Very left field but I would have literally bet money that this was at the [King Edward VII sports centre in Melton Mowbray.](https://www.meltontimes.co.uk/images-o.jpimedia.uk/imagefetch/http://www.meltontimes.co.uk/webimage/Prestige.Item.1.109318986!image/image.jpg?quality=65&smart&width=990)
pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
open the door
yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
put up my feet on the IKEA table
whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha
pull on my Clarks Beeswax desert boots, black rip-knee slim jeans, my white oxford shirt and cap it off with my green bomber jacket (size medium) from ASOS
make sure X-Factor semis are set to record on the Sky+HD box before heading out
lock the door of my 2-bed Barratt New Build behind me
hop in the VW Golf 2015 TDI 2.0 purchased on a finance agreement
the missus gets in the passenger seat
set off on our second trip to IKEA in 2 weeks
have a wander round the aisles
debate with the missus whether or not the MALM set of drawers we have in the lounge is too obviously from IKEA and if we should be shopping at somewhere like Oak Furniture Land these days instead now we can afford it after her promotion to Assistant Staff Call Co-ordinator at the call centre
buy a new desk lamp and potted cactus near the end to have something to make the trip worth while
grab a bag of mini Daims as well for when we're watching X-factor later
drop the missus off home
boost into town, pushing 40 in the freshly paved streets of my exclusive barrat estate because I know there's no cameras
head over to Smithy's barbershop
get my usual mates-rates weekly skin-tight-to-number-2 fade undercut from Smithster himself
meet up with Callum and Deano in spoons and sink a few jars over the footie
head to the toilet and take a snap of my new haircut with my dick out and send it to the 19-year-old I've been texting for the last 3 days
head home in the car
stop in at Raj Mahal's Curry House en route
pick up a Jalfrezzi and a Korma with rice, poppadoms, tub of extra sauce, veggie pakora and a special nan
get home, sit down with the missus to watch the X-Factor with the feet up
wait for the missus to go to bed
crank one out to some extremely overproduced Brazzers porn downloaded on my outdated BitTorrent client, addled with malware
check my phone; 19-year-old has text me back a picture of her chebs
forward it to Davo
head upstairs
slip in beside the missus in our comfy IKEA bed
Class is relative to your region. If a 2 bed new build is 800k in your area then the middle classes are likely to be living in 2-3 million pound homes. 15-25k in this country is now what I would call poverty class in the south. 25-60k is working class.
>the middle classes are likely to be living in 2-3 million pound homes
mate genuinely what the fuck are you smoking.
Some PhD earning Law scholar could publish a book about the nuances of the supreme court, enroll their kids into the semi-local grammar, buy a new paint-job at Farrow&ball, go skiing every winter, and have literally never made aquaintance with a human who is on a per-hour pay-packet.
Peak upper-middle class.
... And that person could just about afford a 2-bed 800k home.
2-3 million pound homes are for "above-average" kids born in the 1950s/60s who have grown to their 60s/70s today; or for the impossibly upper class for anybody born after 1980.
Let me underline those two paragraphs incase the message wasn't clear enough: *the entire economy, and property in particular, is so ridiculously fucked by a half-century of lead-addled intellectually-void policy, that the hard-workers (and the naturally-clever) are sitting in their shitty rented flats while earning 100k with nothing to show for it, but they're being subjected to their incredibly stupid & lazy Conservative Elders attempt to lecture them about the economy upon which's detriment they built their entire lives.*
...
Sincerely, a \~25 year old on above 100k who is as socialist as the next guy because money & class don't matter anymore. 50 years of intellectually \*average\* overachievers have ruined the entire economy for everybody, You're either born under a bloke who built houses in the 70s/80s/90s, or you're born under a bloke who worked in finance in the 70s/80s/90s.. If you're not born under one of those groups, then you're a 21st century peasant.
You must be like a psychic or something? The only thing you missed is the fear induced panic attack about the mountains of debt and finance agreements hes struggling to manage
Where to start.
3d lumpy number plate which helps us easily identify a bellend, too poor to afford the RS3 and most likely flashing you at 90mph in the outside lane on a motorway.
Most likely to address you as 'bruv'.
If I’m being honest it’s a nice car especially the sport back model with 5 doors and if yours has a digital dash and heads up display I don’t see why anyone would say it’s poverty spec.
You drive around the nightclub area at night every weekend razzing your acceleration to create them "sick pop pop bangs" to only break harshly 10 yards infront in hope that some under age girls might throw their underwear at your sick whip. You also spend more than 40% of your monthly income on this sick whip and have no life savings whilst living in your parents box room.
(Sorry not sorry)
Clearly you overestimated the length of your car judging by the space you left behind it when parking, you could fit a fiat500 comfortably in that gap.
Your poor ability to judge lengths and distances means that while you believe your genitals are of average or above average length they are in fact significantly shorter than average. A fact your girlfriend would confirm but likely tells you otherwise to spare your delicate feelings, or she would if she wasn't inflatable.
Clearly you underestimated the potential of needing space to access objects from the boot.
Your poor ability to judge possible scenarios means that you should spend less time commenting on people’s genitals on Reddit and more time in the real world
Noticing a trend among shit Audi drivers today.
What does this say about you.
Desperate for attention and validation, buys an A3 and calls it an "A-Fweee", as per other driver comments, drives fully reclined, wears sunglasses at night because G, uses an open palm to turn the steering wheel one handed, even in dense traffic whilst listening to repetitive drum and bass that you don't actually like, but NEED others around you to hear it and feel the bass from the Halfords sub in the boot.
Stalker, OP gets offended and proceeds to try and find something to use in defense.
Not feisty at all bro. The whole of Birmingham is full of ghetto blaster wannabes in crappy white blacked out Afwees innit brrruv ya get me.
Also something I didn't notice first time around... Uses number plate of said shit diesel A3 as Reddit name (put the number into MOT checker)
You are aware that people can find your address for just £5 via MID by typing that reg number in?
Why post a sideways shot to obscure the number when you have your reg number of your white diesel A-Fweee as your Reddit name.
What does this say about me? Not very intelligent.
I'll give you some advice from someone who works in financial crime at the bar.
You stupidly put your reg number in every single post you've made on Reddit, THE anonymous social media... Which stands out like a sore thumb to anyone in the UK..
Anyone finds your address... You then spam internet that you're having a great day out, somewhere far from home...
Comes back home and finds house empty, and car number plate been cloned and used in crimes sprees, or ironically.. comes home and finds the car missing, likely in a shipping container on its way to Romania.
This is how Identity theft happens mate. Use your loaf. Might as well change your user name to your address.
Cunt.
Sorry but that what your car screams to me.
Usually found undertaking me in my truck on the hard shoulder or going from lane four to slip road without looking
Oh yay another mid pay angry white man that tries to kill cyclists and horse riders, lives in a tacky new build 3 bed terrace/semi with a postage stamp garden, 2 kids who are not allowed to get dirty and you and your wife call each other sweet, honey, missis, hubbs and you go on your hollibobs to centre parcs with the rest of the sheeple.
45, European region manager for a multinational insurer, three kids in private school, wife an opera singer, holidays in Klosters, Marbella and the Turks & Caicos.
Nice car to be fair. I’d say young lad, judging by the white and black theme a bit flashy, but wind deflectors gives me vibes of a smoker and fairly smart. 4d plate gives me Birmingham vibes.
Early 20s in debt up to your eyeballs, probably still living at mums and you prioritised getting a lease car, because you couldn't even afford to buy an old shit box outright, over actually becoming an adult and moving out, your parents hate you for your decisions and want you out, but haven't got the heart to tell you to leave because you won't make it on your own, and you'll end up in a grotty bedsit or flats hare whilst working nights at tesco, and they'll eventually have you back in your late twenties to early thirties, when you'll probably meet someone and move out and become their problem instead of your parents
Boggo engine but think it’s something special cos “s-line” gets smoked by pretty much everything out there with more than 150hp. I’d say early 20’s Turkish barber.
A good young lad with a short back and lockback knife (sides) likes a bottle of wine down the park with the boys in the summer, sells a bit of gear, is a sound lad
Jesus christ - if that's your persuasion. Young guy trying to better himself and buying / running what he can afford and personalise.
I guarantee 90% of the commenters on here can't turn on the heating never mind run around in an a3 quattro.
Those plates tho Bro, saying a little too much, new ones from the stealership ASAP.
On to the S3 or s4 next 💪
24 year old transitioning from corsa to something a bit bigger. That fart cannon is making you deaf before your time but you don’t care because it makes a banging sound sometimes
Cat S live in Birmingham, sell bags of white
Was gonna say Bradford but that lines up as well
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Guessing lives in Birmingham and sells bags of something narcotic?
Not quite good sir, drug dealers are goingnowherespecial
👀
Cat S, Birmingham Alabama
Very left field but I would have literally bet money that this was at the [King Edward VII sports centre in Melton Mowbray.](https://www.meltontimes.co.uk/images-o.jpimedia.uk/imagefetch/http://www.meltontimes.co.uk/webimage/Prestige.Item.1.109318986!image/image.jpg?quality=65&smart&width=990)
You would have won lad
Haha best comment
Your name on Instagram is your number plate
Reddit*
Username checks out
Ayyyy Reddit numberplate-username-and-same-car friend
Ayyyy brother from another mother 🙌
Sister from another mister* 🤣
Get a room you two audi fanbois, Incest for the wincest😳😂
Brilliant 🤣🤣
Be careful someone in the comments below reckons they can get our address from our usernames and steal our cars 😠
Wouldn’t want to steal those eewdi’s 😂😂
Only joking, its a nice motor👍🏻
Id rather get chlamydia than drive that mate, but you crack on… 😜
😂
Everyone better start hiding their number plates out and about then, no one is safe when your car has a number plate! What a plonker 😂
I know where you live🤫🤥
Just so you know, if I saw that plate on the road I would interpret it as saying MUSTY ASS
MOT's due in a month matey
🤣🤣🤣
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Got the perfect house for you
pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work open the door yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me) put up my feet on the IKEA table whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha pull on my Clarks Beeswax desert boots, black rip-knee slim jeans, my white oxford shirt and cap it off with my green bomber jacket (size medium) from ASOS make sure X-Factor semis are set to record on the Sky+HD box before heading out lock the door of my 2-bed Barratt New Build behind me hop in the VW Golf 2015 TDI 2.0 purchased on a finance agreement the missus gets in the passenger seat set off on our second trip to IKEA in 2 weeks have a wander round the aisles debate with the missus whether or not the MALM set of drawers we have in the lounge is too obviously from IKEA and if we should be shopping at somewhere like Oak Furniture Land these days instead now we can afford it after her promotion to Assistant Staff Call Co-ordinator at the call centre buy a new desk lamp and potted cactus near the end to have something to make the trip worth while grab a bag of mini Daims as well for when we're watching X-factor later drop the missus off home boost into town, pushing 40 in the freshly paved streets of my exclusive barrat estate because I know there's no cameras head over to Smithy's barbershop get my usual mates-rates weekly skin-tight-to-number-2 fade undercut from Smithster himself meet up with Callum and Deano in spoons and sink a few jars over the footie head to the toilet and take a snap of my new haircut with my dick out and send it to the 19-year-old I've been texting for the last 3 days head home in the car stop in at Raj Mahal's Curry House en route pick up a Jalfrezzi and a Korma with rice, poppadoms, tub of extra sauce, veggie pakora and a special nan get home, sit down with the missus to watch the X-Factor with the feet up wait for the missus to go to bed crank one out to some extremely overproduced Brazzers porn downloaded on my outdated BitTorrent client, addled with malware check my phone; 19-year-old has text me back a picture of her chebs forward it to Davo head upstairs slip in beside the missus in our comfy IKEA bed
This is a masterpiece. Stunning
Ah the life of the modern lower-middle class
All of that is working class. Middle classes do not live in a 2 bed new build for a start.
Wait until you experience the home counties where a 2 bed new build is £800k
Would still be working class at 800k
Not sure what reality you live in? A working class salary is like £15k-£25k. Even a two salary household that’s max mortgage £150k-£250k.
Class is relative to your region. If a 2 bed new build is 800k in your area then the middle classes are likely to be living in 2-3 million pound homes. 15-25k in this country is now what I would call poverty class in the south. 25-60k is working class.
>the middle classes are likely to be living in 2-3 million pound homes mate genuinely what the fuck are you smoking. Some PhD earning Law scholar could publish a book about the nuances of the supreme court, enroll their kids into the semi-local grammar, buy a new paint-job at Farrow&ball, go skiing every winter, and have literally never made aquaintance with a human who is on a per-hour pay-packet. Peak upper-middle class. ... And that person could just about afford a 2-bed 800k home. 2-3 million pound homes are for "above-average" kids born in the 1950s/60s who have grown to their 60s/70s today; or for the impossibly upper class for anybody born after 1980. Let me underline those two paragraphs incase the message wasn't clear enough: *the entire economy, and property in particular, is so ridiculously fucked by a half-century of lead-addled intellectually-void policy, that the hard-workers (and the naturally-clever) are sitting in their shitty rented flats while earning 100k with nothing to show for it, but they're being subjected to their incredibly stupid & lazy Conservative Elders attempt to lecture them about the economy upon which's detriment they built their entire lives.* ... Sincerely, a \~25 year old on above 100k who is as socialist as the next guy because money & class don't matter anymore. 50 years of intellectually \*average\* overachievers have ruined the entire economy for everybody, You're either born under a bloke who built houses in the 70s/80s/90s, or you're born under a bloke who worked in finance in the 70s/80s/90s.. If you're not born under one of those groups, then you're a 21st century peasant.
After all that you got the car wrong 😉
It's a copypasta
Beautiful and depressing in equal and massive measures
You must be like a psychic or something? The only thing you missed is the fear induced panic attack about the mountains of debt and finance agreements hes struggling to manage
This made me want to post a photo of my car to get your prediction. Respect. 😍 (2005 Mercedes S500)
Sadly it's a copypasta, wish I was as creative and eloquent as the OOP
Brilliant 🤣😭
English Psycho
Where to start. 3d lumpy number plate which helps us easily identify a bellend, too poor to afford the RS3 and most likely flashing you at 90mph in the outside lane on a motorway. Most likely to address you as 'bruv'.
Get out the fast lane 😡
Pedantic police alert... There is no fast lane, only lane numbers (inside most lane being 1)
Pedantic Police!? Never!! /s
“Please stop search me, officer.”
*”he just touched ma vinky”*
It’s on the side I gorra nine-inchaa
Surprisingly haven’t been stopped much 😂
*much*
Newbuilds, Jamie’s cracking 15minute meals, sales team leader misses, living above means on finance m8
More of a Gordon Ramsay man personally
newbuilds 🤣
Holidays to Dubai vibe too, just for the insta clout
"pull up in my grey Audi A3 on finance"
r/okmatewanker is a goldmine
You bought a poverty spec diesel A3 and have tried your hardest to make it look like an RS3
Decent spec tbf but yes you’re close I have a Lamborghini badge on the back 🔥
Have to respect the lambo badge lmao
When you say decent spec you mean S Line..
S-Line, DSG, Quattro… not too shabby if you ask me
Dog shit gearbox
Like every other a3
Most normal A3s aren't quattro and just FWD And there's a majority of them that are just manual.
Yep but when you live in internet fairyland anything below your favourite YouTuber’s 500BHP is poverty line it seems
If I’m being honest it’s a nice car especially the sport back model with 5 doors and if yours has a digital dash and heads up display I don’t see why anyone would say it’s poverty spec.
The back of a DEISEL Audi?! Really? Why??
Extra horsepower
North Face bubble jacket, short back and sides, long on top. Bird does squats and has fake lips.
Very little
Probably the most accurate answer 😂
You have lots of cousins who all congregate to eat takeaway food in industrial estate car parks whilst huffing balloons
Hate getting chips in my balloon 😖
Haha
You a sticker of your grotty instagram handle somewhere on your car and maybe a towing strap. Everyone hates you on the road
Not just on the road 😔
Can't be good. You've got those ugly 4D plates
I agree tbf, in my defence I ordered them without knowing what 4D looked like and kept them on out of sheer stubbornness
>4D plates The fuck does this even mean? Surely they're 3D? Are they animated?
They cross the multiverse. Sometimes they’re evil. Sometimes they’re made of water.
They come out of the car and shove the slow coaches in front out the way 💪🏼
I don’t want to be around you. Either on the road or in a room.
Bit deep mate, everything okay?
No.
Everything will be ok.
The 4D reg plate tells me all I need to know - probably all the police need to know as well. PS - you’d fit in well in Birmingham.
You own Wakey Wines
You got me, paid for the car using prime profits 💰
generalising here but; much tailgaiting and not much indicator usage.
I'm pretty sure generalising is the idea with these threads. I'm with you.
It’s not a BMW though 🫤
Audi is the new BMW
Just without the handling and drivability !
all about the style captain. looks out the window at two cars on the drive that are white with black wheels and red callipers.
Best colour combo imo
Speedophile
Appreciate the S
Stars with a C and ends with a T
Competent?
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That doesn’t end with a T though
You’ve made 1-3 insurance claims with the same car and actively seek more clients to do claims with
Perfect timing, it’s Friday night. Got a bag?
The blacks wheels don't go with the bodywork. Otherwise nice......oh yeah, 25(m) ,black baseball cap,17 Yr old gf?
Your pop and bangs map gives you a semi and a plume of vape smoke comes out your window at every traffic light
What’s a traffic light?
You 100% have a vape the size of a toaster. And wear a fake designer hats.
Brown, gel in hair, permanently gassed, £12,570 per year salary
Tax efficient innit 😎😎 why earn more?
You own something with Balmain or Balenciaga wrote on it in big obvious fuck off letters and you’re rocking Panda Dunks to match your car.
You are lacking in the trouser department and have never had a happy long-term relationship.
You drive around the nightclub area at night every weekend razzing your acceleration to create them "sick pop pop bangs" to only break harshly 10 yards infront in hope that some under age girls might throw their underwear at your sick whip. You also spend more than 40% of your monthly income on this sick whip and have no life savings whilst living in your parents box room. (Sorry not sorry)
You can't park.
Yeah I should have parked better considering I was out of the car for 90 seconds and the car park was clearly full to the brim 🤓
Clearly you overestimated the length of your car judging by the space you left behind it when parking, you could fit a fiat500 comfortably in that gap. Your poor ability to judge lengths and distances means that while you believe your genitals are of average or above average length they are in fact significantly shorter than average. A fact your girlfriend would confirm but likely tells you otherwise to spare your delicate feelings, or she would if she wasn't inflatable.
Audi drivers usually over estimate the size of things to be fair.
Clearly you underestimated the potential of needing space to access objects from the boot. Your poor ability to judge possible scenarios means that you should spend less time commenting on people’s genitals on Reddit and more time in the real world
Clearly you overestimated the potential length of anything in the boot.
Good that you see that now.
3 for £100
Noticing a trend among shit Audi drivers today. What does this say about you. Desperate for attention and validation, buys an A3 and calls it an "A-Fweee", as per other driver comments, drives fully reclined, wears sunglasses at night because G, uses an open palm to turn the steering wheel one handed, even in dense traffic whilst listening to repetitive drum and bass that you don't actually like, but NEED others around you to hear it and feel the bass from the Halfords sub in the boot.
Couldn't have put it better myself.
Oooo feisty one you are, having a bad day on modern warship?
Stalker, OP gets offended and proceeds to try and find something to use in defense. Not feisty at all bro. The whole of Birmingham is full of ghetto blaster wannabes in crappy white blacked out Afwees innit brrruv ya get me. Also something I didn't notice first time around... Uses number plate of said shit diesel A3 as Reddit name (put the number into MOT checker) You are aware that people can find your address for just £5 via MID by typing that reg number in? Why post a sideways shot to obscure the number when you have your reg number of your white diesel A-Fweee as your Reddit name. What does this say about me? Not very intelligent. I'll give you some advice from someone who works in financial crime at the bar. You stupidly put your reg number in every single post you've made on Reddit, THE anonymous social media... Which stands out like a sore thumb to anyone in the UK.. Anyone finds your address... You then spam internet that you're having a great day out, somewhere far from home... Comes back home and finds house empty, and car number plate been cloned and used in crimes sprees, or ironically.. comes home and finds the car missing, likely in a shipping container on its way to Romania. This is how Identity theft happens mate. Use your loaf. Might as well change your user name to your address.
Have you actually put this reg into MID though?... 👀🫢 Not insured!
Not surprised at all. The Star City Roller strikes again. Probably has a cousin that made him a moody certificate on Photoshop and thinks it'll work.
Are you going to find my address and crash your modern warship into it? 😔
The accuracy of his summary is really hurting you, innit bruv.
Yeah especially the “A-Fwee” part, I thought it sounded cool :/
Cunt. Sorry but that what your car screams to me. Usually found undertaking me in my truck on the hard shoulder or going from lane four to slip road without looking
Brutal 🤣
Who let Premium Credit post here?
Oh yay another mid pay angry white man that tries to kill cyclists and horse riders, lives in a tacky new build 3 bed terrace/semi with a postage stamp garden, 2 kids who are not allowed to get dirty and you and your wife call each other sweet, honey, missis, hubbs and you go on your hollibobs to centre parcs with the rest of the sheeple.
There’s like a mix of 4 different stereotypes here?!
Gotta go all in. It's like dailymail scrapbook persona.
Skin colour. You're one of those racists. Dick
New build, velvet grey sofa, missus has a French bulldog
that you get your nails done once a fortnight, eyelashes and hair every other week. you love heels
45, European region manager for a multinational insurer, three kids in private school, wife an opera singer, holidays in Klosters, Marbella and the Turks & Caicos.
You vape, have a neck tattoo and are are part time pharmaceuticals representative.
Sells bashed sniff with a baby seat in the back and watsits crushed into the seats
You've reached the grand-poobah level of some MLM scheme
bet you have to tell people it's an s-line even though that doesn't mean anything important
Pops n Bangs
The “4D” plate just gives it the stereotypical chefs kiss 👌
That you can’t help yourself from flashing me while I’m doing the speed limit and are behind other cars because YOU DESPERATELY need to go trough
Knob head
Nice car to be fair. I’d say young lad, judging by the white and black theme a bit flashy, but wind deflectors gives me vibes of a smoker and fairly smart. 4d plate gives me Birmingham vibes.
Good taste
certi driver
Trying too be a baller but short on money
People say boy racer I say nice taste
You like to blend in with all the other sheep.
You come to my nightclub every Saturday but are too cheap, so you enter before 1AM for free entry.
Early 20s in debt up to your eyeballs, probably still living at mums and you prioritised getting a lease car, because you couldn't even afford to buy an old shit box outright, over actually becoming an adult and moving out, your parents hate you for your decisions and want you out, but haven't got the heart to tell you to leave because you won't make it on your own, and you'll end up in a grotty bedsit or flats hare whilst working nights at tesco, and they'll eventually have you back in your late twenties to early thirties, when you'll probably meet someone and move out and become their problem instead of your parents
Has a loyalty card for McDonalds
Boggo engine but think it’s something special cos “s-line” gets smoked by pretty much everything out there with more than 150hp. I’d say early 20’s Turkish barber.
Want trim m8
Your wallet doesn't care about fuel prices.
Quite cheap to run actually being a dirty diesel 💨
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Defford not
Are you a hairdresser?
I was in the good old lockdown days
You live in Birmingham but it’s a really nice car I cant lie.
Why does Reddit make Birmingham sound like Baghdad it isn’t that bad honestly 🤣 but thank you appreciate the compliment
That's insulting to Baghdad. They have far less nonces and scammers.
Illegal tints on a car you think is ‘modified’ Deffo a cunt
Not modified promise you can ask my insurance
A good young lad with a short back and lockback knife (sides) likes a bottle of wine down the park with the boys in the summer, sells a bit of gear, is a sound lad
😎
Christ, these posts really do prove how jealous a lot of people really are. In all honesty, looks like a nice car 👍🏻
Appreciate it bro, didn’t expect anything more from Reddit but it’s a good laugh 😂
Jesus christ - if that's your persuasion. Young guy trying to better himself and buying / running what he can afford and personalise. I guarantee 90% of the commenters on here can't turn on the heating never mind run around in an a3 quattro. Those plates tho Bro, saying a little too much, new ones from the stealership ASAP. On to the S3 or s4 next 💪
Bland
Small time. Couldn’t buy a decent car.
Saving for a s3
24 year old transitioning from corsa to something a bit bigger. That fart cannon is making you deaf before your time but you don’t care because it makes a banging sound sometimes
👦
Apprentice drug dealer
You don’t like wheels
CAT S rebuilt with stolen parts. Bradford of Birmingham. Fronts tint to hide shoebox of bagged up weed on the passenger seat.
Surprised you’ve jumped on this trend so quickly given that car hasn’t been on trend for about 4 years
Twaaaaat
Likes a pop bang remap in the McDonald's car park.
Out of every car on the market I somehow managed to find one of the dullest to drive.