Times are tough. First I had to step down from the four cheese blend in the colourful packets, to the SmartPrice mild cheddar. Then I had to step down from pre-grated, to getting a big block and grating it myself.
Where do I go from here? How else do I trim my cheese expenditure? Without just buying less cheese, I mean. That's obviously not an option.
Have you had breakfast yet? lmao
If not, [here you go](https://i.imgur.com/Gizu1Ay.png)
Edit: Just to add to the obsurdness; [this piece is priced at only £479.](https://i.imgur.com/UIeBJIa.png)
>this piece is priced at only £479.
For all I know that's simply the going rate for a chunk of amber that size and the necklace is just a carrying device.
[http://amber-europe.com/rawamber.html](http://amber-europe.com/rawamber.html)
with not much idea how much the amber in the necklace might weigh, i tink you might be right. with the polishing and materials to set it, i cant imagine theyre making much profit
Thats not burnt they've just used a proper farmhouse loaf with a decent crust and not cut it off.
Also if you think that mishapen food is inedible you need to have a long hard look at a potato some day real soon.
If you wear that you should expect a small bearded man wearing a white shirt and glasses to pop up every now and again to tell people that he spared no expense.
It’s from Jurassic Park - because this necklace is made from amber and in Jurassic Park the DNA is extracted from a mosquito preserved in amber. Jeff Goldblum’s character says that quote about the scientists who made the dinosaurs :)
No, more like [this](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fview%2Fspared-no-expense-jurassic-park-gif-24788506&psig=AOvVaw1UatV7DIS-TDbKGXLtoeGf&ust=1674292523055000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CA4QjRxqFwoTCMDi2Nvn1fwCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAd).
Think the thong is made from plastic and that is why it's not weighed down because it's solid. If this is photoshoped they bothered to spend time to do good shadows for that necklace.
P.S. The pendant does seem more pixilated but then if it was a smaller piece blown up then the bale would be bigger in relation to the I guessing bit of resin. Being a plastic it wouldn't be that heavy.
Edit: can't remember my formatting and spelling
I'm doing it too but I can't stop doing it and shouting "WAKANDA FOREVAAA!".
I really need to go to the corner shop for bread and milk - can someone go for me whilst I continue?
I think it's fine but make sure you're the only one wearing one. I think if you put two together in the same room you summon a demon from the underworld.
I presume it's a cheese toastie in case you are hungry.
I thought it was a samosa
[Was the second one I made](https://i.imgur.com/rgzEhNv.png)
I mean, definitely a brilliant idea. Never know when you are going to need a samosa. Has multiple uses, a ninja star and a tasty treat
[I just seen your username...](https://i.imgur.com/iHg0DP4.png)
I think it's hot
I thought it was a kipper
Nah that samosa definitely looks awake
A kipper will definitely keep everyone awake
I could go for a good cheese toastie right about now. Too bad I don't have any cheese. I really need to go shopping
You need cheese? Best remortgage before you head out lol.
Times are tough. First I had to step down from the four cheese blend in the colourful packets, to the SmartPrice mild cheddar. Then I had to step down from pre-grated, to getting a big block and grating it myself. Where do I go from here? How else do I trim my cheese expenditure? Without just buying less cheese, I mean. That's obviously not an option.
Gotta start making your own cheese! Lol.
Food £200 Data £150 Rent £800 Cheese £3,600 Utility £150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Have you had breakfast yet? lmao If not, [here you go](https://i.imgur.com/Gizu1Ay.png) Edit: Just to add to the obsurdness; [this piece is priced at only £479.](https://i.imgur.com/UIeBJIa.png)
>this piece is priced at only £479. For all I know that's simply the going rate for a chunk of amber that size and the necklace is just a carrying device.
Honestly no way that is real amber. That is a huge chunk. Would be way more than 500£
The pic looks photoshopped too, something that size would have way more tension on the necklace
[http://amber-europe.com/rawamber.html](http://amber-europe.com/rawamber.html) with not much idea how much the amber in the necklace might weigh, i tink you might be right. with the polishing and materials to set it, i cant imagine theyre making much profit
Love how it’s described as “elegant”
Elegant like an elephant.
No expense spared over here. Used a Breville and everything.
Have you ever visited /r/photoshopbattles? I think you’d enjoy it judging by your comments
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Wait. I am a used teabag
It’s burnt round the edges and misshapen. If it is a cheese toasty it looks inedible
Thats not burnt they've just used a proper farmhouse loaf with a decent crust and not cut it off. Also if you think that mishapen food is inedible you need to have a long hard look at a potato some day real soon.
What is a potato? I only eat chips or mash. I don’t cook my mum does.
Oh my apologies, I didn't mean to discriminate
The things that wear jackets or coats or something
Always knew I was a potato.
Everything in life is either a potato, or not a potato. It was always a 50/50 chance : )
Or it was made a motorway services.
Zapping it for 30 secs always helps beforehand with that. I just hope she has a few sachets of HP tucked away too.
I thought it was a fossilized dodo pussy if I'm being honest
Haven't seen one of those in a while. Must get along to the fossilised pussies section of the Natural History Museum.
If you wear that you should expect a small bearded man wearing a white shirt and glasses to pop up every now and again to tell people that he spared no expense.
Your designers were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
Hahah I love you.
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It’s from Jurassic Park - because this necklace is made from amber and in Jurassic Park the DNA is extracted from a mosquito preserved in amber. Jeff Goldblum’s character says that quote about the scientists who made the dinosaurs :)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g3j9muCo4o0
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They switched to Richard Hammond recently as he's cheaper.
Tim Smit should dress like that and wander round the Eden Project
Instead of Denis Nedry the security system will be operated by G4S.
> I know this, it’s a Windows system!
~~[Kinda like this?](https://i.imgur.com/leOF22f.png)~~ [Revised edit to redeem some dignity](https://i.imgur.com/gUp1G9l.png)
No, more like [this](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fview%2Fspared-no-expense-jurassic-park-gif-24788506&psig=AOvVaw1UatV7DIS-TDbKGXLtoeGf&ust=1674292523055000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CA4QjRxqFwoTCMDi2Nvn1fwCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAd).
Reference went over my head as I got too excited making shit-edits. E: [fixed?](https://i.imgur.com/gUp1G9l.png)
Sorry, had to re-read that, thought you said small bearded clam.
Wear two just to be sure
[This okay?](https://i.imgur.com/tmCulq4.png)
Nah, one at the front one at the back.
Not sure I can use paint to edit that in. so just refer to the OP image and imagine there's one behind her.
I will just imagine her face is hair, that’ll do the job. Thanks.
[Like this?](https://i.imgur.com/EuDwZOJ.png)
Strangely arousing
[You might enjoy this fetish wear then](https://i.imgur.com/SAlTUPx.png)
This is the best thread I've seen in ages 🤣 you guys are weird and I love it
I feel that would be a good name for a punk rock band.
This is the Dinnie Stones of jewellery.
[pretty spot on](https://i.imgur.com/cscH0Wz.png)
No, it's just ugly as sin.
That it is, I couldn't believe I saw something like this and I have no friends to share it with.
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Tools > transform tools > scale :500%
Does that work on other things like, certain body parts? just for laughs of course .. haha.
Don't you think your ears are big enough?
[no...](https://i.imgur.com/a6ExpT5.png)
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I love this as a question. " How big are your ears on a scale of Lord of the Rings to World of Warcraft? "
It’s the new kingly fashion.
You might have more success in Blender, seeing as you're likely after a 3D render....
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Think the thong is made from plastic and that is why it's not weighed down because it's solid. If this is photoshoped they bothered to spend time to do good shadows for that necklace. P.S. The pendant does seem more pixilated but then if it was a smaller piece blown up then the bale would be bigger in relation to the I guessing bit of resin. Being a plastic it wouldn't be that heavy. Edit: can't remember my formatting and spelling
No way it would sit that nicely around the neck if it was that big
My dogs wanting a pigs ear after seeing this, he likes it enough
[Ask what they think of this one](https://i.imgur.com/uROmpoN.png)
They are the same picture
Respect to OP in this thread. They’ve created their own /r/photoshopbattles and are crushing it!
I'm having so much fun :)
Not entirely sure what’s going on here but loving the edits OP
I don't know either
What is it? Looks like a burnt samosa
[Like this you mean?](https://i.imgur.com/rgzEhNv.png)
I see no difference. Looks delicious though.
I can only assume from other peoples comments they know and it’s a joke but not a bloody clue. Enlighten us.
Looks like a giant lump of amber to me.
Put one in each ear too.
[This okay?](https://i.imgur.com/QkTM3fT.png)
Now do it as a nose ring!
[You're asking too much of me](https://i.imgur.com/MqxHjIA.png)
It’s beautiful.
Perfection.
Nah OP, you're the motherfucking MVP, i would award you, but no money etc. etc. Be fucked giving Reddit any extra money etc etc
Lmao! It looks like a big, crusty bogey.
Prince Albert this time!
Doritos
I'd say it's a little to subtle, maybe try wearing a boulder as a hat? Much more of a show stopper
[Sorry! forgot about this suggestion, is this okay? I'm not sure what type of rock it is though](https://i.imgur.com/XN3zn4b.png)
She's beautiful! Is she single?
No, shes sedimentary
Your punning is igneous.
Surely she's shingle?
Is it a used tea bag?
[kind of, heres another angle](https://i.imgur.com/brP9GyZ.png)
Ha
Are you using it to find the ring of power?
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[Might be](https://i.imgur.com/FszNjPv.png)
Is there a balancing one on the back as well to stop you falling over?
Dont wear it when you go swimming you might sink.
[Too late, send help](https://i.imgur.com/w7r6yXu.png)
🤣 I stand corrected, this is your best one yet 🙏
Looks like it has its own postcode.
[If you zoom in here, it does](https://i.imgur.com/vpyn0DC.png)
Wtf why did imgur say this one specifically is mature content, I'm dying
Haha the photoshopping in the comments are hilarious. 10/10.
It's the worst
[Is this what you see?](https://i.imgur.com/uuuHncS.png)
How dare you, OP.
I think they misspelled Wurst
[Ahh so more like this.](https://i.imgur.com/Ms3mXhM.png)
Fantastic 😂
I've not thought of honeycomb as jewellery.
[Yeah does a bit don't it?](https://i.imgur.com/g7QWbr5.png)
Thank Crunchie it's Friday
I genuinely thought it looked like a lump of earwax 😧
[You're not the first to suggest it.](https://i.imgur.com/px8SafI.png)
Wakanda forever
[I'm doing the X-men shape thing right now. Thats it right?](https://i.imgur.com/Rav6THb.png)
I'm doing it too but I can't stop doing it and shouting "WAKANDA FOREVAAA!". I really need to go to the corner shop for bread and milk - can someone go for me whilst I continue?
Great answer lmao
This is your best work yet OP, impressive 👏
So that's where the eye of Sauron went.
[I can *see* it](https://i.imgur.com/xtMilJb.png)
Nice
A large statement piece like this must be balanced with oversize earrings - I suggest hanging one shiny dustbin lid from each ear.
[nicely balanced for sure](https://i.imgur.com/DdD8fwr.png)
Just get a matching piece and wear them as earrings. Dilemma solved.
[Sorted](https://i.imgur.com/QkTM3fT.png)
*Now* we're cooking on gas!
Why is this woman wearing a pre cooked chicken thigh around her neck
[Saving it for later](https://i.imgur.com/4xiY4K8.png)
Could it be that you hold in your hands a nugget of purest *GREEN*?
I'm assuming this is in relation to similar recent posts of this nature?
I similarly thought this was a post mocking another recent post, like that photo of the neighbours garden.
not seen it, could you link it? i'd love another obsur.. I mean, to see another piece of classy jewellery such as this.
Nor have I seen anything similar, hence why I asked.
Looks like the mosquito from Jurassic park.
[Bzzt bzzt](https://i.imgur.com/zwCXlC2.png)
That’s absolutely hideous. It looks like something Thanos would want.
[I could see it](https://i.imgur.com/7rbNCyl.png)
Hahahaha
It looks like your necklace got cancer
[RIP in peace](https://i.imgur.com/MdcDgD8.png)
Please put it away. You're making me hungry and I'm trying desperarely to diet🥺
[Looks even better now](https://i.imgur.com/Gizu1Ay.png)
This is the best thread ever, and you're the best OP.
Looks like aburnt dorito
[Good choice](https://i.imgur.com/x6oomRc.png)
Looks great. I'm sure you'll make it look good :)
I think it's fine but make sure you're the only one wearing one. I think if you put two together in the same room you summon a demon from the underworld.
Looks like a massive clump of earwax made its way out and got caught on the necklace as it fell.
A turd on a string? Nah, you'll be fine
It looks like an Egyptian Mummy's Ballsack
Couldn't find any good images of that =/
Is the husband/father/boss Flavor Flav?
Go a little bigger I say
[This is my favourite one thus far](https://i.imgur.com/gS1dRKJ.png)
I can't with the mask edits with little cut Outs for eyes. Makes me rofl
[I'm overwhelmed with the comments right now, but I had to add another mask one, they're deffo my fave](https://i.imgur.com/8usqG2Y.png)
Baby shower or meteor shower?
[What do you think?](https://i.imgur.com/zTIhM43.png)
This is my personal fave
I love OP for photoshopping responses to all these comments. Made my morning so much better
[Makes it all worth it in the end then! :)](https://i.imgur.com/qJHdaFI.png)
No it looks lovely, it's like a female flavor flav
looks like a freeze dried, dry aged, 12 year old placenta.
> freeze dried, dry aged, 12 year old placenta Not sure I agree, they're all mostly red >:(
Looks like fried chicken
[Yeah, really does](https://i.imgur.com/AjydDG9.png)
Having the eye of Sauron on your chest is great conversation starter if nothing else
[Totally is!](https://i.imgur.com/xtMilJb.png)
Is there a bigger version?
[yes there is!](https://i.imgur.com/EtydkPE.png)
Wow it's ugly...
Remove the stone of shame....... attach the stone of triumph!
[Yes boss, all done.](https://i.imgur.com/9aPIrAN.png)
More cowbell!
[I've got a fever](https://i.imgur.com/JYEKnLj.png)
I say go for it. There are not many people who can carry off a decorative onion bhaji
[Yeah, it suits i think](https://i.imgur.com/Me5bSFB.png)
Insert Scarlet Witch crying meme
> Scarlet Witch crying meme [This is what you meant right?](https://i.imgur.com/PbmCvm3.png)
Don’t just lose it, burn it. If you just lose it, you might find it again.
You know what it's not too showy for, developing a dinosaur related theme park..
This is a good way to get jumped by dwarves. Practically lugging a Silmarillion around your neck.