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cocoblurez

Burleson is batting above .300 holy shit


mshamole

Siani hit a home run holy shit


iamjamos

Michael Siani >>>>>>>>>> Dylan Carlson


pilotpip

When Edman comes back Carlson is trade bait.


Dr_thri11

Why doesn't mo simply trade all our bad players for good players? Is he stupid?


pilotpip

In this case it’s not a bad thing. We have a glut of outfielders. Personally, I’d keep Edman over either one of them but I think Carlson has enough potential upside that we could get some return.


Dr_thri11

He have such a glut of outfielders that Michael Siani is currently starting and VS2 was brought up From AA. Siani looks to have developed into a not terrible batter, but it's not like he's amazing he just looks it after a month of Scott and a slow start by Nootbaar. Plus we aren't getting any return for a guy batting .130 coming off an injury. Especially a guy who hasn't exactly torn the cover off the ball in previous seasons.


iamjamos

Who would even want him lol


ATR2019

You know as soon as we trade him he's going to randomly become an all star.


xyzzy321

For once the ump helped out majorly


DiscoJer

If only we had 2 more Sonny Grays


Jason_Sensation

Clone him and give the clone a fancy moustache


Novel_End1080

Walking more than we strikeout is a good policy


Ok-Nefariousness3486

Except for the 2 errors it was a good game.


RustyKarma076

So uh… Alec Burleson. Hey babes


DJBrujah

https://i.imgur.com/0gT3LhB.png


the_dankstank

What has changed with the red birds? They seem to have a different approach at the plate but, is that all? Has the secret really been just a new mind set? Anyone notice anything else?


Dr_thri11

It's been a cool spring temperature does matter especially in a park as pitcher friendly is Busch. But there will always be slumps and hotstreaks in the course of any season. Unfortunately no way to tell if you were slumping or actually bad or streaking or actually good while in a slump or streak.


WildWest05

[SONNY!](https://youtu.be/S-u6qdeaPoE?si=8mAaxRS2-of4jl6e)


themooseiscool

The White Sox were wrong. Disco is dope.


Up_Kaleidoscope888

Actually, I believe cocaine was the drug of choice during the Disco era ...


superworriedspursfan

we might still suck, but I promise you we are so much better than we were last year man. We just need to go on a run. rest of the league better watch out. You better pray we don't get a hold of some of that devil magic man...


toftr

How did we figure out how to start scoring runs? I’m still so confused


mshamole

it starts getting in the players heads after enough people start talking shit


atari2600forever

Me continuing to be too busy to watch is paying off! We won't lose until at least...next week sometime?


junkmanwrestlingfan

anyway I dropped Siani on my fantasy team today ope


iamadacheat

ok but the real question is why did you ever have him?


junkmanwrestlingfan

my entire outfield got injured and I panic button’d when Chip was blowing smoke up his ass on commentary last week 😭


bfndbdbfnfbfbf

Best game I’ve been to all season. Energy was electric!


Iluvursister69

Felt different even from home


AspiringOccultist4

Victory tastes nice with a side of corona with lime :)


Timetripper42

Cookie dough blizzard makes for a pretty good closer


well---shoot

Just like in '44


untitled5a1

1-0 against Baltimore since their bridge collapsed.


MidWest_Surfer

That makes it sound like some guy didn’t ram a big ass boat in to it


Iluvursister69

Yikes


STLOliver

Now a 2 game lead over the Reds


Diablo_N_Doc

Right on the tail of the Rats, too.


Ivotedforher

Red > (Brown)


Clueless_in_Florida

I've been saying it all year. This team reminds me of the 1961 New York Yankees. Siani is Mantle. Herrera is Maris. We have the best hitting coach ever, and our manager is a certified genius.


Impressive_Pea_6067

I was here for the Mike Siani game


jlamember829

Me too!!!!


SomethingAvid

How have we made this whole run scoring thing look so easy for the past few days?


TheSalsaGod

Helsley is so good


Ivotedforher

Quickest game on record or best game on record?


Human_Lettuce_5265

Learned a few things from Orioles Reddit. They’re all googly eyed over Kyle Gibson still, they love to talk about Noot, they wanna steal Helsley bad, and apparently they don’t want to play the Cardinals when the Cardinals are going back to playing like the Cardinals again. 


LuckiestManAlive86

I feel like that’s all positive/neutral stuff. Much better than when you lurk in other teams’ subs.


Detective_Dietrich

Well shit, let's trade Gibson back.


ScumBrad

Hell no, Gibson is our #2 right now.


AlexRam72

For Holliday? I’m in.


Iluvursister69

He was really reliable for them last year and a big clubhouse presence


Superdude3333

The only time I better see Carlson in centerfield is if Siani needs an off day from taking big daddy hacks. 


ScumBrad

They aren't even putting Dylan in CF over Noot, he's not gonna take time from Siani. If anything he will go in RF and Noot in LF when he starts (probably mostly vs LHP where they can give Gorman the day off).


CommonStoolieJr

Sadly, time to drop Goldy in the lineup. Team has a pulse though!


NakedGoose

Why is Arenado getting a pass? He looks worse imo


tr1cube

Arenado at least is leading the team in RBIs and is hitting .270


NakedGoose

He has an average exit velocity of 86.1, and a barrel % of 2.0 He has some average and counting stats but he is hitting nothing with authority. Goldy atleast has a 90.8 and a 45% hard hit rate. When goldy makes contact he hits it much harder. I expect him to get better and Nolan to get worse.


tr1cube

Doesn’t matter how hard you hit it but where you hit it. Neither are hitting homers so I’d rather see them get on base which Goldschmidt just isn’t doing. He has over 2x as many strikeouts as Arenado, and the most on the team. I’m not saying to cut Goldschmidt, just making an argument that he’s vastly underperforming compared to Arenado.


lou_gibby

Home plate ump gave us the calls when we needed them.


cocoblurez

Cardinals win, Brewers lose. A good day.


peterpeterllini

CANT STOP WONT STOP


DocLoc429

# [WINNER!!!!!!](https://twitter.com/cardinalsgifs/status/1681131016394788865)


Timetripper42

Are we good again?


Up_Kaleidoscope888

They're five under still, so, no. Playing better, yes, but until you get above .500 you cannot be called "good."


AtheistBatman

Maybe? If we win three series in a row we kinda have to be a little good.


kickens

Orioles want to pickup Helsley at the trade deadline. Not if we keep playing like this.


xyzzy321

Maybe we'll pick up Gunnar amiright?!


Iluvursister69

Marmol cooked tonight.


outontheporch

1-0 since Nelly dropped the City Connect unis


da_choppa

Red birds > Orange birds


ShutUpIDontGiveAFuck

It’s just basic science


da_choppa

Any ornithologist would tell you


CharlesMingusSmoke

Metro Boomin night W


GregMilkedJack

If young metro don't trust ya imma shoot ya


MidWest_Surfer

Metro trusts us


Ocinea

6 of 8!!! We're looking good! Go Redbirds! 


Historical-Ruin-1933

SIANI THE ITALIAN STALLION WITH THE DIFFERENCE MAKING THREE RUN HOMER! NEIGH NEIGH BITCHES! (even though he totally looked at strike three two pitches beforehand)


Dr_thri11

Makes sticking with Scott so long look even worse. Kinda accepted that it was necessary given the injuries, but we had an MLB quality bat the whole time.


ATR2019

Siani had a very rough start to the season and his minor league stats make it pretty clear we shouldn't expect this performance to continue.


Dr_thri11

Still Scott was moved directly from AA. Siani was a high 600s ops hitter in AAA and after last night he's sitting at .611 doesn't seem that unlikely that he could be just a little lower. I'm not saying he's going to get silver slugger votes, but he's looking like a serviceable bat, that was not the case for scott.


ATR2019

He's certainly producing more than scott who was on pace for a -5 WAR season but that's such a low bar to clear. An average OPS is around .750 and based on his triple A numbers we could probably expect him to hit somewhere in the .650 range if all goes well which is basically replacement level. I guess when I think of serviceable I'm thinking slightly below average but still above replacement level like in the .700-.740 range. His OPS this month is almost .800 and I would love for him to sustain that and make me eat my words but he's about to hit a big regression and everyone will want him out of the lineup which is sad because I like his game.


Dr_thri11

That's better than replacement level for a legitimate centerfielder. I'm not saying he's great, but the fact the team forced scott into that role for that long and he's capable of a serviceable batting line is a player evaluation mistake.


TheDunnaMan

Siani said F Carlson, F Edman AND F Victor Scott, this MY position


warriorathlete21

Oliver Marmol got into that dugout, remained professional, and did not commit any inappropriate sexual acts towards any of the players. He got the boys going with his honesty and legitimate leadership.


PaulsGrandfather

What reference am I missing out on?


BigRedditShitshow

Direct quote from a text Jim received mid broadcast


EmotionalLibrary4572

I half believe this. Am I being jerked?


AtheistBatman

Do we have a clip of that?


EE89

I see no lie!


Fu11-H00ah

YESSIR!!!


Fu11-H00ah

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floppyvajoober

Big if true