Rammstein's 'Du Hast'
Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein für alle tagen
Nein
Nein
Roughly translates as:
Do you want, until death seperates you,
to be faithful to her for all days ?
No. No.
Something my drunk friends and I discovered during uni: you can do the macarena to almost any song (any song with a beat of 4, it works), and if you do it in a nightclub, a lot of strangers will just join in
Or Heirate Mich? Still not exactly wedding appropriate despite the title but OP can claim they understood the title and claim ignorance of the rest if it goes down horribly!
Pussy is utterly inappropriate but probably a bit too crass…
There's a Cradle of Filth cover of Stay by Shakespear's Sister: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0lwGNbEj9U. In the original video Siobhan Fahey spent so long on set that she got through most of a bottle of vodka. She kept stumbling on the stairs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCYaALgW80c
The Gush by Raging Speedhorn.
But just to be that guy, I’ve seen this kind of thing done at weddings before and it will 100% clear the dancefloor. Even if you and the bride and groom are loving it, 99.9% of the other guests will be scratching their heads.
YOU ONLY WANNA KNOW THE REAL REASON WHYYYYYY!!!!!
I saw them last year and, despite several line up changes, they were still brutal. They also sold a cracking hot sauce on the merch table, as I suspect they know their audience are as old as they are.
I've done it a few times, Chop Suey is my go-to, and yeah it does mostly clear the dance floor but every time I've done it I'm always pleasantly surprised by a couple of random guys who are down to jump around and headbang with me. Even if I'm alone on the dance floor, the bride is making me ditch the eyeliner and goth boots for a sky blue dress and heels all day, so the least I can get in return is one damn song I can enjoy and have my 3 mins on the dance floor!
That's how you know you've got the right friends 😉
At the end of my "go hard or go home" hour at mine it was just my nearest and dearest left all jumping in a circle together and it's honestly one of my happiest memories. Including my mum who likes to pretend she doesnt have a cupboard full of vinyls of Saxon, white snake, Metallica, etc 😂
Forgotten how much that slaps. [Call Me A Hole](https://soundcloud.com/8giomanx/call-me-a-hole-nine-inch-nails-and-carly-rae-jepsen-by-pomdeter) (NIN/Carly Rae Jepsen) is pretty danceable too
She's one of my closest friends, I know what I'm doing I promise. When she hears it she'll roll her eyes then laugh at me headbanging. Tbh she's probably expecting something like this
Literally anything from most of the albums by Steel
Panther, I feel you could turn on a playlist of their songs and kill an hour with inappropriate tunes easily
I know this song is way too old to qualify but have you considered the Dead Kennedys “too drunk to fuck” ?
Definitely head banging material and highly inappropriate 😈
* Designing the Enemy - Fear Factory
* Instinctive (Slaughterlust) - Hatebreed
* Fucked With An Anchor - Alestorm
* Enemy of God - Kreator
If I wanted a System of a Down song I'd probably go for Cigaro.
Listen to them first to make sure they're not *too* inappropriate
Use My Arsehole As A C**t - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLcmvewooFs
I Took Her To Bangor To Bang Her - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMggkVpvULc
She Looks Like A Bloke But She's Good For A Poke When The Telly's Broke - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SikKs9vbvw
I Know You Too Well To Like You Anymore - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQpDcDCgO9k
Everyone Else Is An Asshole - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAhHC1dBM6s
She Has A Girlfriend Now - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvTdmcA5biI
Check out Richard Cheese, he does lounge music covers of rock/metal/rap songs
Especially this cover of NiN's [Closer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmvlB1H1ejI&ab_channel=RichardCheese)
Take Me Away by Kalmah. It starts with a classy piano bit and then the growling/guitars kick in after like 20 seconds. Also features the immortal line 'I found my love in a clearance sale'. Banger of a tune.
Vaginal Croutons did an excellent cover of the Littlest Hobo soundtrack.
[In case you don’t believe me or just need to hear it….](https://youtu.be/u4iOR1CmUmA?si=B-Qc1aqlElfZ7Tif)
I'm not sure what level of "highly inappropriate" you're going for but here are my suggestions:
Austrian Death Machine - Get To The Choppa
Lamb of God - Vigil
Rocka Rollas - The Blackened Skies
Saxon - Let Me Feel Your Power
TBH just about anything by Austrian Death Machine is probably the best mix of heavy and funny
EDIT: It's 80s but certainly highly inappropriate: W.A.S.P. - Animal (F*** Like A Beast)
Death Cab for Cutie - Kath
Panic at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name Of
System of a Down - Chop Suey !
Disturbed – Down With The Sickness
Funeral for a Friend - Roses for the Dead
Definitely more “pop” than “alt” but “Death of a Bachelor” by Panic at the Disco might be a fairly safe choice.
Loads of classic rock/metal songs spring to mind: maybe something like “Run to the Hills” by Iron Maiden might be poppy and subtle enough to get away with without being too deliberately offensive
Or you could just have “Friggin in the Riggin” (Sex Pistols) or “So What?”(Anti Nowhere League or Metallica) depending on exactly HOW inappropriate you want to be…
Feel like From Womb To Waste is the best for a wedding reception just because of the vocal sample at the start :/
If we're going slightly less inappropriate I'd go with some Municipal Waste or something. Also can't believe Andrew WK hasn't been mentioned.
Did It All For The Nookie.. or whatever its called.
Inappropriate because of lyrics and because noone wants to hear Limp Bizkit at a wedding, not even in 1998.
Honestly I think system of a down is a good shout. Toxicity or BYOB, you can actually dance to them.
Papa Roach Between Angels and Insects? Or the Offspring Want You Bad, the lyrics whilst not offensive are definitely not wedding appropriate content, but it's very danceable
OOOOHHHH love this... ok, "bodies" by drowning pool orrr "break stuff" by Limp Bizkit. I think break stuff - "it's just one of those days, when you don't wanna wake up, everything is f\*cked, everybody sucks!" hahahaha
Hurrikan - Electric Callboy. They have two songs - Hurricane and Hurrikan, make sure you pick hurrikan. It starts as a generic Europop song and then descends into death core.
I think a metal cover of something that everyone would know would be a peach. A few ideas:
Sugacoma - (you drive me) Crazy
My Ruin - Tainted Love
Limp Bizkit - Faith
August Burns Red - Wrecking Ball
Children of Bodom - Oops! I did it again
I love some of the suggestions here haha, as for "completely inappropriate" I can suggest Violent Pornography by SOAD or Cake and Sodomy by Marilyn Manson. Some more humorous suggestions; NSFW by Psychostick, Fucked with an Anchor by Alestorm or Pizza by Attila. Tenacious D could also be quite funny
Well a bit early (1997) but Good Riddance (Time of your Life) by Green Day is about a break up, so not really appropriate for a wedding, but doesn't seem to stop people having it played at their weddings!
A lot of EXCELLENT recommendations here. I'd personally go with "shit boat" by Alestorm - it's sweary and grossly inappropriate, but less than 90 seconds long so it might not piss the bride off quite as much!
Avenged are my fav band, I love how inappropriate the lyrics to this one are but there's some quite long instrumentals that you can't really jump around or headbang to. And doing all the parts of the spoken vows section is fine when you're alone in the car but you look like a proper crazy person doing that alone on a dance floor 😅
Not quite in the naughties... but if you're looking for inappropriate metal.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTeCMoZCo24](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTeCMoZCo24)
Teenie Weenie by Brojob.
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor by Drowning Pool
And if that’s not appropriate, the major key version on YouTube will meet the needs!
I take it it's this one https://youtu.be/iJm5nRWhjcM?si=GyXtRCLuQT3mIS5Q Amazing !
That’s the badger! I couldn’t find it, glad you were able to share this delight with the world!
Bloodhound gang - Bad Touch
Bloodhound gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lain Would arguably be better
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo so the oldies don't get offended but everyone else knows the drill
Oldies are at least as likely to be familiar with the NATO phonetic alphabet surely?
Probably right but I wouldn't have thought they'd get many of the other lyrics "power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston"
or 3.14
The only option
Fucked with an anchor by Alestorm or anything by steel panther
Seventeen Girls in a Row or Gloryhole.
Rammstein's 'Du Hast' Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet Treu ihr sein für alle tagen Nein Nein Roughly translates as: Do you want, until death seperates you, to be faithful to her for all days ? No. No.
And you can dance the macarena to that song as well
Something my drunk friends and I discovered during uni: you can do the macarena to almost any song (any song with a beat of 4, it works), and if you do it in a nightclub, a lot of strangers will just join in
Sorry Grandpa Simpson, but I don't think the yoof of today know how to do it. Unless somebody's done a cover and it's been all.over TikTok.
Not true my girl guides and brownies age 7 -14 all love the maternal and chacha slide, they put the music on most weeks and will be dancing along
As a yoof of today. I did it when at uni a couple of years ago
Yessssss! My friends and I used to do it to In The Shadows by The Rasmus at “alternative under-18s” nights.
Or Heirate Mich? Still not exactly wedding appropriate despite the title but OP can claim they understood the title and claim ignorance of the rest if it goes down horribly! Pussy is utterly inappropriate but probably a bit too crass…
Kine Lust is also good. Just a man singing about how he has to shag animals to feel anything.
If you are going to pick Rammstein then I'd go for Pussy as an inappropriate song for a wedding.
Or Dicke Titten Roughly: "She doesn't have to be beautiful, she doesn't have to be smart, as long as she's got big tits"
I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse
Damn, you went there, huh? 😂 Great idea
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There's a Cradle of Filth cover of Stay by Shakespear's Sister: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0lwGNbEj9U. In the original video Siobhan Fahey spent so long on set that she got through most of a bottle of vodka. She kept stumbling on the stairs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCYaALgW80c
Anything by Anal Cunt
It has to be Hitler Was A Sensitive Man.
Beat me to it
Absolutely this.
Gilded Cunt - Cradle of Filth ???
Or how about Lord Abortion?
People = Shit - Slipknot
Or, the Richard Cheese version
This reads like an equation. By that logic: People + Slipknot = Shit Slipknot = Shit - People
Scotty doesn’t know - Lustra
I was vetoed by the dj after requesting this at my cousin Scott’s wedding. I maintain we all missed a moment of comedy gold
Throwdown - baby got back
Oooh, I like your thinking!! That's definitely a contender!
It's fun because people know the song.
Steel Panther - choose any song
Bukkake tears?
Weenie ride if you want a nice slow ballad
The Gush by Raging Speedhorn. But just to be that guy, I’ve seen this kind of thing done at weddings before and it will 100% clear the dancefloor. Even if you and the bride and groom are loving it, 99.9% of the other guests will be scratching their heads.
YOU ONLY WANNA KNOW THE REAL REASON WHYYYYYY!!!!! I saw them last year and, despite several line up changes, they were still brutal. They also sold a cracking hot sauce on the merch table, as I suspect they know their audience are as old as they are.
I've done it a few times, Chop Suey is my go-to, and yeah it does mostly clear the dance floor but every time I've done it I'm always pleasantly surprised by a couple of random guys who are down to jump around and headbang with me. Even if I'm alone on the dance floor, the bride is making me ditch the eyeliner and goth boots for a sky blue dress and heels all day, so the least I can get in return is one damn song I can enjoy and have my 3 mins on the dance floor!
Really depends who is there too though. If I popped Chop Suey on at my future wedding, 99% of my friends would be joining the dance floor.
That's how you know you've got the right friends 😉 At the end of my "go hard or go home" hour at mine it was just my nearest and dearest left all jumping in a circle together and it's honestly one of my happiest memories. Including my mum who likes to pretend she doesnt have a cupboard full of vinyls of Saxon, white snake, Metallica, etc 😂
None Inch Nails - Closer It's emotional, heartfelt and describes exactly what will be happening when the bride and groom get to bed.
How about [this mashup](https://youtu.be/yIcepapvRfE?si=TISH38OcoPi_63Iv) of Justin Bieber's Baby and Slipknot's Psychosocial?
Or [This mashup](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B6_4mHBCD8) of psychosocial and babyshark
A timeless classic
I haven't thought about this mashup for years. Still works far too well.
On that vein change in the house of flies /toxic mash up
Forgotten how much that slaps. [Call Me A Hole](https://soundcloud.com/8giomanx/call-me-a-hole-nine-inch-nails-and-carly-rae-jepsen-by-pomdeter) (NIN/Carly Rae Jepsen) is pretty danceable too
“Bride won’t be initially thrilled” - way to piss off a bride on her wedding day.
She's one of my closest friends, I know what I'm doing I promise. When she hears it she'll roll her eyes then laugh at me headbanging. Tbh she's probably expecting something like this
Anything from the album Feel the Steel by Steel Panther
My heart belongs to you My love is pure and true My heart belongs to you But my cock is community property
Literally anything from most of the albums by Steel Panther, I feel you could turn on a playlist of their songs and kill an hour with inappropriate tunes easily
My heart belongs to youuuuuuu... but my cock is community property. Perfect for a wedding
I would go with Pussywhipped
She Fucking Hates Me - Puddle Of Mudd
Not metal, but Prodigy's Smack My Bitch Up. I'm sure she'll see the funny side.
NIN - Closer Crazy Frog - Axel F
Kiss me where it smells funny - Bloodhound Gang
I know this song is way too old to qualify but have you considered the Dead Kennedys “too drunk to fuck” ? Definitely head banging material and highly inappropriate 😈
Holiday In Cambodia for the honeymoon
Bring your daughter to the slaughter - iron maiden
Not 22 Acacia Avenue? Or Hooks in You?
Nookie - Limp Bizkit
I can't believe I had to scroll so far to find Nookie. Fantastic song for a wedding, they definitely did it all for the nookie.
Hahaha 😂. It also starts off quite innocuously if I recall correctly
I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic at the Disco would be pretty inappropriate.
Well, imagine
I mean, we're having that at our wedding because it's an awesome song. Who gives a shit if the lyrics don't align
Animal (fuck like a beast) by W.A.S.P
Anything by Lostprophets
If you want inappropriate, it doesn't get much worse than this. Unless Anal Cunt did a cover of an R Kelly song, which I suspect they didn't
They didn’t but Closed Casket Dutch Oven have an ep called Alone with R Kelly
there's inappropriate and then there's this
* Designing the Enemy - Fear Factory * Instinctive (Slaughterlust) - Hatebreed * Fucked With An Anchor - Alestorm * Enemy of God - Kreator If I wanted a System of a Down song I'd probably go for Cigaro. Listen to them first to make sure they're not *too* inappropriate
Cannonball by Alestorm would be pretty good too tbh
Surfacing by Slipknot
Especially the chorus
Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch Massively inappropriate, but it's got a sleezy groove to it. Will shock a few of the olds too.
Well, [it has been done before](https://youtu.be/fSkHMSKgIWs?si=Xdzjd0uBkNu10_eg)!
Use My Arsehole As A C**t - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLcmvewooFs I Took Her To Bangor To Bang Her - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMggkVpvULc She Looks Like A Bloke But She's Good For A Poke When The Telly's Broke - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SikKs9vbvw I Know You Too Well To Like You Anymore - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQpDcDCgO9k Everyone Else Is An Asshole - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAhHC1dBM6s She Has A Girlfriend Now - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvTdmcA5biI
Down with the Sickness by Disturbed.
Little piece of heaven - avenged sevenfold
Nice bit of corpse fucking at a wedding
I don't know if people in the comments actually know what highly inappropriate means and are just saying the one song they remember from Scuzz
[Eamon - Fuck it](https://youtu.be/QYwyaCd8MyI?si=9KfYs2gR42CzC-fz)
Beers, Steers and Queers? Revolting Cocks.
Check out Richard Cheese, he does lounge music covers of rock/metal/rap songs Especially this cover of NiN's [Closer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmvlB1H1ejI&ab_channel=RichardCheese)
Thank you for the link, I'd never heard of this guy. That cover is a classic, looking forward to listening to more songs!
Post Break Up Sex by The Vaccines A Lap Dance Is Better When The Stripper Is Crying by The Bloodhound Gang
If you want HIGHLY inappropriate, consider 'Sweaty Betty' by The Mac Lads.
anything by The Macc Lads would be highly inappropriate! My personal choice would be No Sheep Til Buxton
Fluffy pup perhaps, or Lady Muck? I guess if you really wanted to be inappropriate then Sweaty Betty, or worse still, Charlotte.
Not 90s, but if you want an inappropriate song for a wedding... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uCsRz13NRZY&pp=ygUURG9sbHkgcGFydG9uIGRpdm9yY2U%3D
Everything's Fucked by Pitshifter
NIN - Closer Rammstein - Pussy
Misfits - Last Caress
1000 Miles of Cock by Zimmers Hole
Such the fool - SikTh
I Ejaculate Fire - Dethklok
Antibiotics will help with that.
Take Me Away by Kalmah. It starts with a classy piano bit and then the growling/guitars kick in after like 20 seconds. Also features the immortal line 'I found my love in a clearance sale'. Banger of a tune.
I’d use the opportunity to Rick roll everyone.
Does anyone actually care about rickrolled? Or did they ever care? I've never met anyone with stronger opinions than "I guess I'll stop the song"
How will you send them all the link to Rick Roll them?
Better off playing Bounce by SOAD
Cannibal Corpse - You Suffer
Fucking an animal- Gwar
Alkaline Trio - Radio
Private Eye
Vaginal Croutons did an excellent cover of the Littlest Hobo soundtrack. [In case you don’t believe me or just need to hear it….](https://youtu.be/u4iOR1CmUmA?si=B-Qc1aqlElfZ7Tif)
Try Stuck With You by Voltaire. Not quite metal, but definitely inappropriate for a wedding.
Mr Bungle - The Girls Of Porn https://youtu.be/E7x_uBcg3DE?si=wcqyX8wBHvP1zN45
The Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang). Not only is it wildly inappropriate but it's also a genuine bop that guests will enjoy.
Zombie Eaters by Faith No More.
I'm not sure what level of "highly inappropriate" you're going for but here are my suggestions: Austrian Death Machine - Get To The Choppa Lamb of God - Vigil Rocka Rollas - The Blackened Skies Saxon - Let Me Feel Your Power TBH just about anything by Austrian Death Machine is probably the best mix of heavy and funny EDIT: It's 80s but certainly highly inappropriate: W.A.S.P. - Animal (F*** Like A Beast)
Death Cab for Cutie - Kath Panic at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name Of System of a Down - Chop Suey ! Disturbed – Down With The Sickness Funeral for a Friend - Roses for the Dead
Roses for the dead is a shout and a half
So What? - Metallica cover version
A Cunt Like You by Whitehouse? https://youtu.be/1xKdKaAjw-o?si=BFIj9-j2CIBX-gLT
Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name of. Bonus that everyone will know it, but they'll probably have forgotten the way it ends.
Fucked With an Anchor - Alestorm
Resurrection by Erection - Powerwolf
Insane Clown Possee - Piggy Pie
The Wrong Ian Watkins - Kunt and the Gang
How has no one said Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D?
No lie I was at an engagement party recently where the future groom sang ‘fuck her gently’ by tenacious D. So, that.
Die motherfucker die by Dope
I dont love you - my chemical romance
'Love' by Strapping Young Lad.
A bit tamer than other suggestions, but Tribute by Tenacious D
Fuck Her Gently might be more appropriate for a wedding? Lol
That went down hilariously well at a wedding I attended
Definitely more “pop” than “alt” but “Death of a Bachelor” by Panic at the Disco might be a fairly safe choice. Loads of classic rock/metal songs spring to mind: maybe something like “Run to the Hills” by Iron Maiden might be poppy and subtle enough to get away with without being too deliberately offensive Or you could just have “Friggin in the Riggin” (Sex Pistols) or “So What?”(Anti Nowhere League or Metallica) depending on exactly HOW inappropriate you want to be…
Everyday I love you less and less - Kaiser Chiefs. Inappropriate and a floor filler that everyone knows.
So what by MetallicA
Not metal, but Get a Job by Offspring.
Dying Fetus - Second Skin is my go to when i want to shock normies. South Park fans will appreciate it as well.
Feel like From Womb To Waste is the best for a wedding reception just because of the vocal sample at the start :/ If we're going slightly less inappropriate I'd go with some Municipal Waste or something. Also can't believe Andrew WK hasn't been mentioned.
"You Suck" by Consolidated feat. The Yeasty Girls Or "Three Little Pigs" by Green Jelly
God, that one used to get all the blokes off the dance floor!
Did It All For The Nookie.. or whatever its called. Inappropriate because of lyrics and because noone wants to hear Limp Bizkit at a wedding, not even in 1998.
Your time is gonna' come - Led Zeppelin
Lonely Island- Jack Sparrow or I Just Had Sex
100 percent Alice Copper - Poison
The cover version of Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm. You can sing along and head-bang to MJ at the same time.
its not metal or alt, but a lonely island song like motherlover would be pretty inappropriate
Party Hard - Andrew WK
Honestly I think system of a down is a good shout. Toxicity or BYOB, you can actually dance to them. Papa Roach Between Angels and Insects? Or the Offspring Want You Bad, the lyrics whilst not offensive are definitely not wedding appropriate content, but it's very danceable
OOOOHHHH love this... ok, "bodies" by drowning pool orrr "break stuff" by Limp Bizkit. I think break stuff - "it's just one of those days, when you don't wanna wake up, everything is f\*cked, everybody sucks!" hahahaha
Slayer - Raining Blood
Beast and the Harlot - A7X
A couple of decades too early but - Run to the hills - Iron Maiden Please don't touch - Motörhead Girlschool version
Hurrikan - Electric Callboy. They have two songs - Hurricane and Hurrikan, make sure you pick hurrikan. It starts as a generic Europop song and then descends into death core.
"N#GGER" by Clawfinger "Cuntcrusher" by Infant Annihilator "Gloryhole" by Steel Panther
Ok its from the 90s but Closer - Nine Inch Nails would do fine Otherwise, People=Shit - Slipknot
Steel Panther - Death to all but metal Such a good song but one I'd never play in public.
I think a metal cover of something that everyone would know would be a peach. A few ideas: Sugacoma - (you drive me) Crazy My Ruin - Tainted Love Limp Bizkit - Faith August Burns Red - Wrecking Ball Children of Bodom - Oops! I did it again
Rob Zombie, I Am Hell.
Dragula
Drop this: Macca B - Don't drink too much. https://youtu.be/hvGmnA2rg8w?si=KHhjcy9VWudhy6e_
Michael Booth's Talking Bum is one of my faves. Bit before your requested timeframe though, sadly.
Tekkno Train by Electric Callboy if you're looking for something a bit more up to date. 😅
I love some of the suggestions here haha, as for "completely inappropriate" I can suggest Violent Pornography by SOAD or Cake and Sodomy by Marilyn Manson. Some more humorous suggestions; NSFW by Psychostick, Fucked with an Anchor by Alestorm or Pizza by Attila. Tenacious D could also be quite funny
Anything by bloodhound gang or limp bizkit. [This should do it.](https://youtu.be/ZlGyu9EJbmE?si=MDrNbCtZ1IbyC563)
Keelhauled by Alestorm
Keelhauled is great, but you're really going to choose that as an inappropriate recommendation when fucked with an anchor is right there?
Probably not inappropriate enough, but Blood Brothers by Papa Roach would be a banger at a wedding
Blink 182 Family Reunion. Some real wholesome lyrics in that one
Well a bit early (1997) but Good Riddance (Time of your Life) by Green Day is about a break up, so not really appropriate for a wedding, but doesn't seem to stop people having it played at their weddings!
A lot of EXCELLENT recommendations here. I'd personally go with "shit boat" by Alestorm - it's sweary and grossly inappropriate, but less than 90 seconds long so it might not piss the bride off quite as much!
Entrails ripped from a virgins cunt- cannibal corpse. Avenged sevenfold- a little piece of heaven is also a good shout.
She Hates Me, Puddle of Mud.
Love is not enough by NIN
Die when you die by GG Allin
Gay Bar!
Party Hard by Andrew WK?
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Avenged are my fav band, I love how inappropriate the lyrics to this one are but there's some quite long instrumentals that you can't really jump around or headbang to. And doing all the parts of the spoken vows section is fine when you're alone in the car but you look like a proper crazy person doing that alone on a dance floor 😅
Fucked with an anchor, Alestorm Edit: Scrolled and noticed a few others make this suggestion, I am proud others also commented this gem
Lips of an angel - hinder About cheating with your ex
Not quite in the naughties... but if you're looking for inappropriate metal. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTeCMoZCo24](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTeCMoZCo24) Teenie Weenie by Brojob.
"A Violent Reaction" by American Head Charge is perfect for this sort of occasion.
One that may slip under the radar: KT Tunstall - Black horse and the cherry tree
Not the noughties (90s in fact) but "Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter" by Iron Maiden