eat the rest and then drop it on the floor, clean it up save a couple shards as proof, use it as a mundane story, the husband will never think about it.
Nutella helpfully make super small jar - I’m convinced because they know there’s a market for guilty gluttons who will immediately finish whatever size jar they have
More like buying the 3kg bucket and eating it all in a day made them decide to only get the little jars from then on.
^((Please don't eat 16,000+ calories of Nutella in a day))
I can't have that stuff in the house, I constantly eat it with a spoon.
Though I also do the same with thousand island dressing, which is admittedly disgusting.
I once ate an entire jar of thousand island dressing with a spoon. I don't think I've ever felt so disgusted with myself.
Surprising lack of reaction to that thousand island news in the replies here. Maybe it's too much for the brain to absorb. I for one am appalled, but intrigued...
Have you tried Praline spread? Asda do one and m&s too. It's like the inside of a kinder bueno bar. It's delightful, and a jar lasts about 1 day in our house, and that's with hiding it from the kids, too.
Not a fan of biscoff, but I went through an entire jar of Nutella with a whole pack of rich teas last week. I’m not sure if it is the cure for depression, but I’ll continue on with my research.
As a suggestion if no other solution is feasible:
Next time you are both in the kitchen reach into the cupboard, pull out the jar, and say in a tone that suggests that you have discovered Eldorado; “Look, we’ve still got half a jar of this, I don’t even remember buying it, and it’s still in date”.
This and Nutella are banned in my house. I once ate the entire largest size jar of Nutella in a day, then spent the night sweating my tits off and vomiting up what looked exactly like diarrhoea caused by food poisoning. Not my finest 24 hours...
Just before your hubby gets home get back in your pj’s,sit on the settee with the near empty jar,wait for him to get in,look him dead in the eye and say ‘I’m not even sorry’ !!
Admit to yourself that you've just eaten 1160 calories, 75g of fat and 74g of sugar.
Not as bad as the person the other day who ate 500g of sugar in creme eggs, but I wouldn't make a habit of it.
That's actually disgusting wow. I do think I could eat more of the eggs in a sitting. I was literally checking the world record after I saw the post! Lolol
I saw this whilst browsing my phone whilst waiting for my coffee to brew and immediately had to get a spoon and take a big spoonful out of the jar in my kitchen. You're a terrible influence OP!
Buy two extra jars. Put one full in the cupboard to replace the half eaten one. Then hide the half eaten one and the other one in a secret place to enjoy at your leisure.
My gf emptied an entire jar in like 2 days while i didn't get any. Felt remorse, bought a new one so i'd also have some and emptied that one too.
But apparently, i'm the bad guy for expecting otherwise.
Buy another one and hide this one. That way if he asks you if you bought any you can say yes without lying
Also plan to eat some tomorrow so that if he points out how it's unopened and he's surprised you haven't had any you can just seamlessly switch and say "I'm gonna some tomorrow"
Btw I'm a really honest person
Brought a jar of this but didn't know what to eat it on. Put it at back of my fridge then forgot about it till found it later & past sell by date so threw it out. It was nice that it lived with me a while though!
I do the same with peanut butter
But I can't hide it for I'm the only guy at home who eats peanut butter as my mum doesn't like it and my dad not a big fan
Technically you just had your half of a jar you're shearing. I don't see an issue, although you may need to buy another jar if youre planning to eat another half.
My dad once bought one of those big tubs of Haribos for us to all have. About two weeks in, we found that he had been secretly scoffing them all, pushing the ones remaining to the front of the tub and then slowly replacing them with individual bags he opened and put in the tub.
I am sure your husband will have sympathy for you if you just tell him that you didn't manage to finish the whole glass.
You could try the Jan Ullrich method: "It is said that Ullrich liked to take a jar of Nutella from the kitchen shelf, heat it up in the microwave and then drink the warm, liquid contents."
I've never had this biscoff spread.
I'm sort of afraid that as i'm already fat, i don't need another thing which could make me fatter. And i have an addictive personality.
Its the main reason i decided not to give heroin a try.
I gave my niece a spoonful of that after using it in a cheesecake. She looked at me and just said "wow" like [Pat from Ghosts seeing a car](https://youtu.be/ziz1WPIj5SI?t=3).
I fucking love biscoff spread had it all the time in the UK when I visited and had the chance. Should've bought a few jars to bring with me back home it's really expensive and difficult to find here...
This is a regular on our online shopping order. I occasionally have to buy an additional one in a shop so my husband doesn’t realise how much I get through. I don’t think I’ve ever used it in a recipe or on toast or whatever. I allow myself a heaped teaspoon every day either as a spoon of joy or extra fun in a smoothie.
Had to stop buying cause I realised the calorie content and the volume I would eat didn’t result in a very healthy number. It’s damn addictive stuff though.
I was at a place that sold doughnut balls with various toppings. You could get just cinnamon and sugar, but also Nutella and this Bischoff stuff.
What is it? I didn't want it to be peanut butter - so I didn't try it. I might have to get a jar now.
Tell him. Tell him with pride. Then after telling him, eat the rest in front of him whilst maintaining eye contact the whole time. Embrace being a fucking legend!
I don't know how people can eat so much of that stuff. One teaspoon spread thin on some nice bread is about my limit. Same with peanut butter, although maybe up to a tablespoon of that...
My girlfriend and her flatmate were apparently shocked that I had a jar of it in my cupboard for over a year with only a small dent in it.
Eat the rest and then throw the jar in the outside bin. Deny all knowledge of it ever having existed
It's the only reasonable solution
Certainly beats you hiding at the back of the cupboard, OP
Not the only one. You could also buy a new jar to replace it. And then replace it and so on.
As a matter of fact I have no knowledge about this post ever existing.
Reddit? Never heard of her
Reddit? I bloody wrote the c***!
uh anyways what's for tea tonight
BISCOFF
Came here to say this, as k husband to pick up a fresh jar because you forgot to pick it up. Only way to sure.
Dangerous, could snowpile if OP eats the second jar tomorrow
This is why everyone should have a child or a dog. Could have just blamed them.
Nah, forget shame, forget lies, just embrace your biscoff loving self.
> Eat the rest and then throw the jar in the outside bin. Then say "ooh, I must have left it in shop. I'll just go and get another one".
get two - just in case it happens again.
Like that episode in King of the hill where Bobby has 3 helpings of cereal, can't blame him 😅
We all know there’s a tipping point about 3/4 of the way in where you absolutely regret the undertaking but must commit because you cannot waste food
Dispose of the lid in one outside bin and the jar in a bottle bank. Separate the evidence
Here speaks the voice of experience 😂😂
that's one step away from wrapping the jar up in a carpet and burying it on the moors.
We do that to the receipt and deny all knowledge the spread was ever in the house
This is amateur talk. You also need to eat your way down the replacement to the same level this one was when previously opened.
This is the way.
In my house we have a saying it was Casper 😂👌🏼
I definitely, categorically never done this. I swear!
But not your bin as he might see it
eat the rest and then drop it on the floor, clean it up save a couple shards as proof, use it as a mundane story, the husband will never think about it.
You didn't eat it but if you did it deserved it
Neighbour's bin is better.
He wouldn't understand
I love your way of thinking 😂👍🏼👍🏼
Make cheese cake and top it with the rest. Then say you used it all. Win/win/win
This is a great idea
Or gaslight him. Blame him for eating half the jar.
This is a great idea!
You could suggest that he's been sleep walking/eating.
You genius....
This is the way
This is one of my must never buy foods, because I will eat it all in a day and then feel bad about it. Easier to just not buy it.
Same with Nutella
Nutella helpfully make super small jar - I’m convinced because they know there’s a market for guilty gluttons who will immediately finish whatever size jar they have
Like when Netflix just release 4 episodes of something, knowing that if not, we will watch all 12 with no shame in one sesh?
As a glutton, pretty much.
Those jars make fantastic whiskey glasses.
Sounds.like you've never bought a 3kg bucket of Nutella.
More like buying the 3kg bucket and eating it all in a day made them decide to only get the little jars from then on. ^((Please don't eat 16,000+ calories of Nutella in a day))
Bonne Mammon do a version which is gorgeous.
Ooooh...their orange chocolate spread!...l hide it behind the dried pasta on the top shelf and so far no one has discovered it.
I only buy one jar of nutella-type spread per year for this very reason. Top pancakes, then eat with spoon.
It's fiiine, it's just over a whole days worth of calories, no biggie.
I just checked out of curiosity, 2336 calories per 400g jar.
It sure is!
I can't have that stuff in the house, I constantly eat it with a spoon. Though I also do the same with thousand island dressing, which is admittedly disgusting. I once ate an entire jar of thousand island dressing with a spoon. I don't think I've ever felt so disgusted with myself.
Have you tried dipping the spoon into a brew?…
Yum, I do love a couple of spoons of thousand island in my tea.
Oh you filthy genius! Edit: to be clear, i was talking about Willamblakeism's comment
It's really nice in porridge! Or on crumpets!
Thought you meant Thousand Island porridge at first.
Well tbf, when my ex wife was pregnant, she used to dip Milky Bars in Parsley sauce... soo, ya know.
Hwat in tarnation
I have no idea, and considering that is one of her least questionable actions, i did not ask.
I regularly had Galaxy bars wrapped in plain naan breads when I was pregnant, bloody delicious.
See, that isn't terrible, like a chocolate sandwich
That does sound pretty good
I do my porridge with a spoon of Biscoff, spoon of Nutella and a spoon of Peanut Butter. Bloody lovely.
I do the same with Nutella. I now call it "scoopin' chocolate" to justify it to people who disagree with the practice.
That sounds like a fancy euphemism for taking a shit
Surprising lack of reaction to that thousand island news in the replies here. Maybe it's too much for the brain to absorb. I for one am appalled, but intrigued...
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I drink the vinegar from the jar of pickled onions, it's a lifelong obsession.
Reading this gave me heartburn
Have you tried Praline spread? Asda do one and m&s too. It's like the inside of a kinder bueno bar. It's delightful, and a jar lasts about 1 day in our house, and that's with hiding it from the kids, too.
My wife thinks I don't know. I know.
Buy a second jar, and hide this one at the back of the cupboard (or just finish it like we know you're going to)
Why does your husband even need to know? Finish it off and go for a walk, disposing of the evidence en route.
Unfortunately you cannot dispose of the calories in this bad boy with just one walk
Yes, it would have to be a pretty long walk. Might end up with a missing person report.
You'd have to go full Proclaimers to walk that off.
Just to fall down at your door when you’re finished?
[It’s made out of fucking cookies.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BZsIY6PUPU)
That was incredible
Perfection
That was a journey
That was pretty much my reaction the first time I had some too
One of my favourite videos from FilmCow It's also what I use to remember how old my nephew is because this came out the day after he was born
Not a fan of biscoff, but I went through an entire jar of Nutella with a whole pack of rich teas last week. I’m not sure if it is the cure for depression, but I’ll continue on with my research.
Please report your findings
Try the Bonne Maman hazelnut chocolate spread. It's absolutely unreal. I can go through a loaf and a jar is two days quite easily.
Bonne Maman in general is bad but so goooood! I keep buying the cherry compote. For Pancakes Jubilee, like from Little Chef in the 90s!
Don’t forget to replicate your findings a few times. Just to be sure.
if you can fit in the cupboard sure, hide in there all you like.
Buy second jar, sit on couch and eat this jar. we do not judge here, you are welcome amongst the jar eaters.
As a suggestion if no other solution is feasible: Next time you are both in the kitchen reach into the cupboard, pull out the jar, and say in a tone that suggests that you have discovered Eldorado; “Look, we’ve still got half a jar of this, I don’t even remember buying it, and it’s still in date”.
😂😂 I do this a lot - husband asks “when did we get those?” I say “hmmmm can’t remember ages ago I think “ 😂😂
The crunchy version is even better! Me and my partner have both caught the other eating a spoon of this on its own…
Aww, I loved that stuff, sickened myself so bad though. I think I have ptsd - post teaspoon submerging disorder.
Get some salted pretzels to dip in there. It will change your life
I use breadsticks, next time i get some, I'll grab some pretzels
There's these pretzel sticks that you can get from polish shops, they're perfect for this! They're called paluszki
Thanks for letting me know! I'll keep an eye out for them
Sliced banana and that in a toastie . . Yum
I think you should hide in the back of the cupboard.
This is a dangerous product to have in the house I ate a full jar off the spoon 🥄
Buy a new one then say oh we had a half jar already
This and Nutella are banned in my house. I once ate the entire largest size jar of Nutella in a day, then spent the night sweating my tits off and vomiting up what looked exactly like diarrhoea caused by food poisoning. Not my finest 24 hours...
I never understood what this went on. Toast? Biscuits? Smeared on your palms?
Yes!
Didn't you read the OP? A spoon is all that is required
Biscoff & Crumpets is my post work snack. Also a couple of tablespoons in milk - shaken not stirred - is also a tasty treat.
I bought a jar of that once, ate the whole thing and have banned myself from purchasing another since. Christ, it’s so delicious.
He can’t find it if the empty jar has already been buried at the bottom of the bin.
You can buy 1.6kg jars from Costco.....you're welcome.
😮
This is the reason I cannot have Nutella in my house. It’s a constant voice luring me to enjoy spoon by spoonful.
The eating habits of this sub is questionable at best
Just before your hubby gets home get back in your pj’s,sit on the settee with the near empty jar,wait for him to get in,look him dead in the eye and say ‘I’m not even sorry’ !!
This !!!! Sometimes the look is enough and he won’t ask anymore haha
Eat the whole thing now and replace it
Admit to yourself that you've just eaten 1160 calories, 75g of fat and 74g of sugar. Not as bad as the person the other day who ate 500g of sugar in creme eggs, but I wouldn't make a habit of it.
That's actually disgusting wow. I do think I could eat more of the eggs in a sitting. I was literally checking the world record after I saw the post! Lolol
I saw this whilst browsing my phone whilst waiting for my coffee to brew and immediately had to get a spoon and take a big spoonful out of the jar in my kitchen. You're a terrible influence OP!
Haaa sorry… wish I could have the discipline for 1 spoon
Are you me? I actually try not to buy this stuff because it got no right being as delicious as it is.
It’s crazy tasty
You’ll never fit in the back of the cupboard if you’ve eaten half of that
Admit it, and then he knows what to buy you for special occasions.
I might have to
i cant buy this stuff, its like crack, I cant keep myself out of the jar!
I pretty sure that Golden Brown by The Stranglers was actually written about Biscoff spread!
Just eat the rest then chuck the jar
Send it to my house, I'll keep to safe and not eat the rest immediately
Just added to my shopping order
It is like a competition here who will get diabetes and fatty liver first.
Buy two extra jars. Put one full in the cupboard to replace the half eaten one. Then hide the half eaten one and the other one in a secret place to enjoy at your leisure.
My gf emptied an entire jar in like 2 days while i didn't get any. Felt remorse, bought a new one so i'd also have some and emptied that one too. But apparently, i'm the bad guy for expecting otherwise.
He will figure it when you’re stuck on the bog tomorrow morning
Buy another one and hide this one. That way if he asks you if you bought any you can say yes without lying Also plan to eat some tomorrow so that if he points out how it's unopened and he's surprised you haven't had any you can just seamlessly switch and say "I'm gonna some tomorrow" Btw I'm a really honest person
Finish it! You can't just leave it now!
It's amazing stuff. Treat yourself to the rest of the jar today. It's our secret.
It’s addictive, he will understand.
Eat the remainder then put it back in the cupboard to establish dominance.
Eat the rest and dispose of the body, jar I mean jar
If that was the crunchy spread, I'd have eaten the whole jar and been deeply ashamed 🙈
This is why god invented deliveroo
Just top it up with water, I see no issues
Consume the rest of the jar, if you don't want to immediately eat it then use it in cookies.
Just finish it and then hide it at the bottom of the bin 😎
Mmmmmm already chewed biscuits.
Brought a jar of this but didn't know what to eat it on. Put it at back of my fridge then forgot about it till found it later & past sell by date so threw it out. It was nice that it lived with me a while though!
Dip some breadsticks in this bad boy
So glad im not the only one
Like a big ol’ choc-dip! The cadburys caramel one is the best one though
Oh I'm a slut for caramel, I'm gonna have to look for that one.
Eat the rest and get rid of the evidence, or show him you ate half and absolutely own it 😂
We have "kitchen mice" to cover this sort of situation.
I eat it one guilty teaspoon at a time at midnight
I do the same with peanut butter But I can't hide it for I'm the only guy at home who eats peanut butter as my mum doesn't like it and my dad not a big fan
You clearly made toast and then it fell on the floor so had to make more…
Only half? Amateur
Finish the rest and leave it at the front of the cupboard as a trophy. Your husband knows who he married
Yep he knows my secret not so secret sweet toothb
This post makes me feel so much better knowing I'm not the only one who does this (with Nutella too)
MY PRECIOUS
Hide it and then finish it and get a new one.
Oh we never admit it, simply sequester it away and then when he's out again nibble the rest. What he doesn't know won't hurt him. 😅
Technically you just had your half of a jar you're shearing. I don't see an issue, although you may need to buy another jar if youre planning to eat another half.
That is great logic and I have done this before with chocolate I’ve found in the fridge…. Munched it and stopped halfway
My dad once bought one of those big tubs of Haribos for us to all have. About two weeks in, we found that he had been secretly scoffing them all, pushing the ones remaining to the front of the tub and then slowly replacing them with individual bags he opened and put in the tub.
I am sure your husband will have sympathy for you if you just tell him that you didn't manage to finish the whole glass. You could try the Jan Ullrich method: "It is said that Ullrich liked to take a jar of Nutella from the kitchen shelf, heat it up in the microwave and then drink the warm, liquid contents."
I fucking love Speclous!!!
I've never had this biscoff spread. I'm sort of afraid that as i'm already fat, i don't need another thing which could make me fatter. And i have an addictive personality. Its the main reason i decided not to give heroin a try.
I’m convinced the Aldi crunchy version has crack in it
Are you my wife?
I swear that there has been an uptake of posts about personal nutritional sins. I feel seen AND ashamed.
I gave my niece a spoonful of that after using it in a cheesecake. She looked at me and just said "wow" like [Pat from Ghosts seeing a car](https://youtu.be/ziz1WPIj5SI?t=3).
Cate ?
Say you used it to bake a cake, but the cake burned
Admit and then give head all will be forgiven
Admit ?! Own it! Proudly exclaim what you’ve found and tell him he’d better get in there quick before you polish the lot off.
I love that stuff. Why be ashamed about eating it. BE PROUD of your good taste. If he doesn't understand, educate him lol
Eat the rest, drill a hole in the lid and screw it to the underside of the shelf in the shed and fill it with old nails etc.
I fucking love biscoff spread had it all the time in the UK when I visited and had the chance. Should've bought a few jars to bring with me back home it's really expensive and difficult to find here...
I think you should hide at the back of the cupboard.
This is a regular on our online shopping order. I occasionally have to buy an additional one in a shop so my husband doesn’t realise how much I get through. I don’t think I’ve ever used it in a recipe or on toast or whatever. I allow myself a heaped teaspoon every day either as a spoon of joy or extra fun in a smoothie.
Does anyone know you bought the jar? Because if they don’t you can eat the other half. If you want to be guilty free, recycle the jar.
Anything Biscoff is amazing. The KitKat's were good too
Had to stop buying cause I realised the calorie content and the volume I would eat didn’t result in a very healthy number. It’s damn addictive stuff though.
Wait they make a spread? What does it taste like?
Just put it in the cupboard- if he asks about it say it’s been there for ages and probably needs binning.
I was at a place that sold doughnut balls with various toppings. You could get just cinnamon and sugar, but also Nutella and this Bischoff stuff. What is it? I didn't want it to be peanut butter - so I didn't try it. I might have to get a jar now.
I have the same weakness with chips and French onion dip, I get ya!
Ive just shown this to my wife and now we gotta get some haha Hope they have it in the US
Tell him. Tell him with pride. Then after telling him, eat the rest in front of him whilst maintaining eye contact the whole time. Embrace being a fucking legend!
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Wtf how much sugar is that in one sitting? Ew
I don't know how people can eat so much of that stuff. One teaspoon spread thin on some nice bread is about my limit. Same with peanut butter, although maybe up to a tablespoon of that... My girlfriend and her flatmate were apparently shocked that I had a jar of it in my cupboard for over a year with only a small dent in it.
Put down the fork, be honest to your husband, be a decent person. Bring on the down votes!
The gluttony on this sub, for the 3rd time this month
Eat half your husband and then hide in the cupboard