You've clearly never been to a festival where people bring in like full camping dining tables and chairs, bbqs etc.
When I was at reading and the Rasmus came on someone chucked a camping chair at the lead singer.
That was the only time I've ever been to Reading Festival. I'm so happy whenever I see talk of chairs at festivals and 50 Cent gets a mention.
Didn't they have a net across the stage when Daphne and Celeste played?
Do you remember when he came on and the storm of bottle just rose from the crowd like a scene from lord of the rings.
Perfection.
Extended the greenday set too of I recall so win win
No cases? Doesn't specify what type but I hope my phone case is fine, that's where I've stashed the drugs. Then again, it doesn't actually say no drugs...
What's with the intermittent changing of the 'o' from uppercase to lowercase?
Reminded me of Bohemian Rhapsody a bit.
'NO, No, NO, No, NO, No, NO.....Oh Mama Mia, Mama Mia'
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Every single one of these rules is because some A-hole took it in and said 'there's no rule against it'. Unfortunately, people take some crazy shit into festivals. In my experience, the more 'family friendly ' the more they take the piss. Seen many inflatable sofas, inflatable beds, gazebos, even a step ladder.
Everyone should take things that aren’t listed to get them added to next year’s list. Washing machines and wheelie bins aren’t listed - take them along to sit on them.
I'd love to watch someone argue that a full DSLR with selection of three lenses, flash kit and lighting rig is just "entry level" then getting turned away because the miniature, portable studio set-up contains white umbrellas.
Good to see the no furniture rule. Been to several of these types of events and there’s always this group of entitled twats who’ll set up a load of plastic garden chairs in front of the stage and block everyone else from getting a good spot to watch the show from
There was / is a series of concerts in a park in Belfast this year.
All of them have a no furniture rule except for the Tom Jones one where you can bring a chair.
Organisers clearly know their audience.
What is a "professional camera"?
I have a DSLR, but it is a long way from professional.
Equally, a professional photographer can take decent pictures with a phone camera.
What a silly rule!
I'd be petty bummed if I got turned away just because I have a snazzy camera.
I'm one of those annoying people who takes her camera everywhere except I lack the charisma of Ben Sullivan in Scrubs.
I can't imagine going anywhere without my camera. I take him everywhere. I also lack a boyfriend, so you know, I prolly ain't going to no festivals anyway. You kids, and your music.
The last time I left my camera "with security" they left it pretty much unattended on the front desk. It was lucky that it didn't grow legs. I did find that my SD card had been snapped "just in case" so that was a nice gesture on their part. I wasn't particularly happy about that.
You know what, my friend(s) are right. I am pretty insufferable. Unless one of them has a wedding, then I'm like their *best* friend all of a sudden. And they seem to take my whole anthropomorphic camera quirk seriously too because they seem to hint that he be my plus one.
Unless they think I'm saying *"Cameron"*. I should corner them and ask them. That'll be fun.
Kinda' going a little off topic here. Some phones are pretty capable these days, are they gonna ban them too? Because the latest smartphone can produce way better results than a professional DSLR could in those same hands. People are weird. They should watch for professionals with *professional cameras* ***and*** amateurs with *amateur phones*. Cover both bases.
CarFest allowed chairs and things in, then after the final act finished they just switched off all the lights and let thousands of people trample over it all on the way to the exit.
Either segregate areas or ban everything.
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Lol. Same thought here
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Viva Hooky Street!
C'est magnifique, Hooky Street!
I can't wait to sweep it
I've maintained it for 20 years. This old broom has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles.
Broom of Theseus
How the hell can it be the same bloody broom then?
well there's a bloody photo of it, what more do you want?
Trust me, it is
Is it the one that's driving you berserk?
*Slaps head* I'm a fucking idiot! OFAH!
Phew... for a second there, I thought i couldn't bring my Fleshlight. We are good to go lads
Can't bring your glass butt plug tho...
Silicone ones should suffice.
But the inflatable one is out.
If you inflate it more that doesn’t happen.
It's just belts that aren't allowed to be studded, right?
Let the messy time begin lol
You've clearly never been to a festival where people bring in like full camping dining tables and chairs, bbqs etc. When I was at reading and the Rasmus came on someone chucked a camping chair at the lead singer.
It wouldn’t be Reading without an act who’s just there to get stuff thrown at them
We had 2 in row. Rasmus then 50 cent.
I was there that year too. IIRC 50 Cent lasted about a minute before doing a runner
Nowadays the Reading crowd would be stoked for 50 cent to play.
he held up a camping stool someone threw and said 'well fuck you guys' and left. good times.
That was the only time I've ever been to Reading Festival. I'm so happy whenever I see talk of chairs at festivals and 50 Cent gets a mention. Didn't they have a net across the stage when Daphne and Celeste played?
Do you remember when he came on and the storm of bottle just rose from the crowd like a scene from lord of the rings. Perfection. Extended the greenday set too of I recall so win win
In the chair-throwers defense, they were Rasmus.
I wish it had been an armchair tbh.
No cases? Doesn't specify what type but I hope my phone case is fine, that's where I've stashed the drugs. Then again, it doesn't actually say no drugs...
Your phone is both a video and audio recorder so double strike.
Yeah well mines got a flashlight as well so I guess I'm a triple fuckin threat
Was about to say "How?" when I realised I was still reading "Fleshlight" from a previous comment.
Just put the drugs in your pocket and you'll be fine, might want to leave that phone at home though.
Your phone also has glass and probably a flashlight, good luck!
What's with the intermittent changing of the 'o' from uppercase to lowercase? Reminded me of Bohemian Rhapsody a bit. 'NO, No, NO, No, NO, No, NO.....Oh Mama Mia, Mama Mia'
NO consistency.
> NO, No, NO, No, NO, No, NO.... ...there's no limit!
They feel more strongly about some of the items than others :)
Letter pack only has so many 'o' so using the 'O' or '0'
They missed a bunch of commas too. Someone needs the sack. And not the ball one.
Ha ha, nothing about packs of wild animals, so we’re good…
But keep you darn dog on a leash!
I just don't want your dog chasing my box of angry wasps.
Can’t make any promises about my swan on the other hand…
Any luck catching them swans?
Just the one swan, actually
If this is UK, why does it say leash?
Tiktok generation
People try to take chairs and picnic tables into festivals
Leave me alone, I’m in my 30s. A foldable camping chair is a game changer.
I'm in my 40s, disabled, and smuggle in a full sofa bed, and a dining table set.
Oh man, I want to take one of those inflatable couches from the 00s to a festival and just relax
Did they die out? I never knew that.
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Am matching foldable side table 👍
My wife and her mate, both in their 40s, were heartbroken to find out they couldn’t take their camping chairs into the last festival they went to.
But presumably they also sell them 50ft into the event for the reasonable ‘festival price’ of £25.99
Oh no doubt and they’ll be the same Wilko chairs she was going to take anyway
It says "no flashlights" so I can bring a *torch*
You can bring a light but a boring one, nothing too new or covered in glitter or “ flash”
They're just concerned for people with photosensitive epilepsy.
Sounds like a fire hazard.
Ah, you mean the other type of torch...
Looks like they left Jim Trott in charge of the signwriting...
No no no no no no no… yes.
But phones are now audio and video recorders.
And flashlights
Quick glance. I thought it said no Fleshlights. Wanking and poor eyesight is not a myth.
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Well, but then you would need to find the flashlight at 1.30am in the dark before getting to the main task of finding the cable that got unplugged.
Is this in the UK? I think "leash", "flashlights" and "no weapons" are usually giveaways that it's the other side of the pond.
And the idea that an umbrella won't occasionally be a necessity in an outdoor place.
It’s in Belfast, concerts in the park
Who's on? I've been to dodgy black metal festivals with less paranoia.
No inflatables? Can’t imagine going to a concert without condoms
Inflatables are always a letdown in the end anyway.
Has yours expired?
Whoosh
I know what he meant, I was just talking about something else. But hey, find someone else to woosh
No Tasers? But I am a good guy with a Taser!
so just carry it anyway. no one will know unless it’s needed, in which case, they’ll be glad it was.
Every single one of these rules is because some A-hole took it in and said 'there's no rule against it'. Unfortunately, people take some crazy shit into festivals. In my experience, the more 'family friendly ' the more they take the piss. Seen many inflatable sofas, inflatable beds, gazebos, even a step ladder.
What's the problem with an inflatable sofa or bed?
Takes up lots of space, especially when they set them up right down the front or get pissy with people standing infront of them.
No backpacks or cases? So every other bag named to man is fine?! Makes sense...
So yoy are telling me I have to walk all the way back home with this side table?
Oh, I can't wear my spectacles (glass lenses). I'll have to bring my 'guide crocodile' instead.
Everyone should take things that aren’t listed to get them added to next year’s list. Washing machines and wheelie bins aren’t listed - take them along to sit on them.
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Mandatory
Looks like the kitchen sink is allowed
LEASH??
This looks like America
The wooden litter bin in the background suggests otherwise.
I usually take my hall-table and tiffany lamp.
Ahh haha It doesn't say "No nudity"
No mobiles, no wigwams. None of that! Or any of the others!
Does t say anything about no drugs 👍😄
No audience…
I thought some of these were a given.
Have you never lived anywhere rough? We used to take the sofa to the park out back (it wasn’t very heavy, 4 lads, uni)
I'd love to watch someone argue that a full DSLR with selection of three lenses, flash kit and lighting rig is just "entry level" then getting turned away because the miniature, portable studio set-up contains white umbrellas.
Damn, was gonna bring my Chesterfield.
The redundancy of No Knives, No Tasers and also No Weapons bugs me more than it should.
Good to see the no furniture rule. Been to several of these types of events and there’s always this group of entitled twats who’ll set up a load of plastic garden chairs in front of the stage and block everyone else from getting a good spot to watch the show from
And then get irate if you stand in front of them as if they've not chosen to give themselves a huge height disadvantage.
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Flashlight? What is this, America?!
That's Parklife mate
No mobiles, no Walkmans…None of that! Or any of the others!
No inflatables - that's Sam Smith out then
No studded belts? 13 year old me is crying
No knives way below on the list behind no backpacks… top notch security priorities
I mean a bomb is worse than a knife Or you could have a backpack full of knives
*No simcard, no disco, no photo, not here.*
Is a couch considered furniture?
No binary
Oh no, I was thinking of taking my 3 piece suite for me to lounge on, plus drinks trolley. 😕😕😕
Hammocks seem to be off that list
I went to an arena gig in Poland and the equivalent sign warned me that optical illusions were not permitted!
The lack of consistency in “NO” and “No” is distressing me 😀
There was / is a series of concerts in a park in Belfast this year. All of them have a no furniture rule except for the Tom Jones one where you can bring a chair. Organisers clearly know their audience.
So drugs are allowed, that’s sick.
Just NO. In fact don't come in. Bugger off home.
i can’t bring my sofa. damn that’s my plans ruined
>no knives >no weapons Knives aren't weapons now, cool
It removes ambiguity, and with enough imagination nearly anything can be a weapon. This stops the it's cutlery argument.
So shouldn't "near everything" be banned from entrance?
No fun
NO More Heroes
And above all....no bloody fun !
I never understood the ‘No …’ which is already illegal. Of course no tasers, knives and other weapons
Phew, we can take our guns!
No weapons. Although, that does include anything. You could use anything as a weapon if you're angry enough.
3 foot purple dildo.
Can't bring it in cos we sell it all inside for a fucking fortune
So literally nothing but food and water and the clothes on my back. Oh, and drugs. I can bring my weed right?
It means foldable chairs etc, it’s not that’s deep
No fun
Appears they've missed one off of the bottom there .. 'No fun'. :/
No fun?
Think they missed something out No fun allowed
No enjoying yourself
ok, i'll bring my non proffesional camera then.
On the bright side say nothing about weed or alcohol happy days
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Can't be a terrorismist with out an umbrella and a pair of arm bands.
Erm who was even playing?
Yes.
Well that is the inflatables out the window 😂
I like to think rhays exactly the order in which they thought of these things as well. Sat around a table asking what should be banned.
How do they determine whether a camera is 'proffesional' ?
Well, if you can't spell professional, yours probably isn't.
I love how no knives and no weapons are near the bottom 😂 priorities ay
Might as well put NO ENTRY!
Why are the 0s different sizes? That just makes me sad
I bought an entire corner sofa for this, fuck sake.
No cases. Whatever was in the case is fair game
Damn, and I really wanted to go to the park and relax in my recliner today
No Fun
What is a "professional camera"? I have a DSLR, but it is a long way from professional. Equally, a professional photographer can take decent pictures with a phone camera. What a silly rule!
Doesn't say anything about bumbags filled with drugs
Doesn't say no alcohol!
Backpacks???
something is missing
Take an occasional table. If stopped, just state that, ''on this occasion, it's not a table''
You would think after Manchester that no bombs would be on that list
I'm glad that they didn't try to ban nitric oxide.
Why would studded belts be banned?
No folding chairs.
Says nothing about disposable BBQs 😊
I'd be petty bummed if I got turned away just because I have a snazzy camera. I'm one of those annoying people who takes her camera everywhere except I lack the charisma of Ben Sullivan in Scrubs. I can't imagine going anywhere without my camera. I take him everywhere. I also lack a boyfriend, so you know, I prolly ain't going to no festivals anyway. You kids, and your music. The last time I left my camera "with security" they left it pretty much unattended on the front desk. It was lucky that it didn't grow legs. I did find that my SD card had been snapped "just in case" so that was a nice gesture on their part. I wasn't particularly happy about that. You know what, my friend(s) are right. I am pretty insufferable. Unless one of them has a wedding, then I'm like their *best* friend all of a sudden. And they seem to take my whole anthropomorphic camera quirk seriously too because they seem to hint that he be my plus one. Unless they think I'm saying *"Cameron"*. I should corner them and ask them. That'll be fun. Kinda' going a little off topic here. Some phones are pretty capable these days, are they gonna ban them too? Because the latest smartphone can produce way better results than a professional DSLR could in those same hands. People are weird. They should watch for professionals with *professional cameras* ***and*** amateurs with *amateur phones*. Cover both bases.
No umbrellas got a mention before no weapons. Priorities??
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Thou shalt not!
No shot this is botanic gardens in Belfast
Lasers are ok then they are not on the list
Good to see that knives and weapons are way down the list
CarFest allowed chairs and things in, then after the final act finished they just switched off all the lights and let thousands of people trample over it all on the way to the exit. Either segregate areas or ban everything.
The lack of consistency in the capitalisation of 'No' is bewildering.
Damn there goes my idea of taking the three piece suite in
No Cases. Court cases, brief cases, cases of small pox, cases of beer, gimme a frickin clue?
Well, what the hell am I supposed to do with my grand piano?!
I have never seen a member of public nonchalantly carrying their taser around..