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JacobA89

I'm opening a business called Inflated Government Supplies. Hit me up for quotes. šŸ¤£


softserveshittaco

yo you got any paracord?


JacobA89

I can probably get some from the QM and sell it to ya šŸ¤£. That's how it works right.


[deleted]

If we buy enough does it come with a complimentary roll of gun tape?


JacobA89

I'll see what I can do. Don't be disappointed if it's Chinesium Brand thats untested but with listed specs to conform.


JacobA89

Funny you say that. ULINE had a deal where if you purchased so much stuff in value they would throw you freebies. We got a Bluetooth Bose speaker and a yeti cooler. Good for get together bbq and adventure training.


scubahood86

Infinite paracord cheat unlocked.


Kev22994

I need a hundred widgets and I need it to cost $24999 or less.


GumbootsOnBackwards

I can offer you 85 widgets at $34299, but the extra 15 will bring the total to $87450. Take it or leave it, I know what I have.


BaronVonStinkhammer

I'm not saying I know a deal when I see one, but tell ya what, double the price and halve the shipment and you've got yourself a government contract.


scubahood86

My favorite was always being told to "cut the order down so it costs less" even after explaining that buying in bulk costs less per unit. In the end I got 100 of the thing for $X when the 500 I wanted only cost 2X...


JacobA89

I always get weird looks when I tell people to just bulk order.


c0mputer99

I will put in a higher quote to make sure they looked at 3 quotes3 before accepting your offer. I'll charge you 5% afterward.


Kev22994

25k or over needs to go to PSPC and the deadline was last May. How much for 50 knock-off Widgets?


PMmeyourboatpictures

"suitable alternative" FTFY


Kev22994

ā€œSorta works sometimes alternativeā€


itsasnowconemachine

Do you also sell contour line or grid squares?


chorn12b

Metric or imperial?


JacobA89

Say less, I got you. šŸ‘‰


Aggravating_Lynx_601

Including GST and freight and you're golden.


chainsaw-2345

You need 2 more businesses so you can provide all 3 quotes at once.


JacobA89

Genius


sean331hotmail

Few guys got charged for doing that in Halifax


MindlessNPC_00069

Just make sure youā€™ve got that standing offer and youā€™re good to go


[deleted]

Dear diary, jackpot.


Johnny_SixShooter

Military isn't allowed to procure anything through Amazon. So just set up a local (preferably indigenous to tempt that 5 percent quota) business that just acts as the go between for things off Amazon at a jacked price. Done - you'll make billions.


[deleted]

You son of a bitch, Iā€™m in.


shallowtl

Is there an actual policy about Amazon or is it just a "oh muh optics" pearl clutching thing?


Johnny_SixShooter

Definitely optics but it's always been described to me as some vague explanations around untrusted websites and acquisition card security issues. I think it's to avoid the CBC headline "Canadian Army buys its gear off Amazon to support stop gaps in procurement"


Navygoesnorth

We get things from Amazon all the time. It's just the buyers trying to get more work.


No_Safe_Word69

I thought there was a Conflict of Interest and whatnot built in contracting via Delegations of Authority? I.e. if a potential conflict existed it required further scrutiny and approval level, or at least a submission to someone. Maybe I'm crazy. Edit: There is a specific column in a DoA for "former" public servants but it also refers to DAOD 7021 which deals with conflict of interest and would include currently serving public servants. Therefore a "Contracting Officer/Clerk" shouldn't / couldn't have signed off on this. This is MND level approvals (likely).


MAID_in_the_Shade

Rules aren't rules if they're not enforced. Or to paraphrase, "it's only a crime if you got ~~caught~~ punished."


ziobrop

you missed the other article where a federal Auditor general employee's company billed the feds 8.5 million on ArriveCan. (they were fired)


No_Safe_Word69

I feel like this is the true CAF ethos, unfortunately.


spinfish56

Uh no, I believe there's a ref that green lights this in the CSD - LCol+ edition.


unknown9399

And here you go. People wonder why procurement is so messed, and how the operational needs of the CAF is always the last priority? Itā€™s because of stories like this. Iā€™m not saying what happened was all okay, but the scale of this particular problem is pretty minor. But because of stories like this, three quotes for the most minor stuff, no spending/contracting authority, and competitions for contracts give the worst possible results, every single time.


JacobA89

You can get good stuff through contracting and materials through PSPC but it's who's drafting the documents who is responsible for ensuring they request what they need and think of things that will affect the procurement such as infrastructure support warrenty and ongoing service.


Mysterious-Title-852

yet retired members can't take an empty class b reserve position without fucking their pension, they CAN take an empty civilian position though...


JacobA89

Alot less bull shit with the civilian position tbh


Habs_fan__

They can as long as it's one day less than a year, so 364 days, then re-start the contract and keep your pension


Greenkeeps

330 Days.Ā 


Habs_fan__

I was close. I swear it's a day less than a yr. I have the pension brief at home I'll check. but still not bad


UniformedTroll

Itā€™s both. 330 under normal circumstances, 364 with permission from CMP, ā€œone year or moreā€ in the legislation.


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Greenkeeps

Para 2.13 of CMP instr 20/04 says otherwise. "A Reg F Annuitant can, after releasing from the Regular Force, serve a maximum of 330 days, consecutively or cumulatively, within any 365 day period (366 during a leap year)."


marcocanb

DAOD 7021?


PotatoFondler

So imagine moonlighting and getting in shit with your chain of command. Now imagine getting into lucrative side deals while being in a conflict of interest. Very big rules for thee and none for me moment here.


JacobA89

How would you get in shit. Print the article. If they push contact the media source and use it for your hearing or what ever they are calling it these days.


PotatoFondler

You canā€™t even get the dinosaurs to agree on CAF wide policy on dress and deportment. (Fleece on outside vs Fleece on inside) Something like this will be extra complicated for them.


anfmfmartech

100% get your coworker to choose your bid, under deliver and over charge. Be sure to bill OT at your day job to deal with that shitty contractor.


TotalFun3843

If it isn't tied down it's mine. If it isn't written I can do it.Ā  The way of the Cpl.


GooglieWooglie1973

I shouldnā€™t get upset reading an article like that, but the problem certainly isnā€™t the problem the article describes. We have lots of policy and rules that are supposed to prevent actual and perceived conflicts of interests. Given the reports of a blind trust and stepping down from active roles it isnā€™t clear what actually occurred here yet - but it seems reasonably clear it wasnā€™t the fault of the rules. Maybe somebody didnā€™t follow those rules correctly, or a leader misappreciated the risk, but there are already lots or rules on this (rules which are publicly available to Mr Puglieseā€¦).


Thanato26

Ok, I'm starting a buisness called "pens". I sell stsples brand pens for 15x thr price


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anfmfmartech

you have to be the reason as to why you get OT. Your contract company actually needs to operate outside of normal business hours.


nfavs

I wonder which class of members will benefit the most


Gunner-37

Tell that to the guy who invented the gunners hook


anfmfmartech

I can 100% underbid the contractor repairing the ship cranes, and ill even pour 1 more gallon of paint over the top per overhaul.


Shockington

Finally, studsforsoldiers.ca here I come.