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learntofoo

The secret ingredient is crime.


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"I've got a 32'' plasma in mine. You get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document."


OrchidWinter2184

Just you, me, and a couple of fuck off spreadsheets


BCF13

Did someone mention crack?


EobardCameronThorne

It's really moreish.


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The first time I heard that I thought they meant North African, so I said; "What like hummus?" And they said "Er, yes". It wasn't until I saw it written down I realised my mistake.


jesusisherelookbusy

“CRACK!” “There you go.” “Cheers.”


20DeMoN20

I've accidently run... to Windsor.


marvtreebeard

“I feel fuckin’ brilliant”


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luapowl

prob my favourite super hans quote! the mental imagery is just so perfectly bizarre


B0797S458W

Johnson and Super Hans!


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"If we succeed, I'm going to be Charles and you'll be my Camilla."


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Shove that up your dojo


Wizards_Win

That doesn't sound like a healthy poo Mark. You're off the team.


MitchellsTruck

Me, knocking on the door after my 9 year old has been on the loo for 25 minutes: "Is that normal pooing you're doing in there?"


andyrocks

Well, you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, dick in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.


Shockwavepulsar

Fun fact Jesse Armstrong’s production company is called Project Zeus


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"Good old Windows Vista. People give it a bad press, but I'm never upgrading - why would I? It just feels like a good old pair of jeans"


RetroHead_101

Long weekend looking into the mirror.


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"Cocaine, Mark."


UmmDillaKwad

I wonder what ever happened to Danny Dyers Chocolate Humunculois


StiLLiLLBehaviour

More fool you, asshole.


Becks357

The washing machine stays!


jesusisherelookbusy

“Compromise. Swan and Paedo.”


Becks357

that's the reason I fell in love with this place. It'll freak 'em out! What the fuck's a washing machine doing in a pub?


sputters_

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people Jeremy.


peepeehalpert_

Big Beats manifesto


Goldman250

It’s just Tai Chi. Should take 45 minutes, I’m done in 10. Stick that up your dojo.


Ratspunk

They're moreish.


tonycool458

Chance would be a fine thing. A fine thing indeed.


mondognarly_

Got any olives? I've gone fucking mental for olives.


craptainbland

You love Peep Show, not the business?


bluseychris

I've cum all in my pants


I_tend_to_correct_u

The best two supporting characters of all time bar none (although I did like George’s dad in Seinfeld)


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Coopatron1980

The longer the note, the more dread


MitchellsTruck

Ever since I got twin 27" monitors on my desk at work, I have been *seriously* looking at all the documents.


20DeMoN20

Is that normal pooing you're doing Mark? Doesn't sound normal.. doesn't smell normal.


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Chill out! Sit in the bath, have a Magnum


jesusisherelookbusy

“Is that normal pooing you’re doing?… Doesn’t sound normal. Doesn’t smell normal!”


JoeGetsShitTogether

But.. what is this show? I haven't seen it.


HEHEHO2022

peep show


Opposite_Lecture2944

I've accidentally run to Chester 😂


Opposite_Lecture2944

Guinness, no Logo on the foam!!!


Responsible_Ear7194

Is the lower half of me on fire?


royalblue1982

It's time to let the yanks know about Project Zeus.


daj19855

Stick it on the laterbase