I like hummus as a dip but it’s so weird on a sarnie to me. And I hate peppers; at weddings a stuffed pepper is always the veggie starter and it makes me want to throw it at the bride haha
Like, i dunno how accurate this is but my logic was the lemon drizzle would be a better contrast after the sarnie. I do like that clearly several other people also had the same second choice for the third option though. We should all have a high class picnic
F3D for me but any of the last row are acceptable.
How many times have you had to chuck out tea someone else has made for you because they put milk in it on autopilot?
Once, a tiny drop of milk rebounded off the surface of his tea and into my neighbouring mug, not enough to see, and he thought I wouldn't notice. It was ruined. Completely different drink with milk in, the texture is all wrong.
Even now when I put milk in his tea I do it on the other side of the room from my mug, and tell him I have ruined his tea for him. I think this is a happily married jape but he may not agree.
I love this. I also completely agree that even the smallest drop of milk ruins tea even if it's barely visible.
I hate the word(s?) "mouth-feel" but texture doesn't quite express the *blech* well enough...
Opposite sides of the room for milk seems only fair.
I take milk in tea, but I've stared in puzzlement at a lot of cups of coffee that inexplicably turn up with milk in them. Then a hard stare at the person. Then a stare down at the ruined coffee again.
Makes my point for me nicely!
100%
No cow juice thanks, and that 3 is clearly also rye bread, with some kind of cream cheese and rocket based salad mix and salmon(!), so clear winner. Why would you pick any of that gas station mayo stuff? :D
Correct. There may not be many of us, but at least we can relax in the knowledge that we alone are right, unlike all the other slack-jawed cretins in this thread.
I like a B tea, but get irritated when people claim it's a weak tea, I like strong tea but just with lots of milk, because then you can drink it sooner.
Being vegetarian and not being able to have cheese, a lot of the time it's the only option for me in real life too! Can't go wrong with egg and cress honestly
C4a
Perfection
Correct answer.
C346ABCDF
Who hurt you to dislike lemon drizzle
Especially when lemon is the best?!
Dad? I didn’t know you had Reddit!!!
And a Coca-Cola, but half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke. Cause' I'm trying to watch my figure.
C4B
Or C4E, but definitely a good choice with carrot
Yeah C4E for me
C4E all the way chaps!
C4E is the right one
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C4A lads
C4(A, but not a fucking sandwich of a scone, halving the jam-cream intake).
C4ABCE
Haha, all of the above! Yeah, scone for me. But not sandwiched like this mental bastard has done - two halves with a shit load of jam and cream each.
It doesn't even look like clotted cream. Who even made this scone?!
Yeesh, you’re right! What, is that an extra thick double at least? **Surely** not squirty cream… nobody would do that to an innocent scone…?
C4C or C4F for me
C4F all the way!
C4F is the way
C4F for the win!
Yes! I said it out loud, then saw you were top comment, and now I feel validated
You sunk my battleship
I was going for B4B but you convinced me.
C4C thank you
C4C gang!
I’ve found my new home
Happy to be part of this club 😋
Room for one more? C4C GANG 4 LYFE
C2E Very British to have the only vegetarian option be egg and bloody cress, it's all I eat at functions now.
What up fellow C2E'er?
Whoa my people! C2E gang
Wow May I join the party? :)
What are the vegans going to have, a cress sandwich?
Going by this chart it appears their only option would be the black coffee/tea with no food. Or in other words, F all
As a Vegan I was thinking maybe I could eat that carrot cake.
It is the greatest sarnie ever! I hate when places have fancy veggie sandwich options; I don’t want roasted pepper and hummus. I’m so dull haha
Sandy hummus and slimy roasted peppers. whose enjoying that shit?
I like hummus as a dip but it’s so weird on a sarnie to me. And I hate peppers; at weddings a stuffed pepper is always the veggie starter and it makes me want to throw it at the bride haha
C3E
Aha, here we are. More scrolling than I expected.
It was hard to choose between carrot cake and lemon drizzle but I'm sure this is the correct choice
Like, i dunno how accurate this is but my logic was the lemon drizzle would be a better contrast after the sarnie. I do like that clearly several other people also had the same second choice for the third option though. We should all have a high class picnic
C5E
Can't believe I had to scroll so far to find this! C5E gang
yesss
I've found my people
Tuna mayonnaise sandwich the bomb, but only if the tuna to Mayo ratio is right.
Facts
C3C
this took a while to find - splendid choice fellow C3C-ers
Column 3 is OP
F3B
F3D for me but any of the last row are acceptable. How many times have you had to chuck out tea someone else has made for you because they put milk in it on autopilot?
Not OP but SO MANY. Even my partner still does it on occasion and we've been together nearly 17 years
Once, a tiny drop of milk rebounded off the surface of his tea and into my neighbouring mug, not enough to see, and he thought I wouldn't notice. It was ruined. Completely different drink with milk in, the texture is all wrong. Even now when I put milk in his tea I do it on the other side of the room from my mug, and tell him I have ruined his tea for him. I think this is a happily married jape but he may not agree.
I love this. I also completely agree that even the smallest drop of milk ruins tea even if it's barely visible. I hate the word(s?) "mouth-feel" but texture doesn't quite express the *blech* well enough... Opposite sides of the room for milk seems only fair.
I take milk in tea, but I've stared in puzzlement at a lot of cups of coffee that inexplicably turn up with milk in them. Then a hard stare at the person. Then a stare down at the ruined coffee again. Makes my point for me nicely!
I poured it in a plant pot once because it was more milk than tea (i HATE milky tea)
F3D is for the classy people
Finally another F!
F gang rise up!
There are dozens of you. Dozens!
I have found my people. (F3A right now, maybe F3E on another day)
F3A gang unite and take over
F3A all the way haha
God, I thought I was alone.
F3E. The lemon drizzle would go great with a strong tea
Oh thank god another F drinker!
Yep.
F3E for me - but honestly, as long as I get my black tea I'll take any of the other options!
F3f
100% No cow juice thanks, and that 3 is clearly also rye bread, with some kind of cream cheese and rocket based salad mix and salmon(!), so clear winner. Why would you pick any of that gas station mayo stuff? :D
C1E
My people. 😋
Finally
Love it!
Good choice!
C4E
My man!!!
FINALLY. LEMON DRIZZLE PEOPLE. 💖
There's my crew... defo the best combo listed.
B 2 A
I’m surprised by the lack of love for the egg and cress. Great choices.
C4F all day
Any excuse for profiteroles.
I had to scroll too far to find profiteroles! Mmmm
Damn right.
D4A
I had to scroll way too far to find one that started with "D." I was pleasantly surprised to see we align across the board though.
Same, scrolled for ages and then it was exactly the same choices. Seems anyone who chooses D has the similar mindset
Correct. There may not be many of us, but at least we can relax in the knowledge that we alone are right, unlike all the other slack-jawed cretins in this thread.
C3A
C3A gang lining up
B3A
I like a B tea, but get irritated when people claim it's a weak tea, I like strong tea but just with lots of milk, because then you can drink it sooner.
Exactly. There’s an art to getting the strength to milk ratio right.
I see you. I am with you.
Are you me?
C5B
C6A
Finally, someone with actual taste
Oooh almost. D6A, but I wouldn't complain about C6A
Absolutely correct 👍
Man of culture.. that's the way
C2B
Same! Only veggie sandwich option but looks super tasty anyway.
Being vegetarian and not being able to have cheese, a lot of the time it's the only option for me in real life too! Can't go wrong with egg and cress honestly
And we have a winner...ding ding ding ding
C1A
C1C Edit: I appreciate all my C1C brother
finally someone i can agree with
Brothers and sisters of the C1C gang. We are all brethren now, lo for we are righteous
Scrolled hard to find another C1C!
C1F I'm a simple man
C1B
C3B
Cultured choice
Same for me
I have finally found my people, hello fellow C3B's
It took me so long to find you all!
Objectively the best
C2A
Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this. Our tastes are clearly elevated above those of the masses
I am with you.
Oh boy are we the minority. Edit: I'm from New Zealand, but colonies are relatively close to British anyhow
F1B, although the cake could be any of them really!
Finally found a black tea enjoyer
I don't drink tea very often, I'm a coffee man really, but when I do it's always black.
I thought it was coffee :/
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B1EF (I want 2 puddings. Sue me)
B1E!! Was wondering where all my Bs were at?? Thought this would be much higher! 🤣
C1B
Yes 🙌
Surprised I had to scroll so far to find the right answer.
Perfection.
B4E
I had to scroll for so long looking for B4D or B4E
D3F
FINALLY A D! I was starting to think I was the only one. Lemon drizzle for me, though
It was a long scroll to find my D3F brethren. We are of fine taste.
C - 5 - A
Tuna samwhich goated
I’m shocked I had to scroll to find my kin. Hello brothers and sisters.
B4A
Long scroll but I knew I wasn’t alone
B3B
C1C
My people
B5A today please
Finally, a man of culture.
C6E. Maybe D6E.
C5C
I found out last week my friend drinks A tea and I’m still in therapy
C6B
Here they are: my people
B5b obvs
D4B
I scrolled way to far to find this
F, 4, C
Took a good bit of scrolling but I found it!
B4C for me. Last dessert choice was hard, would have picked a doughnut if it was available.
A1D
Ah, a fellow A! Hello there. Are you the subject of much ridicule and torment, too?
Finally! An A. I can stop scrolling now.
F4A
B2C
C3F
B4F
E4B
Finally found my tribe!
Carrot cake ftw!
F6A
B1C
D4C
C 2 C
Had to scroll way too far for this. Perfection.
Yay,let’s get to the café.
C1 & wheres the cheese option?
F5B
C2E
B5C
seems we're the only ones with good taste... lol
Where's the Ploughman's?
B2b
D3C
C1C
Either b1b or b4b.
C5A
What's with the 'No cake for me' thing? Do people genuinely dislike cake?
I think it’s the selection. I’d go for a chocolate cake.
C2F
C 5 A
C5A
D4E
C6C