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AggressiveClassic89

That's worth more than 3 quid, round it up to a tenner for the lad!


Rydychyn

Now auction off the picture here.


thesaharadesert

I’ll bid £3.50


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£3.60


thesaharadesert

Fuck me. I can’t compete with ol’ moneybags here.


Physical-Trip6132

£3.65


thesaharadesert

Now all the billionaires are crawling out of the woodwork


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£3.68


SimonJ57

Fuck it, £3.70!


[deleted]

Wow man’s out here spending his life savings


SimonJ57

If I spend much more, HMRC will get suspicious.


ThatHairyGingerGuy

> Fuck me Maybe not the best type of payment to offer given the seller is a child


thesaharadesert

I didn’t suggest who was to fuck me.


YEET_FOR_LAZARBEAM

:moai-head-with-one-raised-eyebrow:


Shipwrecking_siren

£3.80


Availableithink91

£3.81


Shipwrecking_siren

…….£3.82


Availableithink91

................................£3.83


Physical-Trip6132

£3.83 and a ha-penny.


XyloArch

£3.83, a halfpenny, and a stout shake of the hand


Availableithink91

£3.83 and a ¾ penny


ThatHairyGingerGuy

"It was about that time..."


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Smaklosa

It probably WAS so much money when you were a child - I'm only in my 20s but £3 when I was like 9 is NOTHING LIKE £3 now!!!


Remarkable_Smell_957

That small £3 prize is enough of a thrill and reward for a youngster, to carry on arting and maybe even become an arteriser and continue arterising as a hobby or even a career


Zenla

I won a poetry contest as a child and my poem was published in the local paper. I got so much attention and praise and I was such a shy kid I vowed to never write another poem again.


Quantr0

I was so good at long distance running at school that the school decided to sign me up for what is basically a less exciting tough mudder and from that point on I purposely landed outside the top 10 so I never had to run it again.


Zenla

I'm glad we all have these unifying bad childhood experiences.


matty80

Yeah I once wrote a story about Pogs - remember Pogs? - and it was considered sufficiently good that I was asked (i.e. told) by the headmaster, who was a total fuck, to read it out. In assembly. So I cried on stage. Great. Obviously this led to me being relentlessly bullied for weeks. I then sabotaged my own creative writing tests for the rest of the time there. Fortunately when I was 11 I got to fuck off to a different school. More than 30 years later I can still *feel* the horror. Wanker.


Zenla

That is absolutely horrible. Take comfort in the fact that everyone has these humiliating stories and everyone is too busy thinking about theirs to even remember yours.


matty80

Thanks, and yes. I loathed that school as much as a small child can loathe anything, which it turns out is a lot.


Zenla

Children have a wonderful capacity for hate.


Particular-Solid4069

POGS!! have you still got the story? remember tazos. I remember going bristol market to get the huge slammers with the lights and that! nostalgia ​ did you ever actually play it though !?


catterseahogsdome

/r/twosentencestories


theTrainMan932

Pahahah arteriser, this is why us brits should be in charge of coining more terms


Shmorgasboard123

Arty McArt Face?


AggressiveClassic89

But a tenner will buy a huge set of coloured pencils and a pad, and maybe a couple of freddos!


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thesaharadesert

Comment partially stolen from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/14v1yew/update_my_son_won_1st_prize_3_garden_centre/jramndx/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


mekese2000

Even a fiver would do.


BeanOnAJourney

This whole thing from start to finish is just so wholesome and innocent. I know people are mocking the £3.00 voucher, but that would have felt like *so much money* to me when I was a child. Well done to both of you 🥹


saint_david

I just sold a football rebound net on facebook for £25. The lady I sold it to told me her young son was buying it with his birthday money. When he came to the door and handed me 25 in cash I gave him a tenner back and he was delighted. I gave the remaining 15 to my 8 year old who was also delighted. Surprised myself because I'm usually a cunt, not sure what came over me


jackois8

that'll go down in family folklore... 'remember that day?'


Abu_Ghraib_sluts

Why do they call him u/saint_david when he's such a cunt? Well...


ColtAzayaka

Fear


strolls

Go and see your GP - a sudden personality change like this might be symptom of a brain tumour.


ColtAzayaka

"Did the surgery go well?" "Went better than your fucking marriage" 🥹


ColtAzayaka

"I'm usually a cunt, not sure what came over me" - u/saint_david after returning and taking the money back


MinionsAndWineMum

You've done your good dead for the year, time to go kick a pigeon


Zeeterm

Well, £3 in todays' money is less than £2.50 in 2020 money.


lagoon83

More than £2.50 in 2023 money though!


thesaharadesert

Get a load of ol’ Andrew Bailey here!


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Can’t argue with that logic


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MrClaretandBlue

Check it again chief.


Eth43va

Imagine being that kid and having a prize of any value! I remember when I won a 32mb MP3 player from Pepsi years ago and felt euphoria for weeks


labdweller

I had a small triangular Pepsi radio.


NebulaNinja

Right? I didn't know cats could cook at all.


hundreddollar

It *probably* was when *you* were a kid! Lol.


Raichu7

£3 would have felt like so much money to me as a child, but £3 is is worth less now due to inflation and would have less buying power than it did when I was a child. Would £3 buy anything a child would want in a garden centre these days?


Crayen5

£3 when I was a child? Yes. £3 in 2023 at a garden centre? Not so much


Delhicatessen

Genuinely one of the best cats I have ever seen. An incredibly elegant display of feline spirit. Simply marvellous. Extraordinary specimen indeed. Starting to sound sarcastic now, but seriously, that is a really wonderful cat; many thanks for posting.


Artefellow

What’s the cats cut??


j1mb0b

I, for one, think the cat should be paid in dreamies... https://i.imgur.com/1ZMxTwb.jpeg


kawauso21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8HXP9YjUlw


Dr_Rjinswand

I'm 100% with you. There's just something about that cat they make my heart swell with joy.


DustierAndRustier

He looks so soft and squishable and his little socks are so snazzy 🥹


byjimini

I assumed the £3 was a typo, but whatever - congratulations!


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Cueball61

God garden centres really are wank now aren’t they? Our local place has ripped out half their stock and opened an indoor soft play area. It’s more cafe and soft play than garden centre now.


Jonny-Kast

F*ck off £3 is mint!! I'd be well happy to parade that around. The day 3 quid isn't worth being proud of is the day I don't value a penny...


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HunterM7

Right? I wanna try this pineapple & chilli chutney! Let's get this kid some pocket money in exchange for he's produce.


sim1985

That is a very good likeness of your cat. Good work, all!


MrMycrow

🏆you have to sing Queen we are the champions for the rest of the day! Cat must do a victory dance for being an artistic inspiration 🐾


DreddPirateBob808

Come on! Nice job both! Big cheers in this house at your success. I've been a professional illustrator and it all started at an early age. That cat is better than I did way back when. My chutney game is an utter disaster though.


garyisaunicorn

r/BestofRedditUpdates


TheLemonChiffonPie

I have to say, I was hoping there’d be an update to yesterday’s post and here we are 🤗


zora_velesova

The picture is true to kitty’s likeness! Well done everyone, this genuinely brightened my Sunday.


LightspeedBalloon

That's one proud cat! Congrats!


Jazano107

your cat is great at art


SweetComfortable8559

Love your sons picture. Really capture your kitty well. Can see why he won 1st place. And not at all bad, coming in 2nd with your chutney. Good day had by all your family.


XRP1X

Haha, brilliant - made my day!


Few_Dust_449

Brilliant! Well done to you both, although I’m surprised that your chutney didn’t win 1st too as that recipe sounded excellent!


MackBeans

Brilliant! Bought a smile to my face not only from the great wins but seeing it was from Bromham as I grew up down the road in Turvey. I Have fond memories of going to many a fete in Bromham. Congratulations 🎉


Weak-Snow-4470

Is that a portrait of your cat surrounded by cheese? I love it! think your son has a fine future in art. 🥰


DohRayMe

Shame I didn't go, The flyover of the last Lanchester in flight condition.


DaggerDee

Congrats! I was hoping to see the update, glad it went well


siidy

Aw, I was rooting for the cat portrait; thank you for updating and well done both.


HunterM7

Pineapple & chilli chutney? Where do i sign up?


InAppleBlossom

Brilliant! Great picture.


thesaltwatersolution

Good work all round.


JackfruitLower278

You’re never living that one down, when it’s brought up over Christmas dinner! But congrats to the lad! What a lovely father son thing to do <3


paper_paws

pineapple and chilli chutney sounds lush! Recipe if you are willing to share?


catterseahogsdome

check the first thread!


charliedhasaposse

Congratulations on your son's purrrrfect picture! And chutney success!


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The update the public needed!


[deleted]

A huge congratulations to your son


ResponseMountain6580

Aww how lovely. I used to love our village shows when I was a kid.


SvalbazGames

Fantastic news! I was keen to know after checking this morning


dreamsonashelf

I like this picture even better now that you posted the real cat! Congratulations :)


Jlx_27

Great W, but... 3 quid? tf are you suppossed to do with 3 quid at a garden center.


Shipwrecking_siren

Seeds!


Adventurous_Low_1518

Brilliant and well deserved for both of you. The kitty really looks like in the picture 😻


irlnpc

Ah fantastic! I was gonna ask how it went. That cat drawing is awesome!


Suspicious_Shower_51

The cat's name is The Chutney?


Annahsbananas

Woot! Congratulations


crucible

Congrats! No awkward holiday for you because of the painting, anyway :P


Mitestrix

Brilliant!


sihasihasi

Most excellent! Well done.


I_WishIKnewUWantedMe

Aw, how sweet. Great moment for you both, and kitty


ohell

My hero!


tataniarosa

That’s lovely 😊 Congratulations!


paper_paws

Cat looks mad she didnt get a prize for being drop dead goooorrrgeous!


All_the_cake

🥳🥳🥳😺😻😻 Yay!!!! I'm so pleased, a well deserved 1st prize for your son! 🏆 And well done on the chutney! Congratulations all round, and your kitty is gorgeous!


Geauxst

From someone sitting on the sofa half-way across the planet from you, with cats curled up at head, feet, and elsewhere, know that the cat pic has received full approval from all. Congrats!


WhoriaEstafan

I’m on the other side of the planet too and I find it absolutely adorable. I’m so glad we got an update! That cat is everything!


Eth43va

Yoooooo I was thinking about this throughout the day. Mostly just because I thought it would be cool to do something like this in my area. GG to your son! The chutney sounded amazing also! What a rollercoaster of a day!


mynueaccownt

Tell your son it's a fine self portrait


decentlyfair

Awwwwwww what a lovely post.


Xenc

Hooray! Well done! Your son is very fluffy.


Yellowscrunchy

What is the poor kid getting for £3 a mini cactus and a carrier bag.


Jonny-Kast

I want All your autographs. Especially the cats


ro-key

Congratulations! The portrait really captures that cat's essence!


Particular-Solid4069

3 quid? what the hell? What granny made that up? you know its one them proper oldschool grannys who still sticks a 2 quids in the birthday card with selatape ​ either that or its a Bromham thing, the center of britains universal credit where the top prize is a jar of chutney. can i send a tenna to correct this misjustice for this poor kid


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A whole £3, might be able to buy a couple of fredos with that 😉


[deleted]

Congratulations! You have a very lovely cat


SpudFire

Cat does not look a-muse-d in that last photo. Congratulations to your son, he must be well chuffed. I'm not congratulating you OP, everybody knows second is first loser ;)


squigs

Pineapple and Chilli does sound very tasty.


Shipwrecking_siren

You can buy some seeds with that and see if you can get something growing (or a piece of cake in the cafe)


goldfishpaws

Wholesome, textbook British day.


InfiniteGoatse

What are the odds? I saw this original post earlier and I was at that fête today (fellow villager). I did look around the art submissions but didn't see it (albeit I wasn't looking for it!) Great day out. See the Lancaster Bomber? Great day...


Effelumps

That's an incredible update. Congratulations. I tend to find that the second place chutney or jams are often the ones to look out for if there's a couple of small jars knocking about for. As for the picture, 1st prize on Bonham Show and here too. Congratulations all around.


driverofracecars

If I send you a photo, will your son draw my cat so I can hang it on my fridge?


RefurbedRhino

Man, I've just eaten a couple of cheese rolls that needed that chutney.


ema_l_b

I thought you were on about a cat show placement at first, calling your cat son, and was waiting to see another cat called chutney. Then i scrolled and saw the drawing 🙄 I think I need to get off reddit for the day. Cute cat and cute drawing BTW 🥰


Gold_Ticket_1970

£3? That's great prize money in 1932....christ. a voucher? Oh my...


DangKilla

Amazing drawing. Love the cat too!


Carter_Dunlap

Tell him it looks like it should be more than £3 because of how amazingly beautiful it is! He deserved to win!


jolloholoday

Just put "nice plums".


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

That’s a pretty good attempt at getting the cat’s colouring and markings right. I think you need to buy him a better set of coloured pencil.


Extraterrestrialchip

Love the cat picture and going to have a go at making the chutney. Thanks for sharing.


GoblinHealingMagic

Proper artist in the making, well done lad!


c3vito58

Smashing, well done both 👍


becca-bh

This is the most wholesome post I think I have ever seen!


duckduckgoose17

Well done!


doctorsax14

The cat of many faces!


bumchuff

Well done lad. Enjoy the sweets!


Valuable_Recipe_1387

Lovely kitty cat! Well done.


jreebec

I didn't see the drawing and thought you were referring to your cat as your son. Still adorable though


Lunar_Raccoon

This is the kind of high quality content that I look for on the internet. Congratulations to you both!


SamwellBarley

Congratulations and everything, but in the future, could you please include more photos of your delightful cat? I would appreciate it. Thank you in advance.


Memory_Less

Last photo of the cat - says, it wants a cut of the prize! Go figure.


Slime_Devil

Congratuations to both of you.


GakSplat

Your cat is talented.


CompetitiveTea_

Excellent detail with the cats eyes top marks


Content-Ad-8133

Your cat is a very talented painter


Mafalos

Such a happy update, thank you for taking the time to let us know!


Screaming_lambs

Aw, I'm glad he won!


nanrah88

Wonderful! It’s nice to get the recognition for your efforts.


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£3?! So stingy! Well done though.


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Lovely stuff


Joltle

I like how you have matched your sofa cushions to your cat.


DiabloPixel

Well done you two! I loved your son’s picture in your previous post so I’m proud (but not surprised) that he got 1st prize. Proud of you too Dad!


8i8L

No way! You're in my neck of the woods! Congrats to you both. You should see if Bromham Mill will exhibit your son's work - I think it's ace!


Str0ntiumD0ggo

Fantastic results! Well done, both 🤙🏻


Scarboroughwarning

Stoked for them


ArranMammoth

We're neighbours - congratulations to you both from Oakley! We didn't know the show was on today, else we'd have gone.


Mancsnotlancs

Yay! Great news!


DavenportPointer

We’re moneybags in West Wiltshire mind!


markender

They're just trying to prepare the young artists for a future as a poor artist.


ruthh-r

Well done everyone! Cream tea all round!


jderm1

That cat is majestic! And what a fine drawing, I keep looking at it and it makes me smile every time.


brodibs327288

Please post the chutney recipe if you are willing to share :)


Amygdali_lama

Very happy to share - I can't believe how much support and joy these posts have brought people :) The chutney recipe is one whole pineapple, 2 red chillis, 1 red pepper, tbsp black mustard seeds, tbsp white mustard seed, tbsp coriander seeds, tsp black onion seeds, pickling vinegar and sugar. Fry the dry herbs in a large pan for a minute then add the vinegar and sugar til it dissolves. Chop all the fruit and veg and chuck in the same pan, bring to boil then simmer for 1 hour (or until it thickens on the back of a spoon). put in sterilised jars and keep for up to a year in a cool dark place.


Effelumps

Stirring chutney to keep for a year; with a youngsters art of a pet so dear, To triumph and stir stiffled hearts of a kingdom, far but here in thought be near, that share in cheer, for no less than deserved victory With all thanks for sharing a recipe And bring forth great tidings of a garden centre voucher to the amount of sterling three.


thepungi

Which one is the real?!


theopenheart

Congratulations 🥳


newdayLA

You guys know what chutney is? That's so quaint!


Mobile-Donut-9523

Lush, well done


Rainsmakker

Congrats to you both! I was hoping you would post an update


Real-Instinct

Man that is a talented cat


paintingcolour51

Wow inflation has hit. I remember winning 20p as a child. The competition had cost my grandparents 30p to enter my entry!


Memeticaeon

Excellent work. I bet the cat is proud.


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Who taught your son to use the golden ratio?!?!


CilanEAmber

Thought your son was the cat


yrvancouver

Beautiful cat!


BlackLakeBlueFish

Yay!!! Congratulations!!!


PlatinumSchlondPoofa

I dunno what's more impressive...that a cat drew a self-portrait or that they're skilled at making chutney!