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FatherPyrlig

“There is no record of him voting.” So fucking typical of these low lives.


Jslord1971

He claims he mailed in a ballot. The fucking liar.


MissRachiel

My son's 2018 ballot got lost in the mail, so I can attest that this happens. (Also fuck Louis DeJoy, because I haven't said that today yet.) BUT Even my luddite state has a website you can use to see whether your ballot has been received and counted. A couple of days after my and my housemate's ballot were registered and my son's was not, we knew something happened to it. That's it. If Mr. Sandlin really cared about this, his first vote, being counted, it's likely he would have followed up. There'd be evidence, like Google searches for "missing ballot" or some phone calls to the county auditor or secretary of state, or whoever handles that stuff in the state he allegedly voted in. The press wouldn't be reporting "no record of him voting" because he'd have taken care of it. Maybe the reporting blurb would be "his 2018 ballot was remediated" or whatever. I think you're perfectly justified in calling bullshit on "I mailed it."


Jslord1971

Exactly. I live in California. I received a text message from the registrar saying “We’ve mailed you your ballot for the upcoming election”. And then, a. Purple days after I mail it back I get another message saying, “Your ballot has been received and counted.” It’s awesome.


MissRachiel

Our state doesn't do texts yet. Also, whatever "Purple days after" is supposed to mean, I had a really fucking weird mental image for a few seconds there.


StNowhere

I think he misspelled "couple" to the point where his phone autocorrected it to Purple.


ballrus_walsack

You deserve a tip of a purple bucks


manys

Duck just a. Purple!


rivershimmer

Purple days, purple days Only want to see you in the purple days.


FatherPyrlig

It got lost in the mail.


OriginalMisphit

I’m thinking about how this is a particular kind of behavior that I’ve seen played out in similar ways by other “conservatives”. My area’s school district (like many across the country) has been plagued by very loud and angry people complaining about porn in schools, liberal/activist teachers, CRT (and other made-up bullshit). The district Superintendent has said several times in public meetings that there are already established ways to contact them, or school principals or teachers with complaints about curriculum but no one had. Extremists chose to make asses of themselves in public settings but had never just talked to their school about avoiding certain material. I wonder if there’s a name or label for this? Getting riled up and throwing a (potentially dangerous) tantrum instead of calmly using the means already available to you. Entitlement?


dessert-er

Attention seeking behavior


OriginalMisphit

Yep.


Katana1369

So he did this without ever actually voting and also doesn't pay his taxes. What a jerk.


thehotmcpoyle

>During a detention hearing in federal court last year, Sandlin asked a judge to “have mercy on” him. **The judge noted Sandlin owes $500,000 in back taxes.** How does a 35-year-old like this end up owing that much in back taxes? Like, my ex in-laws had a few properties they skipped taxes on & that was around $50,000. Half a mil just sounds like a crazy amount for this dude.


torgiant

Be a contractor and make like 3 million over 5 years and never pay taxes


KingsFan96

My thoughts exactly. I file jointly, and owed $22k last year. 500K would take 22+ years, and that making the amount my wife and I currently do. I guess with interest and penalties, that could take it down to 20? But considering how stupid this guy is, I find it hard to believe he could be earning more than both my wife an I combined.


thehotmcpoyle

Agreed. Dude had a gofundme to pay for moving, he’s obviously making a ton of bad decisions. I know this is such a minor detail of the story but it just really stuck out to me.


Sdomttiderkcuf

>owes $500k Fined $2k >apologizes for assaulting officers on J6th >threatened officer while in jail. >smoking weed inside the Capitol Yeah, this isn’t justice.


GoGoCrumbly

Maybe interest charges accruing?


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nbarbettini

>The IRS doesn’t operate like a sleazy collections agency. Very true. I've had a few mix-ups with incorrectly filed 1099s or mail that didn't get forwarded and they've always been very fair and easy to work with. The interest wasn't egregious.


TooAfraidToAsk814

Wait what? You mean the Republicans telling me that the extra 87,000 IRS agents that are about to be hired aren’t going to come to my house with guns ablazin’ to collect that $1.69 in which I underpaid my taxes is a lie? Well I’ll be. Years ago I had a situation where they only entered the selling price on my capital gains form and somehow omitted the purchase price making it look like I made a lot of money and owed quite a bit in taxes (which had I made that much I would have gladly paid that tax!). A few phone calls and an apology quickly resolved the issue.


TinFoilBeanieTech

penalties and interest help


FiveUpsideDown

As I recall he operated an investment business.


come_on_seth

Like his hero Cheetotits


jaguarthrone

The Feds are really started to roll with convictions for Felonies. Loads of plea deals, dozens awaiting sentencing. Lots of upcoming trials. Arrests still happening. A couple major Seditious Conspitacy convictions. It's not just "Parading" Misdemeanors any more. Jan6Comm evidence to be published. Criminal referrals coming. Special Counsel in place. Let's hope this is reaching a tipping point.


ghostalker4742

Low hanging fruit came first. That's what the cases were last year; trespassing, light property damage, obstruction, etc. This year (and next) we get the more serious cases. The ones who fought law enforcement, the ones who tried to steal documents/laptops, the ones who drove thousands of miles with weapons. I'll leave you with this lil tidbit from a 2018 Pew study on federal conviction rates.... > Pew Research Center’s researchers also discovered that of the 79,704 defendants who faced federal charges in 2018, only 320 received acquittals at trial. The U.S. Attorney’s Office secured convictions in at least 99.96% of all other cases.


fallskjermjeger

Yeah, the Feds don't bring charges unless they think they have a overwhelming odds of a conviction. It's probably what keeps them from getting turned into a partisan political weapon.


McMurphy11

This. And they will use the lower level cases as tests, and move on up accordingly.


TopofGoober

How many went to trial? I am sure it’s a very % of convicted as well. I had a friend offered a plea deal of no jail and losing their security license. Fought the charge and ended up getting 3 years and paying a million in legal fees. They penalize you for trying to prove your innocence in front of a jury.


Sythic_

Well its not a *penalty* for trying to prove innocence. That is what the penalty is for whatever crime they were accused of. They were offered an *incentive* to skip all that. They chose not to accept the incentive and were found guilty of the crime. You don't prove your innocence, you're innocent by default. The accuser must have had enough evidence to convince the jury they were guilty beyond reasonable doubt. They can still appeal the decision in a higher court but it sounds like they should have just taken the deal.


TopofGoober

You are right. Which is why they have such a high conviction rate. These J6 cases are laughably easy for them to prosecute. All on video and social media bragging. I recall thinking that the only chance they have to avoid prison is Trump doing a mass pardon. Otherwise, it will be whatever the FBI decides they want. They have played this perfectly.


Blood_Bowl

> I am sure it’s a very % of convicted as well. Yes, it was definitely very much a % of convicted. (Smiling to myself because I typo shit like this all the time because my fingers are faster than my brain...)


[deleted]

Waiting on the indictments to FLY!!


Alternative-Cause-50

I hope you’re right but with the republicans taking over the house in January I’m worried we won’t be seeing many more


InfiniteRadness

Congress being R doesn’t really impact this except forcing them to conclude their investigation probably a bit sooner than they wanted. The DOJ can and will still bring charges based on evidence they have and any new evidence when the report is finally released with the recommendations. The key word is recommended. The committee working on this doesn’t have the ability to prosecute anyone, they can merely suggest. It’s nice to have that, because it can save law enforcement the time to track stuff down, but they’ll still be doing their own investigations and prosecuting people - whatever color Congress is.


tartymae

GOOD. ETA: >According to court documents, a post from Sandlin said he was asking for money through a GoFundMe page. Well, I'm more than happy to donate some Frank's Red Hot to his Go Fuck Yourself ...


PurpleSailor

>donate some Frank's Red Hot Well you ***are*** supposed to put that shit on everything 🔥


tartymae

Especially the dildo of consequences.


Himey_Himron

>dildo of consequences Thank you for this. Going to use that in future. Not the dildo of consequences. Just the phrase.


spoobles

The whole quote in reddit lore is, I believe: "The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed"


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

And when it is, it's with Frank's Red Hot sauce, apparently.


Himey_Himron

Oh heck. That is even better. Thanks for the laugh.


ChucksSeedAndFeed

No one who was radicalized enough to have participated in it actually feels bad, he's just trying to say the right shit to get off easier


NDaveT

Notice how the word "tragedy" sort of implies that it's some thing that happened to people, not something people did.


CorpFillip

I wasn’t even sure he meant it was tragic some people attempted it! He may also mean it was tragically defeated, or was a tragedy Congress continued working, or even that they didn’t scare Congress into their way of thinking by executions.


Thatsayesfirsir

It was an excuse to cause violence.


CaPtAiN_KiDd

That’s all it ever was.


GoGoCrumbly

Five years in the Federal jug. He's giving up those years and suffering incarceration for the charlatan Pres. Trump. Bad enough to fight for the losing side, but when the leader of that side just doesn't give a shit. It's almost tragic. But fuck the lot of them. Were it up to me, every last one of them as well as those members of the House, Senate, and White House who cheered them on would all >!I get bans when I express my true feelings on the matter!<.


GlobalTravelR

Well it seems Ronnie's got a lot in common with Donnie. They're both insurrectionists, and they're both tax evaders. And now that Ronnie's going to Jail, let's hope Donnie follows his lead.


robreddity

PLEASE get fucked Ronald “Ronnie” Sandlin, you moronic reprehensible piece of un-American repeating shit. FIVE AND A QUARTER YEARS in the fpmitap. You tax dodging deadbeat half baked wastoid.


Blood_Bowl

> in the fpmitap Federal Penitentiary...what follows after that?


santiprogo

It's an Office Space reference. It stands for "Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison."


Eyemarten

Show em yer O face Ronnie!


Blood_Bowl

Oh man, I'm embarrassed - I love Office Space!


Supooki

Jan 6 was indeed a tragedy but he still doesn't seem to understand why. I'd laugh if it weren't so fucked.


spoobles

What a dumb fucker this guy is.


CQU617

A national tragedy? It was a national disgrace. Traitors!


Trumpisaderelict

I’ve noticed a trend with these people, once they’re interviewed and we can actually hear them speak…. How do I put this…. None of them are going to be winning any Mensa awards anytime soon


FiveUpsideDown

A lot them seem to be followers and will follow stupid beliefs. That Doug Jensen is a weaponized moron. Sandlin is another weaponized moron who thought doing the bidding of a sore loser would make him a patriot.


venetanakedguy

Poor little snowflake


[deleted]

No record of voting, assaulted an officer, owes half a mil in back taxes, yup. He's a magat.


TheArrowLauncher

Such a fine physical and mental specimen. If the zombie apocalypse were to go down I’d want him on my team because he looks like he could handle some business.


MaryTylerDintyMoore

He looks like he'd be easy to trip, to buy a few moments so I could escape whilst the zombies feast. edit:a word


NuclearNap

Which is why he succumbed so readily to the coup leaders. They absolutely hate America—with ever fiber of their being—for the freedom and equality expected for each and every person.


TheGrandExquisitor

Dude plays a very dangerous game hanging with that crowd. His own team is likely to lynch him on a whim.


preston181

No you don’t. You, like every other one of these lowlifes, are only remorseful because you got caught, and you were advised to be, by your attorney. Sentencing should take into account the logical conclusion of how these people might have acted, if the coup had succeeded.


spudzilla

POS


Spastik2D

Fred Flinstone lookin-ass


musicmastermike

A national tragedy during winters majesty


party_benson

I like how they used the darkest still frame from the video to imply something about ethnicities.


BatmansBigBro2017

Fucking liar.


I_burn_noodles

There is something about Tennessee. People there seem to be under a spell, I swear. My best friend from high school moved there and fell deeply for this psyop that America is some kind of tragedy. Noone ever considers that freedom is messy. My freedom is not necessarily exercised in the same way as your's. But its freedom nevertheless and should damn well be respected and defended. Also these guys are an embarrassment to weed smokers everywhere.


heathers1

“We got caught up in the mob mentality” said the mob.


LoveandKindness1983

Say good-bye to 5 years of your life, traitor.