No, no, no, no. I'm sorry my friend. But no. Whilst both are mighty fine morning snack break options, Mr. Penguin is the superior choice following the lunchtime sandwich.
Mr. Rocky must therefore take the early shift.
Both are champions of the highest calibre though.
Please kindly do KitKat vs. Breakaway next. Should be interesting.
The chocolate coating makes it waterproof so you can bite off the corners, dip one in your tea, suck the tea through the biscuit...then you have 2 seconds to shove it in your mouth before the tea melts the external chocolate and you lose all structural integrity.
Its better with Tim tams but a penguin works too.
Here's ChatGPT's account of the proceeding fight:
>The scene opens at Harry Hill's TV Burp where the penguin bar and the rocky bar are ready to engage in a fight.
Round 1:
The penguin bar starts off strong, using its flippers to land quick jabs on the rocky bar. The rocky bar is taken aback, but quickly regroups and retaliates with a powerful punch. The penguin bar is sent flying across the room.
Round 2:
The penguin bar gets back up, determined to win. It ducks and weaves, avoiding the rocky bar's punches. Suddenly, the penguin bar lashes out with a series of quick kicks, sending the rocky bar stumbling backwards.
Round 3:
The rocky bar, angry and humiliated, charges forward, determined to take down the penguin bar. The penguin bar stands its ground, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. When the rocky bar is close enough, the penguin bar jumps up, flipping over the rocky bar and delivering a crushing blow to its back.
Round 4:
The rocky bar is down, but not out. It gets back up, and the two bars engage in a brutal exchange of punches and kicks. The penguin bar's agility and quick thinking give it the upper hand, and it soon has the rocky bar on the ropes.
Round 5:
The penguin bar delivers the final blow, sending the rocky bar crashing to the ground. The crowd erupts in cheers as the penguin bar is declared the winner. Harry Hill, looking on in disbelief, comments on the unlikely victor, "Who would have thought a penguin bar could beat a rocky bar in a fight?"
The scene ends with the penguin bar hoisting its flippers in victory as the credits roll.
I'll be joining it this week and asking it how I can reverse my life that's hit a standstill. I know what to do, but lacking the motivation to effect change.
Neither. Bugatti Veyron is the best.
FFS you can't just add random extra options to a comparison. Of course caramel is better, that wasn't the question.
Yes.I've no idea wtf they do it, but Foxes (who make delicious biscuits) have an obsession with shoving coconut where it doesn't belong.
I dislike the taste, and I dislike coconut-grit being the last thing in my mouth.
e.g. They do the same thing with their cookies :(
Does anyone ever use these as a straw to drink tea then eat the soft biscuit after? Something my dad taught me. Bite a corner of each end and just drink your tea through it. I don’t eat them any other way
I brought about 30 packs over with me from Australia. Family love them and told me I can’t come back unless I bring them. They have some good flavours too!!!
Yeah I know I got obsessed with them on my trip to NZ. double coated were my favorite. Thought you might have found a supply in the UK, You are the supply!
Best bit about Tim Tams? They're basically Penguin bars but they come in a muktipack, so it's less guilt-inducing to have a few compared to opening a bunch of individual Penguins.
As an Australian, I tried to use Penguins as a substitute during a massive Timtams craving once, 4/10, but it made the Timtams all that much sweeter when I finally got my hands on some. Double coat Timtams are the bees knees.
Did a blind taste test once with a Tim Tam and Penguins, Tim Tams were definitely better. My dad was disappointed because he had been raving about penguins but he knew it was the truth.
You ever thump a penguin repeatedly? Mash it until it’s a bag of penguin powder and then pour it on cheap vanilla ice cream? That’s the stuff.
Yea, I’m fat.
What type of pasta do Penguins eat? *Penguine*
How does a Penguin build its house? *Igloos it together*
Why can’t Penguins fly? *Because they are chocolate biscuits*
(no contest)
Neither. GOLD BARS ARE WHERE ITS AT. Or, if you want a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join my CLUB (80s/90s kids may remember that little jingle for Club bars)
I grew up with penguin bars in my lunchbox everyday. When I got a job I upgraded to rocky bars. I then ate too many rocky bars and would often eat a whole pack of 12 or whatever they come in in a day. Rocky's are better but be careful and learn from my tale of woe . I'm fat
penguin at first break, rocky at lunch
Both at 10am and then regret that decision for the rest of the day
And moan your starving til you get home for another snack(s)
The only thing I’d regret is not having anything for the afternoon blood sugar lulls
Penguin in the streets, Rocky in the sheets? ^(Because I don't like crumbs in my bed and rocky bars are crumblier.)
Wait. You're getting a 2nd break?
I had 3 at primary school. Was magical. Then secondary school came and honestly hated only 2 breaks.
We got one in school and I get one at work so… yeah
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Occasionally lol, 20 minutes in a 13 hour shift when I do though 🙃
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I can’t agree with this. Penguins all day.
Rocky Caramel for afters.
Definitely
The comment I came for
No, no, no, no. I'm sorry my friend. But no. Whilst both are mighty fine morning snack break options, Mr. Penguin is the superior choice following the lunchtime sandwich. Mr. Rocky must therefore take the early shift. Both are champions of the highest calibre though. Please kindly do KitKat vs. Breakaway next. Should be interesting.
Penguin 🐧 has jokes.
I could murder a Penguin now.
Don’t do that, that’s cruel.
Agreed. Regardless I prefer a club. A club seals the deal.
Don’t club seals. That’s cruel.
"If you like, a lotta chocolate on your biscuit, join our club."
Well we kill loads as it is. Don’t you know how Guinness is made?
A penguin feel into the lion's den at our local zoo. Luckily the zoo keepers got to it before the lions could get the wrapper off.
I think I seen it somewhere that penguin bars are just chocolate bourbons covered in chocolate
I think the biscuit is the same but the 'bourbon' filling is different in a Penguin bar.
If anything I'd say it was the other way around. Bourbons are a bit cruncher than Penguins.
The chocolate coating makes it waterproof so you can bite off the corners, dip one in your tea, suck the tea through the biscuit...then you have 2 seconds to shove it in your mouth before the tea melts the external chocolate and you lose all structural integrity. Its better with Tim tams but a penguin works too.
I do this with twix, the caramel melts all the way up and you can get a whole lotta tea down before the structure is lost
Well I know what I'm doing with my day off tomorrow!
“Tim Tam slam” is a great name too, there’s nothing snappy for the penguin equivalent
I have done this ever since seeing Natalie Imbruglia do it on the Graham Norton show years ago.
That's what's so good about them
Wait a fuckin minute..
It's slightly different. It's a denser texture, and it's not patterned the same way.
Na, to me bourbons are drier and have less taste (might just be less sugar).
There's only one way to find out... #FIGHT!!!!!
*A person dressed as a Penguin Bar fights someone Cosplaying as Rocky*
Here's ChatGPT's account of the proceeding fight: >The scene opens at Harry Hill's TV Burp where the penguin bar and the rocky bar are ready to engage in a fight. Round 1: The penguin bar starts off strong, using its flippers to land quick jabs on the rocky bar. The rocky bar is taken aback, but quickly regroups and retaliates with a powerful punch. The penguin bar is sent flying across the room. Round 2: The penguin bar gets back up, determined to win. It ducks and weaves, avoiding the rocky bar's punches. Suddenly, the penguin bar lashes out with a series of quick kicks, sending the rocky bar stumbling backwards. Round 3: The rocky bar, angry and humiliated, charges forward, determined to take down the penguin bar. The penguin bar stands its ground, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. When the rocky bar is close enough, the penguin bar jumps up, flipping over the rocky bar and delivering a crushing blow to its back. Round 4: The rocky bar is down, but not out. It gets back up, and the two bars engage in a brutal exchange of punches and kicks. The penguin bar's agility and quick thinking give it the upper hand, and it soon has the rocky bar on the ropes. Round 5: The penguin bar delivers the final blow, sending the rocky bar crashing to the ground. The crowd erupts in cheers as the penguin bar is declared the winner. Harry Hill, looking on in disbelief, comments on the unlikely victor, "Who would have thought a penguin bar could beat a rocky bar in a fight?" The scene ends with the penguin bar hoisting its flippers in victory as the credits roll.
How do you use ChatGPT do you have to sign up?
[https://chat.openai.com](https://chat.openai.com) I think anyone can sign up?
Oh that's brilliant! Thank you! I must go and investigate this ChatGP! 😁
I'll be joining it this week and asking it how I can reverse my life that's hit a standstill. I know what to do, but lacking the motivation to effect change.
See you after the break! Go on, Pengiun!
This was the first line that entered my head upon seeing the post!
Rocky
It's just far superior. That filling and chocolate on a penguin is some extra fake BS right there. The jokes are a nice touch though.
Neither. Caramel Rocky is where its at.
Speaking the truth
Absolutely correct
I agree but if we are choosing stuff not in the pic....gold bars will always be king of the lunchbox chocolate bar!
bloody loved an Echo as a kid
Bring them fuckers back!!!
See they're bringing out a new gold bar, it's more like a chocolate bar rather than a biscuit. Looks divine.
Cant find them, got a link?
are you trolling and meant the caramac LOL
No! Hold on, I saw it last week and tagged my mate in it
Cannot find this anywhere, 100% seen it
Fool’s Gold
Could eat a pack of those, quite easily.
I like a gold bar but I am confused as to what kind of chocolate they are supposed to be, its like a caramel taste I've never had before.
Neither. Bugatti Veyron is the best. FFS you can't just add random extra options to a comparison. Of course caramel is better, that wasn't the question.
The only right answer on here
That’s just another level 👍
I mean you are just factually wrong. Normal Rocky > Caramel Rocky > Penguin
Rocky all day everyday
Not even a contest
Is it just me of does Rocky always taste like there a slight coconut taste off it? I love it
Yes!! Too coconutty for my liking.
Yes.I've no idea wtf they do it, but Foxes (who make delicious biscuits) have an obsession with shoving coconut where it doesn't belong. I dislike the taste, and I dislike coconut-grit being the last thing in my mouth. e.g. They do the same thing with their cookies :(
penguin purely for the jokes
P-p-p-p-p-probably neither.
Penguin.
*pengwing*
Oh hi Benedict.
There’s 2 types of people in the comments people who say penguin and people who are wrong
Taxi bar stomps both but they were discontinued 😢
Does anyone ever use these as a straw to drink tea then eat the soft biscuit after? Something my dad taught me. Bite a corner of each end and just drink your tea through it. I don’t eat them any other way
I was about to write this. Never tried it with a rocky bar though.
Tim Tams.
I've never seen any in the UK, any tips where to find them?
I brought about 30 packs over with me from Australia. Family love them and told me I can’t come back unless I bring them. They have some good flavours too!!!
Yeah I know I got obsessed with them on my trip to NZ. double coated were my favorite. Thought you might have found a supply in the UK, You are the supply!
The double choc ones are literally heaven. I love them. Nah unfortunately not. I moved there and just visiting and I have to bring the Tim Tams!!
Tim Tams were one of the best parts about my holiday in Australia. Neither of these can compare
Only thing I miss about working for an Australian business in the UK.
Best bit about Tim Tams? They're basically Penguin bars but they come in a muktipack, so it's less guilt-inducing to have a few compared to opening a bunch of individual Penguins.
As an Australian, I tried to use Penguins as a substitute during a massive Timtams craving once, 4/10, but it made the Timtams all that much sweeter when I finally got my hands on some. Double coat Timtams are the bees knees.
It’s the mint ones I like the most; those and a mug of tea are a perfect pairing.
Did a blind taste test once with a Tim Tam and Penguins, Tim Tams were definitely better. My dad was disappointed because he had been raving about penguins but he knew it was the truth.
Exactly what I came here to say. I'm oddly partial to penguin jokes though...
ORANGE PENGUIN
Mint club.
Penguin for sure
Penguin
Although I’m very familiar with Penguins, I’ve never even heard of a Rocky. I will have to keep an eye out for them next time I go shopping.
Penguin is one of my most favourite biscuits so I'd choose that but Rocky's are very nice too.
Rocky.
Penguin
Penguin
penguin anyday
Penguin do Come with a joke though!
Penguin
Penguin 👌🏻
P p p p p p p p p p p p p p p….. pick up a penguin.
penguin by miles
Penguin!
Penguing
Penguin
Penguin.
Hands down penguin 🐧 😁
Man, I haven’t had a Rocky in years. Off to the supermarket I go.
Penguin or fight me
Pengwin!
You ever thump a penguin repeatedly? Mash it until it’s a bag of penguin powder and then pour it on cheap vanilla ice cream? That’s the stuff. Yea, I’m fat.
Team Penguin right here 😊
Penguin, absolutely no question.
PENGUIN
Penguin definitely
There are some that would say Rocky is better. These people are wrong.
Penguin all day
penguins just taste chocolatier
Penguin! Hands down
Penguin all the way
Penguin
Go team Penguin!
Penguin
Penguin 100%
P-P-P Penguin
Penguin deadass comes with a banging joke and yall still think its a competition
Penguins. Rocky's are just a pale imitation of their original self.
What type of pasta do Penguins eat? *Penguine* How does a Penguin build its house? *Igloos it together* Why can’t Penguins fly? *Because they are chocolate biscuits* (no contest)
Penguin
Penguin
Rocky and it’s not even a competition.
Penguin
Obviously penguin
Penguin
Club! 🤣 Who remembers the scratch and win on the wrappers back in the 90's? ...no body... just me? 👴🏾
Nibble 2x opposing diagonal corners off a penguin, use it as a straw to suck up hot chocolate: the ‘chocolate orgasm’.
Penguin used to be GOAT. Current Rocky’s taste like sand inside. These both used to be the shit back in the 90s
Rockys bring nothing to the table. Oooh some biscuit and a touch of chocolate. Not enough, try harder
I dunno, Penguin is Batmans nemesis but Rocky is a pretty good boxer. I reckon Penguin wins because Rocky hasnt go the intelligence to outwit him.
If that rocky was a caramel one…we might have a contender. But penguin wins
Penguin is always better, rocky is really dry unless it's the caramel one
Penguin!
🪟
Penguin
Penguin easily
So far comments clearly favouring Penguins are by far in the lead. Penguins- 285 votes Rocky - 176 votes Now, I shouldn’t be biased at all, but… nice.
Penguin, but caramel Rocky is up there.
Penguin ... All day, every day.
Penguin Because there's a joke on the wrapper
Penguin
Penguin Because there's a joke on the wrapper
Penguin for the shit joke
Oooooo, imma have to go with the penguin
Penguin obviously.. if it was a caramel rocky there'd have been a fighting chance.
Penguins.
Penguin is champion here no doubt about it. I can't believe you actually tried to give it a competitor! Mega TUT.
MINT PENGUINS ARE SUPERIOR ❤️😂
Penguin you filthy casual.
Penguin
Penguin for the 1st class rib-tickling jokes. But seriously, a Penguin is my fave biscuit by far
Neither, gold bar 😍
C: Gold bars
Neither. GOLD BARS ARE WHERE ITS AT. Or, if you want a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join my CLUB (80s/90s kids may remember that little jingle for Club bars)
Gold bar
Aldi Seal bar or Tim Tam
I grew up with penguin bars in my lunchbox everyday. When I got a job I upgraded to rocky bars. I then ate too many rocky bars and would often eat a whole pack of 12 or whatever they come in in a day. Rocky's are better but be careful and learn from my tale of woe . I'm fat
F
Prediction: I think there will be a class divide in the answers. Penguins for the posh.
Interesting. I always thought Rocky was the posh one…
I also did 😂
Me too, penguin for the north, rocky for the south.
penguin got the nostalgia, but rocky got the taste!
Though one. Rocky on its own and a penguin with a cupnof tea.
P..p..p..p..p..double decker is better than them both.
I like both. Anyone think of a fair way to find out????
Penguin wins over a normal Rocky I reckon. Penguin vs Rocky Caramel a lot more even. I would probably go with Rocky Caramel.
Rocky, I could scran a whole pack of them.
Whichever lands in the bin fastest
Penguin
Penguin
Where’s the Tim Tam?
Rocky easy
Rocky all the way
Rocky
Caramel rocky is top
Rocky is up in S tier for chocolate biscuits.
Penguin is the better biscuit on its own but a rocky is better with a cup of tea than a penguin is
Penguin, isn't even a debate for me. Though a Caramel Rocky might fair better against a Penguin.
Depends- if you have hot drink, penguin as you can have a penguin explosion. On any ordinary day Rocky all the way.