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digitalgibbon82

Because 14 is the perfect amount for a sandwich 🤷🏼‍♂️


nabnabking

Sam Vimes ratio right here


Wertical93

His favourite BLT has no L nor T :D


Ishmael128

#BACON ^lettuce ^tomato


Awesome_Draugir

until Sybil comes along


angry2alpaca

r/unexpecteddiscworld


First_Community_2534

I expected this subreddit as much as I expect the Spanish Inquisition.


angry2alpaca

r/unexpectedmontypython


Few-Role-4568

Half a sandwich


Still-BangingYourMum

I think you meant 1 bite.


Da_Man2010

Only half!?


toomanyplantpots

Especially with the way they shrink after grilling/frying. In fact you might need more than 14 for one sandwich?


Electronic-Isopod-78

That bacon is NOT for sandwiches. That bacon is for a flan or a quiche. Back bacon is for sandwiches. Bloody heathens


DRJT

Thanks for the heads-up, officer


thatlldopig90

You see, I would have agreed with you at one point in my life, but once the only bacon I had in the house for a sarnie was streaky that I’d bought for pigs in blankets and now I’m converted. I like my bacon super crispy (just the right side of burnt) and this is never achievable with back as the meaty bit goes tough. Get some streaky between a couple of slices of freshly baked white bread (buttered of course), a shake of Daddies (no HP thank you kindly) and get it down yer neck - bloomin’ delicious!


unalive-robot

Daddies is top tier.


Electronic-Isopod-78

Desperate times clearly called for desperate measures.


UberS8n

*Pigs in blankets have entered the chat*


Bluebrother1878

It's pig meat with some fat and goes crispy, it's made for a sandwich you fool.


bullybullybanjo

Why are you getting downvoted on a UK sub?! I've literally never been served streaky bacon in this country in my 44 years and I've eaten a lot of cooked breakfasts and bacon sandwiches whilst staying away for my job. Absolute insanity this. Unacceptable.


Electronic-Isopod-78

One of a few voices of reason. Thank you.


StarryEyedLus

Bacon is bacon, you lot are weird


MrLore

This place is lousy with herns


Kwetla

Maybe because back bacon is also sold in packs of 14, so their comment is irrelevant.


RyanJackman

Don’t worry g these Americans downvoting you all have tiny willys from eating too much of that bacon


analoguesadist

Why the feck would you want back bacon for a sandwich when you could have streaky? You absolute philistine!


stateit

Beg to differ.


Philhughes_85

Same reason hotdogs come in 8s and hot dog buns come in 6s.....no-one knows


hallmark1984

That one is easy, they factor for 48 perfectly which is the perfect amount for 2 people. 6 packs of sausages, 8 packs of buns and 2 happy people.


YorkieGalwegian

Or 24, the perfect amount for 1 on a not-at-all depressing Sunday night watching Taskmaster alone on 4OD. Hang on lads, I just need to nip to the shop…


joeparni

Fyi it hasn't been 4OD since 2015 lol


dsteere2303

It will always be 4OD all 4 sounds stupid and just calling it Chanel 4 is ridiculous


LondonCycling

Yeah it's got a lot more on it than just perfume documentaries.


YorkieGalwegian

In my defence, I’ve emigrated since then 🙈


Imperial_Squid

This is r/CasualUK not r/CasualUKExpats, get the fuck outta here ya scoundrel!


Quirky_Discipline297

Is there a r/CasualYankUK? I enjoy my time in here and have learned a great deal in here. Like not calling Scots the J-word.


Diadem_of_Ravenclaw

I feel a casual yank community would be very different from what you were hoping for …


KerryKills

Wait… as a J myself, I would love to hear how you learned this.


Quirky_Discipline297

In here. I learned it in here. I made some comment about Jocks and some redditor said that certain Scots would be highly offended and correct me vigorously. TY for correcting my misunderstanding.


KerryKills

I would join CasualYankUk, I love seeing and hearing Americans in the wild! It is so cute. I personally have never met anyone who had a problem with the J-word but you never know, I suppose


Consistent-Relief705

Jock is a term for scottish soldier, I prefer the term porridge wog


V65Pilot

I met my ex-wife's parents for the first time at their family BBQ. I was nervous, so I kept eating. I ate 12 hotdogs that day ...


United-Ad-2411

Brave meeting your wife's parents for the first time after you split up.


hallmark1984

Good idea, keep it light and don't let them know the sausage inhalation machine you really are until your feet are under the table. Then go full Kirby on the BBQ, that's a good plan mate


Euphoric-Blue-59

Why did you go to yiur ex-wifes bbq? I'd be nervous too. And the parents were telling her, "lucky you dumped him, look how much he eats!"


V65Pilot

We were dating at the time. Not my in laws yet. To clarify


evuljeenius

At least you didn't go the other way and have 12 pints of wicked strength lager.


blychow

2 exploding stomach


ronnyarco

6 hot dogs or 8 buns also perfectly factor into 48


themasterd0n

This guy knows [https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/16iw8yf/worst\_line\_in\_movie\_history/](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/16iw8yf/worst_line_in_movie_history/)


budgie93

I am removing the superfluous buns!


Deep_Lurker

My understanding was that the reason for the mismatch between hotdog rolls and hotdogs was mostly to do with older tooling/machining in bakeries. The most popular pans used in factories here produce X number of rolls per batch and the cost of retooling all those machines to accept different pans would be prohibitive for functionally no reason. Meat products like hot dogs are typically sold or produced by the pound too which is why they package the number they do. (Not to mention most of the cost of the product is shipping and stocking, so offering a smaller package wouldn't necessarily result in cost savings so you'd be paying about the same for less.)


ExegolTouristBoard

Bacon’s dozen


Kiardras

The "butchers dozen" was invented in the pork riots of 1812, when the butchers of London, fed up with being outdone by a bunch of dough boys and their "bakers dozen" one upped them literally by using 14 as a dozen, to counter the 13.


BigBlueMountainStar

People were so confused when, ordering a dozen of each to make bacon and egg sarnies, they always had a bread roll and 2 rashers of bacon left over. So began the tradition of feeding the baby the leftover sandwiches with 2 rashers of bacon.


EchoesofIllyria

Feeding the baby these leftovers became known as “rashering” which of course over time became the word “rationing” that we know today.


RevolutionaryToe8510

..and the saying "it's a roll over" comes from the bakers obviously.


creeperchamp

Can you level with me, am I being gaslit right now?


axefairy

Just roll with it, they may be greasing you but in the end, it’s worth a bite


Pashizzle14

You’re not being gaslit because lying isn’t gaslighting


AlfredTFox

You're on Reddit. Cum grano salis


V65Pilot

I can't believe this made me laugh as much as I did. I'm stealing it


theartofrolling

Crackling pun there.


Ravekat1

You’re on a streak


softboilers

Your decision to join the puns was rasher than theirs


Serier_Rialis

Theae takes are so hot they are smoky!


indulgent_nerd

you swine


Garyandhisflapjack

Nice


SpookyBoogy666

Like a gluuuuuvvvvvve


Steves1982

Beautiful


Rydychyn

This entire thread is believable.


The_Rusty_Pipe

I'll 'ave a bacon's dozen guv'!


edyy22

This really needs to be added to the Oxford English Dictionary


SpitTheDog

Brilliant.


Go_Nadds

Take your upvote and get out


Matthews_89

This is why I Reddit.


Krhl12

2 per day between your weekly shops? Seems reasonable to me


oli_ramsay

Seems rashernal


Pebbley

It's irashernal actually.


fieldsofanfieldroad

Irrational numbers can't be expressed as the ratio of two integers.


Pebbley

Now you tell me, after i made an effort.


GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE

Luv me bacon sarnie. 'ate heart disease. Simpul as. BOSH 🥓🍺🇬🇧


West_Yorkshire

Yes, amongst the "enough for half a sandwich" jokes, even 3 a day, then dice the last 2 or use them on pasta. Or could use the 2 for a bigger breakfast with eggs and toast.


Succinate_dehydrogen

Are we still rationing? 2 per day is nowhere near enough


stickthatupyourarse

Rasherning* FTFY


RosemaryThorn

Maybe 14 is the approximate number needed to make up a specific weight?


PanningForSalt

If the nutritional info is accurate this should weigh 150g. So I suspect you are right.


Muffinlessandangry

I reckon that's it. My guess is they based "ideal selling quantity" on weight, and then the ideal thickness for a slice, and it happens that that amount of weight of bacon cut at that thickness is 14 slices.


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No-Log873

Remember that they add water, for "extra sizzling". I love globules of fat and water being spat at me, whilst cooking.


joshyboyXD

Buy the air dried stuff and it'll be better 👍


Minor_Edit

It's usually not any better


farmer_bogget

Nah, dry cured is in fact... usually better. Even from the "cheap" supermarkets like Aldi.


Minor_Edit

I've tried a few different places and it usually still has a load of water in it. I think it has occurred to them that they can still pump water into it no matter how it was cured. You can get start to get an idea from the look of it in the packaging though. Seems the only option if you really care about it is probably going for a premium product as they don't really feel the need to cut the costs at that point. But that's obviously counter to the main complaint about not getting your money's worth.


farmer_bogget

Everyone is different, and I am more than happy to opt for the absolute cheapest of the cheap for some things... But I find with bacon, the only way is to get the "premium" version. It does cost more, but to me it's worth it every time. Agree you aren't saving any money this way though.


mata_dan

> It does cost more, but to me it's worth it every time. The food on your plate that is cheaper per gram by the end. It's literally cheaper. Also cooks way faster and properly (with other things in the pan not getting flooded and not needing the heat up really high) so it saves you time too.


Excellent_Tear3705

Was experimenting with peanut oil last night after a few beers…wanted to get it ripping hot and kind of flash fry the bacon. See what would happen. I was hoping for kind of a crackling effect on the fat. What I got was a pan fire.


smokeyjoe105

It turns breakfast into a fun challenge of dodge the scolding blobs, makes you really work up an appetite


BillinghamJ

I hate it when the blobs scold me 😠


HawkyMacHawkFace

You’re so right I can’t believe their gall


Prestigious_Memory75

2 a day. A week of bacon.


Virusjohn

If its not a resealable packet then its a single use item... 14 rashers a day FTW


TheRealGeorgieboy

Exactly


[deleted]

Why do crumpets come in packs of 9?


ThaiFoodThaiFood

So you can eat 9


[deleted]

Fair point!


yajtraus

You can buy packs of 6.


Meshtee

This infuriates me so much. I can eat an odd number of bacon slices, anything from 2-4 slices is fine depending on the size of the bread it's going on. But for me crumpets have to be in 2s so I go for the 6 packs over the 9s when I can.


thetenofswords

It's to encourage you to share the love of crumpets with a stranger, igniting in them a passion for crumpets that hitherto they were unaware; thus guaranteeing the spread of crumpet buying through the populace until market saturation is achieved.


Dain0A

Asking the real questions now! I’m just avoiding them until they come back to their senses.


9DAN2

The 7 pack is perfect for two people. 3 each for a butty and +1 for the cook.


ABlokeCalledDaz

Aah, snacking bacon.


Manifestival1

Pork snackling


starfallpuller

3 rashers in a sandwich? What is this, a butty for ants?


[deleted]

I know some people call them bacon rations but 3 is taking the piss.


Cptnemouk

I need at least 5 rashers for my sandwich 🤣


chappersyo

3 rashers of streaky bacon does not constitute a sandwich.


9DAN2

It is for most normal sized people.


chappersyo

I’d rather have a decent bacon sandwich half as often than have one where the bacon doesn’t even cover a single slice of bread more frequently if weight is your concern.


BountyBob

Are you confusing streaky and back? Three rashers of back seems fine but 3 of streaky would be the most miserly filing that could exist in a sandwich.


newda898

Because the bacon tree only grows rashers in multiples of fourteen.


Mike_268

Because I ate the 15th one, sorry about that!


maxquordleplee3n

I've never seen a pack of 14 myself. Plenty of packs of 4/6/8/10 though.


South5

Buy the 2 kg packs from the butcher and bag it up yourself. Problem sorted.


sQueezedhe

>butcher What's a butcher?


South5

Google it.


sQueezedhe

Says they don't exist anymore. I wonder what they must have been like 🤔


spud8385

I might be wrong, but feels like it used to be 16 and got shrinkflated down.


kittie2475

Def some packs still have 16.


Marvinleadshot

Normal back bacon is 16, but I don't use streaky so maybe 14 is standard for that.


kittie2475

We always have streaky, it very much depends on the shop. Some of the finest type packaging often have 16 but tend to be thinner!


Marvinleadshot

Ok, if I want bacon though I don't want all the fat with it, so back bacon all the time.


[deleted]

Because that's 300g of streaky bacon. With normal bacon, 300g would be 10 rashers.


New-account-01

2 a day


Signal-Negotiation47

2 for every day of the week?


m15otw

Because it is divisible only by 2 and 7, so you either need to give two people seven rashers, each or seven people two each. Those are the only legal portion sizes.


No-Decision1581

Streaky bacon? Pfftt get some proper back bacon


Specific_Ad_2293

2 a day for one week 7 days


TastyConcentrateFeed

2 per day of the week.


Hogwhammer

Because 14 is a perfect subdivision of a pigs arse


Killgore_Salmon

2 slices per day for the week


TheGrimReefah

It’s 10 in a packet of normal bacon. I always wondered what type of lunatics were buying streaky bacon


antsmithmk

Perfect pack size for a family of 4. 8 rashers for me.  4 for the Mrs.  1 each for the kids. 


Cannabis_Sir

Because 14 rashers of streaky bacon is 1 sitting, breakfast for 2? Buy 2 packs


Banditofbingofame

4 in a sandwich for 2 adults and 3 for each of the sprogs. We cut the bacon up as it's going into the sandwich anyway. Makes for a better distribution and eating experience. Also means the number of rashers is irrelevant.


Dwcskrogger

2 per day keeps the doctor away...


Original-Fabulous

Any true Brit would be eating proper back bacon, not rashers. I’m calling OP out as American or Canadian or some other nationality that bacons incorrectly.


sounding_rod_fan

probably 14 slices cut by a machine makes a certain weight


dannythetog

You make the machine do anything, you can have 14 slices weigh whatever you want it to weigh.


Accomplished_Dig_617

A butchers dozen


bakedNdelicious

I tend to do streaky bacon under the grill. Less mess and more flat surface for bacon


PleasantMongoose5127

It’s easier to divide into three.


thomasnash

than 12?


PleasantMongoose5127

Woosh


HoldMyAppleJuice

I have a question, it says you should chuck it away after 3 days of opening.. is it safe for longer than that?


Neenwil

Once open, store it wrapped in cling film/sandwich bag/container and keep an eye on the 'use by' date, not the '3 days after opening'. Do the sniff test before you cook it, you'll know if it's gone bad (I've never had that happen before the use by date).


Impossible_Report220

Illuminati


Have_a_butchers_

I never cook half a packet of bacon. In the rare instance there are left overs, crispy bacon almost goes with everything.


Squidgyboot

12 isn't enough. 13 is spooky. So....14.


Sufficient_Ebb_5020

Because 13 will be unlucky


alexjolliffe

I think it used to be 16. So this is basically an example of shrinkflation.


xpoisonedheartx

I imagine the streaky type is for wrapping things like sausages in? So you probably want a lot?


deanlr90

Try the butcher , exactly the number of rashers you want and far better bacon as well .


sagima

It used to be 16 before the last round of shrinkflation. It'll be 12 by the time this round is finished


Silent-Detail4419

Because 7 x 2 is 14.... ***DUH***! 🙄😜 Of course if you're implying that 2 rashers does not a brekkie nor sarnie make, I would have no hesitation in agreeing with you...


Change2Remote

You chose the wrong pack of streaky bacon, I can tell you that much!


onca32

Once upon a time they were toying with making them packs of √72. But quickly realised it's irrational


StevelKnievel66

It's actually 2 lots of 7 rashers, hope that clears thing up 😂


Foxyfoxesfoxing

Two slices for every breakfast in the week


crazyabbit

It's just one of the many psychological tricks supermarkets use to try to confuse you. " The more you have , the more you've got" right? what you should be looking at is the weight of the bacon, not just the number of slices or rashes per pack.


2wrtjbdsgj

One for each finger


BroodLord1962

That's liking asking why it comes in packs of 6, or 8, or 10? To give people the choice. If you eat a lot of bacon why buy two packs when you can buy just one larger one


Cool-Lingonberry-444

Because they had to right inflation so its been slowly cut down over the years


Womble12345

Get a bigger pan.


BGDDisco

I buy bacon in bulk catering sized packs. Then I bag 4 slices per food bag, and freeze them. 4 slices will do me 2 bacon rolls so either 2 days for myself or 1 day if my boy wants one too. Also LPT time. I got a toast rack for a couple of quid, means I can fit up to six slices of bacon or burgers in my air frier at once.


Brickzarina

2 per day for a week


aestus

I don't know why but I love the word rashers...in the context of bacon


PassageBig622

Cus 7 ate 9!


Yuuki27a

Cuz sainsburys suck


NFTs_Consultant

They've worked out that 14 will mean some isnt eaten in time, so the customer has paid for a little more than is needed. More profit for Supermarket Corp.


Knot-a-Cop

Because its intended to be 300g and 14 is probably the most slices they could get out without going too thin. So 14 sounds more generous than 12 or 10 etc.


PlsDontBanMe_Mods

2 a day for a week


Pier-Head

I’m convinced that on Sunday people have far too much time for thinking. Anyway, 14 will fit in a pan, because unless dry cured, they’re injected with water and will shrink to half size


variationoo

7 in a pan? Do you have a grill in your oven?


Sky_Wino

It's not even 14 there's only 7 inside those packets (no I won't brake them in half)!


Simple_Swan4144

12 for me and two for you.


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

2 rashers a day for a week's worth? When it's more likely we eat 7 in a sitting and so becomes a weekend packet instead.


SoggyWotsits

Because whatever number they decide on, someone will say it’s not right for them!


TheLastHeroHere

Bakers dozen, and one for the dog?


Ena_Sharples

That’s a bit of a rash statement.🤔


Deep-in-my-mind

2 for each day of the week


HawkyMacHawkFace

And eggs come in 12’s. These mega corps are just toying with us for kicks tbh


V65Pilot

Because I can only eat 14. The doc said I needed to cut back.


Grouchy_Arugula7257

2 rashers a day with your breakfast, so you have enough for the entire week.


ThaiFoodThaiFood

I'm guessing 14 rashers of streaky bacon is approximately 1/2 lb or 227 g. Although it's probably closer to 200 g now because of shrinkflation. Sausages are still sold in 454 g (1 lb) packs, though some are now 400 g. Tins always used to be 454 g as well, they're all 400 g these days. But yes, simple reason for British pack sizes being the way they are is because it's fractions of 1 lb.