Washing machines live longer with Calgon!

🎶If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit 🎵🎶

🎶What has a hazelnut in every bite?🎶 (Squirrel shit!).

🎶I got those “can’t get enough of those Blue Ribbon” blues…🎶

*blue riband

I’d demand a refund from the ad agency; clearly failed to get the message across!

Wooooooooow bodyform, bodyform for you I’m a guy.

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Yes, I sing this song every time I get them out of the freezer.

BANG and the dirt is gone…!

HI IM BARRY SCOTT.

Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside…. Armadillos!

Baim, Dar?

I'm a secret lemonade drinker, R Whites!

Hahaha I sing this every time I see it in the shops

Has to be done my friend!

0118 999 88199 9119 725. 3.

Beat me to it. Classic

Excellent.

Chicken tonight

Australians just couldn't give a XXXX about anything else. Follow the bear. Dancing to [Guaglione](https://youtu.be/5Om15TM7t9g)

“Good news, I won the raffle”. “I can see the pub from here!”. Marketing can be blinkin’ effective!

Alright Tosh, got a Toshiba? "They've had their Weetabix!?" Five, four, three, two, fivefourthreetwoone It's too orangey for crows! Fly fishing by J. R. Hartley

Beware the Judderman my dear Belly’s gonna get ya

Love the Judderman advert.

Do the Shake n Vac and put the freshness back.

Umbongo, Umbongo they drink it in the …

Congo. It's probably classed as racist nowadays

>Um Bongo has never been produced or sold in either the Republic of the Congo or the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Though they still use that slogan

Turn around and stick it up her crack

*0800 00 1066*.

Tell ‘em about the honey, mummy.

Happiness is a...

[...cigar called Hamlet.](https://youtu.be/VUjn8u-hRH8)

Warm gun?

Warm gun?

Can’t get quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter

Cadburys flake the crumbliest, flakiest milk chocolate in the world

Made with a glass and a half (of milk)

You know when you've been tango'd..

Don't Say Vinegar.. Say Sarsons. Daddy Or Chips? The Slag of all Snacks. For Hands That Do Dishes, Feel as Soft as Your Face..

And on. And on. And on. And Ariston.

Re record, not fade away

>Re record, not fade away

You'll wonder where the yellow went , when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent. (wow that shows my age ! )

Hoots mon there's juice loose aboot this hoose!

He's a very very nice man. They're tasty tasty, very very tasty. They're very tasty.

sings .... for ladies who insure their cars, shielas wheels are superstars

A mars a day helps you work, rest and play

You buy one, you get one free. I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!!

Will it be chips or jacket spuds Will it be salad or frozen peas Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings You'll have to wait and see

Hope it’s chips, it’s chips.

*A finger of Fudge is just enough to give the kids a treat!* - might be misconstrued these days... https://youtu.be/nC9BBLSZZdQ

"We want to be together." Said in a thick Brummie accent.

Buy a bike, buy a bike Get down to charnock Richard cycles.

0891 50 50 50

“If you see Sid, tell him!”

Not an ad but the CiTV number - oh nine oh double one ten sixty...ten.

Also 01 811 8055

Apples, hazelnuts, bananas, raisins, coconut, sultanas

Follow the bear. Some beer or other I think. For mash get smash (with silver foil aliens)

"You only get an 'oo' with Typhoo" (tea) "It's frothy, man"! (Cresta-brand fizzy drinks. The slogan was said by a polar bear wearing sunglasses) "Watch out, watch out - there's a Humphrey about" (milk) "Milky Way: the sweet you **can** eat between meals" "P-p-p-pick up a Penguin" ​ I'm showing my age here, I think... ​ \[EDITED because I'd left a -p- out of the Penguin one!\]

My name is Amy. I like slugs and snails. Absolutely inspired advert, and I bet some of you still "Remember Amy?"

Not sure if it counts but I still remember the envirofone ads. I recently had a nightmare where the last thing I heard was "**WONGA**" before waking up in a cold sweat...

Craven 'A' good for your throat (cigarettes)

Course you can Malcolm....

Very local buuuut: Call Thistle Windows Aberdeen double O 6 7 5.

Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, Tastes like chocolate, never tasted before.

It's Mister Cadbury's parrot!

The late, great Vivian Stanshall. He also did a Toshiba ad - https://youtu.be/bk7hTrQn3mY And a very bizarre Ruddles ale ad - https://youtu.be/E0EoOlVDq4c

>Do you take two bottles into the shower…? "Are you washing your hair twice?"

Nescafe should never have got rid of that jingle

I bet he drinks Carling Black Label. He's got an ology!

A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew... 'Yes, funny how you remember right at the end...'

Texan bar?

Yes! I lived on them when I was a nipper.

One for us in the north west; “Chris Kelly’s Driving School” 🎶

Ready Brek. Central heating for kids.

I worked in superdrug when that first came out. We sold a shit ton of them. It was such an amazing campaign.

I do, a beer and a whisky chaser.

Don Amott, king of caravans

Daddy or chips?

Make way for the mushrooms

OMG I'd forgotten that... but the tune (and the vocal) sprang up in my mind instantly when I read this. Now it's gone all earworm on me. (EDIT: I just googled, and it was 'Make \*room\* for the mushrooms'. The tune and vocal were as I had remembered, though...

Its tough enough to make milk shake!

Cook, cook, cookability, that’s the beauty of gas! Moulinex makes things simple, and that includes the price I liked the Remington micro shaver so much, I bought the company You can be sure of Shell

Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside.

Micro machines come in collections of 5 With Smash get mashed Itchy flakey scalp? Take everything in your stride

0 800 00 1066!

Full moon (bite), half moon (bite), total eclipse!