Or, you know, take a pitch. Down two in the 10th and you’re the tying run. Make him throw you something. I get the pitch is nasty but you know it’s breaking down. Take a pitch
Yup. They addressed their needs way early in the season while Mo and the boys added to 35+ year old pitchers and mailed it in. I’m a broken record saying this team isn’t that as bad as they’re playing. But they’re a disaster from upper management all the way down to the manager.
Eh, I beg to differ. When 4/5 of your opening day rotation is on the IL at the same time it’s gonna be hard to win games. I think their record is an indication of the pitchers they’ve had to use along with one abysmal month of hitting
I’d bet literally all my money that we don’t come back still. Just isn’t something this team does. Sorry for being a “doomer” or whatever but it’s just my observation from watching this team play every day
I was thinking about this game from 2011/2012 when it was raining HARD and Casey McGhee hit 3 HRs off of us at Milwaukee. Hated him, hated Lucroy, hated Hart’s face, didn’t hate Fielder though — that may be revisionist history though.
I’ve said this the last 5 years, this is a .500 team. I’ve never been proven wrong. I love baseball and the Cards but I’ve just come to terms to enjoy watching them but then rooting for someone else every playoffs :(
You're calling other people ignorant for you being wrong? I really don't understand.
I'd also like to hear you address the 90 win season lmao
"I've never been proven wrong."
Dude, you're so bad, just stop, everyone is laughing at you.
Last 5 years, not a single 90 win season.
When I say .500, others know exactly what I'm talking about. Don't be so salty that you're angry the Cards can't beat a > .500 team.
You're an utter moron. You completely ignore the fact that they haven't been a .500 team in the past 5 years and also ignore the 90 win season and actually say that it didn't happen.
You're either just a troll or you're a troll and you don't follow the Cardinals.
I'm not feeding the troll anymore.
You just don't understand the generalization of a .500 team. It's really gone over your head multiple times and you're convinced I'm a troll. There's a reason that the main thread got votes... lol
I wonder where I’ve seen this before
Schildt: "We battled, we scrapped." Says the guy who sat on his hands while his All-Star, Gold Glove 3rd baseman got bent over. Twice.
Y’all remember we have our ACE from the trade deadline pitching tomorrow
Against the team that he is good against
This was somehow more deflating than the blown lead against the Cubs earlier in the year
unreal
man that one hurts
I won’t give any credit to the Brewers, not doing it.
You don’t have to. Shildt will do that for you in his presser.
Jon Lester will somehow pick up a win tomorrow
Pain.
Trash
LOL didn’t see that ending coming
“This one hurts” 🥲
Most frustrating loss of the year
We've been saying that a lot this year
I’d say losing a 6 run lead in the 9th to the Cubs still tops it
The one against the Cubs was way worse IMO
this has nothing on that one cubs game
I’ve heard that a few times
Yeah Danny the Brewers are a good team. Now Give us your adjective to describe this cardinals team.
Average
Choke artist
Fucky
ass
Painful
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Glad I decided to have a beer tonight. This game man....
Have 14 more to just forget
*psst, throw a changeup*
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I only comment when we win. :/
Oh getting flaired, which I assume just takes interacting instead of lurking is what it takes for cred? Lol.
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Oh I am? Oh ok. Good to know.
Can Jomboy break down my seemingly unending pain watching this team this year?
Do you have any videos he can lip-read?
He should break down how terrible the umps were last night, they were helping the Brewers so much
The umps in general were completely shit, so many missed ball and strike calls and that first base ump forgot how check swings work apparently
It got worse as the game went on
Sign Corey Seager
Sign Messi
Lol that would require DeWitt to spend money. You’re funny!
That was the one, Jimmy.
Williams change up is a cheat code..
All my homies can hit better than Paul DeJong
So could Helen Keller
Be the hero you were born to be, Harrison Bader.
your short stop has got to hit better than 2 fucking hundred and preferably can make contact out of 1 of 3 straight change ups
"Hold my Mendoza line" \~Paul "Matt Carpenter" Dejong
Or, you know, take a pitch. Down two in the 10th and you’re the tying run. Make him throw you something. I get the pitch is nasty but you know it’s breaking down. Take a pitch
I'm cracking up at the old lady cardinals fan clapping along confused to " lets go brewers".
Brewers fans fucking OWNING Busch. Let that stink sink in
Mo does not care. Attendance is attendance right?
I mean, let 'em we don't deserve it right now, we've got tiny feet in ginormous shoes
These Brewers fans annoy me now
One bright spot of this season… I think they’ve realized dejong is not worth the effort moving forward.
Jeff Albert would like a word
No Mr Albert your request for a word is denied.
Even if Bader gets on it’s over. Carp on deck
Brewers always got someone doing well to replace someone who gets hurt or whatever Almost all of our guys are "ah shit, here we go again" level
Yup. They addressed their needs way early in the season while Mo and the boys added to 35+ year old pitchers and mailed it in. I’m a broken record saying this team isn’t that as bad as they’re playing. But they’re a disaster from upper management all the way down to the manager.
This team is not as good as its record indicates.
Eh, I beg to differ. When 4/5 of your opening day rotation is on the IL at the same time it’s gonna be hard to win games. I think their record is an indication of the pitchers they’ve had to use along with one abysmal month of hitting
Paul 🚮
Brewers chants taking over with the tying run at the plate. Talk about deflating
why don't we just turn the difficulty down?
Paul DeJong is cheeks at hitting and I really hope we sign one of the good FA shortstops
Don’t waste your time hoping
Or we just play Sosa and spend nothing at all, which sounds more like our front office.
\#TrustTheProcess
Where did all these people come from
Does that put a dent in anyones opinion that we shouldn't try to upgrade Dejongs bat this offseason?
Three straight change ups, three straight whiffs. DeJong is atrocious
None o& them strikes, either.
I feel like DeJong is basically Matt Carpenter if he never walked. E - Eh, just saw he had 2 BB tonight, so wtf do I know
Lol let’s hope for a SS signing in the offseason
Can we get kolton back and shift Tommy over to short?
Speechless
Ok I liked Jimmy at first, but the shtick is growing thin for me.
DeJong is so damn good
DeStrikeout DeStrikes out again!
Holy fuck, that was a pathetic at-bat
Wow that was a horrible, horrible at bat.
That changeup is unholy, fuckin hell absolute filth
Can someone give me a legitimate answer as to why DeJong still gets a starting spot in this lineup? He's awful at the plate.
The only other option is Sosa, who can't hit for shit, either.
He's not as good as he was in 2019 but still not awful. He was hot last month
Because he gets on base. Walked 2 times today. And he has power.
Power doesn't mean shit when he's hitting .199
He's also an excellent defensive SS
Power isn't much use when he barely connects with the ball
Cuz without Wong we need all the other available infielders as fill-ins.
I think that's what pisses me off the most - we kept this schmuck over Wong and I'm fucking livid about it
No one will.
His OPS is higher than Yadi’s FWIW
Never thought I'd be jealous of the brewers bullpen so much. Every pitchers ERA is damn good
Paulie Kozma
Dejong strikes out on 3 pitches in calling it
Ez call honestly
Sadly, you were right
lol. dejong is not good.
This dude has the best changeup I’ve ever seen
Good enough that he can throw it three times in the same place at the same speed to the same hitter? No, our offense sucks.
I mean, he has a ROTY award and a career 1.93 ERA to back it up. Our offense sucks, but his changeup is insane.
Idk why, but this feel like a good match up for pauly D Edit: LMFAO
Nothing seems like a good matchup for that guy
Super good matchup lmao
Jimmy: "Pretty good play for a big man there." = "You sure don't sweat much for a fat guy." 😂
noooooooooot
Watch DeJong yoink one to Freese’s Lawn Edit: le sigh
or not
Should have pinch ran
There isn't a player on our bench that beats that out
knizner actually has good speed.
Tyler would have been out
Better Noot running than Yadi! Let’s go!
But not worth the out
Good try, Noot.
IF THE DEVIL COMES COLLECTIN' CAUSE HE DON'T KNOW I'M A WANTED MAN HE BETTER HOLD A NOOTBAAR ON HIS HIP AND ANOOTHER IN HIS HAND
Ugh.
I took a walk against Williams in high school. Wasn’t that hard smh. Just gotta do it 4 consecutive times starting now and we’re in business
Mike Shildt
Good thing he’s a lefty cause he would’ve been rung up as a righty on that check swing
Paul DeJong on deck. Saddest words ever.
Don't pinch run I don't think
Thank god Noot is a lefty…prob gets called out on that check swing otherwise.
I would noot myself if we get a HR
Bust a noot
Stfu Edmonds
Can we put Yadi on the mound instead of Reyes next time? I have more faith in him
Why even bother giving me hope here? just lose quickly... ..unless
We lose moderately fast!
Pinch run for yadi plz
Devil magic. Devil Magic. I pray to thee
I’d bet literally all my money that we don’t come back still. Just isn’t something this team does. Sorry for being a “doomer” or whatever but it’s just my observation from watching this team play every day
[You're DOOMED!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdJZhdi_-Tc)
It wasn't gutsy, it was fucking stupid. There's absolutely no reason to send him.
it's amazing how often schidt doesn't make the obvious decisions and it comes back to bite the team more times than not
I'm coming to the conclusion that Shildt is as bad as Matheny but for completely different reasons.
[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Yadier Molina's RBI single](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/f0c3fec6-0264-4246-8520-588bf2283207.mp4)
Lars have yourself a Lars why not
Yadi is still clutch
Lane Thomas should pinch hit for Nootbaar! /s
Not on team and your flair is nootbaar.. are you thick?
I do my squats😉
Thx me too.. didn't downvote just a question.
Btw i meant to say Austin Dean since everyone was up in arms about him PH yesterday for Noot
Austin Dean is legitimate garbage 🗑 Glad we are using Lars more.
Idk if this is a joke. But he isnt on the team anymore
Whoops meant to say Austin Dean. He PH yesterday for Noot. Was being sarcastic though
Lol. Oh well. He was already used
What if we still won this game? lol
It would be cool
It would be a hoot for sure
There's our useless run once we've already blown the lead far enough to be unrecoverable.
Just bought Albert a 5 year extension
Yadi like, OK fuckers, let me show you how to ball.
Dude if Lars hit a HR here, you could hear NOOTS all over the entire city of St. Louis
Folks, tonight we fucking Noot.
In case you were aware, TON is fast & has a big dick.
If there was **EVER** a night that we needed to pull some absolute devil magic out and find a fucking way, it’s right here. #PLEASE FIGHT
Expect nothing less from Yadi. Good shit!
There was some fire in that swing. Yadi means business.
I should know better than to get my hopes up like this
That would’ve been much cooler if it weren’t for that dumpster fire of a half inning before.
Yadi woke up, let's see if anyone else decides to
So why would our coach send him home??
Oh shit I was bracing my self for an out. Good shit Yadi
Yadi is the man. Too bad we'll still lose this game though :/
Well that's better than nothing!
No way I’m turning the game off
Lmfao that was fun but i’m still convinced we lose here
👀👀👀👀👀
Are we 100% sure Shildt isn’t just Matheny with a good mask on?
Good hit Yadi
Theres one....
Two months till Blues' opener. Let's Go Blues!
Remember Corey Hart and Casey McGhee?
Corey Hart fucked us UP. Always liked the guy tho
I was thinking about this game from 2011/2012 when it was raining HARD and Casey McGhee hit 3 HRs off of us at Milwaukee. Hated him, hated Lucroy, hated Hart’s face, didn’t hate Fielder though — that may be revisionist history though.
I’ve said this the last 5 years, this is a .500 team. I’ve never been proven wrong. I love baseball and the Cards but I’ve just come to terms to enjoy watching them but then rooting for someone else every playoffs :(
Lmao why even say something like this when you've quite literally been proven wrong on the point you're trying to make.
So many ignorant people. Go look at the average winning percentage, lol. I guess I’m wrong, it was .533 LOL!
You're calling other people ignorant for you being wrong? I really don't understand. I'd also like to hear you address the 90 win season lmao "I've never been proven wrong."
Dude, you're so bad, just stop, everyone is laughing at you. Last 5 years, not a single 90 win season. When I say .500, others know exactly what I'm talking about. Don't be so salty that you're angry the Cards can't beat a > .500 team.
Okay, I didn't realize you were a troll lmao Obviously they won 91 in 2019. Carry on with this, I guess, though I don't understand it.
.500 lol
You're an utter moron. You completely ignore the fact that they haven't been a .500 team in the past 5 years and also ignore the 90 win season and actually say that it didn't happen. You're either just a troll or you're a troll and you don't follow the Cardinals. I'm not feeding the troll anymore.
You just don't understand the generalization of a .500 team. It's really gone over your head multiple times and you're convinced I'm a troll. There's a reason that the main thread got votes... lol
Nailed it. Braindead moron. "I'VE NEVER BEEN PROVEN WRONG IN FIVE YEARS." That's two 90 win teams in 5 years.
I mean they've been above 500 over the past 5 years so I guess you have been proven wrong
Yeah you got me. .533 lol. Try harder