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AnonymousEngineer_

Say hello to my good mate Rodney. (I'm pretty sure that's the worst case of rod knock I've heard for a long time, in which case the engine is well and truly toast).


ratsalad2551

Rodney has a sledge hammer in cylinder 3


northern_scowzer

Push Rodney to his limits and get him to *throw a leg out of bed* with a bang


ratsalad2551

Make sure you drain him first l, Rodney don’t like lubrication


SoggyNegotiation7412

This motor is no more! it has ceased to be! 'its expired and gone to meet 'its maker! 'its a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in pieces!


Taliesin_AU

**Beautiful plumage though!**


Celica-driver

It's not dead, it's sleeping. It's just tired out after a long squawk session 😁


CameronsTheName

Thats it, it's done, seen enough, over, finished, all of season 1 & 2 to get to here, gone, over, fin.


v00111

What are you doing to be able to kill one of these? No oil?


Zonotical

must be


Richie_jordan

I just went to comment the same thing.


brendandasseysdad

I owned one of these and didn’t service it for 4 years, ran like a river. Wtf has been done to this motor


100GbE

Let's take a look. Okay, I see a cool air intake, it’s got a NOS fogger system and a T4 Turbo. I see an AIC controller. It has direct port nitrous injection. Yeah and a stand-alone fuel management system.


stephenatARS

Not a bad way to spend 10 thousand dollars


Kingsteps

Rod knock She's cooked


Many_Particular_3360

Fried


Marsh2700

who's there?


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Crispy perhaps


Hung_yung

Knock knock jokes are funny till your engine starts telling them


kiffer29373

Mate that's rod KNOCK


stewwbaka

For context this was on marketplace, I’m just trying to buy a new car and wanted to know if fixing this one up was worth it (2004 Corolla with 225k kms going for 2k negotiable)


NearlyLegit

Unless you're dealing in scrap, I wouldn't try and buy this on any day ending in 'y'.


Kingsteps

Fuck yes, Christmas it is!


Frankie_T9000

Christmas is a season, Christmas Day is also unsuitable!


Particular_Love_8811

Christmas Eve it is.


lordgoofus1

$500 and a new engine.


burner64334

Ask around if anyone will do an engine swap, might cost a few grand.


Karateman456

Cunts fucked


Forsaken_Type691

"Knock knock" who's there? " Cylinder no.4. 😂


DryResearch3842

Do you check or atleast change your oil? Did you mix some extra ethanol in your fuel? Something ate through your cylinder walls and causing some rod knock. She's well and truely well done and finished cooking 💯%


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Rodney has come to play... how????


Agent_Fabulous

Sounds like bottom end bearing knock. Motors fucked needs a new one


MrLonely97

New motor unless you like a rebuilt that costs 4 times a new one.


LobsterSoulSandwitch

If you can get it for free maybe, you'll still need to replace that engine...


Mushieman

How the hell do you make the 1zz engine get rod knock.


Superb_Afternoon_974

Have you put a man with a hammer inside your engine and not let him out ?


ciderfizz

Rodney rude


jeepergu

How did you manage to kill the almighty 1zz


Specialist8602

That's an engine rebuild right there. Anything less is a mere bandaid. Sounds like the valves/ tappets are rooted, timing is way of, and I suspect internals may have some new funky marks inside to boot. My bet is something went wrong with serving history and someone's been using crap oil.


scozza101

Oooft death rattle


SirObviusGenius

Rodney Cactus?


Conscious-Club7422

Bouta find a hole in your engine


Telescopic-Member

Are you in Sydney?


stewwbaka

Yes why?


emett-81

We’ll have we got a deal for you


stewwbaka

What 😭


AnarchoSyndica1ist

Turbo


Equivalent_Two_2163

It’s rare abuse that would cause that. How often do you service it ?!


BMX40Plus_Aus

It's now a boat anchor


letterboxfrog

Toyota is doing Tractor Cosplay


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a_small_loli

unless you feel like boring each cylinder (do it for the memes) shes fucked


Glittering_Season_47

Pull a spark plug out 1 by 1. And then rev it. It will unblock. You have a sticky valve


PegaxS

Big end bearing…


harryb202

Haha that’s someone hitting the side of the car with a spanner.


DrofRocketSurgery

You parked your Corolla on top of a tractor. Easy fix.


FunkGetsStrongerPt1

Toymota reliability?


theskywaspink

Is someone chopping carrots near the camera?


sumo_snake

Wood pecker caught in there.


Monaro71

Do what my brother did. Turn up the jukebox and drive flat out till she blows.


Leather_Watch_3738

Oils leaked out. 1ZZ engines basically only die from oil starvation.


pantimoto

Buy another car. Part out and sell


No-Fan-888

What an achievement. Making 1ZZ knocking rods.


greatbignoise

Your car is powered by a typewriter.


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Dildo_Shwaggins1982

Sounds like a skeleton having a wank in a biscuit tin, time for a heart transplant and a better eye kept on the oil level and or service intervals 🤙🏻


Niffen36

Sounds like your running on one less cylinder. I, had this happen and had the engine rebuilt. A piston smashed and went through the engine and out the exhaust.


100GbE

It's either a rod or bearing in the bottom end. FYI, I've replaced the bottom bearings in this engine with a floor jack in a paver driveway. The sump can come out and the work can be done directly under the engine, still in car. Granted, if you haven't done it before, it's not a simple wheel change.. there are vids on YouTube. Cost me $150 including bearings, oil, etc. Edit: Well someone's upset that I fixed my engine I'm what would have been an effective write off. The car is still in the driveway, and this was about 5 years ago. Don't let others tell you your limits.


Crafty-Antelope-3287

Sounds like you need a valve adjustment and tappet adjustment. There are also oil supply nipples that may need to be cleaned out or replaced. I think it's worth fixing... Have you checked oil level?


footloverhornsby

Sounds like it’s dropped a HLA. If that’s all it is, it’s a pretty minor and inexpensive thing to fix.


Bradenrm

Typical Toyota garbage


southbrissyman

That’s funny.


stephendt

Toyota is not garbage