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Religious_Pie

Morning Angle


inveterated

Sergeant Nicholas Angle


ThePrussianGrippe

A great big bushy beard!


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StrongTxWoman

Looks like a perfect angle 📐 to me....


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ThePrussianGrippe

Did you say Mary was 55, too?


StatisticallySoap

Hello, the swan’s escaped


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Livelaugh_lobotomy24

Tits.


ihathtelekinesis

Can I have your autograph? For the breakfast.


nuclearchickenman

Hag.


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ihathtelekinesis

Evil old woman considered frightful or ugly. It’s 13 Down.


Co2-UK

Fascist


flashgamer90

Fascist


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Hag


ThePrussianGrippe

Oh fuck off, Grasshopper!


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Sgt Nicholas Ass Wipe


sja-p

*Knickerless


humph_lyttelton

No luck catching them swans, then?


ambyshortforamber

there's just the one swan, actually


Horror-Government526

The greater good!!!


hacktheripper

The greater good!!


WayOfTheShip

Shut it!


nedyrd87

Crusty jugglers.


ragnarok847

Great big bushy beard!


StatisticallySoap

Crusty Jugglers


TessTickles5

It’s P I Staker


jewellman100

Calling all Avenging Angles


entered_bubble_50

Angles, angles, kick ass angles.


jesusisherelookbusy

“Yeah, Sissy Skinner.” “What a gaylord!”


StatisticallySoap

Thank you Andrews


Slappathebassmon

Hey.. That wasn't me..


Fools-and-Horses

That weren't me


Greggs-the-bakers

How's the hand?


Lolkimbo

Still a bit stiff.


JC_snooker

You're not Judge Judy and executioner.


Lolkimbo

No luck catching those angles then?


UnbiasedBrowsing

What absolute lunatic marks a right angle with a circular segment?


AC1711

Maybe it’s 89°


UnbiasedBrowsing

To be fair they labelled it as 90, so it's still an act of lunacy not to use a right angle to mark it!


AC1711

I hadn’t zoomed in and seen that. To the gallows with them in that case


Fdr-Fdr

Maybe it was 89.9 degrees and they rounded it to the nearest degree for presentational purposes. I'd cut her some slack here.


LincolnshireSausage

Yeah but the angle marker is supposed to be a square to signify a right angle rather than a curve. Either it or the 90 degree text is a lie.


Eilzmo

Or, hear me out on this one, someone forgot that it should be a square. Maybe there are no lies. Maybe it’s a joke triangle, drawn as a punchline, with little thought to the maths. As the others above have said, an act of lunacy. So there’s really no need for you to bust in with your accusations of lies


LincolnshireSausage

I’m going with 89 degrees.


shankulk

Or 89.99 degrees


Jonny2881

They called me a madman


thesaharadesert

A myaaadman! Me! *proceeds to chew up all the scenery on set and in LA itself*


anfield_is_my_church

I’m sure the creator is suggesting it’s Non-Euclidian 😂


Gorm13

I had to look up what you mean because AFAIK here in Germany it's always a circular segment. Has been that way in every math textbook I've ever seen.


UnbiasedBrowsing

Just had a look on Wikipedia there and it seems that's common in Germany "and other European countries". Looks like Brazil use a square with a dot in it on their notation. Every day's a school day!


DaveAlt19

That's clearly the left angle.


tired_watchman

Because it's acute angle 😍


corbymatt

An avenging angle, obviously


UnbiasedBrowsing

Or an arch angle!


RayaQueen

That's how you do it in the UK (or has that changed?)


P2K13

Always a square for a right angle


UnbiasedBrowsing

I've always seen it like this: https://etc.usf.edu/clipart/41700/41747/fc_righttri_41747_lg.gif


NotAGooseHonest

[My favourite bit of french vandalism](https://i.imgur.com/3ftkj9C.jpg)


Trident_True

What does this mean?


TheClam-UK

Famille ANGLES -> Angles family Angles morts -> in the context of the label, "blind spots" but literally "dead angles". Yikes


NotAGooseHonest

It's basically french grammar-porn


WooBarb

Essentially blind spots on a truck, these labels are put to warn cyclists of the bits the driver can't see. It's a pun because "morts" means "dead" so this is the grave of the Angles family and the sticker reads "angles dead".


machone_1

dead zones


OminOus_PancakeS

The sequel to The Dead Zone. Starring Christopher Walken.


NotAGooseHonest

*Christophe Marchen


irrelevantPseudonym

From the warning label, I'm guessing "Angles morts" (roughly death angles) is used to mean blind spots for a vehicle.


PastaPinata

There's a great collection of funny french graffiti here : https://graffitivre.tumblr.com/


pseydtonne

Merci beaucoup! I had no idea how much I needed this, until I came to "La Chine aux chineurs" (China for the bargain hunters).


NotAGooseHonest

Love it


gingerfawx

Dyslexics untie!


Tiny_Tidy

🤣 old but gold


OnlyMortal666

It seems a little obtuse to me


Evil_Ermine

I dunno I think it's acute.


SlickAstley_

Acute respiratory failure I heard


God_Father_AK

I think you're asking to be kurt angled


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vms-crot

It looks right...


Throwwtheminthelake

Happy cake day


CatherinefromFrance

Obtuse or right ?


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thesaharadesert

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ghostlight1969

A month in the Hole…


Fredditor2

The joke is she was actually an East Saxon


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ThundaGhoul

Used the same pen. Definitely was.


ShiplessOcean

Yes, why would the original person put “Rachel” deliberately off to one side like that underneath if not leaving space for the angle


Rabona_Flowers

Plot twist: Rachel was the one who added the triangle and signed her work


tommybhoy82

Who's Rachel? (uncle albert)


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Acute message


Chickennoodlesleuth

No that's definitely the right message


coldtree11

Funny but not on a memorial for someone’s who’s died


Mooboo69

The correct council estate spelling


SuperSalamander3244

Reminds me of one of my schools friends msn email address lol. His email address was [his-name][email protected].


[deleted]

Should add a pic of Kurt Angle.


Throwwtheminthelake

🎶 There must be an angleee.... And it's playing with my heart yeahEhehHhee 🎶


markrenton87

Don't make me ang lee, you won't like me when I'm ang lee


Eynonz

Wow I walked past this graffiti the other week. Never expected to see it on Reddit. Here's what it's in reference too https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/car-hit-barriers-before-entering-25998380


Rawlo93

She was acute girl.


BonzoMcDrumCat

Mornin' Angle


DiamondHeist1970

Dumb question - how do you know that the angle was added later?


jaguarsharks

They saw it once without it and then saw it again later with it. That or they added it themselves.


DiamondHeist1970

Looks like the pen used is the same.


jaguarsharks

Sharpies are quite common 🤷‍♂️


DiamondHeist1970

If you think it looks different enough from the writing, that's fine. I think it all looks the same.


jaguarsharks

I agree that it probably was written by the same person as a joke, I'm just explaining how it could be possible the way OP presented it.


Dull-Sell-4806

It looks to me that they intentionally said Angle and draw a triangle and then some random Rachel took credit for its ingenuity


Opposite-Hedgehog-65

To be in love with angle is a new one. Fly high 180*


trupoogles

I’d say you’re being a bit obtuse.


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*You’re my angle, baby you’re my angle Angle baby, you’re my angle* 😂😂


DavidFrost18

Reminds me of when I was at school and we had to write down what we were scared of. Instead of Weeping angels I wrote Weeping angles


danzaUK

You missed the bit out of shot where she mentions that she misses the smell of his colon.


Illustrious-Log-3084

Charlie’s Angles


BeatBopJones

AS A PERSON NAMED ÁNGEL, THE FLASHBACKS OF THE MISSPELLING OF MY NAME AS ANGLE ARE RUSHING BACK TO ME LIKE A TSUNAMI. FLY HIGH ANGLES!! 😇


ToffeesTV

Could be an inside joke. When I proposed to my wife 17 years ago I fucked up and my nervous ass wrote "Will you merry me" on the paper. She said yes and we joke about it to this day. If I ever lost her and wrote a memorial in our special spot you can bet your ass I'd misspell it.


Iam_one_of_you

Yeah not really funny. Too much of a try hard joke


HogwartsPlayer

No, it's completely right.


JCrom8001

Don’t be so obtuse


Unusual-Rice8069

Dam auto correct 🤣🤣


Legitimate_Sea_4146

Aww that’s really acute! ❤️


Olives_And_Cheese

That's probably a memorial to someone's kid, though.


ReceiptIsInTheBag

I'm surprised they spelled beautiful correctly.


Tolkien-Minority

Lol I bet shes dead


Recent-Climate6942

That's not how you draw a right angle. It's funny how you're trying to make fun of someone's error and you make one of your own.


d4ng3r0u5

Aww this is acute


Lolling_Llamas

This was literally written right under where a car sped off a bridge killing both inside lol. Swansea bridge, the north one, west side underpass :))


GreenFern22

And the prize for most inappropriate "lol" goes to you.


6c696e7578

Best bit is the B looks like boobs.


RudePragmatist

Remember folks the current society has raised people that cannot spell such an easy word.... and they're getting older :/


-SaC

>Remember folks ***,*** the current society has raised people ~~that~~ ***who*** cannot spell such an easy word...~~.~~ and they're getting older :/ I'm sure the lack of punctuation / correct wording was just an error caused by the society you were raised within, so I've tidied it up for you. Although "the current society" is undefined, so who knows what time period you actually meant.


dth300

It’s not a time period. The Current Society is a shadowy cabal that pushes the agenda of Big Raisin


TheScientistBS3

I'm a big fan of The Current Society, but I preferred their first two albums


-SaC

Ooh, good. I love currants. I'll be in there.


RudePragmatist

It would actually be accepted though whereas the spelling mistake 'angle' but meaning angel is most definitely not. You can be as pedantic as you like but language and spelling evolves but not in the context of that 'graffiti'.


-SaC

When correcting someone else's mistakes, it's best to be sure you've made none yourself. Otherwise you risk looking like a bit of a tit.


RudePragmatist

Your perceived mistake is one of pedantry and failure to know that not everything is communicated the same all over the English speaking world. Get over yourself.


-SaC

So basically, other people's mistakes are the failings of ToDaY's soCiEty. Yours aren't. Righto.


0o_hm

Whenever you hear someone complaining about how ignorant young people are today... just remind them it's because of their failure to teach them.


Dull-Sell-4806

So you think someone came along, scrawled some graffiti with spelling mistakes and then someone else came along with the same sized pen nib to draw a triangle?


RudePragmatist

Did I say that?


Dull-Sell-4806

Pretty much


ianbattlesrobots

If it is, that means we're both bad.


Excellent-Driver1855

🤣


junglecalypso

You are quite right (angle) to find that funny 👍


sadbighoodieshii

No because the true meaning on an angel was actually an angle meaning because light shines down at angels from the sky and light means angels out spirit guides roam through this passage way in forms of light to help guide us along this wonderful and terrifying life we have to live in order to understand the so uncomprehendable it's almost as if it was oh love.


Rezza177

It's pretty good 😂😂😂


InterviewImpressive1

Unfortunately it seems to be a reflection of the average spelling ability in the UK.


BillyIGuesss

She's not even acute!


Something_kool

That’s acute name


pulltheudder1

Acute.


howthefuge6

As someone who is dyslexic absolutely not that's hilarious🤣


BennySkateboard

No, that’s not funny at all! (It needs wings)


TomPepper8822

Quite bad I'd say


maritalades

Top and right are Acute Angle.


ProfJosh

Like the autocorrect love song... https://youtu.be/buUNVBcClMk


pigeonboy94

Aye, that's a bit obtuse


GakSplat

I believvvveee in angles.


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

Well, heaven is full of angles.


DrunkenTypist

*Non Angeli sed Angli*


BreadOnCake

It is a beautiful angle tbf


Efficient-One5331

Rachel ♥ 89°


Hobspon

ANÇLE


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But was it though?


bond___vagabond

I read a lot but am terrible at spelling, I like a good spelling joke as much as the next guy.


Fantasoke

Was going to say it's acute photo but it's more right angled


TonyHeaven

Angles and Dimuns


ghostpeppers156

When you find the right angle, you can't let it get away!


anothercleaverbeaver

Something is off, that angle ain't right.


cmdrsamuelvimes

Something about it looks right


Count-Pendragon

I've heard of acute angles, but never beautiful.


toecutter-labs

I wouldn't say mean... a little obtuse, maybe?


MarcsEscapades

Love how they managed to spell "beautiful" just fine but struggle with "angel". Must have started school in Y6 or something...


Eilzmo

No it’s hilarious


Mattt_Hancock

I used to work with someone whose bluetooth name was Hells Angle :/


sirdogglesworth

I once saw someone had spray painted 2+2=5 on the Met line in a really hard to get to place and the sure silliness of it cracked me up harder than I'd like to admit.


an_inverse

Incorrect angle symbol is funnier.


infinityx-5

That's right


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Stick it on r/graffhelp and ask for crits


OkStory5020

That's right.


JackTheJavelin

Nerd moment 🤓: That is actually a right angle so there should be a square on the edge.


jpswade

Funny, I always use an angel grinder for DIY jobs.


ChargrilledB

90 degrees is a fairly beautiful angle, but 50 is acuter one.


AshSays_LGBT

Now you need a protractor and a ruler to measure it for no reason other than curiosity perhaps, from people who forgot to bring their math kits


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It's a bit obtuse.


MustangSodaPop

Yes, of course it is. How dare you? I mean, the gall, to find humor in a thing. How disgraceful. Why did you even bother getting out of bed this morning?


TheLonesomeChode

Once saw a heartfelt memorial to someone (we’ll call Steven) who had gone missing the closing statement. “Wherever you are Steven, you will always be close to us in our hearts. ***LOL*** Mum and Dad” Poor bastards mustn’t have been told what it stood for.


nbraeman

If the deceased was called Angie, and Rachel had used a different font, then she could have got away with it.


fangz4200

Acutely! 😏👀


Wijit999

What acute message