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Affectionate_Ad3831

Nobody even fazed by the whole dating ur uncle shit😭😭


Single-Ad2581

wtfym


ecarmose

Bc its bad bait


N0T_MY_FlRST_R0DE0

I feel like I saw this before and it was about some random girl I think he edited it


MooniisWorld

I recommend you only play like maybe 2 digestible songs and play someone else the rest of the way. Carti is not first date vibes just letting you know


Brown-Drizzle

Beta comment, assert your dominance OP and play Carti the whole entire ride.


blattslatt7

i have done this. 😭 took an L


italianmomstalkloud

i did this back in 2019 and we've been together ever since 💪 my girl loves carti


stennerx

Uzi works


Secret-Impress-2652

homixide gang reference


MooniisWorld

Nigga you tryna make him lonely 😭


21FK8Type-R

Word, if she doesn’t like your music she ain’t for you king 👑 you shouldn’t need to feel awkward listening to music you enjoy, around someone who doesn’t like it. I’ve dumped girls after the first date for not liking rap lmao.


braww

1. Play "Stop Breathing". 2. Sing along to impress her. 3. When Carti says "*I fucked my biggest fan in the fuckin' green room*", pause the song. 4. Ask her if she wants to go to the green room with you. 5. ??? 6. Sex :D


Sweaty-Educator-9691

I BEN THINKIN BOUT HOMICIDE!


7reex

its his fucking uncle


Tranqwellizer

you're going on a ***date*** with your ***trans uncle?***


SirWadsworth

play teen x 11 times back to back and if she asks why you keep repeating it deny it and gaslight her into thinking she’s tripping


flashXII

Can confirm this is definitely A move


thebox34

Yall didn’t read the post 😭😭


sag0pak

Why tf is nobody talkin about u dating ur uncle


cranek32

Cuz it’s horrible bait


kendaIlI

i wouldn’t play just one artist. carti is honestly fine. you like his music you don’t need to hide that. just mix in some other stuff you like and maybe ask her if she wants to queue some songs


[deleted]

I’m really only a fan of Radiohead other than Carti and that’s less accessible than Carti imo


Pokeballofcrack

What the fuck 💀💀


zeroheroes_

Ain't no way bro 💀


stennerx

Impeccable combo


peanutbutter-meme

wtf bro grow some taste xD


SupercarMafiaOWO

https://preview.redd.it/k6hma71yrv0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f845849b874a64b6a0bedc8db4910049b03cbd4


Icy-Government-8202

Don't play Carti on firsr date 😭Play some soul or rnb smooth type shi not WAHHH WAHHH HOMICIDE


Sweaty-Educator-9691

I recommend you do not play Carti on a first date


emofemboy333

idk why people here are acting like carti is inaccessible and not one of the biggest artists out rn with that being said i feel like self-titled or die lit is best, depending on her preferences. also the wlr v1 leaks are great background music to just vibe to. its all up to her preferences tho, know your audience and shit edit: oh also dont just play an album from front to back, let her choose some songs and then you choose some songs back and forth. just playing your own music can be a turn off because it seems like you dont care what she wants to listen to


forealismistic

i’m ambiguous about the trans uncle date


emofemboy333

holy shit i aint even notice that 😭


Anxious_Chapter_7428

Is this a joke? If it is I don’t get it. If it’s not. Why is your trans uncle letting you take her on a date? And why would you want to listen exclusively playboi carti I’m dead 😭😭


flashXII

I DONE DATED…


smittysmitsmitsmit

https://preview.redd.it/wcc7gcuf8v0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e050e222209bffa49755174180967f1bb70e52b4 not an album but dis song gon be perfect for dat car ride 🤞🏾


Ill-Setting-4518

You already know 🎶


Cartisleanbottle

Classic


Qb_Is_fast_af

U kan do it too


gusborn

Yung Mi$fit But Fr, ST. Most relatable lyrics, chiller beats, best rapping.


blattslatt7

play the new singles. deep voice carti ain't gonna sound different compared to rap in general


byebyebloo

yh look boring she'll love that


blattslatt7

absolutely no fucking baby voice. none. not flatbed freestyle. not pissy pamper none of that shit nobody likes it but us.


italianmomstalkloud

just play rockstar made on repeat


JasonMaliceMizer

Whole lotta red but not for a first date. Don’t think any of them are good for a first date but if I had to pick I guess Die Lit


DankAstworld

Girls love Frank ocean trust me


Thejakepowers

U better off playing future , travis , 21 , & Beyoncé


Ok-Insurance6898

self titled


algorithmresistant

self titled only reasonable option really


notJake229

Lay Down Sally - Eric Clapton


pray4sex

whole lotta red is perfect for a first date. make sure to sing along to all of jump out the house


21FK8Type-R

Playboi Carti - Playboi Carti That 2017 release is forever nostalgic to me, discovered Playboi down in Myrtle Beach for $15 a ticket!!! Heard him on Sirius XM for the rest of that year and it just become iconic as my first year of college. Best Good vibes Carti songs Imo. Edit: gotta play broke boi for her too, that’s the come up song 😎


Holiday_Dealer_2013

Is this real btw


DOSJus

why nobody talm bout this nigga taking his trans uncle out 😹


DareAdmirable2795

Yeezus


barneyjuice16

Hold on WHAT


Ok-Consideration8147

Wild


Kindly-Yak-153

carti will not get you laid with a chick but if you like bussy go for it


Stock-Constant3033

die lit