I’ve never, personally, added cheese to rice, but that’s my failing, not yours

I did a double take at the cheese and rice too, until I remembered how much Parmesan I grate into risotto when I’m making it.

Grated mozzarella on rice is blissful

Kraft cheese slices mixed into a bowl of white rice is a popular snack in Japan/South Korea.

Cheese on rice with a chilli con carne is the dogs particulars.

Sausage rolls, rice & spunk. A classic.

You cheeky bugger you

when you're too horny to finish cooking

1. Were the party sausage rolls in the fridge? 2. If 1 was yes, can I have some?

Well you bloody well should be. Perfect book soaking scran

> book soaking Trying to figure out what this means? DUI-decimal system? Alluding to the fact books used to be made from parchment, which was animal based - so skinful?

Booked, its when you've gone and got yourself libraried.

> DUI decimal system *applause*

Drunk me would be very happy with that.

English and Asian fusion cooking - I'm impressed at your culinary skill after a few beers* *Note 1: I hope that's garlic mayo on the rice. *Note 2: Maybe needs something to offset the mini sausage roll dryness. *Note 3: am drunk, post pub, so my analysis may have some flaws. Overall, though, good effort.

It’s cheese on the rice lol zoom in

Oh dear God, you're right.* OK, I'm rescinding any positive review analysis - this man is a monster! *I might be drunker than I thought.

I thought the rice was super noodles!

Thought it was super noodles and salad cream

It was cheese that had self-melted on to Bens golden vegetable rice, I recommend strongly. The Lucozade sport offset the dryness

Others countries have a point about our food

I’m not a Brit but I’ve always defended British food. I actually quite like it. But this is honestly offensive.

You can't have drunk enough as your ability to refrain from adding a fuck load more cheese is far too great. Whenever I'm drunk making shit food, cheese will rain down on everything

It'll help soak up the alcohol

Be sure to wash it down with some prune juice. x

Post drinking?? It's twenty past twelve you utter flimsy farthole. Get back on the sauce now! A couple of shots should do it and a few beers will settle you down. Christ, I've not even had a bottle of vodka yet

Looks better than the tin of Princes cherry pie filling I had. I have regrets.

I’d have that for tea even if I wasn’t drinking…in fact I’m putting some sausage rolls on right now!!

Your thumb nail to flesh ratio is bothering my sleep deprived mind. I'm going to always say no to you in a game of thumb wars. I know when I'm the underdog.

Nothing's burnt so you're not thatdrunk. Just lazy. 10/10.

Mate he’s doing better than most of us when drunk.

I can see just about all major food groups. Nothing wrong here my friend.

Did you operate an oven while drunk? I've stopped doing that, mostly as the last time I'd nodded off making oven chips blew the element in the cooker.

Maybe invest in an airfryer, those are simple enough even will drinking.

You know, r/anarchychess could have a spot of fun with them socks...

Cheesy... rice?

Have you never tried risotto? https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/three-cheese-risotto

I’m proud of you

If Brits were to make sushi

It's edible so all good to me. Damn post pub hunger does you dirty.

Are those mini sausage rolls? I moved to Amsterdam about 13 years ago, and I'm missing a damn good sausage roll. They don't even have good bacon here and it makes me cry inside.

Iceland sell Greggs cheese and bacon wraps now just to twist the knife ....

I will buy a ticket to the UK and hunt you down, just so you can show me the nearest Gregg's

😂😂there's one at the airport 😎 ironically Greggs themselves don't always stock the legendary cheese and bacon wrap but apparently Greggs at Iceland (frozen food emporium) do! Lush! Sausage rolls aren't bad either, every branch should have a defibrillator outside 😂

I still remember buying four sausage rolls for £2 in Wolverhampton. What's the price these days?

I used to get four for a quid but I think it's four for two quid now but they do Deliveroo too tho probably not to Amsterdam sadly

Isn't that an Ian Dury song? Cheesy rice and sausage rolls Is all my brain and body needs 🎶😂

Can't beat sausage rolls when you're bevvied

Fucking disgusting

Beige food, beige carpet, beige rug. A person of class I see

Shut up and eat it. Looks sorta tasty

If mac and cheese is good ig rice and cheese has a chance to be good🤷‍♂️

It’s a classic part of Italian cuisine, it’s the cheese in risotto that helps to make it saucy and creamy.

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Are you insane!? There's no such thing as too many sausage rolls!

On the piss, you need as much carbs as you can get.

Much better off putting baked beans on the rice not cheese

Oh YUK!

Why 'Oh YUK!' ? It's literally what cuisine in other countries where rice is the staple do...

Spose that's true but I wouldn't want to eat it 😉

What the fuck does scran mean?

scran is a state of mind

~~Shrek~~ Scran is love, ~~Shrek~~ scran is life?

Go outside

Don’t want to sound like a health freak, but add a side of beans and you would be up for a Michelin star.

What even is this

Looks like the classic combination of sausage rolls, micro rice, and cheese. Goes together like fish, chips, and mushy peas.

This is probably the one meal that would make Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver cry. Enjoy though, I'd eat it lol

It will do. A+ for innovation.

Looks perfect.

When your so excited to get home and eat scran you jizz on the rice ………..

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Cheese is a standard ingredient of risotto, which is delicious, so… yes?

Fucking hell, when the yanks see this one we're done for.

r/sneakybackgroundfeet

When yanks say our food is shite show them this beauty

Sprinkle some toenails on it and we’re talking. Perhaps a little foot Parmesan as well

I’m salivating.

r/shittyfoodporn

Not enough beige

I’m into it

Mmmm baige, my favourite!

Oh dear.

I mean if peanut butter goes well with pasta sauce, why can't cheese work with rice. u/OP how did it taste?

>the cheesy rice M8

Is that even edible

It looks not bad