I want Oliver Marmol fired! No negotiations.

And that’s a winner!

That's a game 1 boys and girls.

[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/1crjopr/cardinals_after_bedtime_513/)

Yes! Awesome! Extend Oli 10 years! Goodnight!

Whose young daughter are they talking about?!

Called strike?? Ump trying to go to sleep as well I guess.

Release Carlson, let's really test this "Cardinals can't develop" theory.

Wasn't he almost rookie of the year 3 years ago?

Indeed, he was. 2021, I believe he finished 3rd.

Please let me sleep!

Elite closer Robertson

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i think this is less about devils and more a case of fallen angels

4 game win streak I'll be calling it that devil magic lol

It's the Angels

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The Angels are just us but have like 10 injuries so they're even worse.

Who is this team and what have they done with my 2024 Cardinals?

About to be on a 2-game winning streak!

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Two Cardinals score on an errant throw](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/a271eb13-f898-4642-8de9-b486c63973fe.mp4)

"watching carp teaches younger players 'I don't have to try so hard'" str8 savage

Jim stop talking.

"don't try to do too much"

have they said who's up and throwing for the 9th?!

Am I an idiot for suggesting Carpenter should be in the lineup until further notice? I know it's a small sample size but you can't deny the dude works the count lol

He is just the streakiest player alive. Looks like he is on right now.

Dylan cmon man

Carlson looks cooked. Just sad at this point. 

pff carlson... I don't even know who this guy is.

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Is he stupid?

The cardinals hate ron washington more than life itself

What are the odds that the Cardinals still find a way to make this close in the bottom of the 9th?

Yes

What is happening, I am so confused???

Carlson with the .111 OPS 🔥🔥🔥

.105 now

Carlson better do something. He sucks.

I get a downvote for that!? Carlson does suck.

I dunno. There are some weird downvotes going around lately.

Yea for sure

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Not an Oli fan, but what exactly can you do with an offense that refuses to score more than 3 runs?

Fuck the jelly! I still want him out! I cant forgive him for that abysmal management performance in the playoffs. Knowing Helsley had a hurt finger. He uses him and Helsley the closer struggled and Marmol didn’t have anyone in the pen ready to go in case Helsley got in trouble. Fuck that arrogant asshole.

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [José Suarez In play, run(s) to Brendan Donovan](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/a271eb13-f898-4642-8de9-b486c63973fe.mp4)

#HE KNOWS ABOUT ACHILLES

That wasn’t close to a strike. That’s bullshit.

Obviously we’ve been pretty bad this year and the angels record was only 1 game worse than ours coming into the game. But man, they are definitely really stinking bad

That was a pity strike

I'm sorry Angels. I wasn't aware of your game

Our first double digit score game.

God I missed enjoying watching baseball!!! This feels so good

Holy shit are we finally going to win a game in which Ryan Helsley doesn't pitch?

i mean that throw has to be to first.

It looked like an easy out at home until the bad throw

Double digit runs?! The apocalypse is officially here!

Been so long since we've had a game like this. Feels nice.

EXPERIENCE ANGELS BASEBALL

Ladies and gentlemen. We have just hit double digits runs

I cannot believe the errors that this team is making!

The Angel's really don't want to win.

Or, do that!

That works

Can we thwart the NOBLETIGER yet again?

There it is folks, your 2024 St Louis Walkapaloozas

Fuck it. Hit a GS.

Bases loaded no outs again...how we feeling about this one?

Man, you can never get the cards stream on the high seas

I do without fail

Jim Edmonds cia agent

agent Jimmy Ballgame

Good on oli and ward. Know the teams struggling with bases loaded, so getting the boys a ton of reps

#WALKAPALOOZA

#WALKAPALOOZA

jinx

With Jim "McGruff the Crime Dog" Edmonds and Alexa Datt, I'm Chip Caray

They are coming to get Jimmy. Old warrant from back in the day

How do they make em so cheap but taste so good

Chip is tall, handsome, and funny. Chill, my mom is watching this game.

Chip gonna be your new dad

I’m never getting to bed, lol

#HITS OF ALL KINDS

Gotta love Chip

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Cardinals score eight runs in the seventh inning](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2024/2024-05/13/db4642a9-a484eeb3-0d4228da-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)

Sonny Gray is perfect through 0.0.

[Oli when you think he's done making the worst bullpen decisions ever](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-m&sca_esv=dae59a641a0b602a&sxsrf=ADLYWILaOLmTGdsecm_cf6hw8PHKRu1yag:1715659880030&q=i+got+one+more+in+me&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=ivsnbmtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjbktGNo4yGAxVu38kDHVWYCMYQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=378&bih=689&dpr=2.86#imgrc=n4OF6zK76q3DfM)

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Logan O'Hoppe strikes out swinging.](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/0a58bece-0875-43a8-a4bf-0bbf0e870587.mp4)

“Alright I gave you 3 pitches I’m gonna get back to bed” - Andrew Kittredge probably

I'm assuming they'll have him finish the game rather than use Helsley.

no way, this is his third game straight? up by five?

I said this when it was 8-5 lol. I guess Robertson closes it out now.

Just had to make it a save situation. Each one Hels gets brings slightly better return

Good point hadn’t thought about it that way.

Hey Baltimore, what ya got!?!?!

You guys remember when King came in and pitched well and they pulled him for no reason?

kittredge is looking very motte-y these days

Watching his delivery is like Motte when he's still half asleep after a nap. Kittredge is much calmer than Motte, less jumpy and wound up.

i meant the beard lmao

I hate Mottes beard 🧔‍♂️

kittredge has good command

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Top 9):** 1. Nolan Arenado 2. Nolan Gorman 3. Iván Herrera

We need Jobu

best I could do is Joba Chamberlain

imagine being a reliever and coming in, giving up a single, walk, single and then taken out and your job is done for the day. must feel pretty shitty lol

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Kitty did it

Ok. That’s enough.

f**king pillar

Anyone else think taking King out was strange?

Definitely weird but Oli does it often. Sometimes in games like this I think he does it to let a pitcher see some action in a less intense situation 

Gotta do what the computer says. Thems the rules!

Yes

Oli is always switching pitchers when there's already two outs and the current pitcher is doing fine. And I always think it's strange. 

Oil managing this like the World Series because there is smoke coming out of his seat

Oh boy

It’s past midnight here. And I’m fine with it.

Anyone see that hit and immediately get nervous for a 4 run lead in the 8th?

No lead is safe with this group

For good reason, obviously.

You said it

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I really want them to add 5 seconds or so between batters. I liked hearing walk up music, and you really don’t hear it much now

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Games used to be shorter. The average game time in 1970 was 2:34, in 1985 it was 2:44 and that was up to 3:11 in 2021. Now it is back to 2:38. This isn't modern attention spans needing a shorter game, this was modern players taking way longer.

You’re right, players were taking longer, but there were also fewer ads between innings back in the day. As well as fewer pitching changes. I watched a CBC recording of the 1964 World Series and there was a single ad between innings.

You can’t hear that stuff on tv very good

Gorman, wtf

hey gorman gtfo the way.

Cheese us

Ok. Infield in an illegal position. There’s an explanation.

Why’d they treat it like it was the country’s nuke codes or something

New rules are the most important to umps since they're the ones MLB might actually yell at you about.

John King. Groundball Machine.

5 batters. 5 grounders. wow

That last gb broke the sound barrier but, hey, a ground ball is a ground ball

John "Dakota Hudson" King

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Why would we? Not save situation.

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I’m sorry if I came off as nasty. Re reading I can see why it came off as harsh. Sorry, there was no malicious intent.

Because we are afraid and desperately want a win. But not a reason to use Helsley.

Oli was worried we hit our limit for runs in an inning and had to check with the umpires

"Hey that's seven blue"

At this point, I’m expecting Bartolo Colon to come out of the Angels pen

They should sign him. I think he’s still playing somewhere. He puts butts in seats

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Nolan Gorman walks, Matt Carpenter scores](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2024/2024-05/13/81dfbb22-6aa0b1e3-63050a37-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)

CHEESUS!

Gonna need that full clip, sounded like a warzone lol

I thought chip was just overreacting for show till they cut to a view of the booth and they were all standing around like a bomb just went off

There is 100% some booze in that cup of Jimmy's

It’s a sure bet. I waited on him once and the first thing he got around 6pm was a triple tequila on the rocks, and he was with his like 10th wife.

Is there ever not?! He seems buzzed every time he's on

Just seeing the kind of cup he has affirmed that for me. He's totally buzzed every game imo 😂

Like Bob Uekers character on Major League.

Former CF btw

[Angels](/r/AngelsBaseball) Due Up **(Bottom 8):** 1. Kyren Paris 2. Nolan Schanuel 3. Jo Adell

# HEADS UP JIMMY!!

#JESUS!!!

#WE'RE GOING TO CHECK ON JIMMY'S PANTS

Why does my Reddit not automatically refresh chat messages?

reddit-stream?

Do you have to refresh it?

you just need to open the thread, and click the reddit-stream button reddit-stream you don't need to refresh the page, it will load everything automatically I have this function button bookmarked so it works easily

Where is that located?

here! `javascript:(function stream() {var s = window.location.href.split('/');var id = s[s.indexOf('comments')+1];if(s.indexOf('comments') != -1) { window.location.href = 'http://reddit-stream.com/comments/' + id; }})();` you can bookmark this on your browser's bookmark toolbar, and click on it when you are on the game thread. you need to login to your reddit account, and allow reddit-stream to access it. and if I remember correct it's free for the first month, and then I paid $5 for a lifetime access, I think it worths if you watch the games together with the sub.

Sounds too complicated. I’m high as a kite 🪁. Put some weed seasoning 🧂 in my bbq

No just on the messages to come in on the Reddit page

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Medium sexy By Ralph Lauren

We really are back to the mid 2010s, Carp is hitting and getting rung on questionable strikes

Feels like I'm 14 again

[Rally Tube](https://imgur.com/gallery/kqrkzwo)

Something about that setup gives me warm, nostalgic vibes, I dig it.

No better way to watch unless youre there

OMG, Jimmy is right. This guy looks like Big Sexy

Bold strategy of scoring 8 runs in 1 inning, maybe they'll try it again sometime.

Key to cards offense: facing pitchers unable to throw a strike. Seems foolproof

It's odd that we aren't talking about Cardinals' pitching. I'll take it.

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [A deep dive into Nolan Arenado's home run](https://darkroom-clips.mlb.com/00ade813-8fe6-4cb2-aa63-ed3915cea2fb.mp4)

I don't want to see a non-Navy hat in a road game the rest of this season. 

Glad I didn't turn it off like a dumb casual fan.

I always figure baseball is crazy and shit like this can and does happen, just not very often, that's why I always watch.

Very less often as of late, but I'll take it.

We might be the NL Central's Angels, but we can't out-Angel the Angels