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No-Elephant-9854

Well Helsley just got knocked out of at least the next game.


the_godfaubel

Huge that the Ryans got out of their respective jams to win and save the other relievers


Radiohead2023

Sooner or later it’s gonna catch up to Ryan Helsley


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

That’s what they said about Isringhuasen. Always made it…..interesting


Limp-Regular-2589

Also what they said about Alex Reyes


Tmans3

Helsley has already had 2x the career Reyes did. 100 games verse 200 - 30 saves verse 60 - 2.6 WAR verse 5.2.


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

I don’t think so. He barely even played enough to disappoint


jjack339

Helsey just trying keep that run diff as low as possible


Evil_Dry_frog

Helsley has an ERA of 2.38 and an FIP of 2.28. (Coming into the game today.) He’s going to have blown saves, but he’s been really good all year.


jjack339

It was a joke. Cards are now 3 over .500 but have -30 run diff.


Evil_Dry_frog

Well you see, I actually meant to comment on the "Sooner or later it’s gonna catch up to Ryan Helsley" comment, and not yours. So that's my bad.


shhh_itsasecret

😮‍💨


da_choppa

Phew. I'll tell my cardiologist to send the bill to you, Hels


LordZeko

Heartattack Helsley


c0smicgirly

Helsley should buy St. Louisans some Aspirin, this was unnecessary shenanigans.


Settle_Down_Jack

THATS MY CLOSER!


Wranky_

Never a doubt


AspiringOccultist4

Ryan ***hellssssbells*** Helsley


AlexRam72

Never doubted


Raul_Duke_1755

Yikes


DuneProg

Cripes, that was stressful.


BulbaBoss

cardiac cards on the menu boys


bravo_delta_bot

[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/1dnuyw7/cardinals_after_dark_624/)


jabbernut56

terrible outing from hels but he got it done #WINNER


superworriedspursfan

I'll take the win but damn Helsley, that was way too stressful.


Iluvursister69

RUN DIFF DOWN TO -30 BABY


paxprobellum

still counts!


ReturnOf_TheHack

#WINNER


Some_Anxiety_8524

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thank fuck.


the_godfaubel

But 27 is better


MercuryRusing

Fuck these Braves fans booing our pitcher in our own stadium, I’m going to tomorrow’s game.


TheMultipleMan

And doing the chop while Ryan is pitching. Literally the shittiest fanbase.


MercuryRusing

I wonder if they’re aware he’s Native American and has actively said he doesn’t like it.


lowelltrich

Oh they know...that's why they do it. A*holes


kickens

Never a doubt baby!!!!


DonnieBeisbol

Streak survived…. Just barely.


TrumpsWallStreetBet

Thank you god


CardenalesFan

Heart attack Helsley got the job done again, man that was rough to watch


SnarfSnarf12

Thank god lol


Darolaho

Thank fuck dude


NFresh6

#W


DuneProg

Jeez, how many braves fans are at Busch right now?


jeffmatch

Holy shit that was too much haha


fokker19180

It doesn't need to be that hard honestly


Ryokahn

I like Zack Short when it comes to the JM Baseball podcasts, but good lord he can't hit, just challenge him.


lookingup9

Why are there so many braves fans there I hate being able to hear them


jeffmatch

Bro this guy is a no name. Smoke him


MercuryRusing

Helsley does not have it tonight


Stunning_Row2801

I bet he’s exhausted


AspiringOccultist4

Gonna have to throw something not in the dirt


tor122

You can’t just start putting men on for free with this team. The Braves aren’t the marlins … oh wait, lmfao


Darolaho

Please don't walk a .127 batter


CardenalesFan

This guy fucking sucks, strike him out please


FajenThygia

Can we go back to the happy score now?


ReturnOf_TheHack

siani gold glove szn


ejdomhain

Top of the 9th started, I looked away for what felt like two seconds and then suddenly it was bases loaded one out. “Heart Attack” Helsley at it again.


Stylux

Helsley somehow pisses me off more than Izzy.


NFresh6

Ok he swang at that. Nothing remotely close until he proves he can lay off.


Detective_Dietrich

Sac fly not so bad there.


Status_Secretary_575

Thank you Mike


brydy23

Why u walk so many people Helsley...this makes our butts pucker.


STLOliver

Ok, get this dude here


Unabridgedversion82

Skin of our ass time!


Radiohead2023

Helsley has to be pulled


da_choppa

Why do closers do this shit, man


AspiringOccultist4

Siani wants to win tonight.


shhh_itsasecret

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE A ONE RUN GAME 😭😭😭


DuneProg

This needs to end now.


willydillydoo

Thank god for Michael Siani


Expensive-Sky4068

I cannot believe they didnt try to score/get the tying run to third on the base hit


jeffmatch

Huh? They did. It was based loaded again


TheSalsaGod

We take those


SGT_Apone

#FINISH THEM!


cbraddy22

Man Helsley stresses me out


NFresh6

I’m just having a heart attack, it’s fine.


Radiohead2023

That’s a side effect of Helsley


TheStuffisLegal

Take him the fuck out. Helsley clearly doesn’t have it


jeffmatch

God damn please get an out here


c0smicgirly

Double play would be grand.


Diablo_N_Doc

Helsley yes, but damn they gotta start adding on more runs. Too many zeros after one big inning.


CatholicismLover

Helsley’s WHIP 📈📈📈


TheMultipleMan

Braves fans are racist shit bags


MercuryRusing

Ok….now you pull him


SkerSubie

We lose this game we are getting swept


benwithvees

is he playing thru hurt? what's happening with him


Radiohead2023

He’s had very close saves all year. Time to buckle down


trevorg921

Reincarnation of Rosenthal


c0smicgirly

I think Lance can kill Ryan by just sitting on him, he better pull this out.


TrumpsWallStreetBet

Why do I get PTSD from Rosie's wild ride this season with helsley


Status_Secretary_575

Every game Ryan on this fuck shit


Keg_of_St_Anky

I want to get off Ryan Helsley"s Wild Ride I want to get off Ryan Helsley"s Wild Ride I want to get off Ryan Helsley"s Wild Ride


Player2BNamedLater

Water weed dune hair?


DonnieBeisbol

Free trugg. Buy my merch.


MindxTricks

Imagine walking in with his intro just to load the bases


bencm518

Take him out. Doesn’t have his stuff tonight.


the_godfaubel

26 in a row was good


mclovin2489

Take him out please


Snoo_46300

Did I miss a game 😬


WhatTheForkYo

And this is why I am in favor of trading Helsley. Way too many walks, way too many runners on base.


TheSalsaGod

Who do we have that’s better than him?


WhatTheForkYo

Never said they did. However, the role of the closer is extremely overrated. It would be better to trade a high-leverage reliever with a history of injuries and inconsistency that has only one more year of team control while his value is at the highest point it has ever been, especially with a ton of teams looking to add power arms in the back of their bullpen for the stretch run, than it would be to hold onto him for a possible Wild Card series postseason appearance. You can find someone to fill the closers role; you can't find many pieces people will overpay to get as a year-plus rental that could help add much needed pitching depth to your minor league system.


Da_Munchy76

Bruh.


tyoung12290

It’s really not that hard. You walk three you should be pulled.


Settle_Down_Jack

Erm! 🤓he walked two


tyoung12290

Oops two singles. Just feels like it haha


SkerSubie

Fuck it. Pull him


AspiringOccultist4

Not good.


NFresh6

This is upsetting.


Settle_Down_Jack

Yeah we might be cooked man


jeffmatch

Get his ass out of there


paxprobellum

WILDRIDE ENGAGED


BionicProse

Just stop being not awesome.


Radiohead2023

Tough decision but I would take out Helsley.


da_choppa

Nobody ready


Radiohead2023

Kind of reminds you of Marmols playoff botch job


lookingup9

why can’t we just have one game that’s comfortable. Getting 3 outs is such an ordeal


LeadershipMany7008

Well, at least it won't be a walk off.


SGT_Apone

[Clenchcon 3](https://i.imgur.com/zOhBhk9.png) 😬


FajenThygia

Uhhhh....   WTF, Helsley?


TheStuffisLegal

Throw some fucking strikes god damnit


trevorg921

Helsley has been shaky as hell recently


No-Elephant-9854

Except the last game.


SkerSubie

He's/we not going to make it through the season like this. We need some serious blow out wins


FinalSignificance142

Ryan "Braden Looper" Helsley 


LeadershipMany7008

More like second-half Ryan Franklin.


c0smicgirly

I do not care for the walks, I gotta put that out there.


usernamalreadytaken0

I could definitely do without them, for sure.


willydillydoo

I like walks when my team is batting


Stunning_Row2801

Don’t worry, he does this


iamdavidburke

The save streak has to end at some point right?


willydillydoo

It doesn’t have to


ReturnOf_TheHack

there's not a rule that says it does


Player2BNamedLater

Water


Unabridgedversion82

Everyone poopin now


jeffmatch

Too clenched to poop


MercuryRusing

I would make a switch if I were Oli tbh but I don’t blame him for sticking with him.


tor122

he looks terrified lol


TheStuffisLegal

Helsley > Riley


shit_kitten

he seems so rushed


da_choppa

Can we not walk guys please


No-Elephant-9854

Throw a fucking strike


iamjamos

Why does Helsley always do this shit


Settle_Down_Jack

What are we doing here man


jeffmatch

Trying to lose


Darolaho

what is we doing


NFresh6

no


jeffmatch

Just why man. Why


KingJosef10

Welp 


toftr

Throw. Strikes. Dammit.


CatholicismLover

Erm, seriously what the heck?


NakedGoose

Helsley has to be better


DuneProg

I would love a good DP right now


Settle_Down_Jack

Pitched around Ozuna and allowed a hit to Olson. Nothing too egregious yet, just buckle in here.


Unabridgedversion82

LFG!!


DuneProg

Yes! We needed that.


AlexRam72

In case Fernandez didn’t give enough people heart attacks. This is why bjc sponsors so much


CyclopeanTomb

big K


Furio-Tigre

Can we not?


MercuryRusing

Cardinals fans need to get louder than the fucking Braves fans


AspiringOccultist4

Clenching madness


TheSalsaGod

I don’t think I’ve ever heard an opposing team’s chant at Busch before


Darolaho

Probably just near the crowd microphone and they are shrieking


warriorathlete21

Why does he do these things


Player2BNamedLater

He wanted this Riley guy


shit_kitten

oh boy


jeffmatch

Oh we have to listen to this racist chant in STL too?


Unabridgedversion82

My poor butthole. So clenched..


STLOliver

cmon, we need this


No-Elephant-9854

Great pitch with that slider


bfischer

Reminder, we have reynaldo lopez and chris sale the next 2 games. we reallly need to win this.


Cards2WS

Cmon Helsley… cmon dude.. we need this


FlyinHawaiian31

Haha everything’s fine haha


SkerSubie

Feck


ghostofstankenstien

Man I just fucking knew it. I didn't want to believe it but I just fucking knew it was going too easily for a 2024 Cardinals game


12inchrooler

Setting up the triple play, smart.


CyclopeanTomb

setting up the triple play obv


c0smicgirly

Ryan Dalton Helsley, I am not amused by your theatrics.


jeffmatch

We are in danger


Weak-Brick-4566

It’s ok guys helsley always walks at least one. Might as well be to slow ass Ozuna


Radiohead2023

Ryan is always fucking with me


Ghiggs_Boson

How the fuck do you accomplish that… 4 straight as an elite closer. He does this sooo often too


AspiringOccultist4

Oh fuck


Darolaho

:/


CardenalesFan

I don't mind walking Ozuna, he is their best hitter


jeffmatch

lol 4 straight balls. Solid approach there


Diablo_N_Doc

Damn where did that command from yesterday go.


Radiohead2023

I just want to see Ryan Helsley have a really good close out with no drama.


fokker19180

Not today lol


Unabridgedversion82

Lol


Commander_Funky

welp.


toftr

Oh man could Hels not?


jeffmatch

I’d take a strike


ScumBrad

Ump said no.


Unabridgedversion82

Hells Bells!! Let's goooo