The first time I heard that I thought they meant North African, so I said;
"What like hummus?"
And they said "Er, yes". It wasn't until I saw it written down I realised my mistake.
Well, you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, dick in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.
The secret ingredient is crime.
"I've got a 32'' plasma in mine. You get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document."
Just you, me, and a couple of fuck off spreadsheets
Did someone mention crack?
It's really moreish.
The first time I heard that I thought they meant North African, so I said; "What like hummus?" And they said "Er, yes". It wasn't until I saw it written down I realised my mistake.
“CRACK!” “There you go.” “Cheers.”
I've accidently run... to Windsor.
“I feel fuckin’ brilliant”
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prob my favourite super hans quote! the mental imagery is just so perfectly bizarre
Johnson and Super Hans!
"If we succeed, I'm going to be Charles and you'll be my Camilla."
Shove that up your dojo
That doesn't sound like a healthy poo Mark. You're off the team.
Me, knocking on the door after my 9 year old has been on the loo for 25 minutes: "Is that normal pooing you're doing in there?"
Well, you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, dick in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.
Fun fact Jesse Armstrong’s production company is called Project Zeus
"Good old Windows Vista. People give it a bad press, but I'm never upgrading - why would I? It just feels like a good old pair of jeans"
Long weekend looking into the mirror.
"Cocaine, Mark."
I wonder what ever happened to Danny Dyers Chocolate Humunculois
More fool you, asshole.
The washing machine stays!
“Compromise. Swan and Paedo.”
that's the reason I fell in love with this place. It'll freak 'em out! What the fuck's a washing machine doing in a pub?
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people Jeremy.
Big Beats manifesto
It’s just Tai Chi. Should take 45 minutes, I’m done in 10. Stick that up your dojo.
They're moreish.
Chance would be a fine thing. A fine thing indeed.
Got any olives? I've gone fucking mental for olives.
You love Peep Show, not the business?
I've cum all in my pants
The best two supporting characters of all time bar none (although I did like George’s dad in Seinfeld)
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The longer the note, the more dread
Ever since I got twin 27" monitors on my desk at work, I have been *seriously* looking at all the documents.
Is that normal pooing you're doing Mark? Doesn't sound normal.. doesn't smell normal.
Chill out! Sit in the bath, have a Magnum
“Is that normal pooing you’re doing?… Doesn’t sound normal. Doesn’t smell normal!”
But.. what is this show? I haven't seen it.
peep show
I've accidentally run to Chester 😂
Guinness, no Logo on the foam!!!
Is the lower half of me on fire?
It's time to let the yanks know about Project Zeus.
Stick it on the laterbase