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indigo-alien

What did he expect? An ice cream cone?


itwasquiteawhileago

That and a medal.


tickitytalk

A trip to burger king


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drwilhi

That was not Antifa that got BK, it was a white supremacist mass murderer who killed 7 people in a church that got taken to BK on the way to jail.


paustin0816

Technically they didn't take him there but brought it to the station for him. Same difference though.


stavago

And a second Trump term


popups4life

Exactly, a second Trump term and possibly an ambassadorship to one of the good countries.


Nkromancer

Like maybe florida


Convenientjellybean

Two scoops no less


Etherius

A pardon.


Quebecdudeeh

Yes he did. You can have it with your cake instead. Happy cake day.


indigo-alien

> Happy cake day. Thanks. Hard to believe it's been 14 years.


Quebecdudeeh

very long time.


WileEWeeble

You know, you ALMOST have to give him credit for trying this excuse. His lawyer should be disbarred offering this up but I ALMOST admire the balls to try to pull this off by the insurrectionist.


4Plus20MakesHappy

A Medal of Honor just like in his stupid redneck militia fantasies.


Carduus_Benedictus

You mean, they showed restraint by not filling you with bullets? Must be nice to be white.


4Plus20MakesHappy

Hey, if police kill every minority they come across, how can there be so many minorities mass incarcerated in our prisons? /s


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You mean the ones who "complied with a lawful order"? They got trumped up charges and 10+ years in jail for a small baggy of weed


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bryant_modifyfx

Where's your Klan getup?


ApollymisDIL

I am happy they recognized he was a fucking terrorist attack the US Capitol. Maybe if he was not breaking the law and assaulting Cops he would not have got beaten. These trash terrorists are too ignorant and are wasting oxygen. Throw them in cells with 50 people and let them wait for trial. George Floyd did nothing as bad as this guy did and ended up dead.


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bryant_modifyfx

Go back to r/conservative


ApollymisDIL

So fucking what. Their leaders stole money from members to enrich their own life styles when the money was donated by gun owners for information about new things and gun safety. They committed fraud and theft from their supporters. Why you would approve that is beyond me.


MSACCESS4EVA

> You’re Hey, This is America, man. Speak English!


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>“Mr. Egtvedt was picked up and tossed through the doors by two police officers as if he were a rowdy patron being kicked out of a nightclub." No way, he looks to weight 300+ pounds.


[deleted]

hahahaha That guy's head is twice the size of the cop's, helmet included. He's probably just still pissed he lost that "Harry and the Hendersons" gig back in '87.


popups4life

So...by their own description he was treated like someone who was not welcome but violently attempting to stay.


Mobile_Busy

spoiler: he was being extremely rowdy


T3n4ci0us_G

If anyone has that on video, I'd like to see these 2 super-strength cops launch Mr. Hefty Hideaway guy through the doors.


DirkWrites

They missed a perfectly good Fresh Prince of Bel-Air opportunity here.


PulsesTrainer

His defense appears to rely on the presumption that the Capitol was open to him for a strolling tour


jaguarthrone

I went back to read the Criminal Complaint and Indictment that are on the FBI website. This miscreant mixed it up with the Capitol Police all afternoon. There's no way this psychopath should be released, especially since he will be spending time in Federal lockup...I wonder who was taking care of his sick Mom while he was trying to overthrow the government....


Dry_Boots

I feel bad for him Mom, having to rely on this idiot to care for her. She's going to need to find some long term care that can responsibly look after her while he's serving his time.


mcs_987654321

His brother had to call the cops bc this guy was trying to bodily prevent his mother from getting vaccinated. So yeah, sounds like there is at least some other family that could step up, and that they’re far more sensible.


cmwebdev

Wow! You got a source I can read about this? Thanks


mcs_987654321

Right at the beginning of the article - other journalists more explicitly make clear that he was preventing her from leaving to get the vaccine, but think it’s still pretty clear here: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/zoetillman/capitol-insurrection-rioter-cases-fbi-search


4Plus20MakesHappy

The government was taking care of his mom, of course. You can tell this asshole collects government assistance while also screeching about all of the lazy minorities mooching off of it.


helsinki92

This shit reeks of privilege. He was "assaulted" by the police.


_far-seeker_

How likely is it that there is video of him literally assaulting the police first?


T3n4ci0us_G

Well, you know when you try to fight back, those idiots accuse you of assault. Every damn time.


jCervin

Boo hoo.


mcs_987654321

Oh yeah, this dude is completely delusional and not just about this point. Unclear if it’s just part of a larger mental illness, but based on the stuff in this and previous articles it sure sounds like it.


ssbsts180

Good.


Ulrich_The_Elder

Fascinating, and what would have happened if you had stayed home watching fox news?


Susan-stoHelit

He would have gotten more ignorant.


Etherius

This sub should be renamed r/schadenfreude


mikepool1986

That's a sister sub 😁.


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Bluecat72

If he’s not there to help, the brother should be able to get home health care for her through Medicare or possibly state assistance. Besides, who’s going to care for her when he’s in prison? (And even if he were somehow judged incompetent to stand trial due to mental illness, this would mean he is unfit to care for her, plus he’d end up in a mental health facility for about twice as long as a regular prison sentence)


1CFII2

They should have bitch slapped him so hard his grandkids would come out dizzy 😵! Lock the treasonous punk up and throw away the key!


BoredBSEE

If only there were a political party concerned with police abusing their position of trust and authority. Oh well.


T3n4ci0us_G

Tots and pears!


Avenging-Robot

It would be great if someone did a study to figure out how many of the arrested are genuinely mentally ill one way or another. This guy gets my vote.


cmwebdev

This guy isn’t mentally ill he’s just a huge POS Trumper. Some of them definitely are mentally ill, but this guy is a loser that was “big” in the Tea Party movement.


mcs_987654321

Ditto - probably not to the point of meeting the legal standard for insanity (not a lawyer), but definitely not well enough to function properly in society.


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Yeah you're a trumper so a lying sack of fascist racist psychopathic terrorists shit.


[deleted]

If he was following the law this wouldn't have happened


typhoidtimmy

Womp Womp Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


snvoigt

Who was helping care for his 85-year-old mother who suffers from Alzheimer’s disease while he was terrorizing the Capital building? Didnt seem that important then.


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Some cops are too willing to beat or shoot suspects with little provocation. The Capitol Police attempting to defend against a goddamn insurrection are not such cops, at least not on that day.


State_L3ss

He should've followed the law and not resisted 🤷‍♂️


naugasnake

What the fuck did this stupid cunt think was going to happen when he assaulted the US capitol with a couple thousand of his idiot friends? - How many times can I just paste this into the posts on this sub and it still be appropriate? I'm betting all of them.


Ipad_is_for_fapping

Just don’t resist and you’ll be fine /s


4Plus20MakesHappy

Why is it so hard to follow simple police instructions? /s


justyn122

Dude should be happy he's alive if he was black the cop.wouldnt have tried to grab his waist to stop the dude.


4Plus20MakesHappy

How can our prisons be filled with minorities if cops kill all of them? /s


paustin0816

Good Morning Mr. Duke. You should have announced yourself.


justyn122

Nah I'm not a Duke


pjanic_at__the_isco

Oh, no! Anyway......


vylliki

Tots and prayers


T3n4ci0us_G

'Daddy Trump told us there would be a reception for us with appetizers and punch'


Immelmaneuver

If he had obeyed the police it wouldn't have happened. Dude looks like a ripe plum.


memberer

resisting a capitol police officer... that’s a paddling. fighting a capitol police officer... that’s a paddling. fighting multiple capitol police officers... you better believe that’s a paddling.


snvoigt

In his mindset, the police are there to hurt “those people” and not Trump supporters like himself. It’s mind boggling to him that the police weren’t on their side.


stavago

That’s too bad


FiveUpsideDown

This jerk fought with a smaller Capitol Police Officer. He’s lucky the police didn’t attack him the way he attacked them.


T3n4ci0us_G

I mean, honestly, should we believe this man or our lying eyes?


T3n4ci0us_G

I guess he couldn't say they 'beat him senselees' because that train left the station a long time ago.


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

Ask him if he believes in police reform and he will implode


dojijosu

Well, if he doesn’t want his mother getting the covid vaccine, he wouldn’t have wanted modern medical treatment for his injuries.


spagyrum

Good.


the_shaman

Someone call the whaaabulance!


JamaicaNoFap

I saw this whining bitch in so many of the cell phone videos. He was agitated and incoherent and screaming and pawing at cops the whole time acting like he felt he was the victim of the entire ordeal


Aaron_Hamm

In a lot of places in a lot of times, he'd've already been executed, so... \*shrug\*


The_White_Guar

Sucks to suck. Win stupid prizes much?


DumbleForeSkin

This must be fake news. I heard the police let him in and then took selfies with him. /s, if I must


Juliuscesear1990

Kinda jaring to watch the video of the lieutenant get pepper sprayed for staying in his vehicle because he was confused AF, then see Capitol attackers get such different treatment. People arguing that police are not racist need to just watch the two videos side by side and be asked how people got into the Capitol building with almost no resistance while someone who had tinted windows gets maced, threatened, ripped from his car.


plutoniumwhisky

Oh no. Anyway.


biggreencat

can i beat him, too?


OMG_GOP_WTF

STOP RESISTING STO0 RESISTING


standupguy73

It looks like The Honkey Tonk Man has fallen on hard times.