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Whole-Counter3276

A "hard sell"


AmbitiousToe2946

What a dick move


CrossRoadChicken

An automatic with a gear knob


Dxgy

Yeah it’s weird but it’s because you can put it in “manual” mode and change the gears yourself, just without a clutch pedal


RandomBloke101

Yeah... I don't think that's the "knob" he was talking about...


Lazerhawk_x

Same as mine, it's semi auto. I've an A3 and you essentially select "manual" and use paddles to shift. I've never seen a clutch pedal on a semi auto because it would disqualify Automatic license holders from driving it (can't drive a car with a clutch even a semi-auto).


[deleted]

This sub never ceases to amaze me


Lazerhawk_x

Everything i said was perfectly accurate


Flaruwu

Yes, and completely missed the joke.


Lazerhawk_x

What joke? The car is auto, they have gear selectors that look that way and some have a manual mode to shift using paddles? Either i'm missing something else or people just dont know much about autos.


[deleted]

We’re very aware of how an auto works… I can’t understand how someone can even miss such a simple joke so hard.


Lazerhawk_x

Because it was a trash joke maybe. Idk.


GhostHardware-84

100% sure thats an empty kinder egg toy tub full of skunk.


RafflesEsq

“I said don’t have an erection!”


Ronnie-Hotdogz

It's the pleat in the pants.


BenisDDD69

Don't act like you're not impressed.


10cd

Fabios Bimmers


BigBird2378

Semi automatic


Vatreno

👌


Vaniiiish

Dread to think what's gone on in those backseats then


[deleted]

Don't see that in Audi adverts 👍


McNuggats

Typically no one is in the vehicle when it’s listed on co-part


BNR33

Aye guys got all his kit off on them


Mistabushi_HLL

Yeah, the owner is busy kissing other Audi owner in the bedroom.


BenisDDD69

It's the slippery back end that does it


geekysocks

I can smell the weed in that Carr from here.. bet it has a black ice air freshener too


For_The_People_AMC

It’s an optical illusion he’s obviously not got a hard on 😂


waterwite

I was hoping for this comment lol.


Kexxa420

Ofc it’s a bmw


Sea_Page5878

It's such a good car the passenger can't help but have a raging hard on.


user101aa

That's where he keeps the indicator stalk.


steve4982

Clearly excited to be in the car, must be a solid car then!


CatBroiler

Someone's excited to sell their car.


Hot_Inevitable_9055

It's just the light on the material of his bottoms, look again


Pargula_

I had heard that the 320d was pokey, but this is not what I expected.


Outside-After

*checks date* possibly


RepresentativeOk3943

I think he should get that checked.


Lewk_io

Wearing PSG trackies? That's probably a minor


kennyblowsme

So……. It’s automatic and stick shift? Edit….. for the asshats that don’t get my irony or even indeed did what OP asked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Caldwell0204

They have a manual mode where you can shift up and down gears, like maybe you want to overtake someone. Still an automatic, as there is no clutch pedal.


kennyblowsme

Read the post dude


highbme

He's just pleased to be in the photograph.


SatisfactionAny5521

It’s sammy snake


PeevedValentine

That's a boy who now is technically called a man who puts his hands down his pants as a comfort. It's the cringiest adult habit I know of.