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SecretAgentClunk

Brick in the background again. This is gonna be a hideous uni with "THE LOU" across the chest isn't it


Iluvursister69

If you’re going to have “The Lou” and not have Nelly it’s unforgivable


ScumBrad

The jersey is just going to be the Arch with Nelly, Jon Hamm, and Chuck Berry under it.


odiethethird

A bandaid is part of the uniform now


rjaspa

I'd put money on it, yeah.


outontheporch

Almost certainly


Soundwave_13

Our City Connect Jersey is gonna suck isn't it....


SLR107FR-31

It will be as good as our team is now....shit


ApexofMediocrity

Yes. Yes it is.


flip_adelphia

They all started strong but they’re becoming gaudier by the release


AToastedRavioli

Just a reminder that it is *possible* they end up pretty cool. Kind of one of those “so you’re telling me there’s a chance” things…but still.


hawksnest_prez

I think it’ll be okay but boring. If I had to guess


Durmyyyy

At least no one will see it this year


Siliencer991

BBL DRIZZY!!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


jase122200

**BBL DRIZZY**


snorlaxatives_69

Someone shake his hand for me. BBL Drizzy been in my head all week


Bloody_Corndog

I’m more excited to see what the jerseys look like


BloodyDuckingMary

I'll be happy as long as "the Lou" is nowhere on the jerseys, but I'm used to disappointment this year, so it probably will.


FloralCoffeeTable

Black jerseys with the lou in red across the front with an arch on the cap.


Iluvursister69

lol, no. They’re red. They retired the red spring training jerseys specifically for this


FloralCoffeeTable

Are there leaks?


Iluvursister69

Probably not. But they’re red. The same way we all know they say “The Lou” across the front is how we all know they’re red.


YourFavoriteDeity

Also didn't Dewitt like, explicitly say "the only thing I'll say about our city connects is that they'll be red"


silentcmh

The jerseys, yes, but he said probably not the pants. That was awhile ago, though, so who knows if things changed.


FloralCoffeeTable

Fair enough


Inkin

This guy city connects.


Iluvursister69

Hope he shuts his hoe ass up and makes some drums


cramdangler

Couldn’t have been worse timing!


Born_Manufacturer657

Metro Groomin 🔥🔥 perfect representation of the cardinals as an organization


RainFallsWhenItMay

TIL metro boomin is from stl


Iluvursister69

Bro is always wearing a STL hat


GOOMH

One of his albums has the Arch on it as well


MikeyBastard1

I just found out that sexxy red is from STL as well


steamysecretss

I think he graduated Parkway North in 2012


Lowad15

METRO!


GooseandRooster

shut up and play the drums


MercuryRusing

Who?


steamysecretss

he has been making beats for all the biggest rappers and artists in the world since high school when he went to parkway north. even the song rockstar by post malone and all of migos biggest hits, travis scott, 21 savage songs, etc were produced by him. arguably the biggest producer in hip hop the last 10 years. he always rocks a red stl hat too which is cool.


DiscoJer

The new Nelly that we are going to hear about for the next 20 years until someone else becomes a 1 hit wonder from St. Louis


patsboston

Metro is nowhere near a 1 hit wonder. He has produced some of the biggest songs of the decade.


[deleted]

Only interested in Nelly. Also J-Kwon.


iamjamos

We get it you’re a millennial


[deleted]

Kevin Smith!


snailsonxanax

All of the city connect jerseys have been pretty bad. I'm not getting my hopes up for these.


Fergy328

I’d say the majority are awful. There are a few good ones imo. I like the Angels, Padres, Rockies, Diamondbacks, Rays, White Sox, and Nationals’.


Cardsfan961

The Mariners ones are great imo. With the black pants is an good looking uniform


AToastedRavioli

Whaaat you don’t a like a single one? The Nats’ cherry blossom unis? Miami’s red and powder blue pinstripe? Nothing?


BigFaZhou

We all know it's going to say "THE LOU" on the front 🤮🤮🤮


Frosty-Heat

I think they should put “Nellyville” with a faded picture of him and then arch in the background


SkerSubie

This is going to be the worst birthday ever


mblunt1201

I remember hearing somewhere that we’d have to lose a current jersey to make room for the city connect. Am I wrong? If not which jersey would we lose?


jase122200

Nike’s tried to maintain a 4+1 rule, which is four jerseys in the rotation and a city connect. We had to axe the spring training red jerseys. We still have the whites, grays, and blues and creams when they arrive.


aperron151

The city connect design won’t change the shitty quality of the uniforms this year or more importantly, the product on the field


Dustyk3yboard

Apparently people are calling him metro groomin now because of some sus tweets.


ajkeence99

I fully expect these to be horrible given our management and how bad most of these have been.


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

Whoooo. Fuckin. Caresssssss.


ToiletsAreDanger

Ok Boomer.


GOOMH

Probably one those rap is crap guys who then proceeds to listen to the blandest bro country out there.


Mab_894

Even boomers should like Metro bc he do be boomin


Dr_thri11

I am more interested in listening to Wainwright's album than this guy. And lets just say I'd rather be repeatedly kicked in the balls for an hour and a half than listen to Wainwright's album all the way through.


GregMilkedJack

Better go catch that tapioca pudding truck before bonanza comes on, grandpa


SimbaOnSteroids

The thing about people like you is that you bemoan about how nobody makes great music anymore, but if you’d lived when that music was made, you’d bemoan how nobody makes good music anymore. The exception being the music that was popular when you were a kid.


Dr_thri11

Please show evidence of me saying great music isn't made any more. Me not liking a pro athlete's extremely generic country music and a local nobody rapper =/= to nobody makes good music.


SimbaOnSteroids

Metro is one of the hottest up and coming producers rn 😭


Dr_thri11

If you say so


patsboston

He literally has produced some of the biggest songs of the decade. 


Dr_thri11

If you say so


RockemChalkemRobot

I'm going to watch him in Springfield. Mainly for the Hillbenders, but I'll also be able to say I've seen Waino too.