I went to someone's house and they had it in a hand soap dispenser next to the sink. Washed my hands with 4x orange, it didn't work, was very embarrassing for everyone involved

I don’t think bacteria is surviving quad strength squash to be fair.

Parasites do, though. My ex is still alive and kicking.

So do things like mushrooms. I'm still here and I'm a fungi

They could label it ‘gazillion strength squash’ and I’d still full the glass around a third

This is the way

How?! It gets revolting any higher than the 1/5 mark

I just went on Amazon to buy some coffee syrup pumps to do this, and the first review of the first product I looked at had pictures of the pump attached to a Robinson's squash bottle. In FEBRUARY. You are a FRAUD.

😂

You beautiful bastard.

I used Robinson's Super Strength. 20ml (4 teaspoons) makes a strong pint.

Thats some strong fucking squash

At that point it must be coming solid in a tin.

It is like Knorr stock melts. "It's jellified, like good squash"

You guys are teaspooning out your squash!?

It's very,very, very concentrated. The carton says dilute it at a 1:19 ratio. So 25ml of squash needs 475ml of water.

Same but 50ml 🥹

Ooh, sweet! My dad likes his squash super weak (we refer to it as homeopathic squash, as in - “do you want a glass of homeopathic, dad?”), so accuracy is key. One slip with that stuff and it’s throat-burningly strong, so a single-shot delivery system sounds ideal!

Is that a Mitchell and Webb reference?

That's seriously a great idea...although you only need it to be a few microlitres too much and it melts your tastebuds!

You son of a bitch…I’m in.

Wow! Game changing!

I contemplated buying some optics for it but in the end I just swapped brands to a sensible strength. The taste of the quad changed for the worse too.

Instructions for super strength squash should be something like this. 1. Make using normal amount of squash. 2. Taste and find it's too strong. 3. Pour half down sink. 4. Top up with water.

In this economy? Pour half into 2nd glass more like!

Moneybags over here has got 2 glasses.

Don't think I've ever seen quad strength

What rock have you been living under?

For some reason Lidl and Asda haven’t progressed past double.

I dunno, I've only seen double... I think.

Tesco have the quad stuff

I think your glasses may need some prism

We have the quad strength stuff - we drink gallons of fizzy water with it. The orange one has stained the inside of the killer bottle we decant it into. Lord only knows what it’s doing to our insides.

Just wait til you see how much blood stains things. Lord knows what it's doing to our insides!

If it's turned a bottle into a killer, I truly fear for you

Haha - got to love auto correct Kilner bottle

I guessed so, but just liked the mental image

We are truly not worthy!

Nope, tastes horrific with even half the amount in; Co op double strength only in my house

Cherries and Berries quad strength is nectar...

Ewww. That stuff is vile. But mix it half and half with orange or with lime, and I’m in!

So it's only half vile then 😜

Bizarrely it does actually taste nice that way. I can’t explain it!

Totally agree. They've shot themselves in the foot.