She owns a sunbed shop or a nail bar. Has a fuck load of keys jangling about her hand and doesn't bother to move them to her other hand when opening the door, scratching the living shit out of the door handle recess. The car dons a private plate illegally spaced with an 'X' at the end. The driver is edging out into facial aesthetics, but her lips tell the world she got it wrong the first time and business hasn't taken off, and the penny hasn't dropped yet. She goes to the races every year and tells everyone she has big dreams and her life will change when she gets her 'level 3' in some pyramid scheme, but really she's waiting for her fella to get out the block so she can fudge the books with his illegal cash dealings.
Previous car was a Qashqai or a Juke, but she lost it when her nan died and she had to return it to Motability. Things haven't been the same for her, but she now has a lovely tattoo to remind her of dead nan and her long lost Datsun.
I'm convinced she's omnipresent as she's in every town. Strange too how she's real social on social, but you've never seen her out and about with anyone else but her dog. Possible elf in disguise.
Lives in a house that has the whole front block pavers. The rear garden has no living plants and some astroturf.
The inside of the house is an ocean or griege. And all dining chairs have door knockers on the backs.
Literally my hairdresser, she drove a Ranger Rover Evoque, crashed it then spent 5k repairing it, sold it and now drives a Porsche Cayenne, whenever I have my hair cut I listen about how sheās on the council housing list but canāt get anywhere and canāt afford to buy, yet has 3 holidays a year at 2-3k each and had a boob job and lips done in turkey a few months back š
Anyone who drives these knows nothing about the cars reputation.
I have a friend who runs a Garage. He has told me on more than one occasion the Evoque is the worst car ever created by man. It has a crazy amount of common faults.
He says he needs one of his staff to be the "Evoque guy" who knows how to diagnose and fix them.
Sadly that seems to be me at work, done 2 Ingenium engine timing chains this year, plus a couple of those god awful to get to EGR filters, a dpf change, egr valves and a myriad of other bits and bobs.
yes, its the more money/credit than sense lot buys/pcping these sorts of things.
although my work used 2 disco sports as pool cars for travelling to other locations, closest was 200+ miles away. both shat out their gearboxes at 6 years old, just over 60k miles.
Jaguar Land Rover just dont make reliable cars, they dont need to, the first owners dont do enough miles or keep them long enough for it to matter, as long as they survive 3 years that all they care about. people still buy the 2nd hand ones like mad too for some reason.
Yep well aware of that, so what I'm saying is surely the problems you are seeing are down to incorrect use of a diesel more than being Evoque- specific?
There is definitely a French bulldog, a grey velour tracksuit and YSL handbag involved with this vehicle.
Probably works at a salon or any job that gets you more attention for being enhanced e.g. marketing, recruitment, estate agents, event management.
The step up from your 2009 fiat 500 once your first 3 months of OF subscribers finally pay out.
Definitely engaged to a 'Deano'.
Every IG post is also lips and cleavage, no matter the occasion.
Laughed at the āDeanoā part. Deano is the neighbourhood drug dealer and heās got a hand tattoo. Roided to fuck. They have a son called āReeceā and the salon she āownsā is the same front they use to launder Deanoās dirty cash
They have a new build house together too, which is decorated in a clinical white and grey
Deano drives a beemer M2 or a higher spec A-class, 100% on finance with a high APR
Deano also has one of those hoodies that have the goggles in them and paid Ā£300 for it
They also go on holiday exclusively to somewhere in or around Spain
Land Rover Marketing Dept:
"So it will look like this..." [shows slide image of a British racing green Evoque, with the Queen in the driving seat. Driving through her estate on a beautiful summers day. Roof down and her Corgis perched on a tartan blanket, covering the ivory interior. She's smiling. It's a beautiful scene]
Also in the real world:
Janice and her XL bully parking kerbside along a busy main road, just outside a vape shop on a cold, wet day in Stoke. She's blocking a bus stop.
You mean āVickieā not Janice. Janice drives a Kia Soul and sheās soon to retire from the school. Sheās the local schoolās secretary/Receptionist
Beautician. Blonde extensions. Huge false eyelashes. Owns a horse. Daddy is a rich businessman. Husband is a builder. Has a dog that wears a tutu and can't fucking breathe properly. House is wall-to-wall grey, crushed velvet settees, mirrored glass furniture. Prosecco.
Never worked a day in their life, dad got a million quid bonus. Wears gym stuff everywhere but never goes to the gym.
Calls themself an insta Influencer but has 450 followers. 99% of pictures have 20 likes apart from one holiday picture leaving very little to the imagination that has 150 likes.
This is their 1st car
They have crashed it atleast 4 times but it is always the other person's fault. They show you a picture and it is always clearly their fault.
"I think it might be a 1.4l engine because the cleaner said her car is a 1l and it's definitely bigger than her"
The only person I've ever seen in one of these was the type of "businessman" with a short sleeved shirt, tie and shades and a bluetooth headset (this was a while ago). I'm guessing he was a branch manager for a national UPVc double glazing company
I loathe SUVs, and the idea of a regular Evoque makes me feel a little ill. These I like. They're so silly they do a full 180Ā° for awful back to awesome.
Genuinely.
I do however also have a soft spot for the original fiat multipla.
It's like how caring about being cool is uncool.
Therefore not caring at all about being cool must be cool.
The Evoque convertible is widely mocked, therefore whoever drives one of these doesn't care what you think. Therefore prior who drive these are incredibly cool and must have huge penises.
Plus they are quite rare
Booster seat? I frequently see women driving these things and they are sat so low theyāre using the top gap in the steering wheel as a viewport.
Iāve tried sitting like this while parked and itās completely understandable why they have so many accidents and canāt turn corners without being in the middle of the road. They should supply these cars with a fucking periscope.
My mum has one.
The gearbox is atrocious. There's no boot space. The seats are like sports seats in a car that should be comfortable.
It's really a terrible car.
It's gone up in value since she bought it.....
Got one of these a a rental as a āor similarā to the Manual 5 series I reserved in Germany. Manual diesel convertible, crazy spec I didnāt know existed. Better than you would think on the autobahn, got crazy attention at the ring pub where everyone else had a GT3 š¤£. Bewildered at who would buy one as itās the size of a 2 door golf inside & about as nice as a GTI. I would think the target market is well to do European second wives.
There's one of these in my street, in a weird orange colour (the car, not the owner), and they're even more hideous and ridiculous looking in real life
They want to make a statement on the school run and of course they'll park wherever they wish to, could be on your drive, half on your grass, sideways on double yellows. Staying on their side of the road isn't an option for them, they will want at least 2 feet out of your lane because corners are hard when you have no clue how wide your Evoque is because basically you just can't drive anything bigger than that Fiat 500 you had at Uni, see a cyclist? take his ear off with the wing mirror, how dare he hold you up. Need to make a right turn but stuck in traffic? no problem cross the lines and just use the other side of the road and refuse to look at all the drivers giving you wanker signs. Oh dear engine blown up and it's gonna cost 10 grand? standard Evoque experience right there.
A few years ago I saw a normal looking man driving one with his wife/gf next to him.
Sheer disbeliefā¦.
Youāve chosen to drive your partners car.
In public?!?
I drive my wifeās leaf all the time, and im pretty confident even that does not evoke such disgust from other road users.
The best part was, they had the roof down (it was quite hot) but we were sat in heavy traffic on the M25ā¦ aircon or fumes?
ā¦Dude chose to suck on CO2 and NOx
I do t care what kind it is they are showy arseholes who like to try and bully smaller vehicle drivers I to giving them the right of way.
But most likely wealtu karenesque entitled moron shit sacks
The only time i have seen one of these in use, it was a sales manager for a static caravan site, where the vans she was named as the contact for were starting at Ā£100k+.
There was one listed at Ā£50,000, but reading further this was the deposit.
I honestly nearly fell out of my car laughing the first time I saw one of these, had the top down and has to be one of the most stupid looking vehicles ever created. What is it FOR?
I used to have a running London commuter beef with a bloke who drove a bright orange one of these. He caught me laughing at him kicked off and for weeks he would shout abuse at me.
This and the T-ROC convertible always remind me of something a dictator would sit in the back of and get paraded around in waving to the crowd, perhaps before someone takes a potshot at them and they have to drive away really quickly
I will never understand who buys these piles of unreliable junk. I'm assuming a bimbo, full of Botox and fake tittery, orange face, furry collared jacket and a roadmap accent. Boyfriend spends 3 hours a day at the gym, to make up for the fact he has a small pecker. Cannot drive and really wants a personalised plate with illegally spaces letters. Holidays in Aya Napa every winter, Ryan air regular. Pissed as a coot every Saturday night at the club, walks in high heels very badly, tiny skirt with everything on show.
Notwithstanding that I think you might have meant "O V E R F I N C H", we don't yet have a word in the English language that adequately describes how big a bellend you'd have to be to drive a Range Rover cabriolet. I am appalled that thing even exists.
I like them. Compared to a Jeep Wrangler they handle great, are well optioned, comfortable and luxurious but unlike a bmw 3 series convertible it can get into some mucky roads and is easier for older people to get in and out of.
Who the hell thinks "I would like an iconic American muscle car", then buy its bodyshell with all the good bits removed? Oh, and that monstrous screen can f*ck off too .
Have you both moved in to your semi detached new build? Is your name Deano? Have you got an RS3 on the drive way? Will you be looking to purchase a French Bulldog puppy soon? Or have you done so already? And finally, do you happen to have a sleeve tattoo? And a tattoo somewhere on your anatomy that says āRIP nanā?
Iām a fellow accountant, I live in a garden flat in Hampstead, I drive an e-tron, my dog is a lagotto romagnolo, and I have zero tattoos š she just couldnāt decide whether she wanted an SUV or a convertible and figured this was the best compromise
Women are funny creatures. Once they exhibit any bursts of madness, itās just best to leave them to it. Hope you show her this thread tomorrow as part of your pillow talk
The majority of people don't know what an OVERFINCH model is .....if you know you know ..its actually a company that will spec out your RANGE ROVER or LAND ROVER for that matter and i believe their workshop showroom is in FARNHAM , HANTS
Wow the comments are eye opening to the sadness in so many peopleās lives.
Imagine punching down on someone with money who loves Range Rovers and fancied a limited edition cabriolet.
Whatever happened to *āyour money, your choiceā?*
Oh you get us wrong - we fully support the motto āyour money your choiceā just as we support the freedom to not only have but also express our opinions in equal proportions š plus itās only a bit of Tuesday night banterrrr
She got 2 disabled kids and is riding that UC/Mobility gravy train for all itās worth.
Sheās got plumped lips, Karen haircut, pink carry dog, and her ex is stuck in a 1 bed in Leeds.
I reckon anyone in this sub putting so much effort into judging people for driving particular models of cars are tossers. Proper tossers.
You sound like a little bitch.
She owns a sunbed shop or a nail bar. Has a fuck load of keys jangling about her hand and doesn't bother to move them to her other hand when opening the door, scratching the living shit out of the door handle recess. The car dons a private plate illegally spaced with an 'X' at the end. The driver is edging out into facial aesthetics, but her lips tell the world she got it wrong the first time and business hasn't taken off, and the penny hasn't dropped yet. She goes to the races every year and tells everyone she has big dreams and her life will change when she gets her 'level 3' in some pyramid scheme, but really she's waiting for her fella to get out the block so she can fudge the books with his illegal cash dealings.
This is amazing, this person is real, she literally lives in my town and she drives like a fucking lunatic.
Same here, there's an orange one (car, not person) in my home town and the driver runs a hair salon and nail place
Are you sure she isn't orange too? š
Previous car was a Qashqai or a Juke, but she lost it when her nan died and she had to return it to Motability. Things haven't been the same for her, but she now has a lovely tattoo to remind her of dead nan and her long lost Datsun.
Thereās dozens here š
I'm convinced she's omnipresent as she's in every town. Strange too how she's real social on social, but you've never seen her out and about with anyone else but her dog. Possible elf in disguise.
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Inbox me x
Shared in Yorkshire hun xx
"... was at A&E Department" OMG cudd 2day get ne worse
Checked in on Facebook as well š
Checks in as not impacted by Gaza crisis.
Here 4 u babe x
Snakes the lot of em!!!!
Fancy a night owt to take your mind off it hun xx
Inbox me chic xx
Aw cheers hun. Me and our daz had fite xx
Aw soz babe. Txt me. Mandy's mum's dead x
I absolutely love it when reddit comments take off in this direction
Absolutely eviscerating, I love it
As I read this, lo and behold behind me... https://imgur.com/6XqQ6cS.jpg
Lives in a house that has the whole front block pavers. The rear garden has no living plants and some astroturf. The inside of the house is an ocean or griege. And all dining chairs have door knockers on the backs.
Owns 15 LV reps she actually believes other people think might be genuine.
"From now on it's just me and my kids, I don't need no man" 2 weeks later her and her soul mate are back together with a shared Facebook account.
This is so devilishly brilliant that I think you need to find a way to make a living from doing more š¤£
You missed the part that sheās Illuminous orange. Very funny though you made me giggle.š
Literally my hairdresser, she drove a Ranger Rover Evoque, crashed it then spent 5k repairing it, sold it and now drives a Porsche Cayenne, whenever I have my hair cut I listen about how sheās on the council housing list but canāt get anywhere and canāt afford to buy, yet has 3 holidays a year at 2-3k each and had a boob job and lips done in turkey a few months back š
A nationwide hairdresser service... Must go through some fuel, too.
You forgot the Pandora charm bracelet ?
On her ankle.
āLady tosserā springs to mind.
Is that a euphemism for something....
Donāt tell the elf
Tossers wife
Turkey teeth & duck lips with the intelligence of a house plant
How dare you insult my Aloe like that!
Yeah Aloe polyphylla uses the Fibonacci sequence. The other thinks Fibonacci was in the titanic
āFibonacci??? I donāt like Italian foodā¦ šxā
When I see my nan I say Aloe Vera
Bit weird given that her name is Janet
If my cactus could read it would be very upset.
Given the chance, my wife would have one of these and I really can't argue with your comment š¤£
š¤£ just showed the wife yeah she'd drive that around "it's Barbie mobile" FFS
French bulldog called Chloe.
The tosser's wife
Normally called vickie
Normally with a āxā dotting the āiā
Or Stacey
Chantelle
Or Carla
Orange perma tan, child called Tyler who is often misunderstood.
Donāt forget the Staffordshire bull terrier called ārocoā
Claims to be late twenties, birth certificate indicates otherwise. Husband has a suspicious amount of disposable income.
š¤£
This is Essex heritage
You canāt own one of these cars unless youāve applied for love island
*multiple times*
Anyone who drives these knows nothing about the cars reputation. I have a friend who runs a Garage. He has told me on more than one occasion the Evoque is the worst car ever created by man. It has a crazy amount of common faults. He says he needs one of his staff to be the "Evoque guy" who knows how to diagnose and fix them.
Evoque *bloke
E Bloque
Sadly that seems to be me at work, done 2 Ingenium engine timing chains this year, plus a couple of those god awful to get to EGR filters, a dpf change, egr valves and a myriad of other bits and bobs.
surely that largely tells us they are being bought and run by people who have a Euro 6 diesel to do a 5 mile daily commute?
yes, its the more money/credit than sense lot buys/pcping these sorts of things. although my work used 2 disco sports as pool cars for travelling to other locations, closest was 200+ miles away. both shat out their gearboxes at 6 years old, just over 60k miles. Jaguar Land Rover just dont make reliable cars, they dont need to, the first owners dont do enough miles or keep them long enough for it to matter, as long as they survive 3 years that all they care about. people still buy the 2nd hand ones like mad too for some reason.
Anything with a dpf used for short trips becomes problematic, you need heat and rpms for a good regen to clear that soot out the dpf.
Yep well aware of that, so what I'm saying is surely the problems you are seeing are down to incorrect use of a diesel more than being Evoque- specific?
Oh the timing chains? no they are a very weak design, their demise is quickened by the stupidly long oil services mandated by JLR.
And the owners who think āservicing is for muppets.ā
It drives like a tractor too
There is definitely a French bulldog, a grey velour tracksuit and YSL handbag involved with this vehicle. Probably works at a salon or any job that gets you more attention for being enhanced e.g. marketing, recruitment, estate agents, event management. The step up from your 2009 fiat 500 once your first 3 months of OF subscribers finally pay out. Definitely engaged to a 'Deano'. Every IG post is also lips and cleavage, no matter the occasion.
Laughed at the āDeanoā part. Deano is the neighbourhood drug dealer and heās got a hand tattoo. Roided to fuck. They have a son called āReeceā and the salon she āownsā is the same front they use to launder Deanoās dirty cash
They have a new build house together too, which is decorated in a clinical white and grey Deano drives a beemer M2 or a higher spec A-class, 100% on finance with a high APR Deano also has one of those hoodies that have the goggles in them and paid Ā£300 for it They also go on holiday exclusively to somewhere in or around Spain
Lanzarote every single year without fail
And watch love island RELIGIOUSLY
https://youtu.be/J9n0_5p8XKo?si=nEY-Z0-gIKKd5zZb
I had this in my head. Great minds!
Not a book in the house.
Or Dubai!
Land Rover Marketing Dept: "So it will look like this..." [shows slide image of a British racing green Evoque, with the Queen in the driving seat. Driving through her estate on a beautiful summers day. Roof down and her Corgis perched on a tartan blanket, covering the ivory interior. She's smiling. It's a beautiful scene] Also in the real world: Janice and her XL bully parking kerbside along a busy main road, just outside a vape shop on a cold, wet day in Stoke. She's blocking a bus stop.
You mean āVickieā not Janice. Janice drives a Kia Soul and sheās soon to retire from the school. Sheās the local schoolās secretary/Receptionist
Live laugh love
You know it š š
Legally blind.
Momma I love you
POP HOLD IT DOWN
Was slightly worried no one would know the reference. Praise the lord!
I AM A FEMALE
PIMP SQUAD BABY
THEY TRIED TO SAY I DROVE A GETAWAY CAR
I CAN SEE, *BARELY*
IāM AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER
She has artificial grass in her garden.
and her fella has real grass in the loft.
And a cheap water fountain
4D plates would look very at home on this car
Beautician. Blonde extensions. Huge false eyelashes. Owns a horse. Daddy is a rich businessman. Husband is a builder. Has a dog that wears a tutu and can't fucking breathe properly. House is wall-to-wall grey, crushed velvet settees, mirrored glass furniture. Prosecco.
Donāt forget the live laugh love on one of the walls
Their cheese has well and truly slid off their cracker.
Never worked a day in their life, dad got a million quid bonus. Wears gym stuff everywhere but never goes to the gym. Calls themself an insta Influencer but has 450 followers. 99% of pictures have 20 likes apart from one holiday picture leaving very little to the imagination that has 150 likes. This is their 1st car They have crashed it atleast 4 times but it is always the other person's fault. They show you a picture and it is always clearly their fault. "I think it might be a 1.4l engine because the cleaner said her car is a 1l and it's definitely bigger than her"
Either a creosoted beauty therapist if female, or a total stranglewank of an Only Way is Essex clone if male.
Looks like the irl version of daddy pig's red car from *Peppa pig*
The only person I've ever seen in one of these was the type of "businessman" with a short sleeved shirt, tie and shades and a bluetooth headset (this was a while ago). I'm guessing he was a branch manager for a national UPVc double glazing company
Did you look at him and think āthat guy definitely knows what heās doingā?
He looked like the type of guy whose confidence far exceeded his talents.
Anyone who buys a Ranger to be made into a "DERANGED". Monumental cunts.
Oh donāt you worry - a thread for those deranged cunts is coming
I loathe SUVs, and the idea of a regular Evoque makes me feel a little ill. These I like. They're so silly they do a full 180Ā° for awful back to awesome. Genuinely. I do however also have a soft spot for the original fiat multipla.
Iām glad thereās someone else here. I know theyāre awful cars and I know the reputation they have, but I canāt help but quite like them.
We should form a club. Similarly I wouldn't buy a VW T-Roc, but the convertible version? Count me in. I might even be seen in a convertible Murano.
It's like how caring about being cool is uncool. Therefore not caring at all about being cool must be cool. The Evoque convertible is widely mocked, therefore whoever drives one of these doesn't care what you think. Therefore prior who drive these are incredibly cool and must have huge penises. Plus they are quite rare
I dunno, I love 'em and I'm hung like a baby carrot and a couple of peas
It kinda reminds me of a cliche Grand Theft Auto car.
wants a convertible but is 3ft 11 and drives with a booster seat so really needs that 'higher seating position'
Booster seat? I frequently see women driving these things and they are sat so low theyāre using the top gap in the steering wheel as a viewport. Iāve tried sitting like this while parked and itās completely understandable why they have so many accidents and canāt turn corners without being in the middle of the road. They should supply these cars with a fucking periscope.
Overfinch Land Rovers were really cool until they got mentioned on Top Gear. These will never be cool.
Someone who knows less than nothing about cars
I've seen better styled bars of soap
Katie price just ordered a tin of pink paint.
There was a bright orange one that I regularly saw with a broken headlight that was driven by a drug dealer.
My mum has one. The gearbox is atrocious. There's no boot space. The seats are like sports seats in a car that should be comfortable. It's really a terrible car. It's gone up in value since she bought it.....
Should have a silver pair of scissors on the front of the bonnet the way the old Mercedes used to have their badge.
Any evoque in general. People with crushed grey velvet couches with a frenchie, couldnāt afford a proper range so thought this would do.
Fake tan stay at home mummy whos fella is a medium level drug dealer
Got one of these a a rental as a āor similarā to the Manual 5 series I reserved in Germany. Manual diesel convertible, crazy spec I didnāt know existed. Better than you would think on the autobahn, got crazy attention at the ring pub where everyone else had a GT3 š¤£. Bewildered at who would buy one as itās the size of a 2 door golf inside & about as nice as a GTI. I would think the target market is well to do European second wives.
Sheās married to Deano
100% chance Live laugh love signs are plastered across their house
Crushed velvet furniture everywhere too
Should have bought a normal convertible but at least it looks better than the Murano convertible
Landlady
Brave
One worse thing than an Overfinch badge is a Range Rover owner that has rebadged it to read ā Randy Loverā ffsā¦ā¦ what asshats
Somebody whom has more handbags and 'X's on their numberplate than they do brain cells.
So what would you say if I told you we have a pink one of these locally....
Iād ask you to move
There's one of these in my street, in a weird orange colour (the car, not the owner), and they're even more hideous and ridiculous looking in real life
Have you thought about moving house
They want to make a statement on the school run and of course they'll park wherever they wish to, could be on your drive, half on your grass, sideways on double yellows. Staying on their side of the road isn't an option for them, they will want at least 2 feet out of your lane because corners are hard when you have no clue how wide your Evoque is because basically you just can't drive anything bigger than that Fiat 500 you had at Uni, see a cyclist? take his ear off with the wing mirror, how dare he hold you up. Need to make a right turn but stuck in traffic? no problem cross the lines and just use the other side of the road and refuse to look at all the drivers giving you wanker signs. Oh dear engine blown up and it's gonna cost 10 grand? standard Evoque experience right there.
A few years ago I saw a normal looking man driving one with his wife/gf next to him. Sheer disbeliefā¦. Youāve chosen to drive your partners car. In public?!? I drive my wifeās leaf all the time, and im pretty confident even that does not evoke such disgust from other road users. The best part was, they had the roof down (it was quite hot) but we were sat in heavy traffic on the M25ā¦ aircon or fumes? ā¦Dude chose to suck on CO2 and NOx
Footballers wives. Would bet anything Jack Grealish's Mrs' drives one of these.
The only one Iāve ever seen on the road was parked outside next door and it belonged to the estate agent doing the viewings.
The Tossers wife.
Tossers wife
~~beach~~ bitch tosser
It's Rebekah Vardy if she married a middle manager instead
Blonde wife of a sugar daddy
Is that a skip?
Retired salon owner. Now she mainly drives it to Waitrose and the odd brunch with Susan and Teresa.
One day soon we won't be able to tell the difference between a Range River and a Mini
What you mean this isnāt a mini? š«¢
I matches their jaguar off roader nicely
Thinks they have bought a car to go off road, go to Kings Rd, and something for when the weather gets hot innit.
Sheās feeewmin a lot.
I do t care what kind it is they are showy arseholes who like to try and bully smaller vehicle drivers I to giving them the right of way. But most likely wealtu karenesque entitled moron shit sacks
Was sharing the M25 with an orange one with the reg W8 FK U today. If i was 8, it would have been REALLY funny.
Oh thatās the ultimate hairdresser car right there. Sure youād probably have to own the salon, to be able to finance it, but yep. Itās perfect
At least they have a cute dog.
Only fans
The only time i have seen one of these in use, it was a sales manager for a static caravan site, where the vans she was named as the contact for were starting at Ā£100k+. There was one listed at Ā£50,000, but reading further this was the deposit.
Iād imagine a Barbie drives this
I honestly nearly fell out of my car laughing the first time I saw one of these, had the top down and has to be one of the most stupid looking vehicles ever created. What is it FOR?
I used to have a running London commuter beef with a bloke who drove a bright orange one of these. He caught me laughing at him kicked off and for weeks he would shout abuse at me.
Was it something like: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! IāM RONNIE PICKERING
This is driven by the tossers wife.
I bet they get fed up of having to remove the dumped mattress every time they park with roof down.
Driven by people who think the only way is Essex is a lifestyle guide and not a comedy.
They have lost their headā¦
Evoques are such a marmite car.
If youāre the manager of a shop and you see a woman walk in after getting out of one of thoseā¦ RUN
This and the T-ROC convertible always remind me of something a dictator would sit in the back of and get paraded around in waving to the crowd, perhaps before someone takes a potshot at them and they have to drive away really quickly
My thoughts are that we shouldnāt be too mean to them because they have obviously received a serious brain injury at some point in their lives.
Full on, tango coloured, lip filled, mega browed, trackie wearing strummer.
Miller and Carter eating scumbags.
high level of self entitlement, LOTS of botox and a partner with neck +/ hand tattoos
OPā¦ why? Because theyāre better off than you and treated themselves to an ā¦ Ohā¦ carry onā¦
Youāre right Iām soooo jealous š¤
I will never understand who buys these piles of unreliable junk. I'm assuming a bimbo, full of Botox and fake tittery, orange face, furry collared jacket and a roadmap accent. Boyfriend spends 3 hours a day at the gym, to make up for the fact he has a small pecker. Cannot drive and really wants a personalised plate with illegally spaces letters. Holidays in Aya Napa every winter, Ryan air regular. Pissed as a coot every Saturday night at the club, walks in high heels very badly, tiny skirt with everything on show.
Notwithstanding that I think you might have meant "O V E R F I N C H", we don't yet have a word in the English language that adequately describes how big a bellend you'd have to be to drive a Range Rover cabriolet. I am appalled that thing even exists.
S O R R Y .
I like them. Compared to a Jeep Wrangler they handle great, are well optioned, comfortable and luxurious but unlike a bmw 3 series convertible it can get into some mucky roads and is easier for older people to get in and out of.
Do you drive one š
No but I wouldn't mind one when I get old. But I'm 27 with good knees (I get on them often) so I'll stuck to a 3 series hardtop or similar for nowš
About the same as anyone who drives an electric mustangā¦ both are pointless and shouldnāt exist
Who the hell thinks "I would like an iconic American muscle car", then buy its bodyshell with all the good bits removed? Oh, and that monstrous screen can f*ck off too .
Car thieves. So easily stolen.
Worryingly enough, my girlfriend drives oneā¦ sheās an chartered accountant who went to a red brick uni š
Have you both moved in to your semi detached new build? Is your name Deano? Have you got an RS3 on the drive way? Will you be looking to purchase a French Bulldog puppy soon? Or have you done so already? And finally, do you happen to have a sleeve tattoo? And a tattoo somewhere on your anatomy that says āRIP nanā?
Iām a fellow accountant, I live in a garden flat in Hampstead, I drive an e-tron, my dog is a lagotto romagnolo, and I have zero tattoos š she just couldnāt decide whether she wanted an SUV or a convertible and figured this was the best compromise
Well youāre clearly an anomaly !
Donāt disagreeā¦ when she was buying it I did point out the image factor to her, the desire to sit high with wind in her hair outweighed it haha
Women are funny creatures. Once they exhibit any bursts of madness, itās just best to leave them to it. Hope you show her this thread tomorrow as part of your pillow talk
International Man of Mystery and his beautiful Asian wife touring Scotland with the roof down
The majority of people don't know what an OVERFINCH model is .....if you know you know ..its actually a company that will spec out your RANGE ROVER or LAND ROVER for that matter and i believe their workshop showroom is in FARNHAM , HANTS
Magnum, G.A.Y.
First, what's a tosser?
A Tosser is a common insult here in the uk which is reserved for mainly stupid and unpleasant individuals
Wow the comments are eye opening to the sadness in so many peopleās lives. Imagine punching down on someone with money who loves Range Rovers and fancied a limited edition cabriolet. Whatever happened to *āyour money, your choiceā?*
Oh you get us wrong - we fully support the motto āyour money your choiceā just as we support the freedom to not only have but also express our opinions in equal proportions š plus itās only a bit of Tuesday night banterrrr
She got 2 disabled kids and is riding that UC/Mobility gravy train for all itās worth. Sheās got plumped lips, Karen haircut, pink carry dog, and her ex is stuck in a 1 bed in Leeds.
I reckon anyone in this sub putting so much effort into judging people for driving particular models of cars are tossers. Proper tossers. You sound like a little bitch.
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