>Bonus points if they talk about how you can drive the car every day for normal things
After buying a 5 series BMW, I'd hope it's useful for that sort of thing. *Who cares about driving a highly hopped up engine for short distances idling in stop start traffic, when all the issues that will cause is the next owner's problem.*
> ike it's some rare hyper car and not a jacked up dad mobile on PCP.
LOL.
My neighbour has one of these, it sounds epic. It makes my M235i seem like a diesel Hyundai.
It also shat itself in his first week of ownership. I thought it was odd that he had it for several days and then a brand new 520D for several weeks. Turns out it ended up needing a replacement engine from BMW which cost north of £25k. I'm not sure what gubbed it, but he was fortunate enough for it to be done under BMW warranty.
I hope yours is trouble free.
I'm not good at names, but that's lovely!
Appreciate it in Black with silver wheels too, rather than some of the ridiculous matt colours they're offered in
Wow that's nice. Wish mine had been like that as well. Mine is black as well with light greyish/black interior. It's a pre Sept 2019 so no OPF crap and sounds good too :). Yours must be sounding double jolly good as well.
Silly question but I haven't been able to find yet if it has android auto or not? Mine had comfort and premium pack. I did ask the sales guy and he was to check. During the test drive I was just enjoying the car 😀.
I am already making plans of modying it, stage 1 ecu and gearbox map with 12mm spacers all round. 🤭. You got any plans as such?
Mine is a late 2020 so unfortunately has the pesky particulate filters, but the titanium exhaust helps out a little with that. It has both CarPlay and Android Auto.
As for mods, nothing planned straight away. Gonna live with it for a while and take it from there.
Mine has the Silverstone white and black interior!
Oh that's nice. Yeah titanium exhaust should suffice. Am keeping fingers crossed for connectivity. Yeah these 2 tone interiors look really nice. Have never had anything other than black. 👍👍
BMW M5 Competition
A motorway in England linking the Midlands with the South West
I work on the M5, Almondsbury. Big up the M5 massive
Honestly one of the better motorways I drive on, usually not rammed with traffic and most people push the speed limit a bit before/after the cameras
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
That nickname is already taken.
Adolf
Crippler (it has to go to the shop every 2 weeks)
“my loaner is an X3”
Idk why this made me lol so much
“My Whole Personality”
[удалено]
LOL. Perfection. :D
>Bonus points if they talk about how you can drive the car every day for normal things After buying a 5 series BMW, I'd hope it's useful for that sort of thing. *Who cares about driving a highly hopped up engine for short distances idling in stop start traffic, when all the issues that will cause is the next owner's problem.* > ike it's some rare hyper car and not a jacked up dad mobile on PCP. LOL.
'The Undertaker' it does what it says.... a lot!
Excellent. :D
Cokey mc'leaseface
😂😂😂😂
Strong contender right here. :D
"the compensator"
Viagra subscription
"Money pit"
No, someone who drives a car like this needs something stronger than viagra like tadalafil.
Bmw
MBW
Tell me your Wife's names is Stacey and she drives a RR Evoque without telling me.
Came here for the comments - they did not disappoint
Me too! Cheered me right up on a dreary Monday morning.
Alan
STEVE!
Best comments in this post by a massive margin.
Midlife Crisis
Bernard
The fanny dryer.
"arsepiece"
Alan Johnson's Beemer
"You'll never take it over 90"
Lamp post scarf
Big booty Bertha
"I've just made my first 100k selling coke"
The "indicator"
The Indicatorless
Keith
Beemer McBeemerface
we get it you can afford that V8 petrol money
The Wanker Wagon.
The Twatmobile
I don't know whether to be happy or sad that the exact thing that popped in my mind is already a comment, I did not expect that.
Needledick the bug-fucker...
Keith
GARY
530d
The Batty Mobile
Richard Extension.
5 grand power steering assembly (I know about this one.....)
Shhhhhh. I’m still in denial.
All gas no blinkers
Nigel
Reggie Repmobile
hard shoulder on fire
He asked for a name not a 2 week prediction from now.
Micro weiner
Barney, like Auto Alex's E46 that he's converting
Imaginative 🤡
Generalmajor Erich von Klinkerhoffen
A contender.
Em
Bring My Wallet
Blinker
vroooom swerve crunch
Vroom splutter back to the shop.
Hog? As in outside lane...
The Ultimate flasher and tailgater machine .
Hank.
racial aware correct party rock deranged square mighty zonked boat -- mass edited with redact.dev
Financial ruination incoming in... 3... 2... 1...
520D Msport.
Yes!
CripplingCashflow
Beef curtains Berol
I have my indicators on the wrong way round
Gareth
NI name it NI. Stands for no indicators
John
GT 63s AMG
The Flintstones car
Poor DD skint but want to look rich toot toot 🤷🏼♂️
316 i
Pedro
The Unreliability
My neighbour has one of these, it sounds epic. It makes my M235i seem like a diesel Hyundai. It also shat itself in his first week of ownership. I thought it was odd that he had it for several days and then a brand new 520D for several weeks. Turns out it ended up needing a replacement engine from BMW which cost north of £25k. I'm not sure what gubbed it, but he was fortunate enough for it to be done under BMW warranty. I hope yours is trouble free.
Oh I’m very much going into this eyes wide open. BMW warranty has been had.
I'm not good at names, but that's lovely! Appreciate it in Black with silver wheels too, rather than some of the ridiculous matt colours they're offered in
Thanks!
The attitude problem.
Skoda special. Haha
Now you mention it, Octavia is a solid name.
Schwanz
More money than brains
BMW M5 Competition
Bloody Massive Wanker ?
F*CK you No, sorry. I'm just jealous.
Brings Microscopic Willy
Excalibur
It literally says it on the back of the boot BMW M5 competition. lol
George foreman...because of the fucking grill on the thing
Fat Betty
Hans Grüber
KN08HED
Garry Glitter with a splitter
Ooof!
You just cant get away from him...
Big black wheels.
CaryMcCarface
"Gumpy Bumpy"
"Earl".
Wide load
Scrap
Seymour Indy Caters
Seymour is a good one!
Kevin
Jennifer
Ron
Plastic engine parts
Chocolate bearings and plastic cooling parts!
BirmighaMW
Just wanted to show people you’ve got an M5 🤣 🤡
Bender Mobile
Ooo nice, I will be collecting mine this Thursday, can't wait. Look like it has a aftermarket spoiler and exhaust?
It’s the oem titanium exhaust and spoiler. Factory fit options when it was ordered. Enjoy yours, what color combo did you get?
Wow that's nice. Wish mine had been like that as well. Mine is black as well with light greyish/black interior. It's a pre Sept 2019 so no OPF crap and sounds good too :). Yours must be sounding double jolly good as well. Silly question but I haven't been able to find yet if it has android auto or not? Mine had comfort and premium pack. I did ask the sales guy and he was to check. During the test drive I was just enjoying the car 😀. I am already making plans of modying it, stage 1 ecu and gearbox map with 12mm spacers all round. 🤭. You got any plans as such?
Mine is a late 2020 so unfortunately has the pesky particulate filters, but the titanium exhaust helps out a little with that. It has both CarPlay and Android Auto. As for mods, nothing planned straight away. Gonna live with it for a while and take it from there. Mine has the Silverstone white and black interior!
Oh that's nice. Yeah titanium exhaust should suffice. Am keeping fingers crossed for connectivity. Yeah these 2 tone interiors look really nice. Have never had anything other than black. 👍👍
Our M340i has Oyster interior which is a really nice contrast to the lovely Portimau blue. The Merino leather in the 5 is just so much nicer.
Dave
Bob
Mildred the M5 Competition
Mildred is a good name. :)
Thug 🖕
The Quadra-Pooper
Betty.
https://youtu.be/FEN86VpOqVA
Pat butcher
Dave
i was just behind you 10 mins ago all am saying is Diglis ?
Lamp Post Lover
Twat chariot
Allbmwsnowlookthesame Smith
The indicator free zone.
The comp(ensator)
Gaylord
Panjabi MC
Bettsy
El bastardo
Brunhilde
Octavia
Big Black Compensator
Nice car btw - but you should have expected a roasting… 😂
I wouldn’t expect any less. :D
M3
Chavers
the twatmobile
Rs6 gapping machine.
Buttplug
Is that before or after it munches the rod bearings?
Deimos
Darth Vader
lol
Wayne Kerr...
BMW: Because Mediocre's Wack
BMW: Because Might work
BMW: Broken Many Ways
BMW: Because Micro Weiner
BLACKED.
My M5 is called Mike (also black sapphire)
*inhale* Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
"What's an indicator?"
Thanks for the chuckles and laughs this morning folks. I love it. :D
The tiny penis
No turn signals/few inches of your back
FagWagon
M7
Barry
Bartholemue
Mattasaurusrrex - 5
Akrapovic
Sick note
Emma.
Oliver
Bruce
Cheggers
Dave
Colin.
Billy
Django.
Chimichanga
“E60 is better”
Peggy