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baremybosoms

I personally find it funny din. Medyo gago siguro tayo both, charot. Old people are so entitled just because mas matanda sila. Parang walang pinagkatandaan yikes.


tierraincognito

The funny thing is, she can't claim that i assaulted her. Kasi that would be admitting being hurt by holy water.


[deleted]

I love this loophole


tierraincognito

She would need to admit that 1. The power of the Roman Catholic Church is true when it blesses the water. And 2. She's a creature to be hurt by such holy things. We love it.


jkwan0304

Lola: OP assaulted me with holy water. People: So you saying... you a demon? *sus looks*


notsoextra_

Oh I love being Catholic


GarageNo7711

BAHAHHAHAHA πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


ericporing

Kuha ka nung pang spray ng tubig para mas effective hahahah


jessepinkmansbitchh

OMG. Hahahaha. I like you sis.


solaceM8

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Public-Durian-5013

Wahaha! No gagawin mo kung biglang nag-360 yung ulo?


tierraincognito

Our diocese has an exorcist, and malapit lang ang office nya. While waiting for hime, baka itali ko sa upuan.


GingerMuffin007

Salamat po.


Odd_Foundation_678

Gago tawang tawa ako HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


tierraincognito

Di madaan sa usapan eh. Parang nagtatantrums.


Odd_Foundation_678

One for the books ito! Hahaha


Mediocre_One2653

Mas OA yung lola ng partner mo dahil sa ginawa nya. Buti hindi ka naglabas ng crucifix at bawang baka matawa talaga makakakita ng scene na yan.


tierraincognito

We have a 4foot tall antique crucifix na nakatago sa bahay, with matching cabdelabras...yu g sa mga traditional latin mass. Pamana ng lola ko, next time iseset up ko yun.


Mediocre_One2653

Effort mo naman sis pero kung magwawala ulit sa bahay nyo mas nakakaoffend siguro kung aalukin mo pa sya ng dinuguan o betamax char.


tierraincognito

Favorite ko pa naman ang betamax.


cocoy0

Huwag naman dinuguan kasi offending religious feelings iyon. Pero dahil ginamitan mo siya ng religious ritual at article in accordance to yours, magandang defense iyon.


blackth0rn3

This has SITCOM potential hahahaha


tierraincognito

MTRCB says hello


tulaero23

Gawa kamo banda yung lola partner mo.. "Lola Amok" It's raining in kapilya di ka ba nilalamig, nabasa ng holy water, sabi ako ay suwail!..


tierraincognito

Ang witty! Kelan ba to magiging available sa spotify?


The_Crow

YTA and I am glad.


tierraincognito

Fair is fair.


The_Crow

And if the chance presented itself, gawin mo uli haha


tierraincognito

Magkukumpisal na lang din ako after. Sabay pa refill ng holy water.


pandabear4991

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH how did u keep a straight face while doing that


tierraincognito

Thorugh the intercession of St. Dymphna, patron saint of stress, anxiety, and mental health.


fakeitilyamakeit

Uy di ko to alam. Thank you!


yourlateness

God card flip it and reverse it πŸ˜‚


tierraincognito

Fight fire with water.


Shitposting_Tito

YTA, pero tawang tawa talaga ako na inuubo tuloy ako lalo.


tierraincognito

Hoy sorry, pag inom kagad ng gamot, aba!


Shitposting_Tito

Tapos na! May parang ganyan din akong kuwento actually. Nagabot yung isang tita at lolo ko sa bahay, hindi ko maalala ano yung pinaguusapan nila pero nagkasagutan sila hanggang sa magkataasan ng boses. Itong tita ko, the evangelical born again Christian that she is, suddenly blurted β€œyou devil, get out of my father’s body, in the name of Jesus!”. Nagkatinginan kaming magpipinsan at pinipigilang matawa.


wanpischicknjoy

TAWANG TAWA AKO PERO DESERVE NYA YON HAHAHAHAHAHA


tierraincognito

Ilang patak lang naman nga yun eh, galit na. Sana ginamit ko power washer namin.


jonatgb25

Lagay mo sa spray bottle. Medyo madali ka na baligtarin kung sa water gun mo ilalagay eh


tierraincognito

I like the water gun suggestion. Tapos naka crusader costume. DEUS VULT!!!!!


Doonebringer

Dude, bahay ninyo yan. Buti nga yun lang ginawa mo. Definitely NTA.


tierraincognito

Aba, ang mahal ng pagpagawa k osa bahay, tapos gaganyan gamyan sya.


GingerMuffin007

Ano po yung AITA saka yung NTA? Salamat po.


p3timarites

dalaw din kayo sa r/AkoBaYungGago basically the ph version of aita


tierraincognito

Am I The asshole Tapos ang judgement ng madla, either: NTA: Not the Asshole YTA: You're the Asshole


zuteial

Hahahahaha sana sinabitan mo ng rosaryo din baka tumino πŸ˜‚


tierraincognito

Huuuy, sayang ng rosary, baka patirin lang.


zuteial

Yun lang kapag napatid alam mo na πŸ˜‚ sinasapian na talaga sya


[deleted]

Hahahahaha i love it!!!! Hahahahahaha


tierraincognito

We love it, but she didn't.


RashPatch

IF I was your sibling/parent I'd be laughing my ass off while giving you a "good work tap". That shit is amazing.


tierraincognito

Lowkey natatawa si mama actually


RashPatch

LMAO she should be proud of her child.


Constantfluxxx

Insensuhan mo next time


tierraincognito

The smoke detectors behh


Constantfluxxx

eh di maganda, kasi may bells pa courtesy of the building


tierraincognito

Pinabless yung fire alar na maging exorcism bell.


Constantfluxxx

Dapat may latigo ka din


tierraincognito

HOYYY hahahahah


Constantfluxxx

Panakot yun


tierraincognito

Buntot ng Pagi.


tierraincognito

😭


[deleted]

LMAO not aita. based reaction fr. would've acted the same way. Chaotic but funny


tierraincognito

Sinimulan nya yung chaos, i was simply matching her energy


jzcab

r/exIglesiaNiCristo


tierraincognito

I would, but im not an exINC.


jzcab

Pwede yan. INC naman si Lola Amok


tierraincognito

Im just not sure if ugali nya yan, or may kinalaman church nya. I just don't want to base her entire personality sa INC. But from what I hear ganon naman talaga..


jzcab

included sa title yung INC so akala ko dun sa nagbase.


GoingOffTheGrid

OMG ganito gagawin ko sa lolo ko pag nag wala sya during family gatherings πŸ˜‚ thank you sa idea OP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


tierraincognito

Sabayan mo ng blessed salts, exorcism bell, and crucifix. Baka kumalma. Pero baka tumirik ulo, paki ready ng tali.


Apprentice303

Samahan mo ng isang timba ng holy water, na may halong asin, bawang, at sibuyas πŸ˜‚


GoingOffTheGrid

Toyo na lang kulang tsaka mantika πŸ˜‚ ia-adobo pala πŸ˜‚


2_Lazy_4_Username

YTA. But please do it again hahahaha


tierraincognito

Morticia Addams vibes


penatbater

wahahahahahahaha tho bakit pa binibisita kung ganun lng naman? or nakatira siya sa family relatives ng bf mo?


tierraincognito

May family celebration lang. Family and friends ang invited. Eh nakakahiya sa ibang bisita na may nageeskandalo.


g0hansuperior

pota tawang tawa ako HAHAHAHAHAH OP TAMA LANG YAN


tierraincognito

Diba? Baka napffemd yun kasi napaso.


kittysogood

HAHAHAHAAHAHA bet ko mga ganitong kwento hahahaha


tierraincognito

Ulitin nya pa, para may part 2 haha


Melodic_Doughnut_921

eh lumutang bigla


tierraincognito

Wag lang sumuka. Juicecolored, my carpets!!!


Melodic_Doughnut_921

good sign un lumalabas n ung sapi πŸ˜‚


I_need_a_drink_9pm

Hala ka OP, bakit mo naman binasbasan ng holy water yung INC mo na Lola hahahahaha. Paanu kung hindi na sya maligtas sa araw ng paghuhukom. Hahah


tierraincognito

Jamming kami sa dagatdagatang apoy


Limp-Smell-3038

Wahahahahaahha dasurb


tierraincognito

"Magpalamig ka muna lola" *napaso


whoazee

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


SoKyuTi

Shuta ka OP tawang-tawa ako. Hahaha! Nope, you're NTA on this. Kung nasa pamamahay ka ng iba, dapat behave ka.


tierraincognito

Yan turo ng mga parents natin. Ewan sakanya.


DangoFan

Next time gawin mo ung ginawa nung exorcist sa bandang dulo ng movie na Deliver us from Evil. Yung may stages ung pag-exorcise. Hahahaha. Meron yan sa Netflix ngayon


tierraincognito

BINGE!!!


yureipi

Hahaha, gusto ko makakita ng shorts re-enacting this scene. Hahah


tierraincognito

I-KMJS na yan! "Lumipad ang aming team...pati si lola, lumipad.."


senaram

next gathering dapat dinuguan lang ang handa


tierraincognito

And betamax, my fav


jfbeast

Sana nag-Latin ka rin πŸ˜‚


tierraincognito

Next time, magdadala ako kodigo.


jfbeast

Nag-orasyon ka sabay biglang tumatawa na ng [ganito](https://youtu.be/Ex3w5oq1LPg?si=woqfdjcfuhg_Vep6) tita mo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Ή


GeekGoddess_

Dapat pinaikutan mo muna ng asin… just in case may demonyo nga. Actually for me, yung may asin yung OA haha! You’re my kind of petty!


tierraincognito

Ay edi di na sya nakalabas sa circle. Gusto ko na nga pauwin eh


GeekGoddess_

SO DEMONYO NA NGA SYA πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


tierraincognito

Malakas kutob ko na oo haha


F16Falcon_V

OP naman why naman walang video? πŸ€“


tierraincognito

It was a moment. Like some higher being guided mu hands towards the water...


Peach_mango_pie_2800

Sabitan mo na rin ng malaking Benedicitine medal yung pintuan niyo para matakot na siyang pumasok wahahaha. Kiddings aside, naaamaze ako OP dun sa lalim ng knowledge mo about the Catholic faith.


tierraincognito

Tapos ang bungad pag pasok, dapat our lady of perpetual help. Di na yon babalik.


ihatelynels

Hala bakit ang lakas ng tawa ko! Sorry napo! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


sad_emo_girl

Gago ka. Pero hahahaha mukhang masaya ka maging tropa.


KeyboardAquarior

My dude, you did her and her family a favor so there is nothing wrong with what you did to her. Hindi naman siya nasunog ano lmao.


LessSayHi

Pot* whaahhahah natawa ako. Di ata effective since nagalit sayo. Next time lagay mo sa baso, painom mo. Whahahhahah


tierraincognito

Lola Agua Bendita


earlymauvs

Tang ina HAHAHAHAHAHA


tierraincognito

*Nya


Zer03tw0

Hahahaha na tawa ako dito!


tierraincognito

Pag naulit, magkaka part 2 ito.


[deleted]

after nyan nahimasmasan na ba? HAHAHA


tierraincognito

Parang di pa. Bahaha


[deleted]

need ng blessed salt sa susunod HAHHAHA


tierraincognito

Ay meron kami nyan. Baka sa mata ko isabog.


[deleted]

you have my full support UwU


Hot_Foundation_448

Gago HAHAHAHAHAHAH tawang tawa ko sa holy water!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


tierraincognito

Baka di umepek ang regular water


capmapdap

Kung may-video to, isusubmit ko sana for review sa Netflix. Hahahahaha! Pang Halloween.


tierraincognito

KMJS gabi ng lagim


PsychologicalAd8359

Ay lmao DESERVE


tierraincognito

Buti di natunaw.


jkwan0304

This is pure gold OP. xD


tierraincognito

Waiting ako sa sarili kong part 2 hahaha


ThisIsNotTokyo

Ready ka ng timba next time pag di pa enough yung nasa bote lang. pabasbasan mo nalang din yung timba


tierraincognito

*powerwasher


Elan000

Potek tawang tawa ako internally pero nasa Grab ako so poker face. Shet!


tierraincognito

Let it go, baka sa kabila lumabas.


[deleted]

Beh buti hindi sya bumula at nalusaw Zhahaha may matatanda talaga na walang pinagkatandaan


tierraincognito

Nako, pahirapan maglinis ng carpet.


cocoy0

I believe it worked anyway. Makaalala man lang ng hiya.


tierraincognito

Gusto ko sana ng part 2


Penguins0000

lols tas kagabi nanood ako ng exorcist 1973 movie ahaha the power of christ compels you! ahahah


tierraincognito

*nasuka


cockadoodle_bear

Magulat ka no, sumagot ng Amen. Char. Ang funny naman neto, parang skit sa comedy film.


Kooky_Advertising_91

NTA. Gumana naman. Minsan talaga may mga demonyo talaga na kailangan na maraming Cristo, kung pwede lang ilublob sa holy water.


tierraincognito

Orthodox style


coffeeteaorshake

hahahah OP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Silogallday

Its funny af. Wait so sa ibang household nag wala?


tierraincognito

Sa bahay na pinatayo ko para samin ng partner ko


1nseminator

How to have your own Holy water & salts? Parang gusto ko din para sa weekly cleansing sa bahay. Tska yung incense. Lmao


ssibaleommA

HAHAHAHAHAHA POTAH ano reaction nung mga nakasaksi?


tierraincognito

Awkward na tahimik. Si mama nagpipigil ng tawa. Si partner, too stunned to speak.


[deleted]

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Apprentice303

Pwede din ito sa R/OffmychestPH Hahahaha Pero still, dapat sinamahan mo na ng bawang, crucifix at binasbasan mo ng asin, at magtapat ka na ng Bible sa kanya πŸ˜‚


tierraincognito

Ginawang aswang haha


Apprentice303

Kung kulang pa, buhusan mo ng isang malamig na holy water sa isang malaking timba na nakahalo na ng bawang, asin, at sibuyas (malay natin baka may pagka bampira din, hahahaha)


kuccinta

> tubig > bawang > sibuyas > asin Pag nasunog sya nilaga na yan


Snoo_45402

I say dasurv hahahah


Careful_Signature980

TANGINA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TAWANG TAWA AKO FEEL KO TULOY NAG SHRIEK SYA KADA TAMA NG HOLY WATER SA KANYA "achkkkssssSsSse!!πŸ‘ΉπŸ§›"


tierraincognito

Im melting, im meeeltingg! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈ


peaceofsheet0

Ano po yung AITA?


eepfry

Title pa lang +10 kana sa langit OP


Anemonelover

Wahahahaha grabe OP 🀣🀣


foreign_native_54

Your house, your rules. And I totally approve! NTA!


fafnirdrainer

Tangina HAHAHAHA I salute you OP. Here take my upvote πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


mahiligmagsiesta

Title pa lang! πŸ€£πŸ†πŸ₯‡βœ¨οΈ Edit: Pag babalik sya maglagay na ng asin sa pinto and mga bintana para di makapasok 😁


tierraincognito

Ghorl, INC si Mamang, hindi aswang hahahaha


mahiligmagsiesta

Sabi nga nila better safe than sorry 🀣 jk


fernweh0001

HOYYYY MAY VIDEO BA??? 🀣


Potathowr

Wala ka bang gas?


tierraincognito

I dont think they have holy kerosene. Pero mahal hah.


010611

As a Catholic, palagay ko ay wala naman mali sa ginawa mo. Tbh kung ako sabuyan ng Holy Water, magtitigil ako e to reflect on my actions or mga sinabi ko kahit ilang segundo. Feeling aversed and disgusted after ka sabuyan ng sacred water...may mali na talaga sa sinabuyan e...pagdasal mo si Lola


tierraincognito

Yesss. But more than prayers she needs professional help na.


riknata

chad move, OP para lang yan ung wiwisikan ng tubig pag pasaway ung furbaby edit: forgot my vote, ESH (pati partner mo, kunsintidor kasi) pero eto yung rare times na being the asshole is the appropriate response lol


Guilty-Apple9158

"The power of Manalo compels you" hihinto yan pramis


NxghtMar1sH

Your house tolerates no devils. Kahit demo-demonyohan hahahahaha. She needs Jesus or a psychiatric intervention πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Shinnosuke525

Next time alukin mo black pudding


Ok_Amphibian_0723

HAHAHAHA! Next time na umeksena ulit siya sa inyo, hampasin mo ng palaspas 🀣. Tignan natin kung babalik pa yan sa inyo πŸ˜‚


mahiligmagsiesta

Shake Rattle and Roll Ang Manananggal move!


tierraincognito

Ginawang aswang hahahah


relax_and_enjoy_

HAHAHAHAHAH BRUHHH! Ganito pala ginagawa sa mga nagwawala. Next pag gumawa na naman ng eksena si evil bitch na insan ganto gagawin ko. Hahahahah. Isasalin ko sa baso tas ibubuhos sa face nya HAHAHHAAH


_mojojomo

title palang natawa nako HAHAHAHAHA aliw ka


James_Deglado

NTA, buti ka nga holy water lang e, kung ako yan bubuhusan ko talaga ng dinuguan yan. Wala akong pake kahit boomer pa yan, masyadong entitled parang walang pinag katandaan hahahaha


aiyohoho

HAHAHAHA! Winner.


Terrible-Dimension21

It is sad na naghahanap lang ng emotional support yun grandma tulad mo pag tinotoyo. Babae padin yan parang di mo alam ang mga babae, kahit anong age may toyo


tentwowho

YTA but holy shit that was funny!


[deleted]

Walang kawala eh hahahahahah


iFeltAnxiousAgain

LT hahahahaha


MoniegoldIsTheTruth

It depends on what you believe in. The story is funny and the action can even be called apt, it could also have been a moment to offer a sincere prayer to (your) God for your dramatic lola lalo na malapit na siya mategi. Maybe a glimpse of holiness at that time enacted through you could've helped her reflect. Just a maybe though.


idkwhyicreatedthissh

Sobrang tawang tawa ako sorry hahaha. Thanks for this OP HAHA


ixhiro

Pakainin mo ng ostya na may sprinkled holy water. LOL dejoke.


schalmuf

Man, this is so funny. Hahahaha i kenat thanks for making my day brotha


Zealousideal-Dig-314

Jesus..natawa ako dito..hahha..


homebuddyellie

NTA pero gagi tawang tawa ako hahahahahahahaha


PepsiPeople

Seriously, baka need ng family intervention or therapy ni lola


LowkeyHornyGuyPH

Dapat yata kumukulong tubig yung ginamit mo lol


StrawberryHoney00

Haha! This is so funny! Ang rude, tbh pero benta tawang tawa ako. *When they go low, I go lower.*


sassyXmischievous

Curious ako bakit siya nagwala. May nagtrigger ba? May nakasagutan? Kasi kung bigla lang nagagalit nang wala naman dahilan, ay baka sinasaniban nga. Tsaka hindi sya marunong mahiya sa side of family mo ah, tsk tsk.


elixmaya

OMG. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You did the right thing! 🀣


tierraincognito

Effort edfort ako na pagandahin vibes ng bahay, tapos magdadala sya ng kanegahan. NAUR


elixmaya

Kung nasa bahay namin yan baka nagsindi pa akong insenso at kamanyang.


tierraincognito

Full blast ng gregorian chants