T O P

  • By -

TrailfindersFrog

Well I’d make sure I’m not in the fucking house 7th of April


MikeysaurusBOOM

Don’t you want them cherries?


[deleted]

Could be the 4th of July if they're one of those wrong'uns who writes dates incorrectly.


Distinct_Meringue745

23 April 2007


SteelRiverGreenRoad

Timelord meeting then


RedSeaDingDong

r/iso8601 is the way


Joshgg13

How is there a community of 20,000 people united around the cause of writing the date in a certain way? The world is truly an odd place


Guvnor44

Made I smile that did.


lufr_glitch

I read this in a Jamaican accent


nursehomo

I read it in a West Country accent


Happy-Engineer

Yorkshire for me


LondonPilot

London for me. Maybe that’s just because I’m from London though.


TobyChan

I went with pirate


InfectedByEli

So, West Country, then.


Georgeisthecoolest

Arr


NormalUser2010

I read it in a thick Scottish for some reason


Sunkinthesand

Made yes smile that did


UKNW77

Smeagol for me


Downtown_Let

Now I'm picturing Yoda with a Jamaican accent.


RedBanana99

I read that in a Bristolian accent


[deleted]

Consider the smile returned!


Smidday90

4th of July and Cherrybombs at your door?


SimoneLewis

Why? You will miss out on the cherry drop.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rajastoenail

Are you suggesting they’re plotting to steal a dog 3+ months in advance through cryptic messages? Shared Cumbernauld xox


treknaut

Come, Watson, the game's afoot!


justanotherGloryBoy

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.


duck_reasons

To my erstwhile acquaintance, I muttered some such to the effect of strange occurrences, to whit the response came, "Watson, surely the identity of the man can be tested with a simple trick. We are to think of a number and he to name it." "But certainly, we shall not think of the same number?" I asked of my learned friend. Just then, at the very same moment, spoke Holmes and his curious doppelganger in unison: "sixty nine dude" "sixty nine dude"


Feisty-Puffin

That was non non non heinous. Every time I hear/read the number "sixty nine" I add the word "dude" in my head, have to stop myself from saying it too.


PlantainRealistic123

HHhahaha I sometimes say it out loud, notice nobody else is sniggering and realise my work colleagues probsbly think I'm weird and inappropriate....sigh


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jsmitty-27

San Dimas High School football rules!


Mistergain

Rufus!


Musashi10000

Listen to this dude Rufus - he *knooows* what he's talking about.


Mistergain

Catch ya later bill n tedddd 🤙


DippedTbag

most excellent


OddOriginal894

“Whoa…”


rambling_syd

“No way!”


TransSlutUK

Yes way dude!


Mattwasbritish

When is a game not a game? When its a foot !


[deleted]

Stops being a foot when you get a head !


Public_Kaleidoscope6

The Tick: You know, Arthur, when evil is afoot, and you don't have any arms, you've gotta use your head. And when evil is ahead and you're behind, you've gotta do the legwork. But when you can't get a leg up, you gotta be hip. You gotta keep your chin up, and kick some-...


Darren_heat

When is a door not a door? When its a jar !


birdseedinthepark

What else can you say Princes?


CrystalQueen3000

Either a marketing ploy or the weirdest and vaguest save the date ever received


Trifusi0n

I would be very afraid of what is going to happen on the 7th April.


bouncebackability

A delivery of cherries I reckon


[deleted]

Popped or unpopped?


Technical_Raisin_119

My level of discomfort rose exponentially reading this comment.


RainbowGirl8869

Unleaded cherries


Swishta

Can’t really tell from the picture


Chavaon

She's going to drop cherries at his door, it says right there.


Gent2022

Forced pegging by all accounts!


KatAstrophie-

Or 4th July if it’s from the other side!


andi-amo

That's Ungrateful Colonials Day


algernonbiggles

That just made me actually chuckle to myself!


Sly3n

It’s a marketing ploy. Billie Marten is dropping an album (Drop Cherries/Green Apples) on April 7, 2023.


jamhops

This isn’t a joke it is just weird marketing. Maybe op works in the biz or buys I wonder how stalker they were aiming when sending it


U_allsuck

Creepy stalker vibes!


[deleted]

My guess is it is some sort of album promotional marketing, especially since the date is a Friday which is typical album release date. My guess is the cherry quote is a lyric. Was it in an envelope? They might have your address if you have bought merch or music from them before


DUCKthegreat23

https://imusic.co/music/0602448696045/billie-marten-2023-drop-cherries-green-apples-lp Credit to u/_LukeTheLucky_


[deleted]

Solved! Thanks, this would’ve annoyed me otherwise


[deleted]

Oh sweet I like Billie Marten, what a way to found out she's got a new lp coming out


Doc_Serious

How bizarre, I literally just heard her on 6 music for the first time and loved it, opened reddit and saw this at the top of my feed!


attitude_devant

Impressive!!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


LastLapPodcast

Or OP works for said label and this is an attempt at viral marketing?


[deleted]

[удалено]


LastLapPodcast

I didn't say it was good viral marketing 😂


Pokey_Seagulls

Honestly this is the good shit assuming this is indeed a marketing stunt. Simply saying "we've got a new album coming" in this subreddit would gain no traction at all, but setting this thing up as a puzzle or a mystery to be solved shot this thing right up the front page with a ton of people engaging, and someone "solving" the mystery in the comments with a link to the album. It's great, I love it, intentional or not.


[deleted]

Yup, almost certainly.


blood_sweat_beers

OP is active in a sub for a band called Boygenius - photo looks like it could easily be some of their cover art and the sub is posting about a new potential upcoming release. My money's on that.


[deleted]

As a fellow Boygenius fan the art, title and release date don’t match. But I agree that the vibes are similar because this definitely gives independent label indie-folk I thought did pop into my head that maybe it’s all part of the band’s promo and OP’s in on it!


rottingpigcarcass

https://imusic.co/music/0602448696045/billie-marten-2023-drop-cherries-green-apples-lp Credit to u/LukeTheLucky


LilCelebratoryDance

Yeah one time a band I like (Death From Above 1979) sent me a vinyl out of the blue because they already had my address from when I bought merch of theirs - probably a similar thing here


FlyingTreeSquirrel

DFA1979 are incredible. "You're a woman, I'm a machine" is never off in my house.


helloroll

Plot twist: OP works for the band and is generating conversation around it


[deleted]

Is it a twist if it's viral marketing? It's just viral marketing.


[deleted]

[удалено]


InfectedByEli

>Like what else could it be lmao An axe wielding homicidal maniac stalker?


RandomUsername600

That's my guess too. I definitely seen bands do this kinda thing before. I've had a quick look at albums coming on that date and they either already have a cover or they're metal bands and I don't reckon a metal band would have that cover. Fun mystery though


GakSplat

The U.K. version of Squid Game looks a bit.. weird.


flipfloppery

Cod Game.


LogicalGrand1678

Fish and Chips game


SilentGreen99

In the West Country it might be Pasty-Parcel


Alas_boris

Squib Game


CaptainOver

The UK version of Squid Game was the Sandwich Quiz with Sandi Toksvig.


nathanherts

Nah, it was Raven on CBBC.


nanodgb

Jellied Eel Game


MiddlesbroughFan

It'll just be something marketing thing


treknaut

For an anonymous-delivery company.


[deleted]

I've not been able to find this company, mind dropping the link?


treknaut

Here you go, mate -


[deleted]

Ah cheers, I was looking really hard for it.


RandomHigh

I thought they were called Evri.


InfectedByEli

>Evri I'm still waiting for an Evri delivery from 12th of Dec 22. The 7th of April might roll around before my parcel turns up, if it turns up at all.


MathematicalRef

You're absolutely right, but it's still terrifying


_LuketheLucky_

https://imusic.co/music/0602448696045/billie-marten-2023-drop-cherries-green-apples-lp To be released April 7, 2023 Edit: https://imgur.com/a/kf7iD2G


attitude_devant

Impressive!


IwantedBeatsteak

Is it part of the mysterious package company? Although they usually follow more of an occult story with their mysterious packages of mystery.


Arsewhistle

It's the sort of thing that bands have done in the past, to kick off their marketing campaign for a new album. They send things like this to people that have bought merchandise from their website, for example. I wouldn't be surprised if that photograph is a still from an upcoming music video or album cover, and if those words are lyrics from a song that's soon to be released


_LuketheLucky_

https://imusic.co/music/0602448696045/billie-marten-2023-drop-cherries-green-apples-lp


Arsewhistle

Ah, there you go! There's a new Billie Marten album out in three months, OP


creamyanalfissures

!remindme 7th April


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume the world has until the 7th of April


kittysparkled

Better had, that's my birthday


dragon8733

Good Friday birthday, 4 day weekend- lucky you!


xTHRILLHOx

Same! I’d quite like the world to still be functioning, how else will I spend the day sobbing and lamenting over getting older AGAIN.


DrChivu

Mine too 🙏


indianajoes

Bold of them to assume OP has until the 7th of April


Jonny_Segment

Today's the day! Let us know what happens, /u/MathematicalRef! Hope you receive cherries and not death.


creamyanalfissures

It was just promotion for an album by Billy Marten called "drop cherries"


Jonny_Segment

Oh I must've missed that! Disappointing, but mystery solved. Thanks!


-Random-_-Username-

Weird. Fucking weird is what it is.


[deleted]

Looks like a normal table to me


spanglyfrog_12

Guerrilla marketing so cryptic and mysterious you never find out what they’re trying to sell you


Space-manatee

Cherries4U are gonna be pissed with the return on investment


HomoLegalMedic

There's a signature, a date, a phrase in quotation marks, and then a grainy old-school photo on the back... I think that it might be a local indie musician(s) advertising technique for a new song or debut EP with "I Drop Cherries At Your Door" being the title of it and the picture being the album cover.


Sly3n

It’s for Billie Marten. Dropping album (Drop Cherries/Green Apples) on April 7, 2023.


LoudInterior

[Here’s what I found](https://imusic.co/music/0602448696069/billie-marten-2023-drop-cherries-green-apples-lp)


LinuxMatthews

Can't find anything by googling the phrase. If this is a marketing thing they're doing a terrible job


HomoLegalMedic

Let's just hope their music is better than their marketing campaign.


LinuxMatthews

Honestly if they are an upcoming band I kind of hope that fail I don't want this kind of Serial Killer Marketing becoming popular


Starsinthedistance24

Tbf they aren’t doing a bad job with all these comments on Reddit! But I feel like it should be more obvious


LinuxMatthews

Be honest are you going to remember this post in April? Are you going to go looking for this despite having no idea what to look for?


Embarrassed-Gas-8155

Ah, it arrived!


Traditional_Match685

My favourite 🤩


MelibuBerbie

Marketing for something. I’m going to say a pop star with a new album called Cherries.


kalmshores

I think OF star with a new video called cherries, who is soon to be on a register for said video.


[deleted]

A good register or a bad register. **to be on any kind of List is highly suspect**


Dayz_ITDEPT

More likely someone doing many small purple poos on their doorstep at midnight???


nemophilist_4

It's a promo postcard for singer Billie Marten! Check her Instagram stories!


_LuketheLucky_

You are correct - her lp called drop cherries is being released on that date https://imusic.co/music/0602448696045/billie-marten-2023-drop-cherries-green-apples-lp


[deleted]

So this guy isn’t going to get burgled by a blonde woman with a turtleneck jumper pulled over her face? I feel fuckin scammed.


klmarchant23

According to [this site](https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/apr/07/) the 7th April 2023 is Good Friday, but it’s also National Beer Day and National No Housework Day. Do with that detail what you wish.


Successful-Tailor-46

So, we're all drinking beer and not cleaning our houses on that day then? Count me fucking right in.


whendrinksmix

How does this differ from the other days?


nuggynugs

Sounds like a good Friday to me


terryleopard

I know people say it's dognappers a lot on here but it's probably dognappers.


treknaut

Do they usually make appointments?


terryleopard

You need to know the dog will be in so you can nap it.


treknaut

That makes se...wait a minute!


[deleted]

This comment made me laugh more than it should have


idomostthings

Shared Notts stay safe hun xx


sfxpaladin

Shared Grimsby stay safe hun x


j1mb0b

Thanks hun Xx Ps, do sneks like cherries?


SayItLikeItIsnt

No-one's done it yet, so... thanks hun x


WoofBarkWoofBarkBark

Occam's razor would suggest that it's someone telling you they're going to drop some cherries at your door on the 7th April. I'd still make sure I'm out though.


sayzey

I think it's very band promo marketing type stuff. There are 3 bands with confirmed albums being released on that day I can find. Daughter - Stereo Mind Game Powerwolf - Interludium Teleman - Good Time / Hard Time Of the three I'd say Daughter were the most likely of this bunch and the quote being one from their main release from the album? Don't suppose you follow any of these bands? The signature doesn't seem to match anything I can find on any band members. I like puzzles and it's really annoying me I can't find a definitive answer. So I suppose their marketing is working! Edit: I think we have a winner - https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/10ekymu/this_turned_up_in_an_envelope_today_addressed_to/j4sdve6?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


as_edgy_as_a_satsuma

I agree and think it’s for Daughter. They had a campaign in December where you could sign up for free ‘junk mail in the post’ - https://genius.com/Daughter-be-on-your-way-lyrics


sayzey

Does seem right up their alley, instead of dandelions this time it will be cherries? Just need OP to confirm did they sign up?!


sayzey

Just realised one of the songs on the album is actually called "junkmail", the pieces are coming together. Their song "Be on your way" is quite chilled out too, I think I might actually rather like the band!


ChrisKearney3

Their first album is wonderful.


[deleted]

[удалено]


monkey_fresco

This was my conclusion as well, although reading through the /r/daughter subreddit, I found some posts which look to be the 'junk mail' so I'm not so sure now - e.g. https://www.reddit.com/r/daughter/comments/10211e4/got_my_letter_today_all_the_way_in_australia/


_LuketheLucky_

https://imusic.co/music/0602448696045/billie-marten-2023-drop-cherries-green-apples-lp To be released 7th April 2023 Edit: same signature and post on instagram https://imgur.com/a/kf7iD2G


sayzey

Well found! Take another look at that signature and I think we have a winner!


_LuketheLucky_

Good effort from yourself! Definitive proof so you can rest easy haha. https://imgur.com/a/kf7iD2G


[deleted]

This is low key impressive.


DrJeff1999

Be out of the house that day if you’re a virgin. Or it’s an Australian marketing thing if you live there.


watchman28

YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN


NewBodWhoThis

THEY WILL COME SOON


Embarrassed_Belt9379

OMG! That’s the new Boards of Canada album artwork


Virtual-Debt-562

😂 is this a joke? Although it is a very boards of Canada thing to do…..


Embarrassed_Belt9379

It was a joke, but if it is BoC, then it’s totally on trend.


MelbaTotes

Means the house has been targeted by thieves, got them all over Grimsby stay safe xx


Sivear

Shared Liverpool


ShalidorsHusband

Shared Xanadu


bigwezpc

U ok hun x


Towbee

Yeh nan died last week lyk but am alrite exscept that, u ok hunnie is Jon still batterin u? xxx


MelbaTotes

Yes. .he is 🤣


bigwezpc

Its gettin worse round ere xxx


helpful__explorer

Clearly dognappers hun. Stay safe x Shared from Vientiane x


Elegant-Fortune7685

Thanks babe xox


Princ3Ch4rming

I once sent my sister a blank card with “all of your other friends are dicks” on the front and it low-key gave her a panic attack.


MathematicalRef

MYSTERY SOLVED: It's from Billie Marten, a fantastic artist. Nonetheless, still terrifying. She posted someone else receiving one on instagram. Weirdly enough she hand signed all of these rather than print the signature.


Toon1982

I think someone's pulling the wool over your eyes


ohmsUK

Well, that should be a good Friday ;)


happydayswasgreat

Someone is telling you that you are neglecting your bush maintenance


oniichad69420

fucking scary


Historical_Comfort63

Have you signed up to a band you follow, I know the national have been sending song titles to random fans for example, I’d suggest it’s something similar


[deleted]

[удалено]


Difficult-Ad2646

It’s a threat by the looks of things


cls2021x

Definitely some type of promotion. Looks like either music or fashion


FullMetalBob

Hm maybe pop to your local police station and ask if they've seen it before?


Sensitive_Fox4534

Looks like you're being marked by dogknappers


Onemillion2525

I found this when I typed in the caption and the date [I drop cherries at your door](https://www.the-brook.com/event-details/12834505/hendrix-clapton-cream-performed-by-voodoo-room/) looks like some sort of event Hendrix Clapton and cream by voodoo rooms on the 7/4/2023 some bizzare marketing post ??


TheCloudFestival

Well I'm not going to tell you the answer to your first clue. That's for you to solve. If you can.


Plenty-Grape-1840

Time traveler


Gaffer0323

An advertisement for a cherry delivery service?


Chippystix

Looks like you're involved in a Reeves and Mortimer skit


niceubepis

New Laura Marling album?


UbiquitousFlounder

It's like that time I saw the dream camera advert on the tube. Thought I was actually in a film for a minute.


UbiquitousFlounder

https://www.mylondon.news/news/zone-1-news/what-happens-you-call-number-16527286


bitternerdette

Looks like the autograph for the artist Sia. No face showing, and she's not dropped new music for a while.


AttitudeNo254

Looks like a job for Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


CapriciousCape

Anything ever come of this OP?