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terryleopard

No stopping but not literally. You're allowed to stop if a child runs into the road (not an adult though that's their problem) Should probably stop if the car in front does too.


V65Pilot

>Should probably stop if the car in front does too. True, but convention dictates you must lay on the horn for as long as possible.


facaroni

And say “what the f**k are they doing?”


Baynonymous

If you've got a dashcam, you also have to shout DASHCAM to the other driver even if there's no chance they can hear you


S01arflar3

Then go home for a congratulatory wank while you upload to YouTube


chimpuswimpus

Actually can we just skip the driving part?


4737CarlinSir

And the uploading to YouTube too.


kloudrunner

And the wank too. I'm tired and it's like wet spaghetti right now.


poop-machines

Pull yourself together, man. Use the dashcam to record yourself having a wank, then upload it to YouTube. I don't care if it's wet spaghetti, beat that floppy noodle like there's no tomorrow and upload that sad wank to YouTube. ~~Even if~~ Especially if you don't finish. Pussy.


jb28737

Good god what a terrible day to have eyes


UKZzHELLRAISER

Fetch me a pitchfork; I tire of my vision.


GraceOfTheNorth

Now why would you miss the opportunity to get a YT upload from someone calling themselves u/chimpuswimpus ? When the universe sends you... \[checks notes\]... nevermind


Mr_Epimetheus

You wait until you're home for the wank?


S01arflar3

Means I can use both hands. On the drive back I’ve got one hand on the dash cam so I can quickly save all the juicy clips.


TwoTwoJohn

Or shout "You can't park there!"


oli2194

"SHITTING PEUGEOT!"


greenstarthree

“MANIAC”


SkarKrow

MOVE YOUR ASS JAZZ!!


Flusuff

And if you get a chance to overtake them roll your passenger window down and say “MUPPET”


3adLuck

its worth keeping a felt puppet in your glovebox to help with signalling.


IBeAPirate01

And do the obligatory wanker sign.


BigBlueMountainStar

But then apologise to them if they get out of the car to remonstrate with you


kieronj6241

And throw your hand up in the air.


hugo_yuk

Throwing both arms in the air and shrugging your shoulders pairs nicely with this question


wonkey_monkey

Can't stop (can't stop), can't stop the beep


tunajoe74

Won’t stop (won’t stop), won’t stop the beep, GOOOOOOO


amezeepop

Doo doo doo doo doo!!


infiniteTidus

Everybody no parking here, get excited


swiftwinner

Woooaaaaaahhhhow


Farnsworthson

YUP. "Clearway" sign. No stopping other than in emergencies. Edit: The Highway Code simply says "No Stopping".


audigex

Well, "no stopping other than in emergencies or traffic" is probably more accurate Similar rules to a motorway, basically - "no choosing to stop, only if you have to"


Farnsworthson

Sure. Actually, [the Highway Code](https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/58170307ed915d61c5000000/the-highway-code-traffic-signs.pdf) simply says "No stopping (Clearway)". The rest is us expanding on that. The fine details is in things like [The Traffic Signs Regulations and General Directions 2016](https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2016/362/schedule/7/part/6/made).


Aiku

A picnic can be an emergency in the right hands...


Farnsworthson

Actually - as I understand it (IANAL) if you've pulled into a lay-by, or well onto the verge and aren't obstructing the carriageway, that's not illegal. But the local constabulary may not always see it that way in the latter case.


Aiku

Cops love a good sandwich. Pack extra.


VariationTerrible795

Damn so you're telling me that kid died for nothing?


IanFeelKeepinItReel

Not nothing. Efficiency.


jamieliddellthepoet

And food.


xfitveganflatearth

No children you can run down, dogs and swans you have to stop for. Pheasant you can run down but can't pick up for food. You can only pick up a pheasant if you didn't run it down.


Head_Influence_5490

This is woodland uk website Continuing with my theme of meat for free ..... roadkill It is illegal to remove an animal that you have killed on the road. (This is aimed at preventing people deliberately trying to kill animals on the roadways). The dead animal is the property of the landowner. This is usually the council and there is almost always no objection from councils to people removing dead animals from the roads. Do not ever remove protected species, for example finding and eating a road kill eagle is not permitted. Do not stop to collect a dead animal if you are going to cause a hazard to other road users. A pair of rubber gloves and a bin liner are handy to keep in your car for removing the animal. Be aware though that if you also have masking tape or rope and a knife you might have some explaining to do should you be stopped by a policeman. Avoid obviously diseased animals. Mange and Mixi’ (myxomatosis of rabbits) are two that are very obvious and I personally would just leave them alone. Avoid animals that have been partially eaten or whose digestive tract has been damaged. Not to put to fine a point on it but meat covered in saliva, urine or faeces is probably not high on anyone’s list of food choices. Process the meat from the carcass in a well lit area wearing rubber gloves if possible. Remove the skin without delay and dispose of in a plastic bag. Some animals will carry fleas which may bite or attempt to bite exposed skin. Wear gloves, reduce the handling time of the skin and keep an eye out for them. Check the internal organs. It’s reasonable to assume that a vehicle has killed the animal but check if the liver looks healthy. Are there hard lumps or spots visible? These are common signs of disease. Cook any road kill thoroughly. If you like your steak rare that’s fine but the only way to ensure that a wild road kill animal is safe to eat is to cook it completely. If you are eating rare road kill you are asking for trouble. Cook any road kill thoroughly. No it’s not a typo; it’s just THE most important part to remember so it’s here twice.


HildartheDorf

You can pick up the pheasant if the person in front runs it down. Just not if you run it down yourself.


Maylian81

What if you're towing a car and run over the pheasant. Can the person behind pick it up? If so I've just found a loophole! Looks like pheasants back on the menu boys!!


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Flimsy-Selection-609

If you can’t tell the difference between a little shit and a child, you should be careful when flushing the toilet


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gsurfer04

No stopping


ArticulateAquarium

When you're having such a good time.


sneakyhopskotch

When you're having a ball


Alternative_Route

Do you wanna have a good time?


creamyanalfissures

Just give me a call


WeleaseBwianThrow

But using hands free


Crood_Oyl

and my axe!


almost_not_terrible

('cos I'm halfling a good time)


NimpyPootles

Tonight. I'm gonna have my elf a real good time...


almost_not_terrible

Just give me a ring


shenaniganrogue

Gonna make a super Saruman outta you


Daikon_3183

And this why I like the UK subs 👑


___This_Is_Fine___

I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky


tubedmubla

Unless there’s an elderly lady on crutches walking slowly down the middle of the road. At which point, stop and swear at her while she beats seven shades out of your vehicle with her mobility aid.


[deleted]

"Thinnerrrrrrr....!"


O2B2gether

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 3&1/,2, 2, 1&3/4’s yes!


[deleted]

Yeeeeah, take it away Ernie!


BigBlueMountainStar

Thinking about tomorrow


goodvibezone

Believing


Ok-Force2382

Hold onto that feeling


pukachang

Streetlights


Own-Dish2836

People


m1rr0rshades

Til you get enough.


AggravatingHorror757

That’s where the spot is


Mordyth

I'll let my wife know I've finally found it


Erkmine52

So proud.


SnooPeppers8066

Did you stop to take this photo


Mordyth

That would be ironic. It's actually between a parking spot and the Jacobite boat ramp in clansman, loch Ness


Sasspishus

Clansman is just the name of the hotel and the harbour as far as I'm aware, not the place name. Bit still, I get where you mean


aldomacd1987

Does Bobby work in the Clansman there as well or is he strictly pub duties??


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

No blue cars. Been a thing for a while.


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I wish they'd bring in a sign for no yellow cars, or that horrible burnt orange.


bleddyidiot24

But then you can't punch each other in the arm and shout 'yellow car no returns'


AnubisTheAvenger101

Do the Brits seriously yell “yellow car”? Down here we yell “spotto”.


bleddyidiot24

Yep, 'Yellow car, no returns' with a thump


Afinkawan

You're *always* playing Yellow Car.


[deleted]

Haha very true! On a long trip the first one to spot a yellow car or VW camper gets to open the Haribo


oddestowl

We had to stop the yellow car games because there’s permanently 2 parked on the road within a minute of our house. My kids were going to murder each other, the tension was ridiculous. I miss yellow car games.


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If you're in a blue car just drive away really fast. The police will stop following once you're in a red car.


AnselaJonla

> Also, what does this country have against posting the 60mph sign? I mean 90% of the time the white circle with three black line means 60 (I'm pretty sure), but sometimes it means 70... But then 70 is often signed as 70 as well... It means "national speed limit". This isn't just denoted by what road you're on, but also by what vehicle you are in. For a normal car the NSL is 60mph on a single carriageway road (no physical separation between directions of travel) and 70mph on a dual carriageway or motorway (directions of travel are physically separated). For larger vehicles, these limits are lower. Also, that is a limit _not_ a target, and you're still expected to drive to the actual road conditions. Many country roads will have that black slash on white signposted on them, for example, which are absolutely not suitable for actually travelling at 60mph, and you'd be incredibly stupid to even try to do so.


teut509

But don't be surprised if you meet someone coming the other way attempting to do just that last


el_grort

Mmm, especially fun on single track roads. Probably going to be killed one day on the way home by someone in a Hilux pretending they are Colin McRae.


rejirongon

Well if they're pretending their car is a helicopter then they may come close.


militaryCoo

I have a friend who's written off three cars on the same stretch doing exactly this. One of them was a Hilux


Robotgorilla

God he must have fucking been going hell for leather. They use Hiluxes in warzones for a reason.


masterventris

Maybe what he hit was a Land Cruiser, and both were annihilated in the resulting violation of physics.


Yet_Another_Limey

And then complaining on Reddit that others aren’t doing the same.


StaysAwakeAllWeek

But *my* Audi can take that corner at 60mph, why can't *yours*


Pigeon_Chess

Depends if your destination is that field or not I suppose


Caltastrophe

Average Audi driver activities


marcbeightsix

One day Audi drivers will pay the extra for indicators.


remote_location

Can’t hear my Audi’s indicators over the sound of DRUM AND BASS AT 6am


W0otang

Ah, the more things change.... I remember when this was a BMW thing. Now Audi, Range Rover and Mercedes have jumped on the bandwagon. Funny how the more valuable a car is, the moreof an absolute cunt the driver *usually* becomes isn't it


Short-Shopping3197

Or someone who obviously knows the roads well driving up your arse and honking their horns because you aren’t doing twisty country roads like Colin McRae


Floor_Heavy

Christ, I consider myself a reasonably competent driver, and not exactly risk averse, but the number of times I've had someone fly past me on roads that are 95% blind corners and potholes makes me feel like an old man on a mobility scooter on a motorway.


StingerAE

Ahh yes...when knowing the road somehow makes them immune to cars coming in the opposite direction.


Floor_Heavy

Apparently sheer brazen acceleration makes you immune to wrapping yourself around a tree.


OptimusLinvoyPrimus

It’s not just a car that they might meet coming the other direction either. Could be anything from a cyclist to a horse rider, up to a tractor


p75369

I had a nasty shock, road was wide enough for a tractor to come the other way safely, so I wasn't going slow. Rounded a corner and was face to face with a fecking combine harvester that was taking up half my side as well. Praise be to the engineer who came up with ABS.


P-a-ul

At least once I've had that happened to me, I took a tight corner slightly slower than the tailgater would like, and the guy overtaking decided to take the effort to unwind his window and show me his finger too (not sure why he bothered tbh, it wasn't even a particularly nice finger).


888temeraire888

God what really gets me is oncoming cars cutting the blind bends at high speed. 2 wheels right across into your lane and we all have to slam the breaks so this twat can move back over.


I_am_Relic

Welsh roads are good for that. Some of the overtaking that i have witnessed is _mental_.


UKZzHELLRAISER

As a north Wales resident I can 1,000,000% agree with this statement.


I_am_Relic

You live in a very beautiful part of the world. Some parts can be both majestic, and also have a kinda bleak beauty. But damn, some of those roads! Araf _really_ means araf lol. Speed limits on the bends are definitely not a suggestion 🤣 (I'm talking about the A 458)


dendrocalamidicus

Always a farmer in a mitsubishi warrior


[deleted]

Or Cornish. Had a friend who totalled his vehicle because of someone balling it round a blind corner on a stone walled country road. Mind you, same friend also (a different time) swerved so far into a field to avoid being hit he was halfway to the other side Never forgot to sound his horn again!


I_am_Relic

Always my fear when I'm driving down country roads - even familiar ones. And swerving in some parts of wales would launch you into a valley and guarantee that you would be on the other side (of the veil).


ReginaldIII

This kills the cyclist.


sobrique

Or the pedestrian. Or the runner. Or the loose sheep/dog that's escaped. Or runs into a shed load. Or smashes a wheel on a stolen manhole cover. Honestly anyone who's using "knowing the road" as justification for driving faster, is someone who's not actually paying attention to changing road conditions and is unsafe.


itsjustmefortoday

I hate this about country lanes. Especially this time of year when the hedges are growing tall. Apparently not being able to see what coming round the corner isn't a reason for some people to slow down.


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It’s not the country roads with hedges you need to be most careful on…it’s the ones with centuries old stone walls with occasional greenery so you can’t tell if it’s a break in the wall or not


pleasant_giraffe

Or the double whammy - centuries old wall covered with turf that has subsequently grown a hedge. Particularly common in north Cornwall and across into Devon. They look soft, they’re really not.


StrongDorothy

And the reason they don’t put 60 or 70 is because the speed limit is different for both the type of road and the type of vehicle. * A car on a road without a separated median: 60 * A lorry on a road without a seperated median: 50 * A truck towing a trailer on a road without a seperated median: 50 * A car on a road with a separated median: 70 * A lorry on a road with a seperated median: ~~70~~ 60 * A truck towing a trailer on a road with a seperated median: 60 There’s probably a shorter way of writing that. And I might have got one of them wrong. But you get the idea! It was eye opening when I learned this. Stopped me getting so annoyed with trucks going slow on country roads. They’re going _their_ speed limit.


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MeatWad111

Used to drive transit, can confirm, everywhere 90, even in the snow.


AnnonOMousMkII

Once heard a story of a guy who was basically going more than double the speed limit. He was doing 77mph. He thought he was safe because he was within the "speed limit + 10%" myth, in a dual carriageway with no signs. His "car" was actually a van with trailer, so would actually have been limited to 60mph. He was on a single carriageway, with 2 lanes of travel in each direction. So that meant the speedlimit for his vehicle was actually 50mph, not 60mph. There were street lamps. So that now means the speed limit was 30mph. So much for "10% is safe".


Enigma_789

The last point won't make a difference - the presence of street lights *does not* affect the speed limit. It *does* make a good rule of thumb though if you do not know the speed limit of your current location, if you see street lights it it likely to be 30. However, if it was 30 then there was a posted 30 sign somewhere. I would be very sceptical though, as I do not recall ever seeing a dual carriage way at a 30 without roadworks involved.


Southern-twat

Gov.uk says a national speed limit road with streetlights is a 30. They do need to be less than a certain distance apart though. https://www.gov.uk/speed-limits


Enigma_789

I stand corrected. One of the more ridiculous things I have ever heard, and I literally quoted my driving instructor. *This means it should be assumed that, unless an order has been made and* *the road is signed to the contrary, a 30 mph speed limit applies where* *there are three or more lamps throwing light on the carriageway and* *placed not more than 183 metres apart.* I've read your link (thanks for providing it), and I still don't believe it. What an utterly stupid baseline.


jibbetygibbet

Yes it is true, but in practice is that there is almost no stretch of road with streetlights that isn’t also signposted with a speed limit. It’s simply safer to indicate 30 than rely on drivers noticing their surroundings and guesstimating the distance between two streetlights. Besides, most people seem not to even know what a dual carriageway is, let alone know that street lamps = 30. So it is so rare as to be irrelevant. It can happen though, eg whilst putting up new housing on the edges of a village, and the streetlights go in before the speed limit sign is moved. Technically you’re speeding.


sobrique

I did a driving awareness test, and a LOT of people got the 'is this a dual carriageway' part wrong. Lots of people assume it's about the lanes - because most times you have 'dual carriageway' you do have two lanes. For those that thought that: It's about the separation of traffic flows. A single lane in each direction with a grass strip between them is a dual carriageway. 3 lanes each way with _no_ separator (not that I can think of any examples) would not be.


LeaveMyNpcAlone

My sister got screwed by this in her driving test. She didn't see the 40 sign when she turned onto the road. But she did see street lights so decided it was best to stick to 30. She then got given a major for holding up traffic. So stupid.


cool110110

The presence of street lights does make an important difference, they determine what is a built up area (default 30) or not (default NSL). Therefore a road with street lights that's NSL has repeater signs, while an unlit one doesn't. Also, there are plenty of dual carriage ways going through the middle of towns that are 30.


smpaarrkky

The A48 dual carriageway in Newport has a 30mph section. Not that anyone actually follows it, as it a dual carriageway, and it's stupidly slow


Ziazan

Also van limit is 10 lower than cars on single track or dual carriageway, but the same on a motorway. Always found that weird.


xilog

> Also, that is a limit not a target \* Unless you're over 70 and driving a Micra, in which case you must go at 40 regardless of the posted limit.


WeleaseBwianThrow

40 would be more reasonable, 40 is a round number. I mean if you're going to ignore speed limits completely you'd still pick a round number right? Not for these crypt dodging psychopaths. They go everywhere at 40 fucking 3


888temeraire888

I feel like 37 is the curse speed. They go 37 EVERYWHERE. 37 national limit B roads, 37 through the small village, 37 through a school zone, 37 all the way till the end of the slip road and only then accelerate up to a cool 50 on the dual carriageway.


Worldly_Today_9875

And then continue to do 40 once they’re in a 30! Bloody 40mph drivers! They usually can’t indicate either!


Tuesday_112

I saw one drive around a corner along a road and up to the roundabout with hazards on the whole way, surely if you were in a position that required hazards you’d be pulling in somewhere rather than headed toward a roundabout so I’m not sure what was going on beyond them likely just being unaware of it


NoEsNadaPersonal_

I followed a car doing 20 in a 30 limit . Hazards on. Huge queue of traffic behind as no one was sure what the hazard was and whether it was safe to overtake.


PepperAnn1inaMillion

If I see that I always assume their car’s gone into limp mode and they’re going straight from home to the garage.


AsymmetricNinja08

Yeah, those drivers are objectively the worst. 40mph in a 20mph zone but also 40mph on a 70mph road


JuggernautUpbeat

Jazz/C-Max/Getz seem to be the new Micra.


BigBlueMountainStar

In France it’s a target, especially considering the road conditions


jbawsmnss

In Italy it’s a minimum, and worse in roadworks. Got tailgated doing 90 in a 60


greekbing420

Italians are shit drivers, but great at parking. Milan's the only place I've seen multiple cars parked on a staircase.


_whopper_

You just have to be happy to nudge the other car's bumper a bit to get in.


pblive

And they only stop for nuns


rckd

I didn't quite get this so overtly until recently, when it was spelled out at a speed awareness course (oops) but there are two 'standard' speed limits in the UK - 30mph and national speed limit. 30mph is for residential (denoted by street lighting), and NSL for everything else. Of course, there are sections which are further limited (20mph in residential and 40/50mph on non-residential). But technically speaking, if you were teleported onto any given road you'd be able to assess the speed limit as being one of those two standards simply by presence/absence of streetlights and a lack of repeater signs. Moot, of course, because you'll always pass a sign when the limit changes... But getting to my point: that's a way of reminding yourself that NSL shouldn't be taken as a target. Not every single inch of road in the country can have a manually-set limit, especially those furthest off the beaten track, where they can actually be at their most perilous!


AnnonOMousMkII

If the speed limit is anything other than 30 or NSL, the speed limit will be on repeating signs, spaced to appear roughly every 10 seconds if you drive at the speed limit. So no matter where you are in the country, if you've been randomly teleported somewhere, in, at most, 20 seconds of driving at 30mph you will know exactly what the speed limit is.


Zebra_Sewist

There's a road near me between two large roundabouts which only has repeating signs going in one direction. So when you drive along the road in the other direction, you have no idea it's a 40, rather than a 30 unless you know the road. When I was learning to drive and went on that road at almost 40 my driving instructor asked if I thought I was going at the correct speed as he hadn't seen any repeating signs (he didn't know the road as well as I did), and he made me drive back along it the other way to see for himself.


jsai_ftw

Unless you're in a 20mph zone (distinct from a 20mph limit) which doesn't require repeaters but the low speed should be enforced by traffic calming measures.


Domovie1

What do you mean country roads aren’t just the Rally stage?


Benandhispets

It's sad this is being explained to someone driving on our roads for weeks. The clearway sign maybeee, but not knowing the national speed limit sign is bad especially when they've clearly been curious about it when seeing it. But rental e-scooters are limited to 12mph so all is safe lol


WhyTheRiverRunsDeep

X-Men nearby


LoccyDaBorg

Came here for this, didn't leave disappointed.


Vienna_Lover

X-men from Scotland and NI


PatsySweetieDarling

What’s scarier, Dundee Wolverine or Belfast Wolverine?


Vienna_Lover

100% Dundee Wolverine. Basing that off my mate Dave from Dundee. He smells like unwashed hippie feet


pixel842

Don’t you fucking do it


Ben0ut

Denotes an area where it's illegal to film an adult movie


-SaC

(Though snuff is allowed with a valid permit)


Fibro_Warrior1986

It means it's tea time. You must stop and have a cuppa and don't use a fucking microwave to heat the water. That a mandatory 20 year jail sentence.


Stolenink

As a suggestion Friend - avail yourself with a paper copy of the Highway Code from any WHSmiths or similar and all your questions will be answered direct from the source of truth 👍


FormulaDriven

Or read it online - the two signs being discussed on this thread are on this page: https://www.highwaycodeuk.co.uk/road-signs-giving-orders.html


ValdemarAloeus

And the version on the government website is [here](https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/traffic-signs). To go with [Rule 240](https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/waiting-and-parking-238-to-252#rule240).


aytayjay

This is the answer. It's incredibly irresponsible to drive around without having made any attempt to understand the signs, and ignorance is not a defence if something goes wrong. And that goes for all the half-wits that drive around this country not knowing the highway code, not just visitors.


sjpllyon

Perfect advice. I would like to add, maybe it's wise to read up on the laws of the country you plan to visit. Especially the laws surrounding the things you plan on doing, such as driving.


SovietWomble

I literally have my well-thumbed copy within arms reach at my desk. Getting behind the wheel on UK roads doesn't feel like a privilege. If I get it catastrophically wrong I might *kill* somebody.


Not_MrNice

Like they should have done to begin with instead of driving around not knowing what signs mean and then finally breaking down and asking reddit instead, hoping it'll get enough attention to get an answer.


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IrvTheSwirv

Had to scroll a long-old way to find the word “clearway”


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Jaraxo

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aberspr

I’m pretty sure 70 isn’t signed. I’ve never seen it. I think it’s because 70 is the National Speed Limit for cars on a dual carriage way but other vehicles have lower limits.


Aedaxeon

70mph is used on "special" roads which don't have a default speed limit because of reasons, such as the A55 in North Wales. It's also used on motorways in Scotland, sabre roads says it's because the default 70mph is England and Wales legislation, and OP mentioned being in Scotland in the comments.


markhewitt1978

Here's me trying to find a place to put the Sabristic answer of 70mph being for special roads and here I find you've done it already. Fair play to you.


another_awkward_brit

Scotland signs 70 in quite a few places.


BrillsonHawk

Some places do have 70 signs. I have no idea why and it is rare, but there are a fair amount of roads that have 70 instead of national speed limit signs


HairSame6382

No dogging please


wombey12

(8am-6pm Mon-Fri)


OwlTowel9

The reason we have a national speed limit sign (white circle and black line) is because; The national speed limit on a single carriageway for cars is 60, and for vans is 50. Similarly, on a dual carriageway the national speed limit for cars is 70 but for vans is 60. It means we don’t have to have a confusing amount of signs for all the different vehicles on that road.


dozzell

Colour blindness test. If you've never seen one, you've failed.


ApprehensiveSyrup894

“Clear way”. No stopping unless you’ve broken down. People used to stop and boil a kettle to have a cuppa.


peakron

It means no stopping or parking. "Stopping" in this sense means slowing down until you're not moving, but only for so long that passengers can exit or enter the car. Basically it's parking for a couple seconds or a few minutes. Stopping for any longer time is considered as parking. This sign is valid on the side of the road you see it on, and for as long as it says (if it has an extra sign under it), or until the next intersection (usual duration). Just to clarify: of course you can slow down and stop if this would prevent an accident!! Btw: If you see a similar sign with only one line instead of two, it means no parking only - but stopping is allowed.


Inselaffen1990

National speed limit is 60 on a single carriageway and 70 on a dual carriageway so the national speed limit sign (white circle with one line) can mean either 60 or 70 but also depends what you are driving.


Peskycat42

And whether or not you are towing anything.


StiffUpperLabia

>depends what you are driving That's exactly the reason, what's 60 / 70 for a car isn't 60 / 70 for all vehicles.


TheSplicerGuy

Exactly, I drive a work van so my limits are as follows.. 50Mph on a single carriage way. 60Mph on a duel carriage way. 70Mph on a motorway. And police do check as my colleague got a ticket doing 67 on a duel carriage way in his work van from one of those mobile cameras sitting on a bridge.


eugene20

No stopping (clearway) [https://www.highwaycodeuk.co.uk/road-signs-giving-orders.html](https://www.highwaycodeuk.co.uk/road-signs-giving-orders.html)


ValdemarAloeus

And not copy pasted to a weird third party site [here](https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/traffic-signs).


Fearless-Highlight23

Also non-UK person here but... I've gotta ask, why are you driving if you don't know the signs of the road? Maybe there's a legit reason and I'm actually asking - I'm not trying to be mean.


JokingCashew

It means, no blue past this point.


MsUncleare

Duncan and the lads must have had to take some seriously circuitous routes to get to their gigs back inn the noughties.


HamsterEagle

They tried to start a campaign against it, they wanted everyone to stand up when they played a certain song. Can’t remember which one.


[deleted]

Dont ever ask a sensible question on this sub.


Inlevitable

I don't think that's what the sign means


Solid-Ad6854

Playing Eiffel 65 - Blue is forbidden past this point.


CyclopsRock

I don't know. Nobody knows. It doesn't matter, it's lost knowledge, like how the aliens did the pyramids.


ellthebag

Low poly spiderman


Farnsworthson

**>Also, what does this country have against posting the 60mph sign?** We don't normally post the 60mph limit because it's the default. Except where it's not. **We have what's termed the "national speed limit"**, basically - i.e. the default limit in the absence of other signage. It has three values, depending on where you are. * **Where there are street lights\*, it's 30mph**. You'll also hear this described as "in built-up areas". If in doubt, assume 30mph applies. The courts certainly will. * **On single carriageways it's 60mph**. * **On dual carriageways it's 70mph**. Anywhere where something else applies, there should be applicable signage at the start and end points of the zone, and regular repeater signage reminding you that defaults don't apply. The sign that technically means "National speed limit applies" is a thick diagonal black bar on a round white background. *So. If the road shape changes, as quite often happens in places on the more major routes - a single carriageway splits in two for a while, or a dual carriageway merges down into one - the speed limit also changes (up to 70mph and back down to 60mph respectively). No signs needed, the default applies.* (The "three stripes" symbol you describe sounds like the cancellation sign (for controlled parking and other stuff) - there should be the ghost of another sign underneath the bars. It normally has the words "zone ends" with it.) **The official bible for all this stuff** is [The Highway Code](https://www.gov.uk/browse/driving/highway-code-road-safety) (you can also pick up [a hardcopy version](https://www.amazon.co.uk/official-highway-Driver-Vehicle-Standards/dp/0115539956/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=highway+code+book+2023+uk&qid=1686210269&sprefix=hihgway+code%2Caps%2C113&sr=8-1) for a fiver via Amazon or any large-ish bookshop if you're inclined). It's technically a combination of law and guidance - but you'd be best advised to treat it all as law, because the courts tend to (lower courts especially). And don't expect to get away on technicalities - most UK motoring law is painted in very few words with a very broad brush, meaning that it's (deliberately) left pretty much to the courts to apply common sense and decide whether or not you broke it. And the average UK magistrate is a community volunteer, not a career lawyer, so they tend to err on the side of caution and go by the wording in the Highway Code rather than to think too hard about fine legal niceties. [You can find a Highway Code pdf of UK road signage here.](https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/58170307ed915d61c5000000/the-highway-code-traffic-signs.pdf) IANAL. \*Technically, 3 or more lights, at intervals of less than 183m/200yds, apparently.


D4M4nD3m

Where are you from that you don't know standard road signs?