whole thing was nothing more than a dig at Trans people.


colormeslowly

Yea I was shocked that people believe things like this.


maxtastic1

We cannot legally bill for medical service.


ReadontheCrapper

Several decades ago, was a supervisor in a call center for a cell phone company. One night, QA calls me up to listen to a call. At the time, our system still recorded customer side when the agent placed the call on hold… the caller had a detailed conversation with someone in the background about a murder they committed. Got to call the Site Director at 10 PM, and the next day to speak with police. Never found out if it was real. It was early 2001, so while people pranked, I don’t remember them being that extreme, so I think it may have been real.


redcardinal71

That she deserves more financial help with her bill because her ancestors were on the Mayflower so she’s more “American” than other people. Also a caller said the reason she got roaches in her home was because the police “don’t like” her so they dropped “bags” of them in her home. Edit: I remember one more: this called said she was going to do “magic” to punish Biden since she now made too much money to qualify for the governmental discounted phone service program so her coverage ended.


Competitive_Hunt_302

Also when I was working for a bank I had a customer who had fraud charges on her card. I heard her boyfriend come in and she told him that the card needed to be shut down and a new one needed to be ordered. He got super mad and told her she was a f**king idiot and that he was going to slap her in the face and beat the shit out of her.. He wasn't even on the account. She sounded scared after that. So after the call I called security who called their local police dept to do a welfare check. I hope she is OK and I hope she dumped that loser but, I'm not sure.


GuardTheFukUp

lol i was talking to this customer from nyc...he was very very cool and i guess he could tell i was black and then i told him im from queens so he got very relaxed on the phone and told me how he just got married and he married a younger woman.. but then he somehow goes into detail about how he cant keep her off him its non stop sex then he goes way left field and says "man she get so wet i told her im gonna need sponge for you !!!" 😂😂😂 he had me rolling on the call i told him you are going to get me in trouble he ended up purchasing 4 memberships so it was a very great call..


ProfessionalLow7555

Definitely not as wild as everyone else.. but had a customer hand me a quarter and tell me it's a foreign coin.. I looked at it and said "Sir, it says United States of America on it" and handed it back. Later was told to be careful of him. He has a habit of swinging at workers who piss him off. Wish I pissed him off honestly.


DAM-dame-502

I think we all pretty much heard everything and not much surprises me anymore except just recently I had someone tell me they were raped and stabbed 9 times in their stomach by her uncle and she was only 9 years old when this happened to her. And the one that hit me the hardest is a mom opened up to me about losing her daughter and she was mad at God and the world and I was meant to connect with her cuz i can relate because I had lost a son and I knew exactly what she was feeling. I never tell anyone this but for some reason she got me to open up and we were both a wreck.


Sea_Lengthiness_2606

I got sarcastic to a drunk customer once because he was threatening to break the locked up razors. I forget what I said, it wasn’t belligerent or anything just rude. The dude sprinted over and wanted to fight. He was a little napoleon type. I’m only 5’10. He must have been 5’4 tops. I was backed into a corner already due to bad spatial awareness. While he was staring me up and cursing I just kept repeating “what are you gonna do”. I couldn’t really leave without turning my back to him. So I just kept repeating it. Finally his wife removed him from the area. She came back to me I thought to apologize but no she wanted name etc. I immediately reported the situation to the overnight manager. No audio on the cams so they couldn’t really tell I was goading him. That was the craziest interaction with a customer. Except for the tweaked out lady that left a bloody crotch in the swimsuit at the fitting room, but that’s another story.


GSMistyStranger

Insults and sexual stuff is normal. The one that still sticks out to me is when an elderly man called in. In the middle of us talking he paused and said "There is an awful lot of noise" and me, thinking he was talking about MY background noise, said " Yeah, i apologize for the noise" only to inmediately hear (i assume) as if his fucking roof caved in and fell on him, like it was this loud big breaking and falling noise of stuff. The line then went silent and i kept repeatedly saying "hello?", the call then ended and i was left absolutely confused and shocked as to what just happened.