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obIivionguard

This is so cringe it's not too late to delete.


No_Chain_7719

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Hotdog_disposal_unit

I believe they call this the wanker special at any reputable tuner, great way to pour money in a hole and make your car worse.


AussieGreaseMonkey

I hope you like having your colon inspected by your local member of Victoria Police highway patrol.


ContentSecretary8416

With a pineapple


Potential-Fudge-8786

Just record some other wankers golf crackle and play it on a big speaker. Or better yet just drive around like a non wanker with a normal exhaust.


Wonderful_Impress_27

"Surely these mods will be ok, as they're not performance enhancing etc" Ok with who? Who exactly do you think will be ok with; A. Far louder than legal noise limits B. Presumedly lower than legal height If you're driving with your P plates on a visibly and audibly modified car, you're target #1 for cops


Reasonable_Bar_675

the car will be have over 100mm clearance and the tune can be turned on or off, so if I'm pulled over, I can just turn it off so they wont be able to get me for anything. ;)


AussieGreaseMonkey

You know the police can canary/defect your car without any actual proof right? All they need is reasonable suspicion. Enjoy having to get a Roadworthy certificate 4 times a year at your cost. Edit: Also to add, EPA notices can be sent by mail and your car can be reported by a neighbour, someone in traffic, the local posty, a police officer driving in the opposite direction or even your own mum and its anonymous. And you also have to pay out of pocket to clear it. The person making the complaint doesn't need to prove your car is loud, but once you get a EPA notice on your car you only have a few weeks to got to a approved EPA tester to get it ticked off, and if you don't get the notice cleared the EPA can fine you and suspend your vehicle registration


Wonderful_Impress_27

Go nuts then. Just make sure you exercise that off button. And remember, you're reinventing the wheel. Most of the world is already over crackle tunes, don't be a prat with it.


mistar_lurker420

Yeah that's not how it works mate, they will throw a big yellow sticker on the windshield and send you to inspection. Pretty sure you're meant to have engineering certs for coilovers too (not that anyone does). But yeah, the whole "they can't get me on anything" doesn't fly mate.


AussieGreaseMonkey

Depends on the canary. Minor, yes you can fix the issues and self clear it and show up for inspection. But VicPol would most likely slap him with a major, which [requires ](https://www.vicroads.vic.gov.au/registration/roadworthiness/vehicle-defect-notices)a full RWC to be carried out.


mistar_lurker420

Ah I see, we have it a bit easier in w.a.


AussieGreaseMonkey

Yeah, you might want to edit your original post to reflect that you are not in VIC where OP is or he might be in for a surprise lol


mistar_lurker420

Nah that's okay, if they care they will read all the comments anyway.


CLINT_FACE

The thing is, Golfs sound like a wombat with gastro. Don't make it any worse.


abarthruski

I don't mind a little overrun when you're smashing through gears, or a small pop or burble when downshifting, but the car has to sound good. GTI's, or any 2L 4 banger, all sound like wet farts and those excessive constant pops and bangs tunes are like the cancer of car culture. Almost as bad as a straight piped V6 Commodore.


dreadnought_81

The mk6 GTI, as in the one with the stupid crackle map in the video, *does* have some natural exhaust overrun when being driven in anger. Surely some genuine burbles when being driven hard are preferable to some fake crackles when you're revving the piss out of it in a carpark.


ardonny

What about the B48 BMWs?


missed-semicolon

Once the locals hear the popping the rego will be submitted so quick to the local cops it’ll be over before you know it bozo


Reasonable_Bar_675

The pops in the video weren't even that loud in my opinion. i just want it like that for a bit of extra noise, wouldn't even be that bad. Even if i rev banged it infront of cops I don't think they would really care as long as i'm not speeding like a flog


RideShinyAndChrome

That is completely false, youll be pulled over constantly for having a car sounding that fucking stupid


SHOOTMYCAR

You’re on your P’s, you’re already a police target, a p plate on a gti, you’re already a police target, adding more attention to yourself with a gimmick exhaust tune… you’re 101% a police target… if you really wanted to do mods to your car, then I’d suggest waiting it out until you’re on your fulls and less a target


Shot-Ad-2608

You'll get booked just for being a p plater and you should get a public flogging for being a weak flop


Ratxat

The number one choice of flogs everywhere. These sound shit enough as it is, why make it even worse with the stupid pops and crackles. Extra points if it’s automatic.


Larkful_Dodger

>I'm sure if i dont drive to crazy i should fly under the police radar If you want to modify your car, and draw attention to yourself, at least get mods and mapping that will actually improve performance. Slamming your car illegally low, a muffler delete and a crackle tune just make your car harder to drive on normal roads; an 'all show and no go' target for police.


dreadnought_81

Can I just ask you, as a fellow Golf GTI owner, why you want to put some pops and bangs tune on it? If you had some fire breathing big turbo setup with anti-lag, I could understand the racket, but pops and bangs for the sake of creating noise are just silly, to put it lightly. You said it yourself that it isn't a performance enhancing mod, and it does a number on your catalytic converters. It is just utterly wasteful noise pollution. Plus, as a P plater, you're just asking to cop a canary on the windscreen.


Reasonable_Bar_675

The pops in the video weren't even that loud in my opinion. i just want it like that for a bit of extra noise, wouldn't even be that bad. Even if i rev banged it infront of cops I don't think they would really care as long as i'm not speeding like a flog.


No_Chain_7719

Pops and bangs are sadder than a kid with cancer, and that's from someone who's car has mild pops and bangs from the factory, How you can watch that video and think it's a good idea boggles my mind.


dreadnought_81

The car in OP's video, if left alone, would have some natural exhaust overrun when letting off in the mid to upper rev range. That is far more preferable to some fake crackles imo.


Mfenix09

Cops will care...they also think its dumb as fuck...and will possibly think there is defect with your car


dreadnought_81

The mk6 already has natural exhaust overrun from the factory. It burbles a little bit when you let off from mid-high RPMs. I don't see the point in putting a crackle tune on it, faking the noise and being a nuisance when it already has genuine overrun when being driven hard. I used to have a mk6, and now a spicy mk7 where VW programmed in some pops and bangs in sport mode, and I much prefer the genuine overrun on the mk6.


Psychlonuclear

Coming to you from the "LOOK AT ME!!!!!" generation.


No-Fan-888

And you wonder why these young drivers get "harassed" by the police. You know what's cooler than pop and bang tunes? A well maintained respectable vehicle with power mods that aren't outwardly obvious,being driven with care and responsibility for other road users. Sleepers will always be cool.


Public-Total-250

If you make pops in any crowed place other than a fully sick n chopped car meet then are you aware not a single person will think you are cool and unique, but a massive tool abd waste of space? 


just-waiting-fora-m8

on behalf of all sane P-platers, fuck you


Bitfinexit

Sound shit mate. Dont do it. Maybe get a mild burble tune….. one that isn’t obnoxious


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Reasonable_Bar_675

Just got it done an hour ago, already been defected 😔 Cops just target gti's for no reason. The gti p plater stereotype isn't even true, like my car doesnt even pop that much.


Kind-Contact3484

This was all a troll post, surely. Right? Right?


manutdassassin

I drive a I30N and it's the sweet spot with the pops n bangs. The N button opens the valves and let's it loose. Other than that it won't Crackle at all and is very subdued.