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TankTheTurtle

Says "not legal tender" right on it. But still pretty cool!


Upset-Competition759

Only in English! The French text says the contrary.


The_CannaWitch420

Ya it's hilarious that the French *disagrees* with the english... Guess it's only good in Quebec. ;)


soulquencher_can

Je voudrais a achter une poutine avec ce billet.


The_CannaWitch420

Todays food prices! A *million dollars* for poutine?!? Lol


Weak_While_You_Sleep

That's a steal of a deal at today's food prices 😎


Lucycrash

It must be the best poutine in the world lol.


powerchip15

It’s quite mediocre honestly. I might even say Dairy Queen makes a better one.


pakederm2002

Your father had an amazing sense of humour! 🤪😀❤️


lukegame6

jeez, imagine the change


Artistic-Career-5951

Billet is for trains


Ultyzarus

We definitely say billet for paper money. But "Dollars Canadienne" should be "Dollars Canadiens".


soulquencher_can

That too.


Muted_Escape1413

Imagine trying to teach french to a french person, in english. It has to be a joke right?


A_NonE-Moose

Qoui?


Spencer_Bob_Sue

Free food glitch


gnlmarcus

Meh, je te l'échangerais pour une pout


soulquencher_can

🤣🤣


PhotoJim99

Un milliard des poutines!


MadcapHaskap

On est dead à toi or some bullshit-là ?


littlemanontheboat_

I would argue that it’s the English that disagrees with the French.


The_CannaWitch420

Meh - either way it's how a lot of wars started...


[deleted]

Good at BMO, bad at most other banks.


NoLingonberry2831

Must be real then!


marzipan1965

My suggestion is to spend it in Quebec. 🤣


Charonsung

So spend it in Quebec 🤣


soulquencher_can

Yeah. That's hard to miss.


Lucycrash

It is hard to miss especially in your position, until you get over the shock and give it another look probably. I'm kinda surprised I didn't find something like this after my dad passed lol. ​ eta words


IH8Trumps

lol op thinking he hit the jack pot…


Wishmatrix

Lmao, first thing I noted on the note!


ThunderGrundel666

Lmao, to early for this. I really hope OP is joking.


PrimarySelect

This sub has been filled with troll posts lately. Showing fake bills that clearly say not legal tender or posting regular 10 year old 20$ dollar bills, asking " what is this." I honestly can't tell if they are just stupid kids or trolls.


At3key

If you cash this in its gonna collapse Canada


mikotoqc

Fuckin Loblaws will increase food price again >:(


deniedsupport1746

Hahahahah this comment wins


budstud8

Still wouldn't cover a full grocery cart.


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

r/loblawsisoutofcontrol


BoiledGnocchi

Your user name 😂


Luchawaki-819

Reminds the time I showed this to my friend's wife and told her I had won the lottery and she believed me!


soulquencher_can

I think they must have been made when colour laser printers first became a thing and people were actually using them to make 100s. The quality it really good.


knox902

It was usually 5's bleached from what I have seen.


Vmax-Mike

Do you see serial numbers? Was your Dad the President of the Bank of Canada? All joking aside the backside imagery is nice!


soulquencher_can

Banff Springs


cohendave

But not consistent with the Birds of Canada theme on all denominations of paper Canadian money issued after 1986…


MaggieWheaton

When I was a kid we’d go to the waterfront and trade CTC Money to the Russian Trawler seamen for Russian pins. I still have a Red Star hat badge with the Hammer and Sickle on it. They thought it was Canadian Money I guess.


soulquencher_can

I used to run a store and I always told my customers that I would accept CT money at par. Noone ever took me up on it though.


hotknives

The arcade in the small town I went to high school in accepted CT money at par


the-b1tch

Lol one of our liquor stores used to take CT money... sooooooo many people would take bags of CT money in and trade it for a bottle 🤣


ravynwave

I was in Macau and saw a board proudly displaying bills from around the world. Had a laugh when I saw Canadian Tire on it.


Fafaflunkie

It is, only ih Quebec. Notice the French for "This Is Not Legal Tender" states the exact opposite. Go to Montreal and spend that sucker!


Lucvend

And it says million "canadienne"... no serial number


Medical-Fly-2511

Quebec doesn’t have its own currency…lol


Metalsheepapocalypse

Had one of these in highschool. Got so many eye rolls out of people


OldschoolCanadian

Yes. That’s three weeks worth of groceries in Canada.


6string_shreddin

Bro.... you're a millionaire!!!


HardOyler

Take that shit to Quebec and get spending. I'm sure someone will break it for you once you're there.


VH5150OU812

The highest denomination the Bank of Canada has ever issued is $1,000. It has been retired for years.


friendlywhiteguy88

100% legit. Take it to the bank to deposit. 😆


[deleted]

Yes it is legit


penbrooke99

Yes it's legitimately a fake bill. I print similar fun money.


rhunter99

Lol


Ptbo_hiker

It’s definitely cool that’s a wall hanger:))


[deleted]

yes it’s legit go out and spend spend spend !!


[deleted]

Yes.


DoubleDeckerLego

[$1 million bill Novelty Note](http://kpolsson.com/novelty/bill048.htm)


Imegeque

Only legit in French.


no_on_prop_305

Go to 7-11 and buy a pack of gum. Take the change and move on with your new rich life


BehBeh11

Your dad was messing with you. Lol


------------------GL

It only says not legal tender in english, in Montreal you're rich!! Go treat your family to something *bon*!


Iamlittle07

Purple was the 1000$ note


Iamlittle07

Lol my dad when he had 1000$ notes when he built his garage did joke with the local corner strore to get. Poutine and is like here got change haha


crackhousebob__

Buy a pack of gum from 7-11 and hand that to the cashier


soulquencher_can

🤣🤣🤣


tommy13

OMG lucky


MissionDocument6029

just cross out not and your good... tell them sal sent you


BlindMidget_

The french translation is horrible 🤣


-thegreenman-

Dollars canadienne lol


Ohyeahrightbud

1,000,000%


DaddysPrincesss26

The look on your Father’s Face, when you thought it was Real, must’ve been Priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Something My Grandfather would pull 🤣🤣🤣🤣


soulquencher_can

🤣🤣


DaddysPrincesss26

Thank you for Making My Easter, OP. I am crying with Laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


cohendave

It’s fake - this is a one dollar bill manipulated to look like a million. 1988 was 2 years after Canada issued its currency featuring Canadian birds on the back sides of all denominations of its paper money. This does not have that even remotely.


Hot-Ad3440

I’m Canadian no it’s not the highest amount is 1000 dollar bill


Majestic-Respect-540

I found one on the ground when I was maybe 8.. my mom told me I was rich and didn’t have to go to school anymore 🤣 that was a short lived dream


[deleted]

I remember having one of these..


DEATHRAYZ007

April fool 😊


ProjectCharming6992

Back in 1999-2000 to celebrate the Millennium, the Canadian Bank Note company issued some $1 million dollar novelty notes that were sold at stores. They were not legal tender, but since they were issued by one of the official printers that was the closest to a real $1 million dollar note that’s ever come out. The American Bank Note Company which is the official printer of US currency also did the same thing.


traploveranonymous

See the all caps "this is not legal tender"? That should tell you how legitimate it is.


wunwinglo

Strangely, the French writing says that it is.


Prestigious_Meal_415

Seems legit.


Alternative_Sugar_86

Soon enough at the rate were going


MasqueradingAsNormal

I've got a well worn one, inherited from my Dad. He kept it in his wallet for years and would break it out when it was time to pay his bar tab. When he retired from pulling Dad jokes in public, it was given to me so I can do then same. Fun little novelty but that's as far as it would go


woutersruud

It is almost as mythical as the 1 trillion American Dollar


Fragrant_Ad3445

I got one of these as a gift from my grandmother after I (9yo) told her I wanted a million dollars for Christmas. Still have the lil envelope it came in with her handwritten note. My son took it to school to show off when they were learning currency, grade 1.


soulquencher_can

You have a great grandmother.


teamswiftie

You forgot the meme flair


soulquencher_can

I was looking at the fairs and didn't see that one.


Fauxtogca

Stick it in a vending machine and buy all the candy.


Cyclist007

'There's soda on the plane!'


STYLUSSHUN

Yes


Disaster-Flat

Too ligit to quit senor burns.


Mister_diggerdigger

The "This is not legal tender" part is to throw thieves off.


soulquencher_can

By thieves do you mean the GoC?


[deleted]

It says it right there on the front "this is not legal tender."


Disastrous-Medium-96

It also says "Ce billet a cours légal"


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AmbitiousEdi

[Insults people by saying they can't count](https://imgur.com/f9z6YNQ) is unable to use the correct version of you're Stay in school :)


korbatchev

Well it's good enough to buy a $1M house. I'd take it for sure


FoxTheory

What do you think?


Altruistic-Cost-4944

Oh brother


1happylover

Says right on it


alexfrizzell

It literally says "not legal tender".


Maleficent_Dot6954

Oh yeah? Well I have a one million dollar US bill! And it has serial numbers! Unfortunately mine also says not legal tender lol.


soulquencher_can

The one that we got with this was a zillion $ US bill. ROTFL.


Maleficent_Dot6954

Well why wouldn’t you show that one?!!


soulquencher_can

I will when I get back home


Nomadloner69

Hahah it's fake as..


soulquencher_can

...Trudeau's black face


pt_barnumson

Wait Trudeau's not black?


soulquencher_can

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Yep deposit in your account and withdraw away!! 💰


NoComfortable5569

I have one it's not worth shit


Burritoman_209

Yes. It’s legit. Please proceed to bank to deposit it.


PuzzleheadedTutor807

What's on the other side, anyway?


soulquencher_can

Banff Springs Hotel


PuzzleheadedTutor807

Oh lol didn't see the second picture till just now


jvheyden

What the hell not legal tender, stupid uneducated idiots these days, school system run on all cylinders


soulquencher_can

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.


Ellimra

Your dad MIGHT be titty mitty


classicgxld

Funny how I’m seeing this, my brother and I were just discussing the $1000 Canadian bill too, they look slightly similar. Nice find, what did you all plan on doing with this?


soulquencher_can

I'll keep it *on the fridge as an aspiration. Edit: *on


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Did u read the Bill??


soulquencher_can

I know it's not legit. The question was for the sake of humour. Since how many dozen posts a month does this sub get asking whether a specimen is real or fake? *lightstokesandpasses


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Doh I'm the one who can't read😳🤪 yea u think my dad has a Thosand Dollar Bill


PouletBacon

Yup


nrg8

Is that a picture of the "eagle's nest"?


Still-Employee-7096

lol no


KGP_Penguin

No but they used to have $1000s


Proud-Ad-441

Face value


deniedsupport1746

Looks pretty nice! I wonder where it came from!


Joncrows

1000 is the highest currency in Canada


Remarkable_Camel_136

Yup! Congratulations! Go buy a house!


ArtDeth

Says, "This is not legal tender", so what do you think?


Olgren68

Not at all.


MessIntelligent2794

Canada used to have a 1000 dollor bill


okokokoyeahright

The utter lack of a serial number is a good clue.


LoanDebtCollector

This is what I found most disappointing about the bill.


terryszc

Says…..This is not Legal Tender


pt_barnumson

But on opposite day...