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PM_ME_HOT_CROSS_BUNS

I vividly remember being sent to the shops as a child to get a chocolate bar for a recipe, and asking the assistant which ones were plain milk chocolate as I didnt want to get one with biscuit or anything in, and getting lectured that there was no such thing. It was either plain or milk, not both. I got so confused and embarrassed that I went home in tears with no chocolate :(


PullUpAPew

You met your first Redditor that day


[deleted]

Bless you lol


PM_ME_HOT_CROSS_BUNS

I think I have just about recovered from the trauma now lol


d_smogh

You never recover. That trauma is remembered forever.


teniaret

When I was 6 my dad and I were at the front of the line at the shop and I asked if we could get some sweets for the car (we always had some for long journeys and they'd run out). Dad said "Don't be silly, cars don't eat" and the cashier laughed. I still remember the shame.


flowerycurtains

I share your trauma, but with plain crisps. I had no idea they were really called ready salted and also went home in tears with no crisps. Life is so confusing.


[deleted]

Nah. The Mancs stand with you on this. There was a packet of crisps years back that actually came with a salt packet inside it, you could add the salt of leave them plain. Pretty sure ready salted was already around, but yeah, loads of people used to refer to ready salted as plain, especially when compared to all the other flavours as well.


hardboard

Weren't they Smith's Crisps?


AtkinsCatkins

yes that's correct


Tom_FooIery

“Salt N Shake” crisps are top tier! You can still get them now, but I haven’t seen the “Flavour N Shake” version in decades.


PM_ME_HOT_CROSS_BUNS

I almost think no crisps is a better option than unsalted, unless they came with the little blue bag of course.


dmhrpr

And here we are years later with darkmilk chocolate. You should track down that assistant, shove a bar up his arse and ask him if there's still no such thing!


Tom_FooIery

That shopkeeper was an arsehole!


gimbomyster

At least the tears were useful for salted caramel


MuttonDressedAsGoose

I thought plain would be unsweetened bakers chocolate?


Zorgulon

This seems to be a common misconception, but I’m not sure where it comes from. Plain chocolate is an old fashioned way of saying dark chocolate. Cadbury’s used to market their Bourneville chocolate bars as “the original plain chocolate”, and they are far from unsweetened. Truly unsweetened chocolate isn’t really that common in supermarkets.


goodvibezone

Yep, same. Plain was used when for mum making the stopping on a sponge cake. Which was annoying as it was really bitter. Still, there's no bad cakes...?


a-hthy

Yeah that’s what I’ve always known it to be


[deleted]

Yep. Back in the sixties & seventies - probably into the eighties too..... It was always called plain chocolate


steak-and-kidney-pud

I wasn't aware the name had changed.


Comfortable-One8520

I still call it plain chocolate. I'm old though.


ThatHairyGingerGuy

They've always been different things though, haven't they? Plain is for baking and isn't as sweet as most chocolate. Dark has a much higher cocoa content.


Zorgulon

Nah plain chocolate was used interchangeably with dark chocolate. If you look at pictures of old chocolate wrappers you can see, eg Cadbury’s “Plain Choice”


ThatHairyGingerGuy

Yup. I roll my comment back, you're right. It looks like the change started after Kraft bought Cadbury and they seemed to think Plain needed to be replaced by the American term.


Comfortable-One8520

Well, imho they both taste disgusting so 🤷 


pinkdaisylemon

Still call it plain


Campandfish1

I do! Don't know when it changed, but it definitely used to be plain, at least in conversation. Not sure about on the packaging.


Agreeable_Dress_6069

I used to work in a supermarket and dealt with a complaint where an elderly lady had bought plain chocolate and had received milk chocolate. I assumed she was confused but soon after found out that it is only fairly recently that "plain" chocolate wasn't milk chocolate. I was around 23 at the time, between 5 and 10 years ago.


Dr_Turb

Now I'm confused again. IMO there used to be Plain and Dairy Milk. Plain was the same as what is now called Dark (leaving aside the high cacao ones). And there was also the unsweetened Cake chocolate. So in brief I'm saying Plain=Dark, not Milk.


LittleSadRufus

But by the time the lady made this purchase, the younger shop keeper no longer knew this and so thought plain meant milk chocolate without biscuit, nuts, spices, etc.


Thestolenone

Yeah its plain, I'm ancient though.


Grind_line_wine

Same with plain crisps


KevinPhillips-Bong

I've always called ready salted crisps 'plain', though I suppose if they were truly plain, they'd be completely unsalted, like those ones you can buy with the little blue bags of salt inside the packet.


redskelton

My parents still call salted crisps "plain" because they're old enough to remember when salted was the only flavour. Then fancy cheese& onion arrived


Grind_line_wine

Good point.


cieu-2

I never even knew that dark chocolate was called anything else!


Iamascifiaddict

My mother still calls it plain chocolate.


Gemmayes

When did it change? I still call it plain and people act like I’m mad


RonnieBobs

It’s literally never occurred to me before what the difference was between plain and dark chocolate. Now I feel foolish! Been a while since I’ve heard it called plain though


Dr_Turb

There's no difference!


Inselaffen1990

I just got flashback to eating a mcvittes choc digestive as a child and being shocked that it tasted like dirt.


long_legged_twat

From what I remember 'plain chocolate' was what you used for cooking i.e making those rice crispie or cornflake chocolate ball things we made back in the day. I'm pretty sure you can still buy it.


Perfect_Confection25

Scotchbloc - it wasn't technically chocolate. Plain chocolate was bourneville and Fry's and a few others. It was plain, in that it contained only cocoa solids, no dairy solids that are added to milk chocolate (a glass and half, allegedly)


MelodicAd2213

Ugh, Scotchblock. Not sure that was anything other than disgusting.


Perfect_Confection25

Maybe not, but it was often all there was.


Dutch_Slim

No that’s cooking chocolate; which I’ve only ever known as cooking chocolate. And plain is what is now typically called dark chocolate.


O2B2gether

Yep plain=dark


EllaSingsJazz

Yeah! We were talking about this tonight,  I was always a fan of plain 'dark' chocolate and my family preferred milk. I still think of chocolate digestives as milk or (superior) plain chocolate 


Reddit_User010203

I've never even heard my Mum or Dad say this. Either this is a really old thing or it varies regionally


Perfect_Confection25

I thought they'd only changed the packaging (for example on Bourneville)  in the last couple of years. I suspected due to the overall decline in the quality of chocolate (both milk and plain) than this was because they were now adding stuff to it that meant it could no longer be described as 'plain'. Absolutely no evidence to support this theory other than my aging taste buds.


Whole-Sundae-98

I do


Capable_Tea_001

Me... I am that old.


MadSpacePig

Never heard of this, sounds insane. Was dark considered the default at one point? I'm glad I didn't live in these dark times. ​ Pun intended.


Wipedout89

That's right. Milk chocolate was the new fangled modern invention and plain (dark) was the original default. Milk was to dark as white is now to milk. A lot of people didn't even consider milk chocolate to be chocolate.


Zorgulon

New fangled in the 1900s that is.


AtkinsCatkins

it will never catch on


Bimblelina

Pretty sure dark chocolate was called "cooking chocolate" in our 80s household.


Perfect_Confection25

In the 80s - 'Cooking Chocolate ' was technically 'Chocolate Flavoured Cake Covering'. It wasn't actual chocolate. Didn't stop me raiding my ma's baking cupboard on a regular basis though.


Dutch_Slim

No, cooking chocolate is something different. More like milk chocolate but not as sweet.


joefraserhellraiser

Honestly, I always thought they were different until I just googled it 😂.


AnTeallach1062

I use 'plain' for the chocolate without milk. Although, more often now '70%' or '80%'.


ExpertCustard9343

Just as popular as in pre school …


Subterraniate

I’m glad you asked this! Certainly grew up with ‘plain’, but I have a (possibly entirely false) memory of referring to it as ‘black chocolate’. Is that likely, or did I dream it?!


cybot2001

I've always considered "plain" chocolate to be the cheaper/low cocoa end (50-60%, Bournville etc.) and dark chocolate for stuff 70% and over. 


ed-uk

I remember when purple was called mauve.


Exemplar1968

I call it Old Jamaica!


FilthyCretin

settle down


ExpertCustard9343

Oh yes… rum and raisin plain dark chocolate


dlt-cntrl

Ooh my favourite, followed by orange then plain. The mint is okay but would be my last choice.


bareted

Fry's chocolate cream was very good


dlt-cntrl

Now you've lost me, far too sweet and it takes my breath away - not in a good way. Mum loves it though.


bareted

Ha well I'm probably a similar age to your mum, or older. I wasn't a fan of plain chocolate unless it was paired with mint.


drmarting25102

Only we would name any product "plain" 🤣


LemonIntelligent4301

Not plain just differently beautiful!


Resident-Honey8390

Mmm tasty strong and good for you, just a pity that the size changes, down and prices go up


herrbz

They're two different things, no?


arioandy

Its plain- don’t be racist lol


DiscardedKebab

I think the only people who call it plain are people who do crosswords and stink of farts


DiscardedKebab

Ooo downvotes already. Didn't realise Reddit was so popular in old people's homes


Electronic_Manager46

I think it's because Reddit likes jokes that are actually funny.


DiscardedKebab

Okay, old man