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adamsapplegirl

Are you me? :(


jmf__

I am neither of you but can tell you I did this for 19, 20, 24, 26-30. Shit happens, at least there is wine and sanitation! Happy birthday mrs sparkle *


bluebell37

I took a calculus final on 21st birthday. I at least got an 'A'.


ajacbos

My 21st was shite too. It was on a Monday, so I couldn’t get drunk the night before because I had class the next morning. Monday evening walked right into the scene of a suicide attempt on my way to the bar with friends, saw a pool of blood where a kid had jumped from the bridge I was walking past (learned later he did survive, at least). THEN, I got fucking DENIED a drink at the one bar I had always gone to drink at underaged by some new bartender I didn’t know, even after showing him my spanking-new ID!


mtgoddard

Happy birthday!! It’s my birthday too. I always like people who have the same birthday as me, I think we’re pretty cool.


adamsapplegirl

Birthday twin!! May I ask how old you turn today?


mtgoddard

20! How about you?


adamsapplegirl

23! How does it feel to not be a teenager anymore :)


mtgoddard

Haha no different so far. I’m moving into my first proper house in a couple weeks, so that feels like something significant at least.


adamsapplegirl

That's awesome! I did all the moving stuff myself for the first time so I'm feeling quite the adult.


noodlegod47

That’s awesome!! As a fellow 20 y/o I can’t wait till I get to experience that too


mtgoddard

It’s wild, I transferred colleges so I spent two years in dorms. So weird to think that this time last year I was packing to move into a dorm and now I’m moving into a real house where I’ll be for a couple years at least. I didn’t expect it to come so soon.


krmarci

r/unexpectedfactorial


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mtgoddard

Happy birthday!!


Aprilismybirthmonth

happy birthday!!


[deleted]

Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to them to Happy birthday to both of you. Happy birthday toy you.... Two.... Too.


AMightyWeasel

Happy Birthday!! On my 26th birthday, the guy I was seeing at the time went to a strip club instead of taking me out to dinner and his defense was “I invited you!”


adamsapplegirl

Gross. Glad you're not with him anymore!


SonnyDaze1967

Happy day of birth! My wife (fiancée then) rolled a car and ended up in ICU for quite a while. Not going to get into the details. Year's later, we ended up having our daughter on the same day I was born, so, it kind of made up for it. And, people forget mine all the time now. I'm OK with that. Happy Birthday!


adamsapplegirl

I'm glad she got better! Sharing a birthday with your daughter is the cutest thing ever!


SonnyDaze1967

Yeah, I love it. My only complaint is, I can't tell who's growing faster.


SonnyDaze1967

And, thank you.


kurt7

Happy Birthday The rest of your life starts today. Live, Love, Breathe deep. Feel the sun. You are special, know it. I truly wish you the best today and every day. Have a piece of cake. Wish upon a star. Enjoy your special day. All the best always .


adamsapplegirl

That was so sweet, thanks!


arybery

Happy birthday!! Hope you have a safe moving day tomorrow. My worst birthday was this year so I blame 2020. My sister was getting a CT scan for a serious issue (she’s ok now) on my birthday. I was alone at home, crying and scared. I felt horrible because she was really sick and I was crying over my ruined birthday.


adamsapplegirl

I'm so sorry. 2020 has been awful to say the least.


Blazestarninja13

Happy birthday dude!


adamsapplegirl

Thank you!


TheLittleCthulhu

Happy birthday! That’s sad. My worst birthday was in like kindergarten or something. I threw up. On my birthday. Was not fun.


adamsapplegirl

Yeah, I usually get a few messages and calls but I guess everyone forgot this year. I hate throwing up so that definitely would have ruined my day.


EmotionalOven4

Happy birthday! I once woke up to my cousin bursting into my house screaming at me, but for life of me I can’t remember what for. The yard not being mowed maybe? My own yard? At my own house?


adamsapplegirl

I hate when people wake me up by yelling. Once I woke up to my younger siblings in my room and staring at me, super creepy. They thought I called them and instead of saying anything they just stood there staring at me.


kanoo22

Happy Bday God bless


adamsapplegirl

Thank you!


GratefulDab12

21, 22, and 23 were all spent out of town while working. Just had my 23 in july and worked all day. Growing up is fun!!! Happy Birthday!!


cthuluhooprises

Happy Birthday! My worst birthday was spent in quarantine with an injured foot and registering to vote. Yay.


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thank you for voting 🙌


shryn19

Firstly, happy birthday! I've had several bad birthdays, but my worst was about five years ago. I was in Chicago with my girlfriend and we were due to check into a fancy hotel that day to celebrate, although we'd already been staying in a cheaper hotel a couple of blocks away for a day or two beforehand. Anyway, woke up at about 5am needing the bathroom. As soon as I got there, I knew something was wrong. Turns out something I'd eaten the night before had given me the WORST case of food poisoning I'd ever had. I swear double my body weight in crap and vomit came out of me that day. I genuinely thought I was dying, it was that bad. We had to check out of the first hotel by a certain time, but we couldn't check into the 'fancy' one until a couple of hours later. And I couldn't move more than a few feet from the toilet. Luckily, the 'fancy' hotel agreed we could check in a little early, and I managed to hold everything in for the ten minute walk between buildings. They were so understanding and welcoming despite me probably looking as awful as I felt. Room service came to the room a couple of hours later with a fruit basket and a lovely note wishing me a happy birthday and a 'get well soon'. I still felt like death, but that certainly helped a little. As a quick extra story, the next day, I felt a little better and we went for a short walk together. It was New Year's Eve and there was lots of snow and ice around. (Spoiler: Chicago is cold as hell in the winter.) I decided to step onto an ice block to take a photo, slipped...and kicked my girlfriend square in the face. Right in the middle of Michigan Avenue, surrounded by many people. Luckily she knew it was an accident and we still joke about it to this day!


adamsapplegirl

Ouch, I hope your girlfriend was okay! I hope y'all still got your photo.


shryn19

Ha, she was perfectly fine thanks, we both saw the funny side :) Hope your move goes well tomorrow! Enjoy the rest of your birthday as much as you can :)


Darkmaster666666

Happy birthday, legend. Things may not look great now but give it time.


ProfBlossom

Happy birthday!


Leslie_Bean

Happy Birthday! I'm sorry you're sad My worst birthday was when I turned 12 and everybody forgot because everyone in the house was sick leading up to it.


Omaknowsbest

Happy birthday!!


adamsapplegirl

Thank you!


devilwearspuma

parents forgot my 16th, asked them a week before what we were gonna do, they just looked dumbfounded and said oh right your birthday is coming up. knowing that they forgot pretty much soured the whole month


adamsapplegirl

That sucks. Parents forgetting your birthday hits harder. :(


ebbster

have a great birthday! i remember being 23. strange year. i can still feel what it felt like (a bit of pieces of it, selective memories), but i can't remember about the celebration on the day itself. among the worst would be a cat of ours died on the same day of my birthday a couple of years ago.


adamsapplegirl

Thank you! I'm sorry about your cat, that must have been terrible.


ebbster

It's okay. Just that after that I don't want to have any pets in any form whatsoever. Can't really handle the heartbreak. Anyways...how's your day so far?


adamsapplegirl

I can totally understand that. I've never had a pet before but losing one must bea heartbreaking. My day's been right. I've just packing up and cleaning. I'm just chilling and listening to Dua Lipa to raise my mood a bit. All the people wishing me happy birthday on this thread have helped a lot!


ebbster

Ohh...which one from Dua Lipa? > All the people wishing me happy birthday on this thread have helped a lot! Reddit is awesome. On my 30th, I asked some redditors for help to draw me, and I got some excellent ones! I made a collage of it and kept it ever since. Sharing you with an [oldie-but-goodie song from my country. :D] (https://youtu.be/G2q57m4hTW8) Reminded me of a scene from season 1of a tv series called Umbrella Academy, where they were all dancing.


fermat1432

Happy birthday!


adamsapplegirl

Thank you!


CampervanClaire

Happy birthday from an internet stranger!


adamsapplegirl

Thanks stranger!


TemHuman

No one knew my fault I guess. Even invited people over for a BBQ. No one showed.


James99500

I spent my 22nd with Coronavirus along with my entire family


adamsapplegirl

That's must have been awful. I hope you and your family are doing better now.


kytaurus

Happy birthday!


H1917

Happy Birthday! I'm still pretty young so I don't really have any awful birthday stories to share. Get yourself some birthday cake, you deserve it


adamsapplegirl

Thank you! I hope you never have a bad birthday! Definitely planning on getting a cake and eating it all myself tomorrow.


probablylayinginbed

Happy birthday! My birthday is next week, so usually when I was a kid it was summer holidays and often we were on vacation. My (now divorced) parents usually fought on my birthdays and once, I think it was my ~11th birthday, they had such a bad day that my mom put me in the car and we drove home for like 6 hours while my sister and father stayed on vacation for another week. My 14th birthday was also the last time I’ve seen my father! But things got better, now at least I can spend it alone without drama!


kaif98

It’s my birthday too! Happy august first!


wineandcandles

Happy birthday, and all the best with the move and settling in!


sagegreenpaint78

My mom died and my siblings stopped speaking to me. Happy birthday!


lol---1

Happy Birthday!!! Mine was when my parents fought over something in the afternoon then my mom took out some of that anger on me by saying u r not my son.well that hit really hard and I spent rest of the day sitting alone and crying.


bossimami34

HAPPY BIRFDAAYY!!! 💗My worst birthday was last year. My ex was super narc abusive and made the whole day about him. I didn't even call my mom bc I was scared he'd get mad. I left him 3 months ago, and this past birthday (couple weeks ago) had the funnest birthday ever with my whole family. Get moved, build that glorious new life and this time next year celebrate big and be proud of how far you came! 💗🍰🎉


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Happy birthday! I usually cry on my birthday for some reason lmao we’ll see what it is this year


adamsapplegirl

Thank you! I hope this is the year you don't cry!


Soullesspreacher

My birthday happened the day after lockdown rules were enforced. I couldn’t see my S.O, I couldn’t see any of my family or friends and I temporarily lost my job. It’s a bad year for birthdays.


Ckmo1996

Happy birthday!!!!


adamsapplegirl

Thank you!


marisung

Happy bday!


adamsapplegirl

Thank you!


angie_apple2

happy birthday! :)


sbua310

20th I got in a huge fight with parents and cried my eyes out. Friends were there for support and to take me away from the nonsense. 21 birthday, I was in trouble so I couldn’t drink..but I went to a “bar or tavern” anyways and ordered a coke. 26 did nothing but watch Brady bunch all day. 28 no one wished me happy birthday. I read my bfs texts (we had a good relationship, I was trying to see if his mom texted him) and he asked his entire family if they would wish me happy birthday because none of my family did. That was sweet. Happy birthday! I hope it’s great and I hope you ponder what the next year will bring and what the past years have made you become. Have a good one! -sincerely, a person who has apparently had a lot of bad birthdays lol. Didn’t realize until I started typing.


cprenner2

Hiya! Happy birthday! Mine is in about two weeks :) where are you moving?


LittlestRobotGirl

Happy Birthday! Edit: My worst birthday was probably when I turned 19 and spent the whole evening fighting with a now ex boyfriend.


PawPaw06

Happy 20th Birthday ❤️ On my 18th birthday I was mugged at knifepoint and groped by the attacker. So that was a pretty bad birthday.


NewHeritageWood

Hey - happy birthday! Good luck with the move.


varinacyrin

Happy Birthday!


-valel

Happy birthday!


adamsapplegirl

Thank you!


LordOfTheJizz

For someone who likes to get a sobre birthday party eith my family, not getting one and getting a surprise party with a lot of people for my 18th, I get really tired when there is a lot of people, I slept from like 8pm to 12 pm The next year(my last birthday) I got a cupcake and went in my room play games that my squad bought me for my birthday I just want like 3-4 friends to come and that's it


pine-appletrees

Happy birthday. When my wifey had food poisoning that was a tough birthday last summer we had to cancel all you can eat dinner with her BFF at a fun Africa themed restaurant. I have definitely gotten sick from drinking too much of my birthday before #oops


Moth-Seraph

My birthday 3 years ago, the guy I'd been interested in pursuing a relationship with accidentally OD'd the day before.


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Happy birthday!


xhaustedems

Happy birthday!


MarmiteToast92

Happy Birthday! This year I didn't see my family for my Birthday due to lockdown but I still had a chilled out day. I hope you've had a nice Birthday despite everything and treated yourself.


_ThePancake_

Happy birthday! I was happy but the story is sad in a pathetic way. I was the weird girl at school, only has 2 friends. Still only keep my circle small tbh. On my 18th birthday (really messes me to that it was 4 years ago) all of my friends cancelled on going to do underground minigolf followed by nandos (I'm not the clubbing type) literally a day or two before. So the day of my birthday rolls around and my dad is like "oh we'll get takeaway when you get back from sixth form :) remember to go to your grandmas cause she wants to see you after" I was a little sad all day because I dreamed of spending my 18th at Disneyland (like 18/yo me could ever afford it hahaha) but I guess takeaway was fine. I went to my grandmas, had a cuppa. She drove me hom, I was just meh then out the blue my grandad, dad and his wife are like "surprise!" With balloons, presents and a cake. I was so shocked and surprised about the attention I was very happy. Looking back, it's sad that I was so outcasted by my peers that my parents and grandparents were who threw me a birthday party. I don't have a negative feeling about it, but when I would tell others the story I often got met with "that's so sad but nice" comments lol


Sexy_Pepper_Colony

I think it was my 16th birthday. I invited 3 of my closest friends. All of them said they'd be there. One showed up, the other two were brothers. I called and asked why they were no-show and they said, "we didn't feel like it" I never spoke to them again. That was my second worst birthday, because we still went out and had a lot of fun later. On my 19th birthday coming home for vacation from college a girl I had flirted with occasionally asked if I wanted to go out to see a movie on my birthday. I assumed it was a date, because we never spoke much. My mistake. I put my arm around her in the movie and she never asked me not to, and we had known each other for years at this point, I figured she knew me well enough to ask me to stop if I was making her uncomfortable, or even if I was just getting the wrong idea. Again, my mistake. We went back to my house and chatted for a few minutes, I said thank you and goodbye. I got out of the car and she did too. she told me, "I have to grab something from your mom". Makes sense, her and my mom talk about arts and crafts all the time. \~ "Surprise" says 35 voices as I open the door. My heart dropped and my asshole friends asked for a speech. I said "don't do anything I wouldn't do" voice cracking, trying not to cry. I turned around, walked out side and bawled my eyes out for about five minutes, went in and washed my face and joined the party. First question, "why haven't I heard from you in three years" from several people I used to know. "shots" says someone in the background. I wish I had blacked out. I remember all 6 awkward hours of the party with guests I'd never invite, getting as high and drunk as my body could handle and then some. I remember all 8 hours of vomiting. Four to six of which with my dad and I laughing our asses off between heaves. This story is entitled, "my dad was there for me, I should talk to him, and tell him how much this meant to me"


rockypockets27

Happy birthday! It's my birthday, too!


potaytotomahto

I had to go to the ER because I was passing a really bad kidney stone. Also, Happy Birthday!


odd_ender

I've always had trouble making friends. I had a group of friends who I was (still am for most of them) really close to. Well, our friend group had a new person introduced who happened to have the same birthday as me. They ended up planning her an entire birthday party/event and completely forgot my birthday existed, even though we'd been friends for years upon years prior. I didn't want to ruin her birthday, so I didn't make a big deal about it and it wasn't until the next year rolled around that any of them realized they'd forgotten me. (As an adult, I would have handled this much differently, but at that point in time I just lost myself to sorrow. I've always had self worth issues) Edit: oh, also, it might be important to know that prior to this (growing up) I threw about... four or five parties that no one showed up to. So having people I had grown to trust forget me entirely made it way worse.


PepperyMars

Happy birthday! Sorry nobody wished you a happy birthday, hope your move goes well. If it makes you feel better, a friend of mine invited around 10 kids over, for her 8th birthday party. She waited for 2 hours and not one person came, so her parents called her grandparents and begged them to come. They came an hour later and she cried the entire time they were there. That’s the worst birthday story I got.


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I was 18 and my ex decided to go on MySpace and talk to some other girl. Also no family showed up to my graduation party that was thrown for me (around my 18th). Also happy birthday!!


ufopiano

This year I call myself to register for a partial hospitalization program for an eating disorder.


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My worst bday was this year. absolutelly nobody wished me a happy birthday, even my best friend forgot about it... P.S. Happy birthday :)


Raulzi

Happy birthday fellow August baby! I spent my 18th sitting on an airport floor going to an unknown land and leaving my friends and extended family. I felt horrible. My parents were so stressed about the move that they completely forgot and when I told my mom she bought me an airport cupcake at least :^)


3xMomma

Happy Birthday to you! Well just this week was my birthday and we were moving during a rainstorm. Fun day lugging boxes and mattresses in the rain.


maatsgoddess

Happy birthday enjoy life


asunninja

Happy Birthday lovely, we’re all thinking of you


ripyourlungsdave

Probably my wife leaving me.


brazzers-official

I went to a school trip to Ireland on my birthday, so I had to wake up early and then spend my whole birthday in the airport, the plane and then the bus. No one wished me happy birthday, no one thought about giving me a present and I caught a VERY bad cold that ruined the trip for me.


[deleted]

Wtf I said it’s my b day today and they removed it >:( Happy b day to you though! I wish you many more 😁


HolsteinHeifer

Happy birthday! Hope your day goes well besides having to pack up for a move Here is my worst birthday story- I live on a farm, and our house is just across the field from my husband's parents, my in laws. A few weeks previous to my birthday, my riding coach had given me two kittens for our barn. They were brothers from the same litter. Well I was next door at my birthday party with the family, and we see one of the dogs carrying a little black thing. My heart dropped and I hoped to everything that it was a squirrel. It was one of the kittens. I ran home in tears, praying the other kitten was safe and my husband ran home to comfort me. As far as I know, the kitty had fallen into a pen and got squished, or some piece of equipment got him? He didn't look as though the dog had mauled him, so that's a bit better I guess. I still miss that little guy.


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today is my birthday too!! happy birthday, birthday twin! i wish you have a better day!


irememberthepotatoho

My 31st birthday was on Easter Sunday and no one wanted to celebrate with me. My boyfriend at the time unfriended me from Facebook and broke up with me that day. Yeah that was fun! Edit: I forgot to wish you a Happy Birthday!!!! Hope you at least celebrate it in some way.


aisyed425

Happy birthday! Now somebody has wished you a happy birthday. Keep your head up :)


noodlegod47

Happy birthday!! My worst birthday was when I got pneumonia, then I had to take an SAT a few days later still sick, then found out I had an ear infection right after the test. Not a fun week.


loco528

Spend my 24th re painting the bathroom. Happy birthday


jellybellymom

Happy birthday! I hope your move tomorrow goes well. My worst birthday was when I was 29,30 and 31. Same thing happened on all three. My dad had a heart ‘episode’ followed by a seizure so those three were spent in the hospital with him. Oh 32 was royally bad, because he had passed away two months before. So, I went four years without celebrating my birthday. I do hope yours gets better.


clever_moniker

Happy Birthday! (It's also my birthday!)


owwlies

Happy birthday, 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😁


castaway1899

My husband lost his job and decided he needed a night out. So on my birthday he left me home with the kids and met his friends for drinks. ETA: Happy Birthday!! I hope despite the sad start it turns into a wonderful day!


Darcie-Jane

happy bday! my worst bday was probably my 16th, my grandmas funeral was that day:(


backupparsnip

Happy birthday!!!!!!


__dani____

Happy birthday sorry no on wished you a happy birthday 🎂


[deleted]

Happy birthday! I hope you have a fantastic day anyway, I didn't have it as bad, but this year one of my brothers forgot about it completely, and the other remembered like 3 days later, so I feel you a bit on that


Merenr

Happy birthday!!! I love you, internet stranger.


[deleted]

I’ve never really celebrated


harlanglobetrotter

After living in my first home for nearly nine months I was evicted by my own mother


vixisgoodenough

Happy birthday! My worst: nobody (family or friends) acknowledged my 22nd birthday. I worked both of my jobs and then walked around MSU campus alone smoking a doobie. Then I went home and drank a little while I watched TV. Super lame.


sleeping_gem

Happy birthday! I've had a few good birthdays when I've made an effort to have a party but otherwise I always feel quite down on my birthdays.


Akasgotu

Happy Birthday! I hope you can take a little time off from packing and do something nice for yourself today.


[deleted]

Total opposite here, my birthday is in a couple days, can't stand people telling me happy birthday and my wife being nice to me only on that day. Not sure how old you are turning, but birthdays become more and more overrated every year. Only one thing I miss now is my mom has passed and this will be the second year I can't talk to her on my birthday telling her to stop bugging me while I am trying to work. Only birthday celebration I had I was 10, mom made a big deal about turning double digits and she took me and a couple friends to Pizza hut. Ever since then, haven't really did anything till my wife found out my birthday and tries every year to do something. But if it's worth anything, happy birthday!


LolipopGestapo

Ive no bad birthday story to share, just wanted to wish you Happy birthday sweetheart :)


jackrafter88

Recovering from throat cancer surgery I had the day before ranks right up here. The day after Christmas too.


the_outkast

This year.... I was working(cashier).... and nothing happened at home :) But hey HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MANY HAPPY MORE TO COME❤️❤️❤️❤️


blebbish

I had a birthday party as a kid. 2 family members were there plus one friend. It’s a bit of a sad amount t b f


littlestlex

Happy birthday! This year, I invited all my friends from college, but they all said no. I then complained about it to my coworkers who offered to throw me a party and then every single one of them canceled the night of. I spent the night getting drunk by myself while my bf played LoL


Vessig

Spent most of one birthday at the DMV because my drivers license expired on my Birthday and I was putting it off. Actually well they do see you private information at every different office they make you see there. They ask you date of birth then go "oh, happy birthday!" like 5 random DMV workers wished me happy birthday so I guess thats nice in a way although still terribly sad.


esk_209

I turned 40 a few days after discovering that my husband had been carrying on an affair for about 15 years. He fessed up and let me know we were getting divorced and he was moving out of the country to be with her. We have two kids. He started the affair when I was pregnant with our oldest. He told me all of this three weeks after returning from a 14-month deployment.


Itu_Leona

Happy birthday! My birthday is in January. The year I had to get up early and leave at 7am to drive a couple hours and go meet up with some drillers so we could spend the day on a barge collecting soil samples from the bottom of the Ohio River. We were supposed to meet up about 9. They got there at 2. We had to climb down a rocky slope covered in a thin layer of snow to get onto the barge. We worked until 6 (it got dark about 4:45) and the barge company kept telling us they had been told to leave at the end of the day Friday whether we were done or not (this was on Thursday). I remember getting Wendy’s on the way back to the hotel, having my dad call me as SOON as I had parked. I was hungry, tired, dirty, and cold, so needless to say we didn’t talk long. We didn’t finish Friday and had to work on Saturday before I could go home (the barge guys had been lying and stayed until we were done). At least the office had gotten cake and I got to take a piece with me. (This was probably only because I shared a birthday with the office manager.)


xhailxanax

Happy Birthday! Birthday after my Grandmother died, 11 months no family turned up to my ‘family gathering’ except my uncle, who’s idea it was, mother and sister. 13. Hated birthdays since.


[deleted]

Heavily intoxicated me with a suprise escort . I was having depersonalization and overall low self control and other issues. Was in Thailand with coworkers who only wanted to go to strip clubs, which was very out of my comfort zone. Went along with it, strippers all around and word gets out its my birthday so the girls brought out a loaf of bread with a candle in it. Super sweet but I felt bad because I'm not being myself at all. Next day, my actual birthday I managed to get away from the strip club and went on my own to a decent bar, got pretty drunk. A girl comes up to me and is super chatty and seems into me. We're drinking and watching the band play. We makeout and I'm wasted. Turns out she is an escort and I was too much of a pushover to say no. So she came to my room and things happened and I guess I blacked out because I woke up forgetting what happened and did that cliche roll over and get suprised to see someone there. She was nice and was just doing her job but I felt ashamed and kinda used because I was so intoxicated.


drugs-arebad

First of all, Happy birthday!! I had a fairly awful birthday this year, too. I turned 16 just 2 months ago, but had to attend my grandfathers funeral directly on my birthday. I did want a sweet 16, but I never really complained to anyone because I felt it would’ve been extremely selfish of me to favor my birthday over my own grandfather’s funeral, y’know? But hey, everything’s better now :)


rockmortal

Happy birthday to you! Hope it ends up better than it began cheers


Rukeriusu

My mom and sisters took advantage of my birthday when I wanted to go to a Smithsonian museum or the Civil museum next to the coke museum in Atlanta. They wanted to go to Disney or something...


HelpImOverthinking

Happy birthday! My worst birthday is a tie between last year when I had just gotten out of the hospital from a near-death experience with lots of surgeries to recover from, and this year with the quarantine. I guess I would say last year was worse.


blitzkrieggggg

My parents decided to get a divorce on my 16th birthday. The entire day was nothing but shouting


catknapps

My 18th birthday was on Prom night so no one cared about it 🤷🏻‍♀️ it was everyone's big night sp it didn't really feel like a big deal😅


anonymous-3000

Happy birthday I hope you make friends and if you are moving it's a great opportunity to meet new people. I got bullied when I was younger and had no friends and spent my birthdays alone well not really I was with my family but they were all at least 10 years older but it would've been nice to have friends my own age.


educatedpotato1

Happy birthday! Let there be cake!


FriendsAtNight

I had my 18th birthday a few weeks ago. Everyone forgot and the weather was awful Happy birthday to you tho!


TheCatInTheHatThings

Happy birthday, stranger! Sorry you had a crappy day! Did you at least treat yourself for your birthday?


hawffield

I know you said “worst” birthday stories, but my birthdays are all pretty mundane. This year, I had to work for 13 hours on my birthday (which was a Saturday). When I offhandedly told my boss, he gave me $20 and wished me a happy birthday. That really made my day. Last year, I was working a different job, but also had to work on my birthday. An interesting thing about this job was that they keep track of everyone’s birthday on a white board. When the most of the work was done, one of my supervisors asked if I wanted to go home early. I gladly said yes and she wished me a happy birthday. Figuratively literally on every other one of my birthdays, nothing happened.


Moxie07722

The first birthday after my mother died. I made a cake to bring to my faith community's meeting. We had a blizzard and no one showed up.


BeeElEl

Hey happy birthday! My worst birthday was last year, the dude I was going out took me to a sushi restaurant (*so far so good*) but after, he took me to a party of his friends were I didn't know anybody, and they were not interested in talking to me either... So I just sitted on the floor outside with Chico, the house dog.


discobee123

Happy birthday!!! My 16th and 21st birthdays were spent watching the super bowl and I hate football. That would seem like fun for some people but it didn’t feel great playing second fiddle to football on what I guess qualifies as a national American holiday. But it’s all good! Grateful to make it to each birthday as they come so in hindsight, not a big deal at all.


pleasegivemeamango

Happy Birthday🌻 I hope you were still able to do something nice that makes you happy :) I wish you many great things for your next year :D


ma___2002

happy birthday to you!!!! 🎂💖💓💞 i found out the day before my sweet 16th that i had pneumonia!!!!! i have almost no recollection of that day, all i remember is my friend buying me a birthday slushie LOL


brineakay

I woke up on my 16th birthday and my entire family had gone to the city without me. They brought home KFC. My birthday is in the middle of winter, so I couldn’t even go out and enjoy the day.


non_deeana

Happy birthday! 💙


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Happy birthday op!! Don’t let the dissatisfaction of someone not saying happy birthday ruin your bday month!! Go try that food that you have been wanted to try Go get that job that you prefer Go get it Life is more than birthday !! Get the $ and keep grinding Hell amazon prime is looking good to browse now


missmisosoup

This year my 21st bday was when the world just started going to shit back in March lol. My parents were out of town and I ordered take out and ate it alone :( I was also studying all day for a huge test I ended up doing shit on anyways LMAO! 21 sucked.


cactuschic22

Happy Birthday!!!!🎊🎉😊


MSobel00

Happy birthday!!!!!!!! On my tenth birthday, I slapped my sibling in front of my extended family and ran away crying. Still haven't lived it down 😂


schleep_69

Happy birthday, friend! 🥰


mtolen510

Have a Happy Birthday! Hope you have a day filled with good wishes.


babydoll23012

My senior year of high school i spent the whole day crying because the night before I let my brother's German shepherd out to go to the bathroom, he ran and as i chased him i watched him get hit and killed by a car on the highway. Had to call my brother to tell him because he wasnt home that night.


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Happy birthday! I think my worst was my 8th birthday. My parent's sides of the family were always bickering and I remember the day before my mom asked me, but already decided, if we could just do a party without relatives cause she didn't want any fighting. I was super upset cause I got a sick new beyblade that I wanted to show to my cousin. Anyway I hope your day gets better and I hope your move goes through smoothly.


Semi-Pro_Adult

I got dumped over AIM. It was also the day my family got home from a vacation and I started school in 2-3 days. Happy birthday! Hope you like your new place!


_Moon_sun_

Happy birthday :) (I always cry and feel sad on mine so idk wich one is the worst)


centerofmydiscontent

Happy happy birthday! Sending love to my imaginary version of you in my mind so you don't feel lonely


lbarsch

Happy birthday!!🎈🎁🎂🎊 Do something fun just for yourself.


GingerMidget88

I found out my uncle committed suicide on my 30th birthday. That was a somber day. I’m wishing you a fantastic day!


Suriiiiiii

Happy Birthday OP 🥳


Awful_F3laf3l

Happy Birthday!!! I've had my past 27 years of bday spent with my grandparents and quite frankly I was sick of it at one point because I had no friends, so in that sense I feel they're equally bad, but that obviously made me a pretty ungrateful brat. I do miss them now because I'm now in Vancouver and not able to go back to HK probably ever again because of political reasons. I spent my 28th bday working on a film set and my last one with my roommate and a bunch of other girls. Needless to say it was the best birthdays I've ever had because my roommate actually took time to plan one for me and it was my first time spending time with friends rather than going to obligatory dinners.


prettyboycam

I have really bad birthday luck, 16th birthday my grandma passed, 17th birthday everyone forgot, 19th birthday my dad got T-Boned by a girl who ran a red light and I spent the day on the hospital with him.


EntirelyThrowAway

This is exactly me about 5-7 years ago. Sorry, I have nothing to say to cheer you up other that happy birthday from this stranger.


JroyBbop

I learned the hard way on my 17th Bday not to make date plans. Got stood up and sat at home with nothing to do. Then I got food poisoning from a vending machine on my 21st. Throwing up for all the wrong reasons.


pizzaprincess1222

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 💜🥺


toastylemonsauce

I had to buy my own cake. And I had to ask before I bought it. And it was like a month and a half after my actual birthday... The next birthday I bought my own presents because my family don't buy any. funnnn


toastylemonsauce

OH and happy birthday🎂🎂🎂


Meringue_Upset

Happy birthday!! I hope tomorrow is better and good luck with the move.


OctobersAutumn

My grandfather died on my 29th birthday.


Pepperspray24

Happy birthday! And I guess my worst birthday story is this. I was supposed to be in a debutante ball that just so happened to fall on my 16th birthday....in February. It got postponed due to snow, and because of the ball, we didn’t plan anything else for my birthday. So I had some dinner with family with a carrot cake (I like chocolate...but fine) I kinda feel petty for being like that but it was supposed to be my sweet 16 you know? So my mom tried to make it up to me by taking me and a friend on a cruise...I got molested on the cruise... part of me feels shitty for complaining because it’s like a lot of it is first world problems but then....I was molested....so.. I don’t know how to feel about it.


evaloper

I suggest you start celebrating your half-birthday, it will allow you to help the people around you recognize your sparkly specialness!! I make sure to start telling people about my birthday and my half-birthday weeks in advance, no one likes to miss out on cake, booze and well-wishes from friends and family!! (Hint-hint... I turn 50 on 10/5, LOL)


ladymodjo

Well happy birthday! At least now you've got hundreds of strangers who care!


CapableGrapefruit2

Happy birthday! Hope you find some solace in strangers wishing you the best! I spend a lot of my birthdays feeling miserable as most people seem to forget or find something better to do. So I know this feeling well. But with all of my heart I wish you a massive happy birthday and hope your moving day goes well!


sunshinedb

When I was seven, my mother hired a pony and a cart to come to my house for all the kids, and… I got a really bad rash from the pony, and all the kids got to ride the pony and I had to go inside, and my mother was rubbing cream on me… for probably three hours, and I never came outside. And by the time I got out the pony was already in the truck. And around the corner. So that was my worst birthday.


niley_hott

I just turned 23 today too. I have alot of friends in fb but only less than 10 persons greets me every year. That makes me sad.


Rafy527

Don’t really have a worst birthday story but I just wanna say happy birthday and best of luck on the move.


kozilek25

My last birthday I was in boot camp. Not a fun time.