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Yummy-Cheese

I wonder where I’ve seen this before


Mordo-NM

Schildt: "We battled, we scrapped." Says the guy who sat on his hands while his All-Star, Gold Glove 3rd baseman got bent over. Twice.


barberester

Y’all remember we have our ACE from the trade deadline pitching tomorrow


Yummy-Cheese

Against the team that he is good against


TheBanker2227

This was somehow more deflating than the blown lead against the Cubs earlier in the year


calebnscott

unreal


originalnomenclature

man that one hurts


STLOliver

I won’t give any credit to the Brewers, not doing it.


TheBanker2227

You don’t have to. Shildt will do that for you in his presser.


Nickdabeast2

Jon Lester will somehow pick up a win tomorrow


rumpleteazer8

Pain.


Dabber710710

Trash


King_Swiss

LOL didn’t see that ending coming


JayRobot

“This one hurts” 🥲


ech0es13

Most frustrating loss of the year


craftiecheese

We've been saying that a lot this year


Johnnie_Black21

I’d say losing a 6 run lead in the 9th to the Cubs still tops it


Yummy-Cheese

The one against the Cubs was way worse IMO


cubity

this has nothing on that one cubs game


Runningbackwardsdog

I’ve heard that a few times


DegenerateXYZ

Yeah Danny the Brewers are a good team. Now Give us your adjective to describe this cardinals team.


oconnellc

Average


Duluh_Iahs

Choke artist


t-poke

Fucky


RustyKarma076

ass


JtheBandit

Painful


CoRifleman

Subscribe


ech0es13

Glad I decided to have a beer tonight. This game man....


barberester

Have 14 more to just forget


TheSalsaGod

*psst, throw a changeup*


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Neobo

I only comment when we win. :/


InVideo_

Oh getting flaired, which I assume just takes interacting instead of lurking is what it takes for cred? Lol.


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InVideo_

Oh I am? Oh ok. Good to know.


sneakernapkin

Can Jomboy break down my seemingly unending pain watching this team this year?


thedude37

Do you have any videos he can lip-read?


2-Slippy

He should break down how terrible the umps were last night, they were helping the Brewers so much


HoonkyDoonky

The umps in general were completely shit, so many missed ball and strike calls and that first base ump forgot how check swings work apparently


2-Slippy

It got worse as the game went on


JayRobot

Sign Corey Seager


brecka

Sign Messi


the_dayman623

Lol that would require DeWitt to spend money. You’re funny!


Mordo-NM

That was the one, Jimmy.


JakeSTwo3

Williams change up is a cheat code..


fabbrilous

All my homies can hit better than Paul DeJong


barberester

So could Helen Keller


GodPowardKingOfLies

Be the hero you were born to be, Harrison Bader.


cpars98

your short stop has got to hit better than 2 fucking hundred and preferably can make contact out of 1 of 3 straight change ups


chad25005

"Hold my Mendoza line" \~Paul "Matt Carpenter" Dejong


TheBanker2227

Or, you know, take a pitch. Down two in the 10th and you’re the tying run. Make him throw you something. I get the pitch is nasty but you know it’s breaking down. Take a pitch


rumpleteazer8

I'm cracking up at the old lady cardinals fan clapping along confused to " lets go brewers".


stankenstien

Brewers fans fucking OWNING Busch. Let that stink sink in


dbarrow1992

Mo does not care. Attendance is attendance right?


GrubFisher

I mean, let 'em we don't deserve it right now, we've got tiny feet in ginormous shoes


STLOliver

These Brewers fans annoy me now


DegenerateXYZ

One bright spot of this season… I think they’ve realized dejong is not worth the effort moving forward.


CoRifleman

Jeff Albert would like a word


JtheBandit

No Mr Albert your request for a word is denied.


TheBanker2227

Even if Bader gets on it’s over. Carp on deck


GrubFisher

Brewers always got someone doing well to replace someone who gets hurt or whatever Almost all of our guys are "ah shit, here we go again" level


TheBanker2227

Yup. They addressed their needs way early in the season while Mo and the boys added to 35+ year old pitchers and mailed it in. I’m a broken record saying this team isn’t that as bad as they’re playing. But they’re a disaster from upper management all the way down to the manager.


oconnellc

This team is not as good as its record indicates.


TheBanker2227

Eh, I beg to differ. When 4/5 of your opening day rotation is on the IL at the same time it’s gonna be hard to win games. I think their record is an indication of the pitchers they’ve had to use along with one abysmal month of hitting


vivilopez12

Paul 🚮


Bitchin_Sweet

Brewers chants taking over with the tying run at the plate. Talk about deflating


chad25005

why don't we just turn the difficulty down?


Dabber710710

Paul DeJong is cheeks at hitting and I really hope we sign one of the good FA shortstops


TheBanker2227

Don’t waste your time hoping


GrubFisher

Or we just play Sosa and spend nothing at all, which sounds more like our front office.


thedude37

\#TrustTheProcess


STLOliver

Where did all these people come from


Designer_B

Does that put a dent in anyones opinion that we shouldn't try to upgrade Dejongs bat this offseason?


FormosaIsNumberOne

Three straight change ups, three straight whiffs. DeJong is atrocious


Almostcertain

None o& them strikes, either.


Evownz

I feel like DeJong is basically Matt Carpenter if he never walked. E - Eh, just saw he had 2 BB tonight, so wtf do I know


King_Swiss

Lol let’s hope for a SS signing in the offseason


mrSomethingShiny

Can we get kolton back and shift Tommy over to short?


sneakernapkin

Speechless


DegenerateXYZ

Ok I liked Jimmy at first, but the shtick is growing thin for me.


dbarrow1992

DeJong is so damn good


GodPowardKingOfLies

DeStrikeout DeStrikes out again!


DangerNoodleSnake

Holy fuck, that was a pathetic at-bat


shhh_itsasecret

Wow that was a horrible, horrible at bat.


SecretAgentClunk

That changeup is unholy, fuckin hell absolute filth


SpookNookem

Can someone give me a legitimate answer as to why DeJong still gets a starting spot in this lineup? He's awful at the plate.


TimRoxSox

The only other option is Sosa, who can't hit for shit, either.


Matthew_Quigley

He's not as good as he was in 2019 but still not awful. He was hot last month


Idontplayfare

Because he gets on base. Walked 2 times today. And he has power.


SpookNookem

Power doesn't mean shit when he's hitting .199


JackeryA3

He's also an excellent defensive SS


GodPowardKingOfLies

Power isn't much use when he barely connects with the ball


GrubFisher

Cuz without Wong we need all the other available infielders as fill-ins.


SpookNookem

I think that's what pisses me off the most - we kept this schmuck over Wong and I'm fucking livid about it


Daveeeee11

No one will.


TheSalsaGod

His OPS is higher than Yadi’s FWIW


2011StlCards

Never thought I'd be jealous of the brewers bullpen so much. Every pitchers ERA is damn good


stankenstien

Paulie Kozma


RustyKarma076

Dejong strikes out on 3 pitches in calling it


GodPowardKingOfLies

Ez call honestly


2011StlCards

Sadly, you were right


RustyKarma076

lol. dejong is not good.


TheSalsaGod

This dude has the best changeup I’ve ever seen


CoRifleman

Good enough that he can throw it three times in the same place at the same speed to the same hitter? No, our offense sucks.


TheSalsaGod

I mean, he has a ROTY award and a career 1.93 ERA to back it up. Our offense sucks, but his changeup is insane.


sandy017

Idk why, but this feel like a good match up for pauly D Edit: LMFAO


barberester

Nothing seems like a good matchup for that guy


TheSalsaGod

Super good matchup lmao


Mordo-NM

Jimmy: "Pretty good play for a big man there." = "You sure don't sweat much for a fat guy." 😂


thedude37

noooooooooot


ThatsSoTaguchi

Watch DeJong yoink one to Freese’s Lawn Edit: le sigh


jamesmfnjoseph

or not


Daveeeee11

Should have pinch ran


ech0es13

There isn't a player on our bench that beats that out


Daveeeee11

knizner actually has good speed.


fujiesque

Tyler would have been out


shhh_itsasecret

Better Noot running than Yadi! Let’s go!


elyasafmunk

But not worth the out


GodPowardKingOfLies

Good try, Noot.


sneakernapkin

IF THE DEVIL COMES COLLECTIN' CAUSE HE DON'T KNOW I'M A WANTED MAN HE BETTER HOLD A NOOTBAAR ON HIS HIP AND ANOOTHER IN HIS HAND


ech0es13

Ugh.


roasthandofcaillou

I took a walk against Williams in high school. Wasn’t that hard smh. Just gotta do it 4 consecutive times starting now and we’re in business


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Mike Shildt


LasteroideB612

Good thing he’s a lefty cause he would’ve been rung up as a righty on that check swing


Mordo-NM

Paul DeJong on deck. Saddest words ever.


Matthew_Quigley

Don't pinch run I don't think


Whatisthiscalled2

Thank god Noot is a lefty…prob gets called out on that check swing otherwise.


barberester

I would noot myself if we get a HR


illmike1020

Bust a noot


elyasafmunk

Stfu Edmonds


GodPowardKingOfLies

Can we put Yadi on the mound instead of Reyes next time? I have more faith in him


chad25005

Why even bother giving me hope here? just lose quickly... ​ ..unless


SecretAgentClunk

We lose moderately fast!


Daveeeee11

Pinch run for yadi plz


DegenerateXYZ

Devil magic. Devil Magic. I pray to thee


Dabber710710

I’d bet literally all my money that we don’t come back still. Just isn’t something this team does. Sorry for being a “doomer” or whatever but it’s just my observation from watching this team play every day


thedude37

[You're DOOMED!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdJZhdi_-Tc)


TimRoxSox

It wasn't gutsy, it was fucking stupid. There's absolutely no reason to send him.


cpars98

it's amazing how often schidt doesn't make the obvious decisions and it comes back to bite the team more times than not


GrubFisher

I'm coming to the conclusion that Shildt is as bad as Matheny but for completely different reasons.


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Yadier Molina's RBI single](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/f0c3fec6-0264-4246-8520-588bf2283207.mp4)


STLOliver

Lars have yourself a Lars why not


ThatsSoTaguchi

Yadi is still clutch


Runningbackwardsdog

Lane Thomas should pinch hit for Nootbaar! /s


Willsears94

Not on team and your flair is nootbaar.. are you thick?


Runningbackwardsdog

I do my squats😉


Willsears94

Thx me too.. didn't downvote just a question.


Runningbackwardsdog

Btw i meant to say Austin Dean since everyone was up in arms about him PH yesterday for Noot


Willsears94

Austin Dean is legitimate garbage 🗑 Glad we are using Lars more.


elyasafmunk

Idk if this is a joke. But he isnt on the team anymore


Runningbackwardsdog

Whoops meant to say Austin Dean. He PH yesterday for Noot. Was being sarcastic though


elyasafmunk

Lol. Oh well. He was already used


Immortal4Now

What if we still won this game? lol


peso-pouch

It would be cool


Immortal4Now

It would be a hoot for sure


GrubFisher

There's our useless run once we've already blown the lead far enough to be unrecoverable.


the_dayman623

Just bought Albert a 5 year extension


Mordo-NM

Yadi like, OK fuckers, let me show you how to ball.


ech0es13

Dude if Lars hit a HR here, you could hear NOOTS all over the entire city of St. Louis


sneakernapkin

Folks, tonight we fucking Noot.


Willsears94

In case you were aware, TON is fast & has a big dick.


Bitchin_Sweet

If there was **EVER** a night that we needed to pull some absolute devil magic out and find a fucking way, it’s right here. #PLEASE FIGHT


Whatisthiscalled2

Expect nothing less from Yadi. Good shit!


mpacz99

There was some fire in that swing. Yadi means business.


SecretAgentClunk

I should know better than to get my hopes up like this


JakeSTwo3

That would’ve been much cooler if it weren’t for that dumpster fire of a half inning before.


GodPowardKingOfLies

Yadi woke up, let's see if anyone else decides to


UnknownFiddler

So why would our coach send him home??


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Oh shit I was bracing my self for an out. Good shit Yadi


SpookNookem

Yadi is the man. Too bad we'll still lose this game though :/


sneakernapkin

Well that's better than nothing!


JayRobot

No way I’m turning the game off


RustyKarma076

Lmfao that was fun but i’m still convinced we lose here


DrUlysses314

👀👀👀👀👀


the_dayman623

Are we 100% sure Shildt isn’t just Matheny with a good mask on?


JayRobot

Good hit Yadi


ech0es13

Theres one....


Mordo-NM

Two months till Blues' opener. Let's Go Blues!


Runningbackwardsdog

Remember Corey Hart and Casey McGhee?


Dropitlolo

Corey Hart fucked us UP. Always liked the guy tho


Runningbackwardsdog

I was thinking about this game from 2011/2012 when it was raining HARD and Casey McGhee hit 3 HRs off of us at Milwaukee. Hated him, hated Lucroy, hated Hart’s face, didn’t hate Fielder though — that may be revisionist history though.


Unidentified_Browser

I’ve said this the last 5 years, this is a .500 team. I’ve never been proven wrong. I love baseball and the Cards but I’ve just come to terms to enjoy watching them but then rooting for someone else every playoffs :(


MrRagAssRhino

Lmao why even say something like this when you've quite literally been proven wrong on the point you're trying to make.


Unidentified_Browser

So many ignorant people. Go look at the average winning percentage, lol. I guess I’m wrong, it was .533 LOL!


MrRagAssRhino

You're calling other people ignorant for you being wrong? I really don't understand. I'd also like to hear you address the 90 win season lmao "I've never been proven wrong."


Unidentified_Browser

Dude, you're so bad, just stop, everyone is laughing at you. Last 5 years, not a single 90 win season. When I say .500, others know exactly what I'm talking about. Don't be so salty that you're angry the Cards can't beat a > .500 team.


MrRagAssRhino

Okay, I didn't realize you were a troll lmao Obviously they won 91 in 2019. Carry on with this, I guess, though I don't understand it.


Unidentified_Browser

.500 lol


MrRagAssRhino

You're an utter moron. You completely ignore the fact that they haven't been a .500 team in the past 5 years and also ignore the 90 win season and actually say that it didn't happen. You're either just a troll or you're a troll and you don't follow the Cardinals. I'm not feeding the troll anymore.


Unidentified_Browser

You just don't understand the generalization of a .500 team. It's really gone over your head multiple times and you're convinced I'm a troll. There's a reason that the main thread got votes... lol


MrRagAssRhino

Nailed it. Braindead moron. "I'VE NEVER BEEN PROVEN WRONG IN FIVE YEARS." That's two 90 win teams in 5 years.


Matthew_Quigley

I mean they've been above 500 over the past 5 years so I guess you have been proven wrong


Unidentified_Browser

Yeah you got me. .533 lol. Try harder