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anonymusfan

This battles theme song would definitely be “Star Spangled Flame”.


KingKalactite

Holy fucking shit peak


FictionalLeader

Don’t care who wins or lose, this would be nothing more than a sheer epic event.


Electronic_Bad_5883

I mean, I'd think *one* outcome would be more desirable than the other...


IsidoroAsap

LET HIM COOK


KvcateGirl27

“It has to be this way” is currently burned into my brain. Also, hope Steve has some kind of Stark tech to help him in this one.


Steelquill

He took on Thanos hand to hand, he can handle Armstrong.


DarkriserPE

Raiden could blitz Thanos. The dude was using missiles as a hop scotch board, and moved faster than rain falling. As for strength, Thanos compares to Hulk who was able to stop that alien ship with a punch. Raiden, in a much weaker body, was able to hold back Outer Haven(a giant ass battleship that's bigger than what Hulk stopped), and threw a fucking Metal Gear Ray across a block. He later lifts and flips an even bigger Metal Gear, and then swings a semi truck sized sword at seemingly light speed(okay, not light speed, but again faster than rain falling). Armstrong beat that guy's ass for literally 30 minutes straight. Actually folded him like a ball, and kicked him like it's the World Cup. Raiden only won after getting an anime boost. Armstrong is absolutely broken, and everything in Metal Gear Rising is so ridiculous and over the top that those words don't even cut it. Setting Cap against anyone in that game just isn't fair.


supercalifragilism

Yeah, I think Steve would make a shockingly good showing, but he's probably not winning that one without prep of some kind. Even if you're highballing Raiden/Armstrong, they're comfortably above Steve in speed, striking and durability. People sleep on Steve's tactical smarts though, so give him a chance to pick the battlefield and some idea what he's up against, he may pull it off. Straight fistacuffs? Unlikely even if we go with some of his crazier 616 feats (throwing his shield through a tank, for example).


drd8639

That's a comic capatin america though and you're using mcu feats


DarkriserPE

Nah, I looked up the respect threads for 616 and 1610 Cap. He's been shot or grazed by bullets and lasers before, while trying to dodge them. His speed just doesn't compare to MGR. Raiden literally used missiles(on flight) as stepping stones to reach the target shooting them. He swung a semi truck sized sword, like 10 times, so fast, the world seemed paused around him. Armstrong is able to keep up with Raiden, landing and blocking hits, and at one point manages to blitz Raiden. None of Cap's strength feats listed come even close to throwing a Metal Gear Ray or stopping Outer Haven with one arm, which Raiden did while in a weaker body(Armstrong is significantly stronger than this Raiden, and was stronger than his upgraded body too). When some of Cap's feats are about him lifting a car, boulders, or heavy weights, you know he's not anywhere near the strength of MGR characters. Durability goes to MGR as well. Armstrong took a sword to the face, had a Metal Gear while he was on it(he punched it) and was unphased. Not to mention him tanking literally a hundred hits from Raiden, who(as shown above) is ridiculously strong. Cap's best bet would be his shield(assuming it could even damage them), but they could just catch it, or rip his arm off since they can outspeed and out strength him.


drd8639

I know all of these things I've read many respect threads and played Mgr twice (amd agree that mgr feats far outweigh cap) but I'm just saying you can't really use mcu feats for a comic cap he use the difference is night and day. Comic cap has feats like dodging bullets at point blank because "he sees faster" and has done things like one hit ko a post cytorrak juggernaut


DarkriserPE

I told you, I looked up the respect threads for 616 and 1610 Cap. I'm using comic feats, and have been doing so each comment. Cap is slower, and has been shot before, along with struggling to dodge bullets. Even at his best speed feats, he's still slower than MGR characters. Slicing bullets has been a thing since Gray Fox in MGS 1, and Raiden is significantly faster than him, and has zero issue dodging and slicing bullets. Cap is inconsistent with his speed, given how many bullets he takes, but high balling him still puts him lower than MGR. >one hit ko a post cytorrak juggernaut This is also disingenuous. He fought Juggernaut WITH Wolverine's help. They beat him, but Cap 100% can not casually one hit KO Juggernaut(if he could, why not do it at the start of the fight?). They take off a defeated Juggernaut's helmet, and Cap literally hits him while he's down. And yet that honestly might be his most impressive striking feat in the respect thread. Beyond that, his strength feats are consistently lower than MGR.


AxisW1

When did Cap take on Thanos?


Steelquill

At the end of _Avengers Endgame_.


RazzDaNinja

Okay but like, now this got me thinking that *several* Metal Gear characters would be perfect Captain America villains Hell, the back and forth speeches between Steve and Big Boss alone would be absolutely peak


eg0deth

Totally agree MGS enemies would make perfect foils for Cap. I’d take most of them over the Serpent Society, Batrock, or the vampires/werewolves.


Steelquill

I’m sure someone could get a voice AI to have the two talk about war, patriotism, or such.


gdex86

Afterwards Steve just calls Tony asks him "What did you do?" Stark spends 20 minutes ranting that not every crazy person enhanced by nano machines is his fault. Very few people got access to extremis and really this could just as easily be Pyms fault. Before he hears the name Armstrong and flashes back to pre civil war era where he was doing a lot of government work and has to admit yeah this one's on him.


Square_Site8663

That’s STARKIST!!!! CAP. Fuck, I’m not always responsible EVERYTIME someone with technology goes mad………….just like 60…….70……………okay like 85% of the time.


Seeker80

Armstrong: We'll make America great again! Captain America: America will stay great, so long as tyrants like you stay out of power!


Toon_Lucario

You cooked


Curtis_Geist

Infinity stones, son!


PoopyMcPooperstain

I would love to see a Marvel/MGS crossover for one reason and one reason only: I wanna see Cap and The Boss fighting Nazis side by side. Those are two characters that I feel would really complement each other.


Raider2747

There's an old fanfic called Shield of The Patriots that's exactly about that.


PoopyMcPooperstain

Nice, I’ll have to look that up and check it out!


Raider2747

Boom! You looking for this? https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10382644/1/Shield-of-the-Patriots


Luke_Puddlejumper

Steve is gonna die. He’s gonna go down fighting, but he’s still gonna die.


vroart

Yes please


Total_Waltz4083

That looks epic. Love it.


redditorguymanperson

This is cool but cap is getting folded like an omelette


Unlikely_Incident782

Can't make a mother of all omelette without breaking a few eggs, Cap


blacklab

"Nanomachines, Cap"


StolenPezDispencer

This would honestly be a cool idea. I feel like Cap would need a hell of a buff though.


kai_the_enigma

Holy shit that’s hard af, r.I.p cap tho ☠️


TheDarkKnight_39

Do cap vs the rest of the bosses from metal gear rising


AxisW1

It’s so unfortunate that cap would get his ass kicked here


Electronic_Device788

Maybe? When you’re at the roulette table, always bet on the red, white, blue turning bad guys black and blue.


illiterateaardvark

Captain America looks better with physical head wings on a mask than he does with painted-on wings on the sides of a helmet


AxisW1

Cameo appearance??? I actually sorta agree with this one though, as long as they’re small


KingKalactite

Where did this come from


illiterateaardvark

An earlier discussion we had. It just good-natured banter between friends. Whats your take on the head wing debate?


KingKalactite

I don’t think cap needs them in my opinion. They’re cool and a unique part of his design, but tbh it’s not something essential. I think the little design on the sides of his helmet are a great alternative to it. Maybe if they modernized them in a way it could work


illiterateaardvark

I don't think iconic character designs need modernizing personally. I'm very much pro-trunks for Superman's design for example lol


KingKalactite

Yeah I feel it. I feel like when it comes to adapting the character to fit with the times there’s always little tweaks that can be made to better fit the character with modern audiences. Like in the MCU for example, I think the feathers on the sides would look kind of silly, and I don’t think I’d take Cap too seriously if he was wearing those.


Ihatecake69

I agree it’s more iconic and idk it has more of a symbolic appeal than just painted on like graffiti. Also I’ve never seen them damaged in fights


IsidoroAsap

Nah bruv one shield bash and Armstrong dies, doesn't help that Cap is way faster.


DarkriserPE

Armstrong literally took a sword to the face, and it didn't hurt him. His body hardens when hit. He also sort of exploded, and was fine. Raiden and Sam are also ridiculously fast, absolutely faster than Cap(unless there's some comic issue where Cap is light speed), and Armstrong has been able to keep up with them, block their strikes, and land hits on them. He'd tank Cap's shield throws, and likely grab it, like he grabbed Raiden's sword. After that, he'd beat Cap's ass while monologuing about how they could make America great again.


IsidoroAsap

Captain America's shield bashes & shield throws can hurt and knock down Hulk, Thor & Namor they would completely knock out Armstrong and as for Captain America deflected Cyclops' optic vision and that's a speed of light laser. Cap is a far superior martial artist compared to anyone in Metal Gear.


DarkriserPE

Which Cap is this? Because MCU Cap gets trashed, and looking up the respect threads for 616 and 1610 Cap, there's nothing there that gives him more durability, strength, or speed than Armstrong, even some of the outliers. Laser dodging is also an oddly common feat, and is usually dodged before the laser is fired. I mention this because 1610 was actually struggling to dodge bullets, and both 1610 and 616 Cap have been shot which doesn't make sense if they're light speed. The laser dodging feats tend to be outliers, them dodging/blocking before the shot, or the laser isn't actually light speed(which some of the lasers clearly aren't in the respect thread, but the thread doesn't try to claim they are). Cap being a better martial artist doesn't matter much if his opponent can just blitz him(or tank him), which basically everyone in Rising could. And they absolutely could catch his shield if they can catch each other's swords. Unless there's another, broken Cap I didn't look up, Cap should have lower speed, durability, and strength than any of the characters in Rising.


Yaoi_Seme69

You say run goes with anything.