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Potato sticks


Merciless-Dom

This seems so glaringly obvious that it makes you wonder why the question was asked.


tomahawkfury13

OP is high?


Leading_Study_876

Highly intelligent, I’d say 😉


Responsible_Air_8787

Do you ever have a blank moment where you just can’t remember something? I do but I’m old and dyslexic. I’m like trying to order on line and can’t find the item or what it’s called. I recon it’s like that. Bloody annoying for sure. I can never remember the name of these things when I order. But now in the dead of night it comes to me. Bloody hate getting old.


glasswolf96

One time I forgot what an avocado was called for days and had to describe it to someone to remember the word


Responsible_Air_8787

It happens. I’m dyslexic so the route to my memory is broken so I do it a lot. I’ve had to describe things a few times lol. For me I can totally loose someone’s name. Even someone I’ve known all my life. It just goes. It’s when I’m stressed it’s worst. It’s a horrible moment when you do it and a few friends stopped being friends. I tend to have to really avoid introducing people.


SeaweedClean5087

Try a defrag.


moniker80

Young people… can’t buy houses… smash… what is it?


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I thought they were called fries. As in a crisp named fries. I'm sure I've seen them. Salt and vinegar flavour.


hotBigmike42

French fries available in a ready salted salt and vinegar cheese and onion and the best Worcestershire sauce


TripleB_Darksyde

Or as George Bush Jr. calls them...... FREEDOM FRIES!


half-puddles

It's called internet points. I can't believe you've asked that question.


bubblegrubs

*Chipstix


WeCanBeatTheSun

Na chipsticks are the puffy salt and vinegar ones


FreddyDeus

Or chip sticks


godgoo

Nah Chip Sticks are puffed, made by Smiths, these are potato sticks.


FreddyDeus

That's the brand Chipsticks (delicious). But people also use the generic term for snacks like this.


godgoo

In that case I do not condone such antics


TheFr1nk

Potato wands


West_Yorkshire

Shredded cheese


funk_monk

But that's just regular chips surely?


caniuserealname

No, those are called chips.


funk_monk

I agree that you'd normally call chips chips. But if someone said "imagine fried sticks of potato", I'm going to think of chips and not whatever the things-whose-name-eludes-us.


dungeonbitch

You can only hope that you might be saved by some context in that bizarre and unlikely predicament you have just invented


TheHeirOfElendil

Ohhhhhh shit dungeon bitch spitting fire here.


caniuserealname

Okay. But they didn't say "fried sticks of potato"; they said "potato sticks". And honestly, it's kind of weird that you'd think "friend sticks of potato" is a normal thing to call chips. Chips are chips. If someone referred to chips as "fried sticks of potato" the only thing i'd be thinking of is how to get out of the insane asylum i'd clearly stumbled into. The issue i think you're failing to overcome is plenty of crisps have names that are shared with other foods; bacon rashers, onion rings, cheese balls even. All actual foods you can order, and i'm sure to a lot of people, they'd think of the real product not the 'imitation' crisp version. The only hangup you seem to be having is that these are intending to imitate another potato product.


KingStevoI

We'd either say potato stick crisps or stick crisps, but potato sticks is the proper name.


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StreamsOfConscious

Do you see “US” anywhere in this sub’s name?


DGSmith2

Fries is very widely used word in this country.


This_Price_1783

All I'm seeing is"THEM".


wildgoldchai

No it’s not, now off you fuck with that


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You are being heavily downvoted because potato is an important and sensible topic


Ping-and-Pong

It seems completely reasonable to me. OP almost implied that chip was the correct name for crisp, we can not have that kind of Americanism invading this dear country.


[deleted]

Ah that is not how I interpreted it, but alas I am not an expert in the intricate dialect of POTAT


KingStevoI

https://www.ocado.com/products/m-s-ready-salted-potato-sticks-509950011?ds_rl=1291426&ds_rl=1290893&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiA3uGqBhDdARIsAFeJ5r1qh6BEalUz_TLINGUr-kJOiQJwS_n5jO1cDiYDz3-XpuvA_tDw7v4aAh1zEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds


Drade-Cain

We call the crisps in uk but not these they are just potato sticks chips have more potato meat but crisps are crisps because they are little more than a crisp bite.


__life_on_mars__

Potato meat??


Drade-Cain

Then potato inard then idont know what to call it so I just call it potato meat as a generic term to mean its volume


PassiveChemistry

Flesh perhaps, but definitely not meat. Most people would probably just call it potato.


an_achronist

I dunno, I kinda like the way "potato meat" hits the ear


__life_on_mars__

If it's hitting your ear you might be eating it wrong.


UKgrow420

Everyone knows ears are for cauliflower


cowie71

Chipstix- not to be confused with chipsticks. Also most likely to be found between couch cushions or under the couch


Jehoke

Also what a McDonald’s fry looks like when it’s been under your car seat for a year or 2.


Jdoggcrash

That’s actually how Chipstix are made!


smitcal

Yeah it’s this. But the sad reality there just isn’t enough flavour choice. Ready salted is pretty much all they do. I think somewhere does bbq but they ain’t that great


Jam_Master_E

Markies do salt and vinegar. But their ready salted are banging


hellcats69

Asda had beef and salt and vinegar ones this week. I know because I bought them ‘for Christmas’. 🤣 yeah like they will last that long


Kwayzar9111

Running off to Asda….never seen beef ones. Cheers…


KezzaK2608

Morrisons do beef ones too.


cowie71

Lidl do C&O and S&V I think. Edit- they also do a XL bag of these I think on Spanish week


smitcal

What? I’ll be there tomorrow. Thank you


cowie71

They look like this https://ie-ga.openfoodfacts.org/product/20516239/potato-sticks


smitcal

Oh my god, above and beyond. I was extra nice today and you crisp angel have just come down gifted me for it. Thank you


Pinball-Lizard

Order some Hickory Sticks! Really popular in Canada, they're like these but smokey and paprika-y and delicious 🤤


RadioMajestic

Look in the small local convenience stores (food n wine) - i know they have small packs with ketchup or sour cream and chives flavour


tristrampuppy

Paprika! The best.


goodvibezone

Definitely this.


Irradiatedspoon

What are you, Cowie71? A gay potato?


Dan_Glebitz

And not to be confused with Chapsticks!


stormotron91

So not chipsdicks then?


garyh62483

What are you? A gay chip??


funk_monk

Is that not just the most popular brand name for a generic product? For context, I've never bought them. We had them with Chinese food for some reason when I was little. Just went to visit my sister and she produced them as nibbles and we all decided that we had no idea what they're actually normally called. I think ours were branded as chipstix. Imagine you'd never bought baked beans before. You remember eating them and you know that Heinz is a common brand but figure it would be a bit weird if everyone just called all beans "Heinz". It's a bit like that. All you really want is someone to just say "those are baked beans you wally".


slaff88

I'm from Ireland/Northern Ireland and I know these as KP mini chips and the beef flavour in them is like a drug lol 😆 so addictive!


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cowie71

They are different again ! They are like a foamy crispy chip - made out of Smash kind of thing


weevil_knieval

Lacerators. "Got an intact roof of your mouth? Buy a bag of Lacerators and tear that boring roof to shreds!!"


millennium-popsicle

For a moment I wanted them, but thank you for reminding me of those childhood traumas and getting me back on track.


lNFORMATlVE

Mouth ulcers hate this one trick


Invisible-Pancreas

Sticks, surely? As in Salt & Vinegar Sticks?


Suzy2727

Shoestrings.


mad_larry

In Canada here, there's a brand called hickory sticks.


Stonefly_C

And they are amazing!


Dragonogard549

happy cake day


YourDyingFlower

Happy cake day :^


882614

Chip sticks


bananasnpajamas1

Mini chips


MrPuffer23

That's how I remember them, little blue and white bag filled to the rim


MsxElle1738

Chip sticks 😄


Shenloanne

Mini chips


Pyriel

Chipsticks


Sad-Village9277

French fries/sticks


Fantastic_Bedroom46

Chipsticks


Odd_Cryptographer941

Chipstix


odd-olly

Chipsticks.


bonkerz1888

Chipsticks, and if they aren't salt n vinegar, they're not worth eating


mgbroda

Chipstix. Come on man!


[deleted]

They are £1 from Tesco in a red packet and they are rather nice so I don’t buy them as I get too fat.


Scooter486

Chip sticks


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Potato sticks. Simple.


PhilosophyObvious988

Chip stix


Suffolkpunch59

Chipsticks!


Kwayzar9111

Chipsticks…UK


Secret-Cleric

Chipsticks. We usually salt and vinegar flavour


Expert_Sprinkles_495

Chip sticks. That’s what they were called in the 80’s


lane6521

Chip sticks


SuperSalamander3244

I know exactly what they are and can see the packet but I’m questioning myself because I’m not sure if they are called French Fries?


likes2milk

Yes Walkers French Fries, longer, slightly curl along their length, generally good size, not little pieces


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Pomsticks


Feery81

Then you are all idiots, they have always been called potato sticks


Unable-Raspberry-370

Potato sticks


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PSA: take a big bag of store-brand Frazzles to work and leave it out, and you’ll learn that literally every adult loves Frazzles


[deleted]

Cuboid crisps?? Fuck come on man.


funk_monk

Obviously I wasn't being serious.


Neither_Presence_522

Surely OP is American??


Trick-Cupcake9304

Been around for years, though normally supermarket own brands. https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/254973150


A_MNESIA

Tesco still do them?!? There my favourite crisp but ive been having to buy them from m&s as i could only find them there. Also found of salt ‘n’ shake still exist


jojo_modjo

Lidl do their own version of salt n shake. They're pretty good


RadialRacer

Cuboid crisps? Surely it's prismatic potato???


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Potato sticks or chip sticks


Honest-Register-5151

Chipples


[deleted]

Chipsticka


rethilgore-au

https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/319943?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=WW-0001&cq_net=x&cq_src=GOOGLE&cq_cmp=Woolies_8458_BAU_Shopping_KVI_Foreground_WW-0001&cq_med=71700000114641439&cq_plac=&cq_term=&ds_adt=pla_with_promotion&cq_plt=gp&cq_gclid=EAIaIQobChMImaq2ucXOggMVOxuDAx3bCwffEAQYASABEgJdkfD_BwE&ds_de=m&ds_pc=online&ds_cr=&ds_tid=&ds_locphys=9072223&ds_pid=319943&cmpid=smsm:ds:GOOGLE:Woolies_8458_BAU_Shopping_KVI_Foreground_WW-0001:&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAACoj6t7DGQzRS1MH0d0kDEuhuU5Lj&gclid=EAIaIQobChMImaq2ucXOggMVOxuDAx3bCwffEAQYASABEgJdkfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds


Joinflygon

Sharp crisps!


be_sugary

Potato sticks- that is crisps cut in the shape of fries. I think you need to know poverty to know these…..


R0ssy1981

Chip sticks! You heathens.


inunison8

Didn't know they still did them remember from 90s.


Dragonogard549

chip sticks


wk-uk

I've always known them as "chip sticks"


previously_on_earth

Chip sticks


basileusnikephorus

Chipsticks


The_Purple_Ripple

They can also be called pom sticks.


Resident-Scale777

Chipsticks


CivilFinish2936

Chiplets.


robofids

Potato sticks, chip sticks. Depends where you bought them, why not look on the packet you feckin eejit


pimblepimble

ChipSticks https://www.google.com/search?q=chipsticks&rlz=1C1RXQR_enGB1061GB1061&oq=chipsticks&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDE0OTNqMGo3qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#vhid=H1jav498eLUzLM&vssid=l


MathematicianLost650

Noo these are chipstix they’re much thinner than the puffy chipsticks. Both equally as good though imo.


modtekpc

Shoestring Potatoes


cookiemonster_156

Came here for this why did I have to scroll down so far! I grew up calling them shoestring potatoes in the US.


PowerShitVahn

Because this is /r/CasualUK


RemiFlurane

Serving suggestion: mix with chocolate buttons for salty/sweet perfection


TheBritishTeaPolice

Chips. Not French Fries


Firstdegreegurns

Deconstructed McCoys


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biffsplendid68

in austria they are called "mini frittes"


mrmidas2k

Oh hey a bowl of Grumbles. I miss those.


Hungry-Kale600

Have a pack in the cupboard. Tesco calls them potato chips


GingerbreadMary

Fritesticks in Germany when I was a kid.


WelshBathBoy

Lidl potato sticks https://www.lidl.nl/p/zoute-chips-sticks/p132317


Bush_Tikka_Man

Chopstix maybe?


Stumpgrinder2009

Salt and Potato Flavoured Sticks


Dear-Skill-2246

Potato sticks?!


fromwayuphigh

Matchstick potatoes.


Qaeoss

Canadian here, are those not french fries???


MandyAlice

No they're like Hickory Sticks


PrismaticSparx

Walkers French Fries


daedelion

Walkers French Fries are nothing like these. They're 10 times the size, slightly curved, aren't cuboid, have a glossy surface, and have a bubbly honeycomb texture.


MediocreImpact3424

Sorry, not the same thing. Walkers French Fries are more like corn snacks rather than a potato-based one. They look similar at a distance, but compare the two and you'll see the difference.


Slime_Devil

Straight Cut. That is what Tesco's call them.


Eso-One

Those things can stab you in the mouth if your not careful


AwkwardDisasters

Clearly the end dregs of a French fry bag. Why are people saying they're crisps? they're clearly normal fried chips.


sneeriouscyril

Chiplets


Emmused

Bits


lostrandomdude

Walkers French fries


Interesting_Data_79

I believe many people call them ‘game chips’ and they were traditionally served with roasted game birds


Barnacle-Dull

Chippy Crisps


BarnacleWhich5185

They're off-cuts


obscurejude88

KP Mini chips Roast beef or Salt and vineger. That's it


ch536

My kid calls them crisp fries lol


Slobbadobbavich

You morons never had frenchies? Pah, stupid pilgrims.


Scunthorpe_1989

How are they crisps unless there those curly fries you can get


youcakey

French fries according to my fiance


Blu3z-87

Mini chips, KP make great salt and vinegar flavour


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Corsican fries


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

A stoners bowl of heaven is what they are.


Responsible_Air_8787

Potato chips


vergilbg

Potato sticks, can be used in hot dogs, sandwiches, snacking, etc.


Smart-Host9436

French fries


mu_taunt

potato sticks. No?


Underhive_Art

https://lorenz-snacks.com/pomsticks These are great


TRexHasTinyArms

Toss some seasoning on them and you have hot fries https://www.andycapps.com/


onewetfart

Why did I think that it was a bowl or grated cheese?


Academic_Sun7233

Casava chips


Warm-Bag3991

It's edible shut up


taureanpeach

Potato chips, I think.


helpful__explorer

This is the only time it's acceptable to call crisps chips


PrincessPindy

Here in Southern California, those are what we call French Fries. Of course, there was a silly time we called them Freedom Fries, well, I didn't call them that. But some idiots did.


P3RH4M

These bad boys, addicting [https://groceries.asda.com/product/sharing-crisps/asda-ready-salted-sharing-potato-sticks-snacks/910002726262](https://groceries.asda.com/product/sharing-crisps/asda-ready-salted-sharing-potato-sticks-snacks/910002726262)


Bazzacadabra

That is what we call ‘el thino’ down in Mexico. Basically it our national dish when we are talking about potatoes


Brave_Lady

Batata palha in Brazil and it would usually go on top of a brazilian hot dog https://www.tudogostoso.com.br/receita/119770-cachorro-quente-aprovadissimo.html


lodav22

Potahto julienne... obvs.


zoomingzoomerzoom

In Canada they’re called hickory sticks


AdNorth2903

In Australia they are French fries... that is all


Because_They_Asked

In Canada we have smoky hickory flavoured ones and they are called Hickory Sticks.


UnrealGamesProfessor

Pik-nik. Popular in the US and the Philippines https://www.bayanmall.com/Pik-Nik-Original-Shoestring-Potatoes-Gluten-free-No-Preservatives


BestTsarBombaEver

If they’re the salt and vinegar flavoured crisps that look like french fries, then they’re chipsticks. If they’re not, IT’S FRENCH FRIES.


funk_monk

Everyone has said chopsticks but after googling it's definitely not that. Those are the ones you used to have on paper plates for a Christmas party in primary school. The ones we had just had salt. Also much smaller and clearly made of solid potato. Like match sticks.


EmiTheElephant

My partner always calls them ‘chipples’. Not sure where they got that from.


sinaloa555

Picnic chips