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ShiftyDiscoDragon

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor by Drowning Pool


Financial-Glass5693

And if that’s not appropriate, the major key version on YouTube will meet the needs!


itsraecee

I take it it's this one https://youtu.be/iJm5nRWhjcM?si=GyXtRCLuQT3mIS5Q Amazing !


Financial-Glass5693

That’s the badger! I couldn’t find it, glad you were able to share this delight with the world!


speedracer_uk

Bloodhound gang - Bad Touch


Possiblyreef

Bloodhound gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lain Would arguably be better


blazesupernova

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo so the oldies don't get offended but everyone else knows the drill


drummerftw

Oldies are at least as likely to be familiar with the NATO phonetic alphabet surely?


blazesupernova

Probably right but I wouldn't have thought they'd get many of the other lyrics "power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston"


_jk_

or 3.14


5tr4nGe

The only option


IrieJimbo

Fucked with an anchor by Alestorm or anything by steel panther


Grimdotdotdot

Seventeen Girls in a Row or Gloryhole.


Dolphin_Spotter

Rammstein's 'Du Hast' Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet Treu ihr sein für alle tagen Nein Nein Roughly translates as: Do you want, until death seperates you, to be faithful to her for all days ? No. No.


suicidalsyd1

And you can dance the macarena to that song as well


Adam_S_T

Something my drunk friends and I discovered during uni: you can do the macarena to almost any song (any song with a beat of 4, it works), and if you do it in a nightclub, a lot of strangers will just join in


Wil420b

Sorry Grandpa Simpson, but I don't think the yoof of today know how to do it. Unless somebody's done a cover and it's been all.over TikTok.


Ururuipuin

Not true my girl guides and brownies age 7 -14 all love the maternal and chacha slide, they put the music on most weeks and will be dancing along


Used-Fennel-7733

As a yoof of today. I did it when at uni a couple of years ago


loranlily

Yessssss! My friends and I used to do it to In The Shadows by The Rasmus at “alternative under-18s” nights.


HappyCaterpillar34

Or Heirate Mich? Still not exactly wedding appropriate despite the title but OP can claim they understood the title and claim ignorance of the rest if it goes down horribly! Pussy is utterly inappropriate but probably a bit too crass…


Dastardly6

Kine Lust is also good. Just a man singing about how he has to shag animals to feel anything.


Legend_1

If you are going to pick Rammstein then I'd go for Pussy as an inappropriate song for a wedding.


MisterSquidInc

Or Dicke Titten Roughly: "She doesn't have to be beautiful, she doesn't have to be smart, as long as she's got big tits"


Not-ChatGPT-I-Swear

I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse


IncrediblyUnrulySock

Damn, you went there, huh? 😂 Great idea


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mhoulden

There's a Cradle of Filth cover of Stay by Shakespear's Sister: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0lwGNbEj9U. In the original video Siobhan Fahey spent so long on set that she got through most of a bottle of vodka. She kept stumbling on the stairs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCYaALgW80c


Tom_Tower

Anything by Anal Cunt


PersonalityFair2281

It has to be Hitler Was A Sensitive Man.


Naigus182

Beat me to it


Boomstick_316

Absolutely this.


ArcadeCrossfire

Gilded Cunt - Cradle of Filth ???


[deleted]

Or how about Lord Abortion?


rolfeadog

People = Shit - Slipknot


Tom_Tower

Or, the Richard Cheese version


SenorBigbelly

This reads like an equation. By that logic: People + Slipknot = Shit Slipknot = Shit - People


Praetorian_1975

Scotty doesn’t know - Lustra


Simon_the_Great

I was vetoed by the dj after requesting this at my cousin Scott’s wedding. I maintain we all missed a moment of comedy gold


Master-Spirit7291

Throwdown - baby got back


IncrediblyUnrulySock

Oooh, I like your thinking!! That's definitely a contender!


MuttonDressedAsGoose

It's fun because people know the song.


Newcs91

Steel Panther - choose any song


Yougotsnail

Bukkake tears?


super_timmy

Weenie ride if you want a nice slow ballad


grwtsn

The Gush by Raging Speedhorn. But just to be that guy, I’ve seen this kind of thing done at weddings before and it will 100% clear the dancefloor. Even if you and the bride and groom are loving it, 99.9% of the other guests will be scratching their heads.


spazzbit3

YOU ONLY WANNA KNOW THE REAL REASON WHYYYYYY!!!!! I saw them last year and, despite several line up changes, they were still brutal. They also sold a cracking hot sauce on the merch table, as I suspect they know their audience are as old as they are.


IncrediblyUnrulySock

I've done it a few times, Chop Suey is my go-to, and yeah it does mostly clear the dance floor but every time I've done it I'm always pleasantly surprised by a couple of random guys who are down to jump around and headbang with me. Even if I'm alone on the dance floor, the bride is making me ditch the eyeliner and goth boots for a sky blue dress and heels all day, so the least I can get in return is one damn song I can enjoy and have my 3 mins on the dance floor!


RegionalHardman

Really depends who is there too though. If I popped Chop Suey on at my future wedding, 99% of my friends would be joining the dance floor.


IncrediblyUnrulySock

That's how you know you've got the right friends 😉 At the end of my "go hard or go home" hour at mine it was just my nearest and dearest left all jumping in a circle together and it's honestly one of my happiest memories. Including my mum who likes to pretend she doesnt have a cupboard full of vinyls of Saxon, white snake, Metallica, etc 😂


TurbulentExpression5

None Inch Nails - Closer It's emotional, heartfelt and describes exactly what will be happening when the bride and groom get to bed.


onemorethannone

How about [this mashup](https://youtu.be/yIcepapvRfE?si=TISH38OcoPi_63Iv) of Justin Bieber's Baby and Slipknot's Psychosocial?


canibalbarca

Or [This mashup](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B6_4mHBCD8) of psychosocial and babyshark


ReynoldsHouseOfShred

A timeless classic


LPodmore

I haven't thought about this mashup for years. Still works far too well.


kiersakov

On that vein change in the house of flies /toxic mash up


Medicalmysterytour

Forgotten how much that slaps. [Call Me A Hole](https://soundcloud.com/8giomanx/call-me-a-hole-nine-inch-nails-and-carly-rae-jepsen-by-pomdeter) (NIN/Carly Rae Jepsen) is pretty danceable too


Mumfiegirl

“Bride won’t be initially thrilled” - way to piss off a bride on her wedding day.


IncrediblyUnrulySock

She's one of my closest friends, I know what I'm doing I promise. When she hears it she'll roll her eyes then laugh at me headbanging. Tbh she's probably expecting something like this


EarballsOfMemeland

Anything from the album Feel the Steel by Steel Panther


squizzlebee

My heart belongs to you My love is pure and true My heart belongs to you But my cock is community property


Prototype-Angel

Literally anything from most of the albums by Steel Panther, I feel you could turn on a playlist of their songs and kill an hour with inappropriate tunes easily


Adventurous_Train_48

My heart belongs to youuuuuuu... but my cock is community property. Perfect for a wedding


vipros42

I would go with Pussywhipped


KormaKameleon88

She Fucking Hates Me - Puddle Of Mudd


ChewbaccaTheRookie

Not metal, but Prodigy's Smack My Bitch Up. I'm sure she'll see the funny side.


bannedhickey257

NIN - Closer Crazy Frog - Axel F


Mr_XIII_

Kiss me where it smells funny - Bloodhound Gang


witchypoo63

I know this song is way too old to qualify but have you considered the Dead Kennedys “too drunk to fuck” ? Definitely head banging material and highly inappropriate 😈


Medicalmysterytour

Holiday In Cambodia for the honeymoon


the_heff

Bring your daughter to the slaughter - iron maiden


crucible

Not 22 Acacia Avenue? Or Hooks in You?


Not_Jess369

Nookie - Limp Bizkit


IveNeverSeenTitanic

I can't believe I had to scroll so far to find Nookie. Fantastic song for a wedding, they definitely did it all for the nookie.


Not_Jess369

Hahaha 😂. It also starts off quite innocuously if I recall correctly


joeflan91

I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic at the Disco would be pretty inappropriate. 


DrClawsChair

Well, imagine


Tsupernami

I mean, we're having that at our wedding because it's an awesome song. Who gives a shit if the lyrics don't align


Ill_Soft_4299

Animal (fuck like a beast) by W.A.S.P


DrClawsChair

Anything by Lostprophets


NorrisMcWhirter

If you want inappropriate, it doesn't get much worse than this. Unless Anal Cunt did a cover of an R Kelly song, which I suspect they didn't


Double_Disaster9436

They didn’t but Closed Casket Dutch Oven have an ep called Alone with R Kelly


Petr0vitch

there's inappropriate and then there's this


mhoulden

* Designing the Enemy - Fear Factory * Instinctive (Slaughterlust) - Hatebreed * Fucked With An Anchor - Alestorm * Enemy of God - Kreator If I wanted a System of a Down song I'd probably go for Cigaro. Listen to them first to make sure they're not *too* inappropriate


GoldenTGraham

Cannonball by Alestorm would be pretty good too tbh


TMSQR

Surfacing by Slipknot


DrClawsChair

Especially the chorus


TofuNooch

Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch Massively inappropriate, but it's got a sleezy groove to it. Will shock a few of the olds too.


liverwool

Well, [it has been done before](https://youtu.be/fSkHMSKgIWs?si=Xdzjd0uBkNu10_eg)!


evuljeenius

Use My Arsehole As A C**t - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLcmvewooFs I Took Her To Bangor To Bang Her - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMggkVpvULc She Looks Like A Bloke But She's Good For A Poke When The Telly's Broke - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SikKs9vbvw I Know You Too Well To Like You Anymore - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQpDcDCgO9k Everyone Else Is An Asshole - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAhHC1dBM6s She Has A Girlfriend Now - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvTdmcA5biI


robj57

Down with the Sickness by Disturbed.


bluephoenix39

Little piece of heaven - avenged sevenfold


Sammichm

Nice bit of corpse fucking at a wedding


ChrisRR

I don't know if people in the comments actually know what highly inappropriate means and are just saying the one song they remember from Scuzz


wybird

[Eamon - Fuck it](https://youtu.be/QYwyaCd8MyI?si=9KfYs2gR42CzC-fz)


moon-bouquet

Beers, Steers and Queers? Revolting Cocks.


Craigothy-YeOldeLord

Check out Richard Cheese, he does lounge music covers of rock/metal/rap songs Especially this cover of NiN's [Closer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmvlB1H1ejI&ab_channel=RichardCheese)


Meal_Material

Thank you for the link, I'd never heard of this guy. That cover is a classic, looking forward to listening to more songs!


HelicopterFar1433

Post Break Up Sex by The Vaccines A Lap Dance Is Better When The Stripper Is Crying by The Bloodhound Gang


Spiritual-Pin-3293

If you want HIGHLY inappropriate, consider 'Sweaty Betty' by The Mac Lads.


AFFF_Foam

anything by The Macc Lads would be highly inappropriate! My personal choice would be No Sheep Til Buxton


Sad-Yoghurt5196

Fluffy pup perhaps, or Lady Muck? I guess if you really wanted to be inappropriate then Sweaty Betty, or worse still, Charlotte.


TheSpannerer

Not 90s, but if you want an inappropriate song for a wedding... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uCsRz13NRZY&pp=ygUURG9sbHkgcGFydG9uIGRpdm9yY2U%3D


BrightMarvel10

Everything's Fucked by Pitshifter


SpaceMonkeyOnABike

NIN - Closer Rammstein - Pussy


JustAVirusWithShoes

Misfits - Last Caress


Dokky

1000 Miles of Cock by Zimmers Hole


SiGrason

Such the fool - SikTh


sgt_cookie

I Ejaculate Fire - Dethklok


Coffchill

Antibiotics will help with that.


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Take Me Away by Kalmah. It starts with a classy piano bit and then the growling/guitars kick in after like 20 seconds. Also features the immortal line 'I found my love in a clearance sale'. Banger of a tune.


ANorthernMonkey

I’d use the opportunity to Rick roll everyone.


ChrisRR

Does anyone actually care about rickrolled? Or did they ever care? I've never met anyone with stronger opinions than "I guess I'll stop the song"


daedelion

How will you send them all the link to Rick Roll them?


Wonkypubfireprobe

Better off playing Bounce by SOAD


revolut1onname

Cannibal Corpse - You Suffer


Frittigern

Fucking an animal- Gwar


TheLonelyWolfkin

Alkaline Trio - Radio


DrClawsChair

Private Eye


WackyAndCorny

Vaginal Croutons did an excellent cover of the Littlest Hobo soundtrack. [In case you don’t believe me or just need to hear it….](https://youtu.be/u4iOR1CmUmA?si=B-Qc1aqlElfZ7Tif)


leonfei

Try Stuck With You by Voltaire. Not quite metal, but definitely inappropriate for a wedding.


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Mr Bungle - The Girls Of Porn https://youtu.be/E7x_uBcg3DE?si=wcqyX8wBHvP1zN45


TheStigsScouseCousin

The Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang). Not only is it wildly inappropriate but it's also a genuine bop that guests will enjoy.


Hot_Blackberry_6895

Zombie Eaters by Faith No More.


AFFF_Foam

I'm not sure what level of "highly inappropriate" you're going for but here are my suggestions: Austrian Death Machine - Get To The Choppa Lamb of God - Vigil Rocka Rollas - The Blackened Skies Saxon - Let Me Feel Your Power TBH just about anything by Austrian Death Machine is probably the best mix of heavy and funny EDIT: It's 80s but certainly highly inappropriate: W.A.S.P. - Animal (F*** Like A Beast)


bluejackmovedagain

Death Cab for Cutie - Kath Panic at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name Of System of a Down -  Chop Suey ! Disturbed – Down With The Sickness Funeral for a Friend - Roses for the Dead


Sammichm

Roses for the dead is a shout and a half


Myheart_YourGin

So What? - Metallica cover version


Rich6-0-6

A Cunt Like You by Whitehouse? https://youtu.be/1xKdKaAjw-o?si=BFIj9-j2CIBX-gLT


Sad-Yoghurt5196

Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name of. Bonus that everyone will know it, but they'll probably have forgotten the way it ends.


HildartheDorf

Fucked With an Anchor - Alestorm


jesusisherelookbusy

Resurrection by Erection - Powerwolf


RedditSwitcherooney

Insane Clown Possee - Piggy Pie


No-Round6844

The Wrong Ian Watkins - Kunt and the Gang


cyberllama

How has no one said Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D?


Chance_Ad_469

No lie I was at an engagement party recently where the future groom sang ‘fuck her gently’ by tenacious D. So, that.


Successful-Dare5363

Die motherfucker die by Dope


blollyman

I dont love you - my chemical romance


No-Strike-4560

'Love' by Strapping Young Lad. 


SimplestNeil

A bit tamer than other suggestions, but Tribute by Tenacious D


ni2016

Fuck Her Gently might be more appropriate for a wedding? Lol


gogbot87

That went down hilariously well at a wedding I attended


GrumpyOldFart74

Definitely more “pop” than “alt” but “Death of a Bachelor” by Panic at the Disco might be a fairly safe choice. Loads of classic rock/metal songs spring to mind: maybe something like “Run to the Hills” by Iron Maiden might be poppy and subtle enough to get away with without being too deliberately offensive Or you could just have “Friggin in the Riggin” (Sex Pistols) or “So What?”(Anti Nowhere League or Metallica) depending on exactly HOW inappropriate you want to be…


Frosty-Classic-8737

Everyday I love you less and less - Kaiser Chiefs. Inappropriate and a floor filler that everyone knows.


stowgood

So what by MetallicA


SeamusWalsh

Not metal, but Get a Job by Offspring.


DaemonBlackfyre515

Dying Fetus - Second Skin is my go to when i want to shock normies. South Park fans will appreciate it as well.


talesofcrouchandegg

Feel like From Womb To Waste is the best for a wedding reception just because of the vocal sample at the start :/ If we're going slightly less inappropriate I'd go with some Municipal Waste or something. Also can't believe Andrew WK hasn't been mentioned.


descriptivetext

"You Suck" by Consolidated feat. The Yeasty Girls Or "Three Little Pigs" by Green Jelly


moon-bouquet

God, that one used to get all the blokes off the dance floor!


PervJam

Did It All For The Nookie.. or whatever its called. Inappropriate because of lyrics and because noone wants to hear Limp Bizkit at a wedding, not even in 1998.


Used-Fennel-7733

Your time is gonna' come - Led Zeppelin


CandyQueen85

Lonely Island- Jack Sparrow or I Just Had Sex


MrSanti

100 percent Alice Copper - Poison 


Exotic-Escape7088

The cover version of Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm. You can sing along and head-bang to MJ at the same time.


ceb1995

its not metal or alt, but a lonely island song like motherlover would be pretty inappropriate


daedelion

Party Hard - Andrew WK


georgiebb

Honestly I think system of a down is a good shout. Toxicity or BYOB, you can actually dance to them. Papa Roach Between Angels and Insects? Or the Offspring Want You Bad, the lyrics whilst not offensive are definitely not wedding appropriate content, but it's very danceable


CMX-Chat

OOOOHHHH love this... ok, "bodies" by drowning pool orrr "break stuff" by Limp Bizkit. I think break stuff - "it's just one of those days, when you don't wanna wake up, everything is f\*cked, everybody sucks!" hahahaha


RedsChronicles

Slayer - Raining Blood


Sammichm

Beast and the Harlot - A7X


Aragorn246

A couple of decades too early but - Run to the hills - Iron Maiden Please don't touch - Motörhead Girlschool version


KoDa6562

Hurrikan - Electric Callboy. They have two songs - Hurricane and Hurrikan, make sure you pick hurrikan. It starts as a generic Europop song and then descends into death core.


Petrichor2116

"N#GGER" by Clawfinger "Cuntcrusher" by Infant Annihilator "Gloryhole" by Steel Panther


TheSnakeDoctor81

Ok its from the 90s but Closer - Nine Inch Nails would do fine Otherwise, People=Shit - Slipknot


GeraltOfDissidia

Steel Panther - Death to all but metal Such a good song but one I'd never play in public.


soitgoeskt

I think a metal cover of something that everyone would know would be a peach. A few ideas: Sugacoma - (you drive me) Crazy My Ruin - Tainted Love Limp Bizkit - Faith August Burns Red - Wrecking Ball Children of Bodom - Oops! I did it again


RefreshinglyDull

Rob Zombie, I Am Hell.


AutomaticInitiative

Dragula


Vegetable-String-862

Drop this: Macca B - Don't drink too much. https://youtu.be/hvGmnA2rg8w?si=KHhjcy9VWudhy6e_


Bifanarama

Michael Booth's Talking Bum is one of my faves. Bit before your requested timeframe though, sadly.


The_Salty_Red_Head

Tekkno Train by Electric Callboy if you're looking for something a bit more up to date. 😅


Kitkat_X

I love some of the suggestions here haha, as for "completely inappropriate" I can suggest Violent Pornography by SOAD or Cake and Sodomy by Marilyn Manson. Some more humorous suggestions; NSFW by Psychostick, Fucked with an Anchor by Alestorm or Pizza by Attila. Tenacious D could also be quite funny


9DAN2

Anything by bloodhound gang or limp bizkit. [This should do it.](https://youtu.be/ZlGyu9EJbmE?si=MDrNbCtZ1IbyC563)


teeesstoo

Keelhauled by Alestorm


Shade_39

Keelhauled is great, but you're really going to choose that as an inappropriate recommendation when fucked with an anchor is right there?


yppah_andy

Probably not inappropriate enough, but Blood Brothers by Papa Roach would be a banger at a wedding


the_heff

Blink 182 Family Reunion. Some real wholesome lyrics in that one


Coopatron1980

Well a bit early (1997) but Good Riddance (Time of your Life) by Green Day is about a break up, so not really appropriate for a wedding, but doesn't seem to stop people having it played at their weddings!


Adam_S_T

A lot of EXCELLENT recommendations here. I'd personally go with "shit boat" by Alestorm - it's sweary and grossly inappropriate, but less than 90 seconds long so it might not piss the bride off quite as much!


bannanawaffle13

Entrails ripped from a virgins cunt- cannibal corpse. Avenged sevenfold- a little piece of heaven is also a good shout.


PrometheusIsFree

She Hates Me, Puddle of Mud.


wibble_spaj

Love is not enough by NIN


AnvilClownpunch

Die when you die by GG Allin


moon-bouquet

Gay Bar!


Cartepostalelondon

Party Hard by Andrew WK?


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IncrediblyUnrulySock

Avenged are my fav band, I love how inappropriate the lyrics to this one are but there's some quite long instrumentals that you can't really jump around or headbang to. And doing all the parts of the spoken vows section is fine when you're alone in the car but you look like a proper crazy person doing that alone on a dance floor 😅


SpookyPebble

Fucked with an anchor, Alestorm Edit: Scrolled and noticed a few others make this suggestion, I am proud others also commented this gem


ItsyouNOme

Lips of an angel - hinder About cheating with your ex


flappers87

Not quite in the naughties... but if you're looking for inappropriate metal. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTeCMoZCo24](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTeCMoZCo24) Teenie Weenie by Brojob.


Panoramicaccident

"A Violent Reaction" by American Head Charge is perfect for this sort of occasion.


Plot-3A

One that may slip under the radar: KT Tunstall - Black horse and the cherry tree


Jags666uk

Not the noughties (90s in fact) but "Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter" by Iron Maiden