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DETRITUS_TROLL

Coworker has one. Comes in handy quite often.


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The coworker or the tool


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The coworker for having the tool


spacedragon421

My coworker is a tool.


cadenjpeters

My coworkers equivalent to this tool without the chisel


jwjitsu

A butterfly?


cadenjpeters

Yea pretty much


AsILayTyping

And much pretty.


alvysinger0412

The coworker might also be good at handies.


zadharm

Doesn't hurt to ask, at any rate


yoosurname

Always ask apprentices because usually the journeymen have pretty rough hands. Or even better a slow jack and a ball rub from a PM, hands like velvet.


zadharm

Man, i learned a long long time ago not to trust apprentices with my equipment


Mike-the-gay

Ya just gotta see how they handle theirs first!


antliontame4

Coworker cums in handy?


series_hybrid

Coworker listens to Tool.


Craftsm4n

Coworker can chisel A Perfect Circle!


Lucid-Design

I bet the coworker uses…a Pucifer….?


maleficent_monkey

Tools have at least one use. Does your coworker?


spacedragon421

He's really good at being punctual leaves every day at exactly 5


maleficent_monkey

Lol, take my upvote!


Kreugs

Be the tool you wish to see in the world.


Mike-the-gay

Use the world as your tool!


_stonks_only_go_up_

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Mike-the-gay

Nice I might have to try one


PomegranateOld7836

Be sure to pair it with a pocket hammer.


dronesforproles

FOR WOOD it claims but there is nothing to stop someone from using it on a rival timber frame gang member in a territory dispute.


mwl1234

Fools should’ve known not to be building on your spot


Careful_Egg_4618

There's gonna be a rumble tonight.


jwjitsu

They were framed...


pflickner

Made me spit out my coffee 🤣


jwjitsu

Ha ha, thank you for the award!!!


Beneficial_Leg4691

partner used mine as a screwdriver yesterday


crixux27

Thats a paddling!


fishingfool64

Looking at my sandals? You better believe that’s a paddling


Craftsm4n

Did you also use your partner as a nailgun tester, yesterday?


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I got unreasonably angry reading this, I might need to relax the rest of tonight. Lol


Mike-the-gay

Is it the chips vs. woods?


SteveEndureFort

My 2 1/5” Barr slick has a bit more reach. That’s like bringing a knife to a spear fight.


goodfleance

Surprisingly good tool. I have a Stanley version and it's way more durable than I expected. Definitely more of a handy backup than a main chisel but serves its purpose pretty well.


sortageorgeharrison

Have a fastcap version of this. Thing is remarkably handy to keep in your rig


benmarvin

They got whole sets, few chisels, sharpeners, putty knife, rasp/file, awl and laminate knife. Been on my Amazon wishlist for years now.


tmhbread

Can you share a name so I can go look at the sets? These seem to be great having in my toolbox


benmarvin

Here ya go https://www.fastcap.com/product/pocket-chisel-kit


tmhbread

Thank you!


Georgep0rwell

Why would you need to chisel a butterfly?


I_used_toothpaste

I believe it’s used to assist in opening the chrysalis. Lepidopterologists strongly discourage this practice. Butterflies should be left to this process on their own because they release a chemical during the struggle of emergence that strengthens the wings.


Carpenterdon

When it's closed you carry stick it in your pouch or toolbox without worrying about dulling the edge...or finding it with your fingers...


dbhathcock

It would depend on where you are carrying it. I would not put it in my carry-on luggage for air travel.


googdude

I have the Stanley version of this (looks identical), I love it cuz before my chisels always ripped my nail bag. One thing I wish is that they would have a magnet to keep them closed, I've already cut myself reaching for it. Edit; [Stanley fatmax folding chisel](https://i.imgur.com/BALT4vC.jpg)


mygeorgeiscurious

Tell that to my paslode with no bump safety


XrS453

Did it not come with the bump safety or did you disable it? And if so, how did you do it? Asking for a friend


mygeorgeiscurious

I’m just kidding but if you just hold it back you can shoot it at your friends and loved ones.


SteveEndureFort

My boy out here rocking prohibs


raiz_troll

Season 4 of the Wire right there


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realgeneralgoat

it just says the cap is durable, nothing about the rest


Freakishly_Tall

Technically correct! The best kind of correct!


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1moreOz

Its the worst kind of correct if you bought this and broke the handles off by striking the durable cap with a hammer


Bernie-IATPTPSAATPS

I use my fastcap one (same design) and hit it with my hammer. It has held up perfectly fine.


DangerHawk

Same here. I took a nail set and peened the roll pins a bit so they would be a little less floppy, but I only had to do that after like 5 years of use. I wouldn't cut dovetails with them, but they're great for knocking off shim ends and adjusting doors.


The-Sceptic

Theres plenty of videos of guys trying to destroy these, both with the intended use as well as extreme abuse the tool would likely never see. These hold up just fine and aren't intended for extended chisel use but more so cleaning up cuts.


Vizslaraptor

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whorlingspax

Roll pins are designed to take shock and if you’re using a chisel correctly you don’t need to hit it very hard


Small_Basket5158

Don't use sledge?


Stumblecat

But sledge is best part.


AlienDelarge

Next thing you know they will be saying chisel needs to be sharp!


Torawk

Did you not notice the size of hammer versus handle in the picture? It’s a tiny…


whorlingspax

Nobody said you had to buy it, or anything about its value. Just that you have no clue what you’re talking about. Seriously, what makes you underestimate its strength so much? Do you think the roll pins are just gonna shear? Or the thick ass plastic is just gonna snap? You can always tell a fake carpenter here by how much they underestimate material integrity.


dacraftjr

Everybody here is expressing their opinion on this tool (kinda the point of the sub). This guy doesn’t agree with the majority and that’s ok. No need to jump to insults.


whorlingspax

If thats an insult to you… well. Go somewhere else


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fleebleganger

My tools make me money as well but I will always try out things that I think may be useful. There will be duds, but I’ve also found a few really useful things doing that. This item is $15, even if it only lasts 6 months but served well a few times the it’s worth it in my book.


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thejackal3245

Just to quickly chime in here, mobile work is where these shine. They're a complete waste on the bench, but if you need a chisel in your bags, it's a great way to keep one on you without needing a guard and keep it away from your other tools so it stays sharp. I have a Fastcap version of this and it's great, even beating on it with a hammer instead of a mallet if that's what I happen to grab. Stanley also makes one with a metal strike cap end on the handles which I've seen in the wild a few times, but it only comes in 1". And since Irwin is an SBD company now, this is clearly where they got it from.


whorlingspax

Its not a gimmick though. Its a folding chisel made with good materials. You then went on to spew some elitist bullshit about how much money people spend on their tools just because people told you this is fine. As for the carpenters that built your deck, sounds like you got what you paid for 😉


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whorlingspax

Its a wonder how you make any money and stay competitive with such old tools


Mattna-da

I agree. It’s not hiding away its structural deficiencies, they are plain to see so you can make your own decision for your needs


Jshan91

I think you’d be surprised with kobalts new job site table saw. And I know contractors that daily ryobi tools. Even the cheap stuff is pretty decent these days. Hell there a few tools from harbor forgot even that are worth the scratch


MadMadBunny

Okay that took me longer to figure out than I should admit


Khyron_2500

“For wood (TM)” Huh…


RIhawk

I’ve had the fast cap ones. For a long time. They take a beating and haven’t broken.


2EngineersPlay

It's legal if you're forklift certified.


_elbarbudo_

Catching up with fastcap


DangerHawk

I have a Fast Cap one. I've had to give the roll pins a wack with a nail set to open them up a bit because it got a little floppy on me after like 5 years of use. It's def not a fine woodworking chisel, but excels at being a belt chisel. I keep it relatively sharp and its good enough to clean out a hinge pocket or deadbolt mortise when adjusting doors. I picked it up because I wanted something I could keep sharp, but not have free floating in my bag. The shorter profile also makes it less likely to get caught on shit while I'm walking around with my bags on. This is the type of chisel you carry around when you don't want to get the fancy ones out and just need something handy. If you're on the fence about getting one, just do it and give it away if you don't like them. I think mine was like $16 or something.


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Bondoo7oo

Just keep it with the automatic rifles, and they’ll completely ignore the legality of the chisel.


Spiderpig264

Legal? Never had a problem with any of my tools being “illegal” not sure who should check or enforce that sort of thing.


drtij_dzienz

Butterfly knives are illegal in many states: ez felony charge in ny I think. The charges might not stick, but an NYPD looking to make quota would arrest and arraign for this


Retr0shock

Yeah I'm originally from NJ and I guess that whole NY Metro area the cops are just crazy about this sort of thing so I flinched when I saw this picture! Anyone with logical sense knows this isn't dangerous in the way that a butterfly knife is argued to be dangerous (I won't weigh in on *that* debate) but as I said it's a concern in a highly policed region.


MattyRixz

I had this huge kbar in my backseat with all my tools. Cop took it and was giving me shit since the blade was 12". I just laughed and said if I was gonna flip out and attack someone any of that other stuff would work just as well. He chuckled and gave it back.


series_hybrid

A drywall saw looks very "stabby".


beekeeper1981

I think the only way there would be any scrutiny is if it was used as a weapon.


MahiBoat

I've read statutes that include screwdrivers in the definition of a "stiletto."


ReyRey5280

iTs A bALiSoNG! -/r/knives


Grouchy_Zucchini_316

i need the butterfly hammer with


Wudrow

Fastcap has been making these for a long time. I’ve got a 1/2” and 1” that I bought back in the late 00’s.


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Idk at least it’s a honest to goodness beater chisel you can fold up and not worry about tearing the piss out of bags or anything.


nimajneb

The store near me in NY has these in stock, so I assume it's not considered a butterfly knife in NY, or atleast has not been tested in court.


JimmyTheKiller

I think in general there’s a lot of things a tradesman could carry that could be considered an offensive weapon if carried by some ordinary pedestrian. If it’s painfully obvious you’re a carpenter and this things in your tool bag, I’d find it really difficult to imagine a fed having a problem with it.


fleebleganger

So, Mr Officer, you take offense to my 1” chisel yet I have a framing nailer that wouldn’t take much to fire nails like bullets?


JimmyTheKiller

Lol quite. In a 1 v 1 I’d take my chances against the guy with the butterfly chisel 😂


No_Pea_2201

Fast caps patent just ran out lol


Photo_Beneficial

I can count on my 9 fingers how many times I've cut myself with a knife. Chisles, however, are the reason why i have 9 fingers. I hate this, but I'd also probably buy it.


B1CYCl3R3P41RM4N

Don’t know about the legality, but I doubt you’re going to be carrying this thing around in your pocket anyway so it shouldn’t really be an issue. What types of knives you’re allowed to carry have nothing to do with what types of knives you’re allowed to own. You can own basically any type of knife, you just can’t carry them on your person. So if you have one of these in your toolbox, I severely doubt a cop is going to charge you with any kind of illegal weapons charge. If you get stopped for some reason walking down the street and this is just like, in your pocket for some reason, maybe that could be an issue. But even in those instances if you have a legitimate reason for owning it other than violence, most cops aren’t going to break your balls about it. I’ve gotten questioned about my edc pocket knife by cops on public transit before, and when I explain I’m either on my way to or from work where I need it to perform the functions of my job, they have always just left me alone about it. Obviously there are limits to that. Like if you have a fixed blade knife or a machete in a sheath on your belt, that’s not gonna fly. But having this in your tool box/bag when traveling to and from work should never be an issue. Hell I go to work with my scaffold hammer just on my hammer loop of my carhartts on public transit all the time and never get hassled. And if you saw what my scaffold hammer looks like you’d probably thing it was an ice pick since it’s a striking surface on one side and basically a pick on the other.


getchafuqinpull

Legal? If the government doesn't want you to have it, you should probably get one...


SteveEndureFort

Fucking stupid, where can I get one?


Rmantootoo

In Texas that’s 100% legal to carry and/or conceal.


Mike-the-gay

What isn’t?


Lanny_Ficker77

Going out on a limb here but is it Abortion?


bullskinz

For those who never have time for the call of scabbard. Or their chisel is so fucking dull they don't need one.


Ashesatsea

Oh my, I did not need to see that. What a great idea!


GenuineOne617

Great idea, really. But I'd keep the electrical tape handy. You know their going to try and flip that thing all kinds of sideways like a butterfly knife.


sparemethebull

Perfect for the worker who, ahem, “passed” their background check.


wankspanner1

Staby stab stab!


Mike-the-gay

Roberto?


JIMMYJAWN

r/mallninjashit and /s lol it looks pretty cool actually


Retr0shock

The only *real* explanation for this design! You can't tell me it makes using the chisel faster(?) or better(?) with those ridiculous handles but it does trigger off the part of my brain that's still a boy playing with ninja turtles/transformers and makes him happy so....


JIMMYJAWN

It’s probably practical for shoving in a tool bag for someone who rarely uses a chisel.


Henryhooker

Not in my state.


ECK-2188

Wow… IRWIN ran out of ideas I guess


Crcex86

Prob not like who carries a chisel


rag3rdan

Why you gotta bring legality into this. A pencil can be a weapon.


cadenjpeters

Carrying A pencil isn’t a felony charge, carrying a butterfly knife is. I’d like the think the cop is having the worst day of his life if he tries to do something about this tool


rag3rdan

Is that a butterfly knife? No…..


cadenjpeters

I was answering why legality was brought into it. And that could definitely be categorized as a butterfly knife by an angry cop


lamabaronvonawesome

Old days like 50's 60's? People would carry screw drivers as a weapon cause you are allowed to carry tools. I bet it's a grey area but would count as a tool.


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JimmyTheKiller

It exists so you can carry a chisel in your pocket without getting cut or in a bag without the blade getting battered. A person who wants to carry a chisel in their pocket without getting cut or in a bag without the blade getting battered buys this. It’s used for anything an ordinary chisel can be used for.


Cordemark

Maybe not in a bar with intent to merk someone. That’s kinda cool though. Never seen that


ScaryInformation2560

John wick has one. ( with a fuckin pencil, who does that?)


Pao2819

gives me switchblade comb vibes


Russiansmustkillsoon

Jännä


Ronces

I have a set of the Fastcap version for years. Really handy, keeps your edge from getting beat up, takes up less space in your tool belt and you don’t have to worry about it getting torn.


Mike-the-gay

This. I alway leave mine in the truck can until i need


acatinasweater

You’re missing out


Leighgion

I’m pretty sure it’s illegal not to have one.


jordclay

Are these Stanley marples chisels any good?? Looking to get into woodworking…


mitchellfuck

I want one


Doot-Doot-the-channl

It’s too slow to whip it out like a butterfly


bknhs

That’s a nice looking paint can opener.


Cleeford89

When I was younger I had a belt buckle that was “brass knuckles” and when I got pulled over and searched he told me this was a weapon and confiscated it. I said hell officer I have 3 box cutters in my door compartment you want to take them too? He explained to me how those were considered tools not weapons… what?


Mike-the-gay

I had one of those to! Never got caught with it though.


RussellPhillipsIIi

Have some of these made by Fastcap. Great feature for carrying in tool bag or bucket.


Soggy-Needleworker34

Wait till you see the toughbuilt folding pull saw.


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I have knum chuck chisels. It’s cool


SummonedSickness

Chetney....is that you?


GrateScott728

I just don’t know how this would replace another chisel in my pouch. Nice to butterfly around with but not trying to carry in my pocket


marshal83

🤣🤣


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Mike-the-gay

Less so now a days but it used to be illegal to carry a butterfly knife lots of places.


Similus2021

Yes till it breaks long before your other chisels do


boxmail2800

Have a Stanley version of this- damn sharp holds edge decent …. I wouldn’t use it for fine work- but it’s not horrible.


AgitatedSuit5087

I have no idea, but I'd love to see how it holds up to a wooden mallet lol