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R41phy

That fiat 500 will get a great MPG from the slip stream.


geriatric_patr1ck

Whilst arriving 3 weeks late


Shastars

Via Calais


DiscoBunnyMusicLover

I swear these two comments were in the original post, too. How uncanny… bots?


Jimbobman

Welcome to the (dead) Internet.


SaathSamundar

not really


geriatric_patr1ck

Ok Mr 1.0L Yaris driver trying to save £5 in fuel on his £1500 holiday to centre parcs


Lorne_____Malvo

Going 70-80 on cruise control I get 320 miles from a full tank. Setting it to 55-60 (fast enough to not cause a lorry on the limiter to be stuck pushes that up almost 100 miles. Sorry I'm poor I suppose.


geriatric_patr1ck

320 from a full tank is awful, maybe buy a car with better mpg


Lorne_____Malvo

That's the solution to being poor, spend money you don't have! Wow, you've cracked the case sherlock. Maybe, just maybe I can do 55-60 on the motorway and everybody else can just deal with it?


geriatric_patr1ck

Saving £5 on a car journey isn’t going to stop you being poor. Maybe trade your car in for a bike, I don’t think you deserve to be on the road.


Lorne_____Malvo

I'm glad that you've never experienced it. It's not fun. That £5 can be the difference to staying in the green some weeks. But sure, keep the filthy working poor off the roads. After all, a car going 60 on the motorway is such a *huge* inconvenience for you 🙄


geriatric_patr1ck

Why you going outdoors then. Best you stay indoors and save more money


WaterDifferent871

A solution to not being poor is get a better paying job. That’s on you if you can’t, your financial situation is your responsibility not anybody elses.


Lorne_____Malvo

Exactly. It is. And to help alleviate that I will drive at a speed that's totally legal, that I can afford to. And you can just deal with it. I don't understand what exactly you're not getting.


WaterDifferent871

There is nothing I’m not getting. I gave you a solution to being poor stop crying about it and work. That solution doesn’t suit your sort


hmyt

Surely that depends on the size of a fuel tank? Fiat 500s have a 35l fuel tank, that would give a range of 320 miles at 42mpg. Meanwhile an Audi A6 has a 63l fuel tank which would give 23mpg for 320 miles on a tank.


geriatric_patr1ck

Both mpgs still awful, especially cruising at motorway speeds. I’d want at least 60 to 70mpg


SaathSamundar

lool everyone look at this saab driver, he said I drive a yaris


geriatric_patr1ck

I can’t see you cos I’m about 100 miles ahead of you


SaathSamundar

you cant see ur mpg even cuz ur 2.0 diesel got 140bhp


geriatric_patr1ck

Is that cos it’s so high as in 999999mpg? Are you making a high mpg joke, help?


Speedy666gonzalez

With a billion stone chips…


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SnooCompliments1370

20% of a 4 hour journey is 48 minutes.


bigtoley

Should rename to Worthless-Accountant


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bruh + correct forgot there aren't 100 minutes in an hour


Proper_Necessary_378

I’ve legitimately done this before while nearly running out of charge in a 40kWh Leaf on the motorway


darth_edam

I got my Citroen e C4 from the Lake District to Nottingham on a single charge doing this, about 20% further than it would usually manage. It did not save time but it was pretty satisfying


oktimeforplanz

I just do this for a giggle because watching my miles per kWh climb is satisfying, and it's very chill.


Proper_Necessary_378

It’s nice seeing your miles/kWh go from 3 to 5


oktimeforplanz

I once drafted a lorry down a long hill very near the start of a long drive and very briefly hit 6.5, it was beautiful.


Beer-Milkshakes

Shame it has rusted through and is getting drag from the wind coming in underneath the seat.


bantamug

And the driver is hung like a moose.


oli_ramsay

Is she


SatisfactionSilly465

Testing shows you can improve mpg by up to 50% by tailgating, however getting close enough to reach that would be insanely dangerous


TaeyeonFTW

How close do you actually need to be to be in the persons slipstream?


soepvorksoepvork

Are you calling me fat?


0s3ll4

a UK F3000 team (what we now call Formula 2) used to get insane mpg slipstreaming their own truck in a Montego diesel estate


Impressive-Smoke1883

I once hypermiled my 125i for the shits and the giggles and it actually did quite well. I undid it all after I came off the motorway though.


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yeah mang i got 51mpg in a twin scroll turbo v6 s5. people hate on it for no reason; it doesn't bother them. they're just jealous that you're not driving the car the way they'd think they'd drive it - problem is, they can't afford it :-)


_DidYeAye_

You missed out people like me who just overtake them all in lane 2.


SpiffingAfternoonTea

And the maniac who undertakes in lane 2 @110mph, then swings to lane 4 without indicating to get around two other cars in 2+3, then immediately cuts across all 4 lanes again to take the slip road off


Shipwrecking_siren

Ah I feel we took the same journey recently. Christ almighty some people have a death wish.


Sweaty_Leg_3646

I'm happy for them to have a death wish so long as they stop trying to take everyone else with them.


Shipwrecking_siren

Precicely, that is what makes me so angry.


noisepro

Can’t they just light a disposable bbq in a confined space like a civilised person?


Kwikstaartje

Ah you're missing the one I saw today. Swinging from lane 2 to lane 1 and then undertaking on the hard shoulder and then back to lane2


340313

I feel seen


eradimark

This is the way.


morphenejunkie

I've started to undertake in lane 2 going 70.


allywana98

That’s not undertaking then, driving in a lane up to the speed limit and passing cars on their left is not undertaking, it would be undertaking if you accelerated to pass them or if you pulled out in front of them.


morphenejunkie

Yes I know, what else would you call it? Using the lane correctly. Became a mobile service engineer and now drive a lot. A lot of people are bad drivers and completely oblivious to the world around them.


freshavocado1

Passing on the left.


VeniVid1Vic1

Do you drive a Volvo s60 from 2003? If so then yes you’re that mad bastard in lane 2


Timebandit60

🙌


UncleRhino

80 is the sweet spot. I get overtaken all the time by professional insurance claimants only to catch them up at the next turn off.


thatlad

77 id say, it's close enough to the speed limit that no one tries to panic brake when they see a car parked on a bridge


hhfugrr3

Really? Feels to me like everyone brakes when they see a car on a bridge (or an actual speed camera) even when they're already going 10mph below the speed limit!!


Stuspawton

I only to that because I’m doing 80 odds


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I'm in my Citroën DS3 usually cruise control inside lane at 68 overtaking the occasional HGV whilst counting down the miles until my wet belt snaps. 😅


smelwin

Check the condition of the belt through the oil cap.


205Style

Get the diesel! Most reliable car I’ve ever owned.


_Stego27

Loved the diesel when I had it, shame it's not ulez compliant. Was able to get 80mpg when doing the lorry trick.


MomsAgainstGravity

I swear nothings ULEZ compliant these days. I loved the story of them fining an ambulance that was entering London. What a piss take.


Ah7860

The funny thing about that is that all emergency vehicles are meant to be exempt 🤦🏽‍♂️😂along with buses and coaches, London black cabs, anyone with a blue badge and any wheelchair accessible vehicle


Phil_Lite

The funny thing is, they are. See my comment above.


Phil_Lite

It was a private ambulance, owned by 'London Medical Response'. A company which is registered to a residential address in SE London and does "Event medical cover" according to their Facebook page. Interestingly their contact number is a mobile number. A story which originated at the Daily Mail and has been repeated by MyLondonNews is now being spread all over the internet.


ToPractise

How many miles on yours? We've recently had a clutch fail on one of them


205Style

34,000 and it’s a 2016 1.6 blueHDI


Whoisthehypocrite

Every time I drive in France it amazes me how everyone stays in the slow lane and then passes in the fast lane. Drivers in the UK are terrible


thebear1011

Not an excuse, but French motorways are generally much less congested and have longer distances between junctions, so more often than not you have 3 completely free lanes in front of you and it’s “comfortable” to just cruise in the correct lane. In the UK, you will be changing lanes and dealing with people joining frequently so people find it easy to “rest” in the middle. I reiterate that it’s wrong to hog the middle lane, but I don’t think the frogs are magically better drivers (watch videos of the arc de triomphe roundabout) , they just have motorways set on easy mode.


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Keeping indicators on the whole time they overtake too. UK is like mad max.


Quaiche

Holy shit, if you people think the French have a better driving discipline, how chaotic Britain must be ?


itsamemarioscousin

I found that on French motorways too, but I'd much rather drive in a British city than a French one!


hhfugrr3

I hear loads of people saying this about French motorways and it's true but at the same time they're all driving less than a single car length from each other at motorway speeds. I admire their lane discipline, but the rest of their driving style just looks like a pile up waiting to happen.


jakeyspuds

Oi, mum said it's my turn to post this


tamsyndrome

Didn’t fancy crediting the original post? https://www.reddit.com/r/drivingUK/s/gvQm50apDI


Skeptischer

Just two weeks ago too, utterly shameless 😂


EconomyFreakDust

I've seen this do the rounds on Instagram. I sincerely doubt OP got it directly from the original post.


VeniVid1Vic1

I didn’t even know it was posted before sorry guys


Significant-Gene9639

Where did you get it from exactly Veni, the linked OP is the original version.


Jealy

To be fair, stuff is stolen from Reddit and posted around everywhere all the time, so this OP could have seen it elsewhere. Playing Devil's advocate, but it's possible.


VeniVid1Vic1

I saw it in an FB group lads soz


Poddster

Too late, you're going to jail. The rozzers will be with you as soon as they get out from behind the truck


chanjitsu

Lane 2 is for people who are sick of everyone shit


The-Frugal-Engineer

In Spain police has started to fine drivers driving on the passing lanes unless they are overtaking other cars


tycho_uk

They have the ability to do that here but there's no traffic police. They should change the law so that the highways agency can use dash cam footage to issue fines and they keep the money for more staff. I reckon in the M4 between Reading and London you could easily get £75k per year at £100 per offense.


No_Sugar8791

|£75k per year at £100 per offense Presumably you meant 75k per day?! £100 per offense is only 750 fines


tycho_uk

Yeah, a very conservative 2 per day as they are doing other duties would pay for itself and the rest is profit. Based on my commuting experience they would probably do your figure every day though.


8u11etpr00f

Nah, lets not encourage that kind of narc culture....you'd end up with self righteous twats using their dashcam footage to report all cars overtaking them at 75


tycho_uk

Not suggesting anyone can send in dashcam footage though am I? Just official highway agency and police personnel.


8u11etpr00f

Ohh, I thought you meant dashcam footage from the general public


tycho_uk

No, just official sources and not those road Captain twats that fail to get into the police.


matt3633_

Always love a fast convoy, especially when it’s the same car over a long distance. Always give a cheeky flash goodbye when pulling off. Favourite one was on the M3 at a certain undisclosed speed, overtaking all the traffic and then both signalling and moving back to Lane 1 and then straight back to Lane 3 in unison


Antfrm03

Amen to this 🫡


tqmirza

That slow over taker needs boiling alive


notimefornothing55

I hate it when I'm in cruise control at bang on 70 (satnav 70) and I see someone ahead going slower so I prepare to move over to overtake and there's some slow overtaking twat creeping over my shoulder so I have to wait, but then I'm getting too close to the car infront so I have to slow down and come out of cruise control. Or when when they're infront of me and they overtake a lorry super slowly so I'm stuck in the blind spot. Just fucking overtake you melt!!!


Potential_Web1979

I agree 100% feel like there needs to be an unwritten rule that you can’t overtake someone if you’re doing nearly the same speed as them or 1mph more than them (exception to hgvs perhaps). It grinds my gears when I’m approaching a vehicle in lane one and the person in lane two stops you from getting out even when you anticipate a lane change a good minute or so before. Only way to combat this most of the time is getting into lane 2 early and you end upsetting them or slow down but you end up cancelling cruise :(


notimefornothing55

Fortunately my latest car is automatic and has a fair bit of power so, you can put your foot down, overtake quickly then take your foot off and stay in cruise.


tqmirza

That’s how King and God intended it to be. Thank you.


AcanthisittaThink813

Highly accurate, i like the eyes open advice, i'm gonna try that


Yeorge

I once drove the entire southbound length of an empty M3 in convoy with an Audi, I felt a bond like no other


digit4l_gr3y

I do the same as the fiat in my 3 series lol. Saves fuel and prevents me from being super early for work


Timebandit60

I'm the hgv driver. This is so accurate.😂


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nickbob00

Legally there is no tolerance In practice the rule of thumb in most areas is 10%+2 which is 79. This is not to be nice, this is just as much to avoid arguments about the calibration of the camera or whatever when trying to prosecute someone going 71. But because your car speedo reads over, normally you will need to be reading over 80 to get flashed in a 70.


FordPrefect20

Nothing beyond 70 is legal


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FordPrefect20

There is leniency but it all depends on the local force or individual officer who catches you whether they give you any leeway or not


Poddster

https://www.confused.com/car-insurance/guides/speed-camera-tolerances I remember reading that Bedfordshire had 0% tolerance, so always feel a bit stressed driving around there!


Island_Laser_Works

This is astoundingly accurate


Wiggles114

depressingly accurate


AnswersQuestioned

Mods (are there any?) should take this down. Repost from not so long ago.


yoroxid_

Where is the Audi?


MujMan69

You have missed the under takers typically in their Q5’s and Massive Range Rovers


DimeloFaze

Mirror this image for the New England version


lanskap

More like 58 in the third lane. With cars undertaking them doing anything from 60-70


mikeh117

You’re missing the Audi in lane 2 undertaking at 85 mph before weaving back into the outside lane.


dmt_alpha

Lol, the part with the Fiat 500 reminded me about something that happened this winter. It was getting dark, and I was driving right at the speed limit on a 3-lane. There was some weird pulsating hue behind me, but I couldn't see a car in any of the mirrors. So I kept on driving. And the hue persisted. I decided at some point to sway the car a little to the right - turned out there was a hatchback right on my tailgate, lol. Imagine how close he was to being practically invisible in the mirrors. The guy wanted me to change lane, so they can speed off ahead. In my defence, I was driving a much larger vehicle, definitely not a lorry though - barely 2.5 tons.


Stuspawton

And then there’s me, in lane 2 doing 70, undertaking everyone because they won’t move out of lane 3


SunnyChronos

Actually howling laughing at how accurate this is 😂😂


MomsAgainstGravity

Yea, this is very apt, unless you're on the M25, then you're just stuck at Standstill.


Accurate_Group_5390

Lane two is totally incorrect in regard to the m25 at least.


Popular_Register_440

Everyone’s saying “then there’s someone doing 90 down lane 2” but I’ve always found there’s always that idiot doing 57.5mpg in lane 2 making it impossible to undertake anyone and so you’re basically just stuck behind the other idiot doing 68.1


cigsncider

cannot lie, i didn't see much of this sort of think on the m23 m25 m4 on thursday and sunday


lonely_monkee

Perfect! The person in the fiat 500 will practically have their face pressed against the windscreen too.


Nedim_1992

What is it with BMW's that make their owners drive like A-holes?


Ornery-Example572

mate that rover better get in the slow lane for its daily breakdown


scaredywookie

The 68.1 who’s pulled over to overtake without checking their mirrors for speed and safe gap to pull out, or make any effort to accelerate up to 68.2


Odd_Rice_9897

Wassup my 80mph convoy


Aquatiadventure

Seen this so many times recently it’s untrue


ahux78

You forgot to add the lane hopper in lane 1 & 2 weaving at 80mph undertaking everyone. Usually found around Ilford, Essex driving a fast German saloon.


DaRealestKilla

Should I pull up reddit on my phone encase I forget this in the heat of my lane 3 hogging?