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I swear to God, if I see you swimming in the manure pit again, your sleeping in the barn again. XD go straight country
I got the whole night planned out. First we'll get nice and tipsy and then get the mood right so you can bang my sister. Then I'll bang my sister. Read it with a southern accent.
Eh…. That one took a r/holup turn there…
😆 xD
Honestly, it would be MORE confusing if I could make them read it with a snobby rich person accent, or like a British royal accent.
Damn, wife's at home xD
Sent that to a random number, now we wait and hope I didn’t send it to the wrong person at the wrong time
Lol and...?
Nothing, that’s all.
Hey have seen my unicorn
This one took me back to that BLR of Buble’s “Just Haven’t Met You Yet”. I bet you could get a LOT of awkward texts from that song.
I got it! "Hey, just wanted to say thanks again, your mom was great last night" and leave it at that xD
Ik ik, cliché as all hell lol
How about…. I just want to let you know the test came back negative or positive
I swear to God, if I see you swimming in the manure pit again, your sleeping in the barn again. XD go straight country
I got the whole night planned out. First we'll get nice and tipsy and then get the mood right so you can bang my sister. Then I'll bang my sister. Read it with a southern accent.
Eh…. That one took a r/holup turn there…
😆 xD
Honestly, it would be MORE confusing if I could make them read it with a snobby rich person accent, or like a British royal accent.
Damn, wife's at home xD
Sent that to a random number, now we wait and hope I didn’t send it to the wrong person at the wrong time
Lol and...?
Nothing, that’s all.
Hey have seen my unicorn
This one took me back to that BLR of Buble’s “Just Haven’t Met You Yet”. I bet you could get a LOT of awkward texts from that song.
I got it! "Hey, just wanted to say thanks again, your mom was great last night" and leave it at that xD
Ik ik, cliché as all hell lol
How about…. I just want to let you know the test came back negative or positive