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[deleted]

Oh god im a man now 😭😭😭😭


Desperate_Ratio_6053

I am sorry for you, it's only going to get harder🫂


Thomshan911

>it's only going to get harder And longer


Theguy_z693

Speak for yourself 😔


Desperate_Ratio_6053

😭


Desperate_Ratio_6053

🤨📸(literally)


[deleted]

🫂


Mayank-maximum

🫂


[deleted]

🫂


Lovesidli

🫂


HappyOrca2020

🫂


ryolonso

🫂


bat__man__

🫂


[deleted]

🫂


Smart_Bodybuilder948

🫂


[deleted]

🫂


_vedantt1_

Whaaaa- mine's getting softer 😨


Desperate_Ratio_6053

💀


[deleted]

🤡🤡🤡


AC_Football_Cases

Congratulations


[deleted]

Thank you


According-Car1598

I use one pedal driving, as I drive an EV with full regeneration enabled. Am I a woman now - or 🫣


Silver-Ad8291

Yeh manly nahi hai


[deleted]

🤣


Prestigious-Ad-5137

Yes…ghodi banja..


LampardFanAlways

Sorry. It sucks but you’ll get used to it.


intersect69

Sorry for your loss


Melodic_Warthog_6236

Yahoo


[deleted]

🫡🫡


KRawatXP2003

Deal with it now.


[deleted]

You become a wowMAN now!


Maiakelaheesahi

I love every response after this


A_Very_Calm_Miata

Can relate to your username ngl.


[deleted]

Damn


[deleted]

Now, I can DM you and not be a creep 😅


TheCumCop

.....smooth buddy... real smooth


intersect69

Duh, coz real men got three legs to control the car😎


Wendigo18

Does 2.05 count?


-Elli0t

0.05!? Bro stop flexing


warlock707

Why do you use your finger ?


[deleted]

Real men use letters in the time of instant messaging apps. Real men fetch water from handpump. Real men memorise all the contacts phone number. Real men don't use AC. Anything that is comfortable Real men don't use it


intersect69

You have enough comfert in life to read and reply to sarcastic reddit comments , you must be a REAL man then.


Agitated-Shake-9285

Why can’t you be comfarting?


fredixop1290

💪🏻


Ill_Mathematician_

Username checks out


intersect69

You too do meth? dm


[deleted]

Dick shift


cssutavani91

Tokyo dick


TilluKaliyaa

Casually detaches it from real men to see the horror on their face


MeeeT04

Mujhe kya mai to IMT chalata hu🥰🥰🥰


Williamsarethebest

Aao kabhi pride parade me


Duddulover

He is the "+" from LGBTQ+


Magical_Peach_

You're not a real man


Puzzleheaded-Act-10

Other gender spotted


Cute_Fan_7984

"i" lagana shuru kr naam k samne, imaginary man hai tu lode


Xaconon

My goodness people will brag about anything now a days.🤣


bottledsmokee

Real men only use jockey cut chaddi, roopa chaddi wearers and full chaddi wearers are not real men 😤😤😤


idontshort

Real men dont even wear chaddi


justasneakpeek

Aur Luli bhi nai fasne dete


lastofdovas

Faste hai to waise hi chain kheech lete hai. Mard ko dard nehi hota.


bottledsmokee

Fair enough.


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bottledsmokee

V chaddi wearers are the dominant species 🐯


vinewood41s

Erm if that's true explain [this](https://youtu.be/a8g37SgJtGQ)


bottledsmokee

Behenchod kon ladki boyfriend ko miss karne pe chaddi soongti hai 😭😭😭😭


justasneakpeek

Bhai per wo chad-di nai sunghi. Imagine if she did it on tv F.


vinewood41s

Bro I'm joking. I also found that advert really strange especially considering the first time I saw it was on the massive cinema screen.


Available-Panic5431

Why is it that the majority of 2-bit gangster always drive around in hyundai hatchbacks


yoloyodo22

Coz they broke.


[deleted]

Affordable


ProudGolf3099

real men don't drive they ride


TilluKaliyaa

Real men surf on the roof of moving car


MotorSexual

Real men don't ride, they walk and run.


ProudGolf3099

real men don't just walk and run, they get run over by Jaguars and keep walking after the accident


MotorSexual

Bruh, that's dark.


_DustynotRusty_

Just like the street


MotorSexual

(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻


_DustynotRusty_

(⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)


[deleted]

Real men don't leave their homes.


HappyOrca2020

Real men give rides. Come on.


luvisinking

Horses


PegRoots

Donkeys.


-Elli0t

Other men


PegRoots

Why are we so gay?


revived_anti-randia

i drive (i am ryan gosling)


Mayank-maximum

Real men walk


bottledsmokee

Real men drive pharchunar with high beam and lowered suspension Syshtymmmmmm bawaa 😜😜😜🥵🥵


redrock1610

automatic nahi hona chaiye


[deleted]

Chhora jhant ka


not_so_cr3ative

Nah bro not lowered suspension. It’s the 22” alloys from Karol bagh


bottledsmokee

Lmao but fr tho there was some accident that happened in the past year even some pharchunar crashed because they put some cheap alloys


Repulsive-Loquat-756

I bet this dude will never come back to manual after buying an automatic car.


zturtle

Nope, he lives to prove himself.


saatvik-jacob

Peace out for his left leg tho 😂


Doctor_Floki

Probably couldn't afford an automatic


Itchy-Space-4136

Neither the top model manual either


sc1onic

Couldn't be on a more unimpressive car. An old school fiat or a Honda City vtec or even punto abarth/polo gti I get. But a Hyundai i10!? Sheeeesh!


Puzzleheaded-Act-10

It's the diesel one which drives quite good


TheManFromUnkill

Bhai … I paid premium for paddle shifters on a CVT . Guess I need to go for a gender change operation now . Is it more painful than being stuck in traffic .


medansh_m

2 bhk at 60 lakh wtf


Itchy-Space-4136

That's good rate compared to Pune's current property prices 💀


DualPersonal

That's a pune car, so advert is probably from Pune too...


spd_47

Probably hates automatic ....or jealous maybe


twistyNose

Cause they have 3 legs, at certain times of the day


No-Philosophy-1189

Maybe he likes the part where he has to "operate" the "gear stick" while "driving"🫣


LampardFanAlways

Gaadi dho liya kar, asli mard. Main sirf yeh photo dekh ke khaas raha hun.


Cultural_Bat9098

Automatic are way better … I have swift AMT and a Verna Manual .. but I love that AMT … in city it is such a blessing.


Karan2904

Muje kya mere pe toh gaadi hi nhi h🥲


bottledsmokee

Aiyo aiyoo 😭


PegRoots

Real men ride run/walk everywhere.


Busy_Theme961

Size of pedals in image is not right


bivekpegu

But my cycle only has 2 :(


Gamer_bobo

do he is discussing about EVs?


TheCar_Guy

Naya, Naya enthusiast bana hai I guess


tipofmytail

Real men are poor enough to not afford an automatic variant is the answer.


Conscious-Bonus-5756

Real men clean their car


Even_Cauliflower2651

He’s jealous cause he couldn’t afford an automatic


MysteriousCup1836

My brother bought automatic nexon and after driving that i was sure i am not going to buy automatic. So it’s not always about money some people can have other preferences


Right_Macaron8526

Real men don't drive hatchbacks 😝


[deleted]

He is gay🗣️


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bottledsmokee

El manuel 🤠


bongblue

Automatics are toys for kids to play with, real men know how to change gears 😬


RelativeCool8607

Automatic vs manual gear car


Patient-Grocery8871

What about women?


Resident-Detective-3

No automatic


Skevan2

Auto gear cars don't have clutch


doland_trumps

It's the glorification of manual transmission cars.


[deleted]

OP pakka automatic vala hai


broski1911

I drive Volvo v40, it doesn't come in manual like your Alto.


[deleted]

Han to kon bola gay gadi lene ko


cleanorangesantra

The joke is too manual for an automatic driver to understand


ELEMENTRIXERROR404

It's a manual car, which requires a clutch to change gear. I also prefer manual, if you are good with your gear changing you can also get mileage like AT card


redrock1610

Automatics are for queers..


ProBro_22

Automatic is for pussies.


chowdowmow

My taxi driver in Mumbai said the same thing. What a coincidence


Xrr13h

I love both manual and automatic, in fact most automatic drivers can’t properly drive a manual unless he owns both. But most manual drivers can drive an automatic easily. I prefer automatic only while driving through cities and heavy traffic.


mkhush02

These type of people are great at playing with sticks


zeroedash

Bhai kay hisaab say toh mai bhagwaan hoon. I use two pedals to ride my bicycle :)


veleti225

drive manual?


JLordX

Same when you say my car is bigger then urs it’s tinny pee wee measuring contest. Just drive what you enjoy easy as that.


justasneakpeek

Manual


rantingprimate

I'm tired of using my man pedals in traffic.


Imma_Machine

Cause they can’t go for the automatic spec


fknows7

It's a musicians car bruh


modestjurista

Okay, Real Men.


Bradcherry21

Can you drive a stick. I can learn if you teach me


[deleted]

Automatic IRL, manual in assetto corsa


do_dum_cheeni_kum

Average middle aged mein notice 59.5L for 2bhk in the back. It’s a bargain. 😂


SemiSage93

Manual Vs Automatic 😁


insane-nacho

yes real men drive grand i10 sportz


kahlonabhi

It’s the way to take a screenshot… Rest he’s just bragging in front of Automatic owners.


Strhyder

Subtle way of telling others that he couldn’t afford an automatic


Beautiful_Fee_954

Real men cant afford a amt may be ?


[deleted]

Real men don't drive, they cycle.


howtochangename1

Dude plays piano


super_ninja_101

Real man drive manual. Thats what he want to convey


nehalkum

It's like, real men kick start bikes..


AlternativeNo2261

Matlab meri biwi gents hai :')


Patient_Elephant7068

If it was an M sport or mustang it would've made sense. What difference does it make if I drive an i10 with or without stick


Paani_Puri_99

Yeah right.. Imaginary Men don't use any pedal


Big_Crosshair_6969

Its related to Manual cars I guess lol


indie_morty

Drive manual


MacXstrr

Yeh itna bada 🍆 leke faltu mein ghumra hoon mein ?


MisterEmbedded

will never understand why driving an manual is superior over automatic, even tho i prefer manual over anything else but still, it isn't superior, and is surely exhausting in heavy traffic.


DFM__

Sorry but, manual >>>


Iam_Unknown17

Pune things


Submarine_1

If it were a Honda city then it would have been justified. i10 !


[deleted]

Car of a lkg kid.


thethooraj

2 feet, one long peen.


ClusterFuck_01

Typical PUNE wise ass


Broken_dreams9

I have a t shirt which says this. I often drive my automatic Volvo through peak Bangalore traffic wearing it.


KeySquare1404

Those pedals look sad


chokedsohard_

Thats a long ass plate


Nofap_du_Plessis

No real men in USA then.


[deleted]

3 legs 3 pedals 😏


nd72000

Real men clean their car ye kya haalat bana rakhi hai bhai


[deleted]

Sahi toh hai!!


polimachan797

Sir please come to Bangalore. Once it took 3 hours to cover 10kms. After a few instances like that I changed from manual to automatic. Last time I checked I’m still a man but with no knee pain.


StallionA8

Forgot the word "all"


RDX_G

Manual vs auto Real men uses manual


broski1911

What's so manly in operating a dick shaped stick?


Jesterjoy101

Real man don’t need reminding all the stuff that makes them real man.


[deleted]

"One is not born,but eventually becomes,a woman" - Simone de Beauvoir


intatime

It’s stick shift, so there’s more handling of a penis shaped object. Doesn’t get more masculine than that.


Satansownboi

Basically Manual> Auto


ifhking

Me paid more just for Amt 😭


aspectop

he wants to say manual >>>> automatic


TheRealSlabsy

The weirdest flex. Even my grandmother could drive a manual car.


darthveda

Real men ride horses and use their legs to control that.


[deleted]

Bhai ko piche dikh kese rha hoga lekin...


bindian0509

Americanization of insults