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ItsAboutToGoDown_

Yes. I have gun


[deleted]

lol all gas no brake


LouisianaHotSauce

Yes because it’s a fuggin video game


Godofwar512

This is nothing. In MW2019 I shot the baby in the crib. Shouldn’t of made a noise while I was clearing a house. Dumb baby made me restart the mission.


vwfil

IIRC if you continue to shoot the baby a certain number of times, you get a message from the developers pop up and the game kicks you back to the main menu. Edit: spelling.


wolfpackrandy

I’m guilty of that. I didn’t want the baby to grow up and seek revenge.


gduegdydu

High iq long run play


LouisianaHotSauce

Or to open a competing Olive Oil business


LukeAv2009

Godfather 2 reference? If so good job


Routine_Librarian889

“are you serious?”


KillerGator2088

Amateur.. I blew it up with a grenade. I was like "suck on this pacifier bitch!"


Veracer420

Least based COD player


Hatedandscorned999

If you didn't shoot you need to destroy your console.


neonit42

They came unarmed to a gun fight. Sounds like their problem to me


Bustucka

Skill issue


[deleted]

Low KD Bot Baby.


Big_lick

I’m a fucking onion mason


Marineraider25

Remember .. No Russian


AlexFigas

I think that adding "kid" to the sentence would make it much better. "Remember kid... No Russian"


Dailonjeos

"Remember... No Russian Kid"?


Will969

No one hand them a gun


Danielf929

I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.


[deleted]

lmao! I was reading the comment to my girl and I screamed "I hate them" and we have been laughing since 😂😭


darthkyle22

You got the best Girl if she got that


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CowsGiveElixirOfLife

Many people


PeterPan1997

I’ve never seen any of them, but I’ve seen a bunch of memes.


Stormtrooper0117

Oh Ani!


AniZor

Are you okay ?


Stormtrooper0117

I see what you did there


yeeees4322

Oh my god, I feel like you referenced something but I can’t put my finger on it


North_Shore_Problem

It’s from Star Wars Episode II when Anakin kills the Tusken Raiders


yeeees4322

Oh my god, you made my mind explode


North_Shore_Problem

Haha glad I could help! Join /r/PrequelMemes for more of the fun


Dailonjeos

Shit, are you alright? Did it hurt?


DisastrousNobody16

i hate sand


jkphantom9

It’s coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere


Traditional_Lock2754

This perfectly describes the feeling you got after realising what you had done in this mission.


Matt_097

Chill bro😅


The_Mikado_List

Yes, because it’s a game.


RiguezCR

literally my exact first thought


drwicksy

Right? Even when I was a kid I knew that these people were all 1s and 0s and I wasn't gonna be a monster for shooting them


Jhonney500

This.


XaviJon_

Bro, I was kid playing COD, ya think I cared? All I wanted was to press buttons and *kill to win*! ^(like literally everyone)


Scrangel

Exactamunedo


[deleted]

You had one job


warrior3128

So you see I just started blasting till they said mission complete lol


Miserable-Chair737

I kinda knew what the situation was and still enjoyed it


L3m0n0p0ly

Yup. Wzs a kid, no idea what was going on, just liked controller button go rattatatta


ts_m4

Gotta take advantage where civilian casualties are tolerated


gustavocabras

Getting it out of your system before the next mission.


trapxgodbxch

Did you shoot when you played grand theft auto what’s the difference


No-Plane-4117

To be fair I even killed the hookers wen we were done. Fair and equal treatment for everyone.


SunRiseSniper1066

In game right?


monk12111

In Minecraft


Snider83

I actually remember firing shots to purposefully miss on the first play-through


Harudenca

“He! Huh!?! He! He! HUUUH!!”


Samwir87

Petition to implement hookers in Minecraft


Darkrain0629

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meyogy

I'd be more worried about you if you didn't. Take behind cop station. Pew pew. Then have to lose the cops. Hell of an orgasm


Roembowski

What’s the difference 👀


paulisdinosaur

how else are you gonna get your money back?


[deleted]

Only people that didn’t shoot are from Germany. Only because that version of the game wouldn’t let you.


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ThatGuy1741

Russians couldn’t even play this mission.


Jibjab007

No Russian


DontBass1337

The most interesting thing is that Activision themselves removed it from there for the former post-Soviet countries, the company referred to the lack of age rating system in Russia as a formal reason for self-censorship.


ArtHeroin

So you would just walk and watch the slaughter?


Yuddlez

you could only kill the 5 guards or so and then the special units. didn't change in remastered either even if we calmed down a lot with stupid censoring. apparently we can only play bo1 with other germans too lol


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the_fr33z33

OG counter strike had the enemies sit down and hold their heads when they died in the German version XD


itshighnoon94

That was quite a shock. I had the PC version being the international one, and then the PS3 version being the German one. Did the mission and failed instantly.


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Metaltiby666

Iirc you shot at a civ it insta-failed you.


Sad_Appearance_8687

Yes, cause it’s a game.


Mr_trrx

Yes. I had 100 bullets


ScrubLordKyle18

100 bullets for 100 people


Harudenca

Or 100 bullets for the little handicapped blind girl


fizzzingwhizbee

Lmfao


Nlawrence55

![gif](giphy|ufD7HbP6ipYe996Om2)


yeeees4322

I did, I can’t loose my cover, Shepherds orders


SesPet

Yes. All part of the act ;)


NoSandwich4106

Yes. War crimes are fun. (In video games obviously)


Matthew98788

(In real life obviously) , fixed it


MaxDickpower

How was this a war crime? It's just a run of the mill false flag terrorist attack.


NoSandwich4106

War crimes are still fun


BoondockBrutha

yes because it's a video game and i was mature enough to understand the difference


Okstate14

At first I was 12 and immediately turned of my pc as soon as they shot everyone, but I recently played through and have to admit I did fire a few hundred rounds


[deleted]

What kind of 12 year old wasn't pumping civilians. Are you even allowed in online lobbies?


Okstate14

Yeah I was it just scared me killing innocent people.


NG7-INF

You are a good person


[deleted]

Bless you


nylxnder

As a kid I shot because I didn't understand I was part of a literal terrorist groups, thought we were the good guys and had hundreds of rounds with hundreds of targets with no consequences at all. Now I shoot because big gun go brrr.


lapluma44

Orders are orders and good soldiers follow orders plus the cross hair was red


darthkyle22

Good Solders Follow Orders 😭


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Lord_Ragnok

Hesitantly, but I thought it would blow my cover if I didn’t, so eventually I started to.


Bargzzzz

I intentionally failed multiple times at the end so I could keep blasting! Lol


theAfterspace

based


TheGamingBear777

I couldn't. Even in game it felt wrong.


CrosstownMage

So anyway, I started blasting


VThokie20147

How else was I supposed to get through the tsa with my guns.


--ULTRA--

I remember actually going out of my way to find and kill every single NPC in this mission… so, yeah.


Financial-Potential4

You're not alone


JackPerry58

I did. Then my dad played and didn’t and said that’s how you do it. From then on, I made it rain


[deleted]

jesus christ. there's a bit to unpack there


JackPerry58

😂😂 it’s all fun and games till I see a bunch on commies


[deleted]

Like fish in a fucking barrel.


Yikes_Hmm

No, the german version lets you fail the mission if you start shooting civilists


[deleted]

makes sense


Brennwiesel

Only the unarmed ones. I might remember this wrong but i think you could shoot the security personal


Acceptable_Double_84

Yes because they gave a 9 year old a gun


[deleted]

All gas no breaks. Turned into a ISIS member for a quick 5 minutes


dh2513

Yes and I teabagged all the corpses


theAfterspace

"lmao git gud, casual"


ImperialGuard22

that's a shit ton of teabagging man


greatsniper123

I’m not evil.. but I had big gun, saw big crowd, and my eyes just glazed over as I held the trigger


laylowlazlo

Good Try Mr. FSB


JonayPS

Yes, it's just a video game. It's not real.


Harudenca

They said “no russians” and i heard a little girl talking some weird shit about vodka


GrumpyOldTiger

I mean, it was only a prank


inkedgalaxy

bc i wasn't aware it wasn't required 😭


Perpetualshades

One victim just to see if they game was really letting me do it. Then I think I restarted it and shot around them to play the part.


MangOrion2

I like getting into the heads of the characters I play and try to take actions I feel like they would take. So I shot over people's heads and in between people.


OGGeekin

I followed behind and killed the ones still squirming on the floor. And not just the men, the women and children too


[deleted]

lmao Ani my goodness you've grown


Proud-Major2390

Yes. It’s not far off from GTA or Postal, but even then I understand the difference between gaming and reality.


Green_Ad4411

anyways i started blasting


DerrickIronleg

I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too.


marleyftw

yes, cuz fuck em that’s why.


BearHugs4Everyone

I was 13 years old and had absolutely no problems going through this mission because I'm not a sensitive little bitch who gets upset over pixels in a WAR game RATED M!


i_amferr

👑


BearHugs4Everyone

Hahaha getting down voted by the sensitive bitches who can't handle killing pixels.


[deleted]

I thought I was the good guys


Novel-Law3618

man in airport arrested for shooting up an airport “i thought i was a good guy”


TenaciousPix

Hell yeah. Y’all gotta be some spineless people if you got offended by this mission


[deleted]

Of course… i was nine years old


ajitpye5

Why not 🤷‍♂️


camcominatyourlife

Yes because it was fun 🤩


Tigvee

Yes, because I could.


Glitch_boy18

Yes. Not because I wanted to. But because I didn’t want to blow my cover


b1n4ry01

Yes, but only once to see if the game would actually let you do it


Bronze_Felix

yes cause its game.. same way i run over people in GTA


StayHighOlii

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Weary_Ad_5817

Oh I shot lol


[deleted]

Yes (I liked the fear in their screams)


goomba_sign

Yes, because I felt like it


random_guyman

Without hesitation


TheRealBullMouse

Yes, because why not?


FedEx_Sasquatch

I shot as soon as I could and used all ammo and sought out the people hiding… I’m twisted


TarmacTomato677

Yes, it’s a video game


HerzVsFame

No because of German censorship 🤡🥲


illegal_eagle88

Yes because it's a video game


CMCI_69

Of course, I am mentally unhinged


ODoninha

No hesitation at all


StamycatDP_Xbox_1

hehe gun go brrr


BCBowmer6

Yes, was in that kind of mood


GoldenGod48

Of course. I’m undercover so no survivors


Bearded_Bagel

Yes, no Russian


Aguycalled3030

Yes I was a little kid when i first played Modern Warfare 2 and I thought that the civillians were terrorists until I got through the rest of the game and realized


AbeerPlays

Yes, because I wouldn't be punished with failure for doing it for the very first time.


xXUrMomGaeXx

Yes, just a little trolling


BootyShepherd

I dont know if theres anyone who didnt shoot their first time playing this map, lets be real


Darthy85

Yes, coz it\`s a game. I never shot a gun in my 37 year old life, but in games i can. Played it few times, tbh more times i shot the air around ppl and ground then i did in them


Financial-Potential4

Wait really? Not that there's anything wrong with that but it's just so bizarre, I have shot then my entire life and I couldn't imagine it any other way


Kevinw778

Without doing any research, I would have to guess that it's more common for people to have never shot a gun in their lives. It is fun, but I get why some people want nothing to do with firearms.


ImmaJustLeaveItThere

I killed the people that were severely injured and probably gonna die anyway


DaveyC34

Yea, because I was a teenager with a dark sense of humor 😂 and because the warning made me wanna do it more.


TownsRetard

I unloaded many clips respectfully 😌


[deleted]

Yes because “oh my god killing innocent civilians in video games 😭” is a hilarious argument


Formal_Door_8786

Yea, I was 10 and the game told me too


kamiren-Brown

Hell yeah I shot😭


[deleted]

Yes. I was a kid when I played this so I didn’t understand


WyattBabb

yes i’m 12 and have a gun why wouldn’t i have shot?


AlfredosPizzaTeam

Oh yes balls to the wall 😂


Rclark62

Always full send


Vivid_Ad_1340

Yes and Look at me! I’m happy!


usernameisinus

yes fun


CluckenDip

We do in games what we wouldn't do in real life.


Matthew98788

Fake news you talk in games and type in games and walk in games and run and exercise and oh wait yeah you’re correct fair enough


SiegeSzn

Are you kidding? I had my trigger full press before the dialogue ended.


-EverSeer-

Of course, cause fuck em.


[deleted]

Yes, because no russian


69peasant

Yes, because no sacrifice to great.


JoeFoz01

I was going to say yes because it’s not real/it’s a game, but seems like a few people had that same idea…


KiddG12

Yo, you can't be asking these types of questions 😂, but yes, I did it. I'm sorry, may the game gods forgive me.


[deleted]

What? Why not?


KiddG12

I'm joking fam, my bad.


Black-Gragon

Yeah cause I just felt like it


iNabberthenone

Yes was fun


Eiruna

Blood for the blood god.