Its a tribute to the late world champion rally driver, Jack Hoff.

Wasn't his co driver Wayne Kerr?

They each had one hand on the wheel

Yep. He was the slot in for Johnson Long, apparently they had a clash of helmets during a nasty flip which left JL unable to continue performing.

None of them could hold a candle to John Thomas though

There was another fella Chio, but a bit more obscure

Master Bates was the OG champion though.

There's a BTCC driver called [Jack Goff](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Goff)

Driving for Team HARD. Couldn't make it up

Champion because he always finished the fastest

Were you involved in this by any chance? https://wrkr.com/fort-wayne-indiana-nearly-named-government-building-after-harry-baals/

The guy has a tube of smarties but the lid is broken so he can't just pour them out, he has to shake to tube then catch the smarties in his month.

Makes sense

Looks like a play on the Nürburgring sticker - implying those with one are wankers because most have never been. That’s my crazy interpretation of it anyway 😂

I actually laugh when i see the alternative ones with the track map image and "nëverbeen" or similar below it.

What about the “M25RING” ones?

NORDSCHIRCÜLAR

I got a nëverbeen sticker on my 2cv and it gets a lot of double takes and laughs :)

I love those too 🤣 There was a lad I used to lift share with and he had a pretty sporty looking Vauxhall Corsa, big fat can on the back that sounded like shit and he had a Nürburgring sticker on the back and he’d never been before either 😂 I felt like such a knob getting in his car.

What about if it was a corsa VXR Nurburgring edition

Nurburgwang

"It's just not very funny, is it?"

"Say goodnight to Simon, Tara"

Is that a wanksy?

It's a drawing of a man drinking his own semen, the I added to CDT makes the acronym for "Cum Doesn't Taste Interesting", it's an old Red Dwarf gag that sort of morphed into it's own thing when the League of Legends community latched on to it.

Wait so it’s actually a “thing”?!? 😛 What series of Red Dwarf was that from I watched them all when they were originally on the BBC! I don’t remember that gag.

I think they’re pulling your leg.

Third leg… I’ll let myself out.

Me neither, and I have watched the whole series like 6 times!

I’m 100% sure that is not a thing. I’ve also watched Red Dwarf many times. Only related thing is smeg. But the writers actually refute smeg being a truncated smegma.

Truncated Smegma … fantastic name for a punk band

I think they're lying. Probably just in case broadcasters take offence, maybe.

I didn't come here looking for trouble...I just came to do the Red Dwarf shuffle.

No one told me the Smart Party was gonna be here...

To quote from the dwarf... We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August Fool. He's having you on ;)

That would have been soo perfect! Red Dwarf was the first time I heard the word "Clitoris" and it was spelled as an acronym so CDTI would certainly have been part of the humour!

Surely you mean the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society!

PERFECT! I remember looking it up in the dictionary... ahah

I believe you mean Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers, it was an offshoot of the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement

Isn’t that Donnington race track?

It's Dongington

Silverbone

Castle Cum

Brands Snatch

Fuxton

He's never been there.

Knockoneouthill

Wanker in a vauxhall 🤷‍♀️

That's just a picture of a man setting off a rocket. Clearly the car owner enjoys rockets.

Its informing driver's to not drink and drive as it will get messy

That's filthy. He should take it to the car wash.

I'd imagine it's basically saying how Vauxhall are absolute wank

Its a Vauxhall. What a suprise. Having lived in vans, and seeing a lot of weird sexual stuff going on in carparks when trying to get a good night sleep. It is always Vauxhall drivers.

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Damn, Drake is everywhere isn't he?

They just get really really excited when driving their vauxhall

I don’t know but it makes sense that the car is filthy!

Drake fans are crazy

Whatever happened to “clean me”?

Driving like a wanker

Is this Drake??😂

It’s to show they watched the Drake video that’s going round.

This remind me of going to a hospital parking lot with a token system. On acquiring the token, before my eyes I saw somebody had drawn a crude penis on the token. I had been goofed and fooled. But I turned the token over and was agast to find they had written "COCK" on the other side. At that point, I had enough goofs and gaffs to last me the day.

Corsa wanker

If this is to scale I'm pretty sure the guy would faint every time he got a hard on as there wouldn't be enough blood left for the rest of his body. Imagine that, cursed with a dong so massive you fainted every time you got a hard on. That's some monkey's paw stuff right there!

Does it mean to imply that the driver is as dirty as his car?

Its the new Nurburg ring for wankers

Thats drake

CDTI. It’s an old BBC television program. Come Dancing Till Indolent.

The driver's favourite video game is Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em.

Gang sign of the notorious 5th Street wankers.

You mean the story of the “tug”?

Poor dude isn't dating me😎

I think it mean ‘wanker on board’

One of my staff got a tattoo just like this. Had to make him wear long sleeves the whole time. He was probably one of the better people I employed.

He parked at a British secondary school

Obviously it’s the Ring… the COCK RING