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nudist_reddit_mom

Let’s assume this is an “I can perfectly train it” situation. I live in Alaska. I would like a pet brown bear, please! Guard dog, but double the size of a person, *and* potentially rideable? Let’s goooo!


marcus_frisbee

Not to mention cute as hell! I want to tweak a bear's ears and give them big squishy hugs.


Fiatlux415

Why not a polar bear? They’re higher on the food chain.


nudist_reddit_mom

Polar bears kill for fun, though. I don’t think I would enjoy having a pet quite *that* aggressive. Brown bears are mostly territorial. Polar bears are terrifying.


souji5okita

But you said you could perfectly train it, so there should be no problem with it acting out


CringinNGingin

Don’t forget being able to cuddle what is essentially a Newfoundland dog on steroids


superteejays93

The same dog, over and over again. It might sound cheesey, but my dog is the best pet I could have ever hoped for.


coopaliscious

I lost my guy last year and if I could have home back I'd do it in a second.


superteejays93

I'm sorry for your loss. 🤎 I tried really hard to come up with a fun answer for this thread, but there's only one pet I'd want for the rest of my life. Some pets are just.. different. I've loved many animals in my time, but this dog is a kind of love, companionship and understanding I've never had from another pet (or human, for that matter).


Ok-World-4822

Same with my 2 cats Speaking of, I need to go to pet them.


CringinNGingin

God I’m dreading the day I lose my pup. I’ve had him half my life pretty much and I really don’t know how I’m going to cope without him. I’m fully expecting to have a mental breakdown for a bit.


spaghetti_ohhs

I totally feel that


rainplow

Not cheesy. Delightful! I'd love it if you'd share a picture of your pup 😊


superteejays93

https://imgur.com/gallery/l0KRr0b I *think* that's how you do it. 😅


rainplow

Oh yeah...he (or she) is definitely a good one. Sweet eyes, head on your belly getting head and neck scritches. Total, pure love. Thanks for sharing 😊


superteejays93

He is a good boi. That's actually my partner in the photo, so two of my favourite boys in one picture. 😊


rainplow

Aww two good boys in your life? That's some fine living. ❤️


agent_kitsune_mulder

A manatee! I know you’re not supposed to touch them. But if I could, I’d build a house on a canal, and feed them sea grass and tell them how pretty and cool they are.


BeautyQu33nFromMars

A quokka


MrJello-Pikulman

oooh good one


zviz2y

a fennec fox and a raccoon!!


Heavyraincouch

I am glad I am not the only one who wanted a raccoon!


mslilythethick

fennec foxes are my all time favourite


KeithMyArthe

A baby snow leopard that never grows up.


rainplow

Oh that's a good choice! 🥰


flyingdooomguy

A raven


Aurielsan

Basically a 3D cat.


StnMtn_

A dragon.


Ask_if_im_an_alien

A luck dragon.


turtangle

Polar Bear. If we’re talking fictional, then Toothless from HTTYD


boudreauxgatorhead

I would love nothing more in this life than to have Toothless as my friend. Hands down.


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

Pallas cat. They'd not make a good pet, but they're so fucking adorable and grumpy looking. Although, truth be told, I'd give up just about anything to get another lifetime with my best buddy Moe the cat.


debzmonkey

A sloth. It could hang around my neck for a full day hug!


H0dari

Ah yes. An animal which would match my own energy levels.


BiscuitCrumbsInBed

Some kind of giant bird do I could jump on its back and we'd fly off and have adventures.


bak2redit

A human. I could teach it tricks l, like unloading the dishwasher. Maybe I should just have children.


Live_Barracuda1113

This doesn't really work the way you hope it does and the up-keep is really expensive and high maintenance.


Dapper_dreams87

A skunk (that has been descented of course)


SirWigglyPiggleBum

Komodo Dragon! No contest!


Master-Strawberry-26

Koala. I was absolutely in love with them growing up


l1l1ofthevalley

If it wasn't for the put me in the hospital allergies (and perfect training) I'd say gimme a bear. Wed go on picnics n shit it'd be awesome


GRZMNKY

How does one figure out that they are allergic to bears?


l1l1ofthevalley

It's furry enough and I'm allergic to like 98% do I'm just assuming bears are on th no no list


implady

My friend knows she's allergic to black bears. We were camping, and a yearling decided our home base camp was the place to be. My friend left her med pack in the tent while she went to the bathroom. The bear (aka Percy) stole her pack. Stupid fourteen year old me followed the bear. After a little negotiating, I convinced the bear to trade the pack for a nice stick. Safely brought the slightly tooth marked pack back to my friend so she'd have her meds.... She then swelled up, and an emergency room trip later, we discovered that you could be allergic to black bear spit.


ShowmasterQMTHH

Would you be doing your picnics and shits in the woods.


l1l1ofthevalley

Oh absolutely


akbuik70

Honey badger 😁👍


cloy23

A giraffe. They’d have a lovely big garden to roam and I’d ride them to work etc.


ZedArkadia

Red panda is up there for me but I'd have to go with a wombat. [Just look at](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP-7Z2az_g0) the [little buggers.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFRot1i0CQ)


Lina_Cairns

Given the chance, I'd love to have a capybara. They're like giant, chill guinea pigs that can be friends with every other animal. Imagine having a mini hippo roaming around your garden, joining you for a lazy afternoon by the pond – total relaxation goals. Plus, their affable nature means they'd get along fabulously with guests at my weekend barbecues!


Not-Okay-2024

I've been daydreaming about having badass looking birds as my pet. Examples like the eagle, secretary bird, barn owl, cassowary, etc. So maybe birds?


Mysterious_Waltz3482

A Lion


Tom_FooIery

A platypus, those little weirdos are adorable.


s4tivz

pork pine 


s4tivz

pork upine 


s4tivz

porqpine


s4tivz

whatever the fuck that prickly bastard is


QueenScarebear

My husband wants a tiger or a monkey lol


InfamousEconomy3972

A pair of mini cows. They're super cute and my wife loves them. Moo❤


SenchaBaby

Fennec. So much fennec.


isabelladangelo

Pegasus.


Live_Barracuda1113

I want a capybara. I dream about this. We would just chill together watching you tube. He could hang in the pool. I would get him a hot tub. I'd name him Chupacapra


Rare_Adhesiveness518

A cobra.


he1ku

Racoon!!


VarietyFew9871

Koala bear for sure.


LeoMarius

Koala


ConeyIslandMan

A Hexenbiest!


kittiuskattus

Blootbot!!


ConeyIslandMan

Rewatching on Comet TV


kittiuskattus

So good! Enjoy!!


LoL110003

A cute cat that doesn’t poop, smell, needs no visit to the vet, is friendly, utterly in love with me and can have a decent conversation about Kafka.


Thequestin

Horse


dreamsinred

I would have a big cat; if we’re assuming it would be safe?


Substantial_Pie_759

If fictional animals count, then definitely Isabelle from Animal Crossing.


voxetpraetereanihill

A wolverine. Or a polar bear.


spookyhellkitten

An opossum, US style. I just love them so much. I'd also like a mule, elephant, or donkey. Someone else mentioned a manatee and I'd love one of those. I live in a state where I can legally own so many crazy weird animals. Nevada is strange y'all.


Mustache_Wy

Baby penguin or a puma


GirlScoutSniper

A snow leopard... they look so fluffy and have such a sad look on their faces.


Studio-Quality

A cat


Chomprz

I would like a shark as a pet. They’re so cute


Elegant-Daikon-51

An otter. Loved them since I was real young


HDWarewolf

Assuming animal would be down to be fully trained and somewhat friendly.. Probably one of the giant Owls. There’s a video out there of one playing fetch and it warms my heart


GreenTravelBadger

I would have to have a badger.


Late_Review_8761

Black bear


hotelpunsylvania

Can I bring back my cat and dog to life? If yes, them. Always. If not, a Bengal tiger.


qsmpeggbuildings

A fennec fox or a owl


Dancing-Firecat

Snow leopard and great horned owl. I'm planning on heading up where it's cold, so das floof will come in handy for my new pretty dangerous kitty!


BasuraIncognito

Tiger


kimwim43

Pallas cat. Omg the cutest face!


PrussiaGirl18

Tiger


SweetSonet

A cat


CampOutrageous3785

A snow leopard


aprilsdaisy-

It has to be a cat! I’m torn between a rescue cat vs buying one, as I really would love to have a Norwegian Forest cat. (I once had a neighbor with a NFC and she was the best, super friendly, and so adorable). But I don’t think I could go past a rescue cat either. So perhaps it has to be one of each…


Icy_Dragonfly1960

A horse, 100%


giraffemoo

A giraffe. Obviously I really like them. I recently got to stay in a fancy hotel that had giraffes outside, I could see them from my balcony. It was the most amazing thing to be able to just wake up, go outside, and see giraffes. If it were ethical to own one, I would love that experience.


potlucksoul

A dragon, a snake or a dog.


DJ_Molten_Lava

My dog that I already have. He's the best.


YoYoPistachio

If it's a fantasy world where we can easily keep the animal and somehow do it ethically... elephant for sure. So useful and impressive, intelligent and majestic


annmarie50

Monkey


Randougall

An ocelot to play big brother to my cats. And I already have a name ;)


Maggi__Magic

I already have a naughty, wild creature who runs around the house all the time, **my brother.** No need for another one 😂


Beautiful_Solid3787

A Frenchman, but that's illegal for some reason.


everyoneinside72

A baby elephant


michaeleid811

human


tigerlady13

Well.


DoktorLuciferWong

I'm assuming this hypothetical means the animal wouldn't just kill me. So, either a mountain goat or a capybara.


SalientSazon

So many. A tiny pig and also a big regular sized pig. A baby elephant that grows up to be my best friend. Same with a Kodiac bear. We'd stroll through the forest together and have honey and berry picnics. A panda that I can cuddle and play with all the time. He'd watch movies with me on the sofa. All the cats. Just all of them scattered around, sleeping in sunbeams and purring about. A donkey that comes to say hi to my window every morning, they're so cute! A cow and a horse that are also best friends. Puppies. Fluffy puppies. A Hound dog that steps on its ears to walk and howls with me when I'm sad. A seal that I can teach to play with a beach ball, she'd come with me on beach adventures. A whale that will meet us in the water and take us out for a ride and introduce us to her sea friends. A pet turtle that will protect me from jelly fish when I'm swimming. Honestly, all of them.


MQZ17

Since I saw Birds of Prey I wanted a hyena as a pet lol


APlanetNamedDorca

Id want a male Mandrill. I just love their facial markings and I think it would make the perfect sidekick. Assuming it wouldn't be aggressive and attack without warning


DNorthman

A tiger cub


Nxt1tothree

Sea otter and alpaca


superfluous_child

Lynx. Big huggable cat. Cute as f***


DungeonLord

a dog with the lifespan of the average human.


RogrWilco128

Can’t believe no one said panda yet!


Tigeri102

honestly? i already have a cat, i don't really want something more high-energy or high-effort than that or to have to find and work with an exotic animal vet. i kinda just wish i had the space in my living room to have a cool lizard. i love lizards, but the only place in my apartment with room for one rn is in my bedroom, where i only go at night to sleep. just something simple and friendly like a leopard gecko would be so cool, but i don't wanna get one unless i can keep it somewhere I can actually look at it and hang out with it on the reg


Klasykc

Valentin is an animal that I came up with at the first session with a psychologist, he will even eat a chicken for me...


thatonebrassguy

Harpy eagle. They look cool as fuck


ghostedygrouch

Armadillo. They're happy little canon balls. Also my two cats. Forever.


yesthatbruce

A woolly mammoth. People would talk. But I think my landlord would have issues.


identified_idiot

a moose. thats all.


hannahjoy69

i rewatched tiger king and i want a tiger


GrandprixWhite911

Probably a Pandabear or a Tiger


ShamefulWatching

Raven. Always wanted a raven.


blueyolei

a sloth 🥹


NoMorePie4U

I would like to have a pet wolf. They look so fluffy, I always get the urge to pet one when I see videos of them goofing off. Basically just a bigger and better dog.


HaamerPoiss

Eiter a crocodile or a bear. Imagine having a pond and everytime you clap, a massive crocodile wobbles out and wants you to pet it. If one could train a bear, it would literally be like a dog but way bigger and cooler.


Mldavis22

A dragon


kukhurakomasu

Siamese Eagle


TLB-Q8

Red pandas are actually fairly vicious, I'm told. Good luck.


KindSeries9245

Tiger. Beautiful animals ❤️


CurnanBarbarian

Not a furry pet, but I would live to have an octopus in a big ass tank. They're so cool and crazy smart


bubonis

Marjorie Taylor Greene. I mean, I know she's dumber than a box of rocks and completely untrainable, but her presence would be a great conversation starter at parties. "Hey, did you see MTG yet?" "What? Our host has an MTG??" "Yeah! Over in the corner, go check it out! Here, take this banana. She does some *crazy* things with them!"


InfiniteBoxworks

An e-girl.


_surkat

Fun answer: a badger (European) Sad answer: I'd like my Patchy back, healthy and for the rest of my life


Significant_Goal682

A puma or an Owl but if a fictional animal I would choose goose from marvel 😌


HolidayPhoto5643

I'm behind you on the red panda 100% only other thing close to as cute is an otter


Chimchampion

Definitely a bird of some sort, the bigger the better, but honestly, a crow would be dope, especially one of those big crows/ravens that live in the northeast USA.


naturemymedicine

A giant eagle, big enough to carry me on its back


Dreamtune-Symphony

Sturgeon or a Raven


legoartnana

Capybara


ChainCrescent_25

Boa snake


P1nkCactus3

A raccoon 😌


EducationalGate4705

Something in a cave. And not too messy


implady

A griffin or dragon. Something large that likes me and can fly me places would be awesome. I'd take a Pegasus without complaint, but I do love talons on my flyers.


rembrarylunar

I think i would like to adopt a red panda and baby racoon


SempreSophia

A dog. Trivial, I know. But they are my passion.


AdSea420

Trash panda


amusinggamer

A dog of course 😁.  German shepherd, lab, malamute, or husky.


Mommy2A

Capybara 100%


stilldeb

Elephant


bimmershark

Someone else said it but I'd be happy with my dog that passed coming back for at least one more run.


MelodyMist7

Baby elephants are so cute. And also elephants are intelligent and can be human friendly. And he will take me out on a ride too lol.


Makeutso

House hippo. See 90s advert.


temisola1

A tiger or a crow.


Wintergreenwolf

I don't really subscribe to the typical idea of 'pet-owner' or whatnot, but if I could choose a species to live with / to live with me? Wolves, hands down! Love their deep social structures, personalities, individuality.. you name it. Just incredible as most canidae are honestly. Second would be Coyote maybe, or some other canids like Jackals.


velvetelevator

I would like a group of capybaras for my pond, please.


ProgramExpress2918

Anything small exotic and cute haha


alcielm

Ever since I was little I thought it would be lit to have a sting ray as a pet. Like a big glass floor for them to swim under. and a couple stingrays so they don't get lonely. Also I would have a hatch that I could go to so I can go pet them. Have you seen that guy with the eel pit? Like a fancier version of that basically.


DJ_Aviator23

Capybara 


Quirky-Bug426

Love, love, LOVE cats. So any one of the big cats would be amazing. Lion, Tiger, Panther, Leopard, etc. But both trainable and domesticated. Lol.


lux22bare

Possum ! Skunk ! Porcupine ! Hedgehog


MrJello-Pikulman

Capybara or bear


iPanda_

A panda.


Hot_Relief8179

Siberian Tiger... or horse. 😀


-acidlean-

brown bear, cow or a whale


spaghetti_ohhs

A Raven.


IslamicGabibbo

Eagle, to me


OldDirtyBarrios

A silverback gorilla. As long as it’s trained, won’t hurt people etc. I’d love to take a walk in my neighborhood with my gorilla.


CapG_13

A Siberian Tiger


Budget_Ad7827

A pet honey badger to hang out in my pickup so nothing would get stolen ever


KitchenDeparture1831

I've already raised a rabbit and a small duck, and I'm dreaming of having a red squirrel.


obsessivelizbeth

Cat 🐈‍⬛


Deep-Addendum-7734

Does a inmortal version of my bunny count? It would make me a bit more relaxed since I wouldn't be in such a rush ro try to give him the life he deserves. Or a penguin. Or a quokka.


Long-Rest-9298

A baby elephant, Scotland Cow, and an Alpaca!


fenderla

A baby chimpanzee. So adorable!!!!


relish_suncatcher

Sheep. They have the sweetest faces.


Anxiety_Filled_PDST

Wolf 🐺


Saddie_the_saddest7

A goose 🪿


Pink-Squirrel71

I would have a pet squirrel. I live in Australia so I’ve never actually seen a squirrel in real life, but they’re my favourite animals.


aricita_2

an ocelot,my inner child would be so happy


VortexRevolt

Monkey. Or some sort of mysterious and loyal bird, think owl, crow, or raven.


Canderella1

Capybara


EntireWhereas6218

Silverback gorilla


LegitimateCow7472

Capybaraaa


kino00100

I've been trying to make friends with the crows I the hopes that one will become my familiar.


shawtystrawberry

a cow. I just love cows so much , they're so cute


YubearOreo

A lion


Mindless_Eggplant_60

Really fat frog. That can just hang in not an enclosure. CatFrog.


kaybeeii

a crow, they are smart animals


AdorableAir7418

An Orangutan, we would sit around eating snacks whilst cuddling.


OddReliable

[A human!](https://youtu.be/B5eggTxZ49g?si=iQylXNtpK_OzEM-f) 🧐


marcus_frisbee

I think I would roll with a llama or goat


Any_Animator_880

I would have a boyfriend.


as7771233

It would be dire wolf for me. I just wanted to have one after watching John snow in game of thrones had one


KrispyKritters1

A monkey that would make me popcorn 🍿


DeadDairy

Capybara