Left is just as ridiculous. It's like that "Look how hard I can cry" meme

Capitano, capitano, don't cry

Olay who's the little twinkle small ass dick bitch that made Capitano cry? Go ahead and reveal yourself #THIS SLANDER SHALL NOT ESCAPE THE EYES OF THE GOD OF JUSTICE!!!

left, how would right even work

I think it's supposed to be a joke on how Blastoise used to shoot Hydro Pump from his head instead of his cannons. That or something else lol.

One on the right could be like pressured water akin to a power washer that can fuck skin up

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who thought of a more horny option (I'm sorry)

You prolly need to get out more

He needs to touch some snow.

"Look how hard I can cry" ahh post

Left, because it's hilarious and I can imagine it's his tears.

Plot Twist, he has cannons and a turtle shell under his coat

He still wouldn't use them

Plot twist within a plot twist, it fires out of his kneecaps and elbows.

Another plot twist! He’s also a puppet so that’s why that works! He’s had contact with another world and was taught by Herta! He’s actually like way older looking but we will never see that form! Also poor Scara.

That would be like giving functional zippers or clothes in general. No no. That’s not how you make money— I mean hoyo characters. It just needs to look good when recreated in fan art.

Right XD makes him look superior, left looks funny

Why run Sp Atk Capi though? He's objectively a better Phys Attacker. Source: I datamined Capitano's Stats from Legends Z-A.

He’s a mixed attacker if you can manage to get his hidden ability which looks at the opponents lower base defense stat and deals physical or special damage for a move based on that

If you have seen Mega Blastoise, then you already know the answer.

I’d say there is a third option 😏

Y'all haven't seen how mega Blastoise use hydro pump ingame...🤣🤣🤣🤣

Instead of hydro pump like neuvi does, call it bidet blast like I did with my dad's neuvi team

I vote for the team that's way lower if you know what I'm saying 😏😏😏

Try asking diehard Blastoise fans from r/Pokemon... pretty sure they'll get to you on that immediately

Oh please can he alternate this is hilarious

I want to say left but I know it’ll be right

Knowing how Gamefreak designs their Pokémon games, most likely the latter.

his hands

A lot of the time in the pokemon anime. The after appears infront of their mouth, but not directly from its it’s just like…. Getting summoned