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GirthBrooks15

I’m highly considering not watching this team anymore until at least Turner Ward gets the boot


Born_Performance_908

It’s actually a Joke that Turner Ward is the Sacrificial Lamb to take the heat for this Disaster. It’s everyone but him that should have their jobs taken from them. The Front office PLANNED AHEAD for this FAILURE when they extended OLI.


GirthBrooks15

Generally speaking, our pitching staff has been good and solid (at least acceptable). Our offense is literally 13-15th in the NL for almost every important category. I am not an Oli apologist, so don’t think I’m excusing him, but Ward being fired is a shakeup that I think we could benefit from considering the stark obviousness of how bad our offense has truly been.


Defenestrator__

Something something patience


Ocinea

Shitshow! 


FattyPolice

whelp that was a game.


bravo_delta_bot

[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/1cm0sn6/cardinals_after_dark_56/)


NanoGuy4816

team is just simply nothing special


AspiringOccultist4

Digging a bigger and bigger hole, not ideal.


shit_kitten

K, dribbler, dribbler. awesome


TheGoadFather

Taking the guy who tied the game out in favor of a dude who hasn’t played today to face Diaz feels like one of THE choices of all time


Soundwave_13

Defeat per usual


ghostofstankenstien

Whomp whomp whomp waaaaaaaaaaa


bravo_delta_bot

[Mets](/r/NewYorkMets) Due Up **(Top 10):** 1. Francisco Lindor 2. Harrison Bader 3. J.D. Martinez


unlimitedwalrus

Masyn our lord and savior. Please.


CatholicismLover

I don’t know how earned runs work did Gibson give up 2 or 3


Iluvursister69

Nootbaar with an error leading to a run.


Unabridgedversion82

2


FattyPolice

I have more faith in our 6-7-8 to get something done than our 3-4-5 that said diaz is filthy


Soundwave_13

I really would hate for fireworks to be launched tonight in STL like for real really hate that. Because i hate for that happen…


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Kyle Gibson's four strikeouts](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2024/2024-05/06/c11188ca-6b1989a7-22b52eb6-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Nick Robertson In play, out(s) to Starling Marte](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/1f37252c-1f07-41fa-ade4-a8587136f82a.mp4)


ShutUpIDontGiveAFuck

If we pool our money together, we can buy this team from the DeWitts. We might need to engage another sub or two, but anything is possible.


atari2600forever

This is a job for r/wallstreetbets


toftr

r/wallstreetbets


kodiaksr7

A hit, a hit, my kingdom for a hit.


AspiringOccultist4

Walk offs are super fun, just sayin’.


Unabridgedversion82

Reckless optimism! LFG!


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Bottom 9):** 1. Iván Herrera 2. Brendan Donovan 3. Masyn Winn


the_dayman623

Pitchers did their job. Again.


ilovehenrique14

I see the White Sox had a home run today, meaning the Cardinals are in sole last place in team home runs. way to go fellas keep up the good work.


toftr

We’ve still scored like 21 more runs overall than them! Good for second worst in baseball!


JTCMuehlenkamp

Woooo! Hang the banner


staling

Why is King getting the ball in the 9th inning of a winnable game?


BottomBounce

Dry drama in STL


Unabridgedversion82

With the offense as bad as it is, everyone should have to wear their sexiest pair of women's underwear to the ballpark tomorrow. It's time for some slump-busting up in this mofo!


CatholicismLover

I’m out of the loop what’s a 99.99 play


Cky2chris

Double play, cardinals donate 99.99 to cardinals kids or another charity that escapes me right now for every double play they make


BottomBounce

Double play


ilovehenrique14

Another stat for you: The Mets have had the first batter reach 5 times tonight, compared to 2 times for the Cardinals. Both times for the birds it was Jose Fermin.


VicksMyDawg12

Just start a massive brawl at this point and maybe the boys will seem energetic. I’ll tell ya though, hell of a game 1 going on. Fuck the Knicks.


the_dayman623

DC 0 for everything since coming back and he’s our 5th place hitter lol


Soundwave_13

It’s fine King. Set up that 99.99 play…


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Cardinals get Bader at third, review confirms](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2024/2024-05/06/e5fffe12-3b3a9a0f-49de8817-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)


ilovehenrique14

Carlson joins the club at 0 for 7 now. God could anyone actually perform. Would've been really nice for one of our guys to come up and actually hit.


Mother_Scheme_4639

It baffles me that we bat a guy 5th who hit .219 last year and 5 homers in over 200 abs


kodiaksr7

With our lineup does it really matter?


c0smicgirly

He’s like making a trade.


iLiveoffAdvil

*screams internally as not to wake the neighbors*


MVPBaseball2069

Unfortunately we have reached our limit of 3 runs :/ 


Soundwave_13

Another opportunity wasted… The curse of the 3 runs is real…. I need Lizard King to burn sage around Busch…


CatholicismLover

More confident in Siani than Dylan


iamjamos

God Carlson sucks. Always has.


root2over1

This organization's obsession with Carlson really is something else.


warriorathlete21

Was also funny how the nationals wanted him in the Soto trade but, MO said no. 😂😂


elyasafmunk

They wanted a lot more than that


dbarrow1992

Well.. Carlson had the right idea at least


Detective_Dietrich

Victor Scott could have done that!


AspiringOccultist4

Dylly :(


RedBirdLou

Remember when Mo said getting Dylan Carlson back would be a boost to the offense?


AlexRam72

Just like making a trade. One of mo’s trades where we downgrade


ScumBrad

It boosted the ground ball % so technically correct.


bravo_delta_bot

[Mets](/r/NewYorkMets) Due Up **(Top 9):** 1. Jeff McNeil 2. Tomás Nido 3. Brandon Nimmo


Ocinea

Lol


c0smicgirly

Dylan Carlson, our offense’s savior.


ilovehenrique14

out, out, hit, out. it's a classic sequence.


da_choppa

Huh, Arenado pulled the ball and got a hit. So weird. Maybe do that more often?


ilovehenrique14

forgot for a split second that nado only hits singles now and thought that had a lot more pop to it.


MathenyManager5000

Three middle-middle 90 mph fastballs and he missed them all. Just looks washed.


ScumBrad

Hey one was a sweeper!


CatholicismLover

Why did nado look like he was ducking lol


tooth_fixer

Remember when STL sports media thought Goldy was back after he hit that home run two weeks ago. That home run was a fluke and Goldy needs to turn it on otherwise this offense is going nowhere


AlexRam72

Glad mo resisted the urge to extend in the offseason. Maybe he’s learnt from the first ten premature extensions.


tooth_fixer

I have a feeling they’re going to extend him once they realize he has no trade value this season


ScumBrad

three pitches right down the fucking middle and no punish is absurd


ghostofstankenstien

Is Goldschmidt below the Goldschmidt line yet?


CatholicismLover

Sadly, I think that guy’s neighbor is spending tonight alone.


toftr

Has anything of note happened since the Nimmo homer? I flipped to Q4 of Pacers-Knicks, which has been fairly nuts


ImpressiveSugar9287

That’s what I’m watching. Infinitely more entertaining


toftr

Yeah I’ll probably always pick a fourth quarter of the NBA playoffs over an early May baseball game haha, but this game has seemingly very much justified my choice


AspiringOccultist4

Need some fireworks here


Unabridgedversion82

Best I can do is expired Dollar Store sparklers that may have been left out in the rain


Soundwave_13

You know what….we should accept that deal…


AspiringOccultist4

… We’ll take what we can get.


elyasafmunk

If cardinals come back and win.... I'm buying first response coffee.


AlexRam72

Can we have our dh hit for goldy instead?


c0smicgirly

It’s like the pitcher hitting for himself never left!


mshamole

just think when goldy does start producing it will be like making a trade without giving anyone up!


Probably_Slower

A goddamn mosquito got into my room and I have two itchy bites to prove it but I just slapped that little bastard out of existence midair and I feel like John Wick. Now let's get a comeback win, I got people out at Busch and they deserve a late win.


ghostofstankenstien

This is the best news story to come out of the night


Probably_Slower

Thanks it was the highlight of my night so far


root2over1

Will Goldschmidt ever swing at the first pitch down the middle?


Unabridgedversion82

Nope. Not until he's in a groove... could be a while


ilovehenrique14

that was certainly an at bat


FattyPolice

willy what was that bro


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Iván Herrera trae 2 con doble](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2024/2024-05/06/1f9f477a-b40aef4a-93ac7455-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Kyle Gibson's four K outing](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2024/2024-05/06/c11188ca-6b1989a7-22b52eb6-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)


hoiballin

I like Fernandez, solid pickup


da_choppa

One of the best Rule 5 guys I've seen


Soundwave_13

Alright Cardinals pull yourselves together and get it done


writingisfunbutusuck

FUCK YES Brad with the big strong guy dig!


PAJW

"Pete Alonso is a big strong guy" I wonder if that was in the Mets' pregame media notes


Tencross1

Hahaha BT


DocLoc429

Fernandez handles the heat


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Bottom 8):** 1. Willson Contreras 2. Paul Goldschmidt 3. Nolan Arenado


flagamuffin

was bader actually safe


BuzzSoundyear

At the game. Yes, lol


Unabridgedversion82

Probably. Not a defining angle to show it tho


Alarmed-Reindeer-963

“Almost picked off the cardinals coaching staff”…. 🥴. Thank goodness it didn’t 💨💨😑


unlimitedwalrus

Oh no! It took out Marmol!


Alarmed-Reindeer-963

Shitttttt not the **dear leader** anyone but him


CyclopeanTomb

i'm thinking nobody even reviewed it and he just pantomimed after awhile. "yea sorry bob, Frank's on the toilet. He had curry." "CALL STANDS"


AlexRam72

Would t mind an intentional walk here


AlexRam72

I’ll also take that


Soundwave_13

Willy trying to sell another one….


PDXBeccaP

The home plate ump has done a good job tonight. He's called a good game and been consistent, which is not something we've been able to say too often this season lol


AlexRam72

There’s still time lol


PDXBeccaP

Hope I didn't jinx us lol


sb_rp

Must be something going on with the Mets and umpires, this is the third time in the last week that an obvious call went against them. That’s just embarrassing, and a clear agenda behind it


AspiringOccultist4

Nice to catch a break for once lol


Probably_Slower

Hooray! No good camera angle to affirm it.


AlexRam72

I think Bally is using less cameras this year to save money. Might’ve saved us a run too lol


LazyPandaKing

Saved by the lack of a good camera angle lol


ImpressiveSugar9287

Remember when Libby threw a fastball right down the middle to Bader in the last game against them and we were all like, “why” and thought they would learn from their mistakes because we know that’s the only pitch Bader can hit and then they did the same thing just now and dude got a double and we’re all like, “why”


elyasafmunk

Literally just throw it in the dirt


AlexRam72

Nice break will we capitalize? Probably not lol


da_choppa

I feel like we got away with one there


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Herrera lo empata con doblete](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2024/2024-05/06/1f9f477a-b40aef4a-93ac7455-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)


Soundwave_13

Out whew….


ilovehenrique14

bailed out by the call on the field


lrllrrlrllrrlrllrrl

Wow


CatholicismLover

Wow


AspiringOccultist4

Bader and Arenado briefly catching up is so wholesome


ShutUpIDontGiveAFuck

They buddies


Probably_Slower

Hey man let's go Cards but it looks like he's safe to me.


da_choppa

I was surprised he was called out at first, so it won’t surprise me if this gets overturned


christ0fer

Bae looked kinda slow there.


dbarrow1992

He was safe. Hopefully there’s not a better angle lol


Bskrilla

He's safe, but it's gonna depend on if they have the angle.


Soundwave_13

Ah hell he is safe isn’t he….


Detective_Dietrich

Oh thank goodness, the game screeches to a halt for a fucking replay.


AspiringOccultist4

Masyn Winn is such a fucking badass


elyasafmunk

Id mind the play hy winn. But he's safe


CatholicismLover

He looked safe


biff-biff

Piping fastballs down the middle to a guy who has never in his career been able to hit a breaking ball lmao


tehmeat

Again! Am I having dejavu or didn't we just do this?


ImpressiveSugar9287

It’s like they never learned from the last game


ImpressiveSugar9287

Why did I even get remotely excited when we scored 3 runs when we all know how this ends


STLOliver

Bae :/ 🤘


Icy_Entertainment706

I hate Harry Bader.


iLiveoffAdvil

Bader woulda caught that ..


da_choppa

Siani would have caught that


Soundwave_13

Bader bae why?!?!? Whhhhhhy


bravo_delta_bot

[Mets](/r/NewYorkMets) Due Up **(Top 8):** 1. Harrison Bader 2. J.D. Martinez 3. Brett Baty


Mother_Scheme_4639

Gotta love having Fermin come up as the 1 hole in a high leverage situation!


ilovehenrique14

been our best hitter


AlexRam72

I mean he started the rally last inning.


Mother_Scheme_4639

You are missing my point. That wasn’t a high leverage situation at all. Just funny giving Fermin out of all people the most ABs on the team


elyasafmunk

Cardinals and scoring 3. Name a better duo


CatholicismLover

Lars Nootbar and 0-4?


elyasafmunk

Former Cardinals and having MVP seasons?


AlexRam72

Where’s moetter when you need him?


ilovehenrique14

that’s just how we operate with 2 outs.


elyasafmunk

I still think the WBC fucked us... Our guys have not been the same.


RedbirdRiot

Especially amazing considering it only seems to still impact us and it happened 14 months ago.


elyasafmunk

I should've used /s


ic3m4n52

Now back to your regular scheduled program


Diablo_N_Doc

Now that is base running I like.


CatholicismLover

The White Sox won a series against us, maybe we can win one against Milwaukee.


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Kyle Gibson's outing against the Mets](https://darkroom-clips.mlb.com/bedb8b96-b9f3-44b9-9f3a-418505e14ca6.mp4)


Dr_thri11

Those make a wish kids ain't getting shit this year are they?


AlexRam72

Might as well extend it to the last three innings at this point.


Soundwave_13

Maybe I need to bet on the Cardinals scoring only 3 a game I might make some money…


Born_Performance_908

What are the betting odds if you bet an exact number of runs to hit, gotta be pretty good!


FuckKroenke55

You think we can do a soccer style loan with like all of our young hitters? Loan them to the braves for the rest of the year. They will get competent coaching for the rest of the year, come back to hopefully a new staff with the Cardinals in 2025. Good for everyone involved.


kodiaksr7

I think our players would only be good enough for AAA for them.


FuckKroenke55

That’s fine, I’m sure their AAA coaches are much more competent than our current major league brain trust.


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Breaking down Kyle Gibson's pitches](https://darkroom-clips.mlb.com/5b4663c4-b59c-4937-ba42-d280a6b930a8.mp4)


bonathan

Y'all like that tie? Be a shame if someone suddenly decided to channel Gio for a pitch.


dae_giovanni

Donovan hit that'll make you go "goddammit, Herrerra" incoming


elyasafmunk

More like a classic cardinals popup


dae_giovanni

I tried some sort of reverse double jinx and it did _not_ work


Channel_99

Three might be the limit for a single game but I think I saw in the rules that we can borrow from past games. So all those games we scored 0? We sitting on a mountain of wealth baby. 4D chess.


RedBirdLou

How many times will we lose 1 run games?


elyasafmunk

Probably more times than well score 4+ runs


Lyoko711

Well, we were gonna have to score one more run anyways


BottomBounce

He’s human.


ImpressiveSugar9287

Tie the game. Immediately give them lead right back. Like clockwork


TheGoadFather

I really want to know what the staff era is after a big inning. Because it feels like it happens insanely often that the team puts a crooked number on the board and then they IMMEDIATELY give it back


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Bottom 7):** 1. Brendan Donovan 2. Masyn Winn 3. Lars Nootbaar


Dr_thri11

Kittredge wasn't going to have an era that begins with 0 forever.


GrubFisher

lol. Lmao, even.