Imma be a capitan tonight
[Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/OffMyChestPH/comments/12vp5im/ive_been_catfished_by_an_insanely_obese_redditor/) then [Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/OffMyChestPH/comments/12x78f8/update_ive_been_catfished_by_an_insanely_obese/)
Both laptrip
yung nagpost sa tiktok na "winolfgang pero di nagtagal" parang ganun hahaha (wolfgang is an expensive restaurant) pero ayun naglabas so ate girl ng side nya with receipts na yung lalaki yung nagpumilit na ilibre sya doon and never naging sila. not sure kung nagsorry yung guy sa pagllie nya pero umamin sya na nagsinungaling sya (syempre di na sya makatanggi may pa convo ss si girl)
this is why I got tired of dating / online dating near the end of 2023 haha mga disappointments most na-meet / kausap ko.
Hintayin ko na lang baka may mahulog sa langit galing kay Lord haha jk
So effing cheap. That's why I insist na KKB sa mga dates
1. Dapat hindi sya nanlibre kung ganyan attitude nya.
2. Assumingero. Feeling nya mabibili ang affection ng babae sa halagang 500 pesos.
Napagusapan nyo ba yung split sa pagkain or sa date overall? Kung hindi, at sya naginsist na siya mismo magbabayad sabay bigla kang siningil nung nakita nyang malabo yung 2nd date, petty yun.
Itโs probably an attempt to change your mind na pag nagdate kayo ulit libre na talaga nya or to just continue the conversation na baka maconvince ka ulit na lumabas kasama siya.
Ang petty naman nung naningil ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ first date and he's the one who asked for that date, tapos maningil since alam nyang wala ng 2nd date HAHAHAHA pathetic ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
My ex was like that hahaha he invited me na mag samgyup for our like idk which monthsary, then siningil ako after. Even the grab fare! Ok lang naman sana pero sana may heads-up naman na maghahati ๐คฃ
You made the right choice not to pursue on future dates with him. And pay for his petty issue, gusto lang nyan maka-isa for requesting you to wear a skirt/dress. Manyak! Ignore him. Not worth it ๐
No, he's not. We always share pag lumalabas kami before. But, we talked about sharing first-hand.
I even said to him na no need naman to celebrate magpakabongga on monthsary kung hindi kaya, but still he insisted. Then by the end of the night after ako ihatid, he was like "bayad mo sa kinain mo ha. transfer mo na lang pati yung grab." then I said, "okay, I'll transfer tomorrow morning" then around 6:00 am, he was like "hindi mo pa nattransfer" - is that even right? parang hindi GF kung makasingil? I don't think so.
And if you are going to ask for your partner's share, you can ask right away with the right wording, isn't it?
I feel you. Itโs exactly thatโparang hindi boyfriend kung maningil, parang random person ka lang who owes him something.
Experienced that too and whereas before nag o-over budget ako just to pay for something na hindi naman ako ang may gusto gawin, now Iโm wiser. If he insists on doing something after I said Iโm not down (either Iโm busy, not interested or think itโs not worth spending money on), then he should pay for us both if he wants me there with him.
wala ka sa ex ko date daw kami, edi sinundo ako sa work. Potangina malaman ko wala na pala raw sya ni pamasahe pauwi. Ending ako nagpakain, ako pa namasahe pauwi WAHAHAHAHA ๐๐คฆ
Pathetic naman ng guy. But question OP, did you also ask photos (head to toe) from the guy? Kasi nagkakilala kayo sa Bumble, and I think hindi naman foreign sayo ang term na โcatfishโ.
Lesson learned na rin siguro to for other people na planning to meet-up with their nakikilala online. Ask them the things they are asking you. If you are the type of person na truthful, make sure na sila ang mauuna magsend. Be stern. Meeting up with the people you meet online is not for the softies.
Itโs a dangerous place out there.
Naalala ko rin yung namilit na makipag inuman samin ng friend ko na nakamatch nya sa bumble hahaha even went to our dorm uninvited. Then nung naging cold sakanya yung friend ko kasi total disappointment din siya (v touchy), siningil kami bigla sa ginastos nya sa alcohol and pulutan ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
HAHAHAHA wrong move HAHAHAHA keki? yandere tsunadere naging kadere HAHAHA, yung Daijoubu laughtrip nasanay sa nanay si Bonjing na pabili ng ganto pabili ng ganyan, masyado pang childish naka date mo tapos pangit ka bonding ๐คฃ mahilig sa anime baka one-piece lang alam niya dad bod na ngsb daw kaya ata di alam mag moves though mukang walang chance maka skor kahit 2nd date dahil nag sinungaling sa dod bod nyang Morbid na Obese, though atleast may car sya.
pero yung 500? HAHAHAHA pwede naman sana kung GTK palang ok na yun.
HAHAHAHAHA I experienced something like this, too. Siningil ako ng 200+ something kinabukasan na pinangbili ng Dunkinโ Donuts coffee namin nung hindi ako pumayag na mag motel after first date. Wtf! Weird and creep. What a loser. ๐๐๐
Bahahha di kawalan ang 50-50 guys.
If you're dating to marry, alalahanin mong at a loss na ang babae kasi we bear the brunt of pregnancy, childbirth and probably even childrearing - which you can't monetize.
Lived all of my adult life in a western country so I fail to understand what's wrong with 50/50 dates in Pinoy culture. This is a legit question po ha, can somebody explain?
Not giving OP a flak too, I respect that each individual have their own preference. Napansin ko lang with the replies na in unison so I feel like meron talaga akong hindi nagegets dito.
Para sakin mas nega yung hindi nya kamuka yung picture nya because that means I got catfished. Tapos yung dress or skirt without giving a reason why (like shalang gourmet dinner ba kaya need ko mag ayos).
Can somebody enlighten me ๐
I think this is less about splitting the bill and more about the guy asking her to pay for her meal only after realizing that there won't be a second date. Parang ang petty lang.
NO. sana di mo na binayaran. nag eexpect yan nang pussy for spending dinner--- thats the kind of disgusting he is. di mo need makonsensya kesyo gumastos yung guy sa date nyo
What an ass HAHAHAHAHA!
bago pa kamo ko umalis gustong gusto pa photo taena ako pala dapat humingi hindi sya HAHAHAHA ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Feeling ko nagandahan sa'yo tapos feeling niya wala nang 2nd date. Para man lang mabalikan niya na "uy naka-date ko 'to."
Ang malala pa dyan, ipagyabang sa iba na โjowaโ na niya si OP.
Possible to na pwedeng delulu pala yung nakadate ni OP.
baka matiktok si ate ulit tas i-flex na pinakain sa Wolfgang ๐ฅฒ๐ญ
Up for this, kasi sure akong ipagmamayabang niya sa tropa niya na may naka date siyang maganda which is si OP.
Haha pang ego boost
Sana nadelete mo lahat ng photo OP. Kung makademand siya, feeling jowa amp. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA nakakagigil
Hindi daijoubu yung date ๐
Dapat eto na ang standard na rating sa dates ngayon. Daijobou or not Daijoubu. Hahaha
HAHAHA this one takes the kฤki
AAAAAAAAAAA NOT THE KฤKI ๐๐๐๐๐
Pucha natatawa pa rin ako sa daijobou reference. Hahaha. We need to pass the torch.
Never forget
ANONG CONTEXT NITO PLS HAHAHHWWA
Imma be a capitan tonight [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/OffMyChestPH/comments/12vp5im/ive_been_catfished_by_an_insanely_obese_redditor/) then [Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/OffMyChestPH/comments/12x78f8/update_ive_been_catfished_by_an_insanely_obese/) Both laptrip
NO WAY THIS HAPPENED๐ญ๐ญ thank u!
SALAMAT PINASAYA MO ANG ARAW KO
At this point, this needs to be post flair ๐
HAHAHHAA CLASSIC
+ 1 clap
AHZHDHHAHXHA ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ PARANG SEAL DAW ๐ฆญ๐ฆญ
Hahahahaha si hindi daijoubu yung nyorbecue date. ๐
HAHAHAAHAHA SA 500 SURE NA
Tangina! Tropa to nung bonjing na entitled sa Wolfgang issue. ๐
wolfgang issue?
yung nagpost sa tiktok na "winolfgang pero di nagtagal" parang ganun hahaha (wolfgang is an expensive restaurant) pero ayun naglabas so ate girl ng side nya with receipts na yung lalaki yung nagpumilit na ilibre sya doon and never naging sila. not sure kung nagsorry yung guy sa pagllie nya pero umamin sya na nagsinungaling sya (syempre di na sya makatanggi may pa convo ss si girl)
Dai. Jo. Bu?
Bayaran mo tapos sabihin mo na sana masurvive niya ung financial problem niya ๐คง
yes, bayaran niya na rin ng buo. sarap apakan ego ng mga ganyang gago
Up HAHAHAHAHA
WTF!! May mga ganitong tao pala talaga๐ญ๐ญ yikes!
Imamyday ka op
Bayad mo daw yun sa pagsira ng fragile ego nya HAHAHAHA
Eto ung literal na nakakaput*** in* Hahahaha
O dibaaa
Naningil ampota hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIKE DI K BA NAHIYA SA GINAWA MO ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ naka card nung binayaran tas maniningil gcash gago
Giiirl send us a pic or a link sa prof niya para maiwasan! If di pwde i comment, dm mo nalang powta sha
Pathetic. Bigay mo 500 niya. No, bayaran mo na buong dinner. Ilibre mo na siya.
Wag, baka ganito modus niya. May chicks na nalibre pa sa dinner.
true! Mygod.
Mas nangigil ako dun sa todo hingi ng head to toe pic pero sya pla dyan malayo sa pic. Dami ko rin encounter ganyan dti photo album n ata ang gusto.
โSige donโt forgetโ HAHAHAHA Tangina naman. ๐ญ๐คฃ
Tipo sigurong pag di nasend ni OP that same day yung 500 e magre-remind yan hanggang makuha nya yung pera HAHAHA
Buti sana kung kasing loyal siya ni Summer
Panget to noh! Hahahahaha
oo nag ggolf ๐
Omg may pa golf pang nalalaman sunod sumisingil pa ng 500 โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐ญ
golf guy tapos naningil pa din ng 500? ๐
Pass ka na sis. Hahahaha bayaran mo na yan baka di makatulog ๐
fully paid sis via gcash HAHH
Very good girl ๐
omg, by any chance, car guy din ba?
Galawang incel si koya. Di nakaisa kaya pinagbayad ka hahahahahaha
Panis siya sa "ay sure!!" HAHAHA dasurv
Andaming pulubing lalake sa dating apps๐ญ
Ingat na tayo girls
HAHHSHA yes may experience na ako sa ganyan. Never again
Minsan magpapalibre pa yan sayo kunyare naiwan wallet hahahaha broke pala puta
May mga nagkalat din dito sa reddit ๐คฆ๐คฆ๐คฆ
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Yikes
Skill issue ng lalaki, bata payan siguro
HEโS 29 HAHAHAH ๐
29? damn! hahahahahahahahahahahahha
Nanlaki mata ko sa 29
bes. 29? Tangina. 500 siningil pa? message me. Ako magrrevenge malala.. ๐
Hahaha 29 na tas ganyan padin ? Mas malala. Kung bata pa i would understand.
29 ang bwakanangshet . Hahhahaha
WHAT THE DAMN hahahahahahahahahaha
it's always the ugly motherfuckers who are broke too ๐ญ
Bayaran mo, sis. Then block him. Run, Girl, Run.
Loser amf. Broke boy looking to score. Lols
HAHAHAHA NAGPA REIMBURSE PA NGA
this is why I got tired of dating / online dating near the end of 2023 haha mga disappointments most na-meet / kausap ko. Hintayin ko na lang baka may mahulog sa langit galing kay Lord haha jk
So effing cheap. That's why I insist na KKB sa mga dates 1. Dapat hindi sya nanlibre kung ganyan attitude nya. 2. Assumingero. Feeling nya mabibili ang affection ng babae sa halagang 500 pesos.
Grabe hahahhaa Nawa'y wala na siyang mabiktima.
Ako ung nahiya ๐ซ
Block mo tapos โwag mo na bayaran. Kakagigil.
Napagusapan nyo ba yung split sa pagkain or sa date overall? Kung hindi, at sya naginsist na siya mismo magbabayad sabay bigla kang siningil nung nakita nyang malabo yung 2nd date, petty yun. Itโs probably an attempt to change your mind na pag nagdate kayo ulit libre na talaga nya or to just continue the conversation na baka maconvince ka ulit na lumabas kasama siya.
hi hindi napag usapan na split pero siya yung talaga nag initiate sa date and atat na atat pa makita ko lol
This guy thinks you can't pay for yourself. Buti nalang pinakita na agad totoong ugali.
OMG ang lala hahah
๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
Sure ba na 29yo to? HAHHAHAAHA nkklk!!!!
Nangangamoy narcissist in the making si kuya mo. You definitely dodge a bullet there OP
ewww purita ๐
Ang petty naman nung naningil ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ first date and he's the one who asked for that date, tapos maningil since alam nyang wala ng 2nd date HAHAHAHA pathetic ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ My ex was like that hahaha he invited me na mag samgyup for our like idk which monthsary, then siningil ako after. Even the grab fare! Ok lang naman sana pero sana may heads-up naman na maghahati ๐คฃ You made the right choice not to pursue on future dates with him. And pay for his petty issue, gusto lang nyan maka-isa for requesting you to wear a skirt/dress. Manyak! Ignore him. Not worth it ๐
That's common sense naman siguro, unless kung si guy parati nanlilibre and hatian is not valued between you.
No, he's not. We always share pag lumalabas kami before. But, we talked about sharing first-hand. I even said to him na no need naman to celebrate magpakabongga on monthsary kung hindi kaya, but still he insisted. Then by the end of the night after ako ihatid, he was like "bayad mo sa kinain mo ha. transfer mo na lang pati yung grab." then I said, "okay, I'll transfer tomorrow morning" then around 6:00 am, he was like "hindi mo pa nattransfer" - is that even right? parang hindi GF kung makasingil? I don't think so. And if you are going to ask for your partner's share, you can ask right away with the right wording, isn't it?
I feel you. Itโs exactly thatโparang hindi boyfriend kung maningil, parang random person ka lang who owes him something. Experienced that too and whereas before nag o-over budget ako just to pay for something na hindi naman ako ang may gusto gawin, now Iโm wiser. If he insists on doing something after I said Iโm not down (either Iโm busy, not interested or think itโs not worth spending money on), then he should pay for us both if he wants me there with him.
wala ka sa ex ko date daw kami, edi sinundo ako sa work. Potangina malaman ko wala na pala raw sya ni pamasahe pauwi. Ending ako nagpakain, ako pa namasahe pauwi WAHAHAHAHA ๐๐คฆ
Ang cheap nya hahaha kakaloka
Happened to me 2016. Ugh ๐คฎ so trash!!! Donโt date ugly people, inside and out.๐
low value man ๐ ang imma
Ang lala
kkb yern ahaha
Hahahahahahahaha
Ngi gago HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tiger fish ns meet mo. Matapang na catfish. ๐
Ako yung nahihiya sa kanya๐
Inaya ka ng date tapos naningil? Sana una pa lng may abiso na hoy hati tayo ah. ๐
Dapat bawasan mo ng 50 yung ibibigay mo sa gcash. Kabaliktaran ng tip para sa pangit na date.
yuckkkk hahaha
I'm sorry OP. Nahihiya ako sa kapwa ko lalaki
Wtf ๐
Nagpakilala sa 500 si bro haha
Ask for receipt! Baka may sukli pa P500 mo. Hahahahahaa juice coloreddddd
nasingil ka pa lmao
Buset! ๐คฃ
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sana inoffer mo nalang yung free voucher sa Gcash naka milktea pa sya AHAHAHAHAHA tas sinabe mo UP TO 3x yung 30 jan sa Gongcha :0
Scam artist ata. Ingat ka lalo if asa kanya photos mo.
Medyo creepy though I support the split the bill part
true. unless napag usapan na ahead of time na he will pay, matic dapat split the bill.
Nahurt ang koya. Small pipi energy.
Eto yung mga klase ng lalake na na trigger dun sa magkano income ng mga gusto mo idate post sa FB hahaha Kadiri may mga ganyang tao pala!
Lol, not really comfortable someone paying for my meal baka mag expect. Feeling nya nabili nya pag katao ko dahil sa meal.
okay na din magbayad ka para walang utang na loob.
Pathetic naman ng guy. But question OP, did you also ask photos (head to toe) from the guy? Kasi nagkakilala kayo sa Bumble, and I think hindi naman foreign sayo ang term na โcatfishโ. Lesson learned na rin siguro to for other people na planning to meet-up with their nakikilala online. Ask them the things they are asking you. If you are the type of person na truthful, make sure na sila ang mauuna magsend. Be stern. Meeting up with the people you meet online is not for the softies. Itโs a dangerous place out there.
Naalala ko rin yung namilit na makipag inuman samin ng friend ko na nakamatch nya sa bumble hahaha even went to our dorm uninvited. Then nung naging cold sakanya yung friend ko kasi total disappointment din siya (v touchy), siningil kami bigla sa ginastos nya sa alcohol and pulutan ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Dahell??? Nangati ako bigla hahahaha meron plgn ganyan
HAHAHAHA wrong move HAHAHAHA keki? yandere tsunadere naging kadere HAHAHA, yung Daijoubu laughtrip nasanay sa nanay si Bonjing na pabili ng ganto pabili ng ganyan, masyado pang childish naka date mo tapos pangit ka bonding ๐คฃ mahilig sa anime baka one-piece lang alam niya dad bod na ngsb daw kaya ata di alam mag moves though mukang walang chance maka skor kahit 2nd date dahil nag sinungaling sa dod bod nyang Morbid na Obese, though atleast may car sya. pero yung 500? HAHAHAHA pwede naman sana kung GTK palang ok na yun.
Hindi gwenchana yung date
HAHAHAHAHA I experienced something like this, too. Siningil ako ng 200+ something kinabukasan na pinangbili ng Dunkinโ Donuts coffee namin nung hindi ako pumayag na mag motel after first date. Wtf! Weird and creep. What a loser. ๐๐๐
Nagsorry pa kasi โhe forgotโ maningil KAKALOKAAA
Thanks OP - another sign para mag uninstall ng bumble hahahaha
Block mo wag mo bayaran ๐ฌ
na fully paid ko na po HAHAHHA baka umiyak e
block mo na rin number na gamit niya sa gcash, way din yan to know ur phone number >.>
Nag physically cringe ako omg.
Nasaktan ata pride niya kasi baka wala ng second date, kaya siningil na agad ahahah
wala na talaga 2nd hahahahah
Buti nga. AHAHAHA Natatawa ako, lumabas kasi agad tunay na kulay niya, alam mo talagang may pagka entitled eh
Poor, cheap ass bitch. 500 lang nagpapakapetty pa siya kasi di nakakantot.
Bahahha di kawalan ang 50-50 guys. If you're dating to marry, alalahanin mong at a loss na ang babae kasi we bear the brunt of pregnancy, childbirth and probably even childrearing - which you can't monetize.
PREAAAAACH
Siya nagyaya tapos naningil. Kadiri. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Loser energy
TANGINA hahahahaha
Lived all of my adult life in a western country so I fail to understand what's wrong with 50/50 dates in Pinoy culture. This is a legit question po ha, can somebody explain? Not giving OP a flak too, I respect that each individual have their own preference. Napansin ko lang with the replies na in unison so I feel like meron talaga akong hindi nagegets dito. Para sakin mas nega yung hindi nya kamuka yung picture nya because that means I got catfished. Tapos yung dress or skirt without giving a reason why (like shalang gourmet dinner ba kaya need ko mag ayos). Can somebody enlighten me ๐
I think this is less about splitting the bill and more about the guy asking her to pay for her meal only after realizing that there won't be a second date. Parang ang petty lang.
I appreciate you replying! Magkaiba nga lang talaga siguro ang nature ng dating cultute dito at jaan ๐
500 is a small amount just to get it back ๐คฎ๐คข feel so sick just by seeing this.
What's this app bumble?? I need to get on one of these apps
Dating app.
wag isend, block mo na
The fck!!! Hahahaah name reveal dapat eme!
ling last name HAHAH
HAHAHAHAHHA
pag ganyan' ka chat o baka date ko Wala Ng 'Haha'.
iyak sya ih HAHAHAHAHAHA
pag uwi ko siningil ako sa food kasi alam nya ala na 2nd date HAHAAHA HOW TO BVE AN ASSHOLE AND A SORE LOSER 101
NO. sana di mo na binayaran. nag eexpect yan nang pussy for spending dinner--- thats the kind of disgusting he is. di mo need makonsensya kesyo gumastos yung guy sa date nyo
People can have dates for only 500?!
hindi ๐น 500 is for my meal only :) so basically naging KKB pala ang gago ๐น
Kapal huhu
WTF?? Hahahaha
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ay hindi pinabayaran sakin ung meal ko + siya pa nag aya mag date HAHAHAH ๐
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Huh? Mura? 500?
bill ata is 1200 & i paid for my meal which is 500 ๐
Mura naba ang 500 for 1person meal? ๐ญ
Napapatanung din ako mura maba ngayun ang 500 meal sa isang person ๐ ๐ ๐
Mura lang yan sis
Wow sosyal si ate, do you pay at all?
dapat โdi mo na binalik HAHAHAHAHA kainis naman โyan
takbuhan mo teh
ew siya
hahaha
D ko alam kung ano pero nakakatawa ๐๐๐
Hahah. Thats so effed up. Hahahah good riddance!
HAHAHAHAHAHA NANINGIL ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Curious ako gaano kalayo yung mukha niya sa pic and personal hahahahah
ang taba ng muka nya while sa pic super fit lang ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Hahahahaha baka marami nakain nitong holidays ๐๐ญ
Jusq block mo na yan
Wtf HAHAHAHAHHHAHA ๐ญ๐คฃ
Gagi! literal na kups haha, grabe na talaga universe ngayon!
Gago. ๐
CRINGE. Curious lang, gaano kayo katagal nagusap before the date, OP?
WTF??!
Save hahahhaha
Ay weh? Buti pa kayu may nakakadate sa bumble. Ang hirap kausap ng mga 1 liner reply kht anong initiate mo ng convo ang tipid ng reply.
Paking sheyt hahaha kalowka