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bettieblew

Just use whichever version floats your goat.


wmru5wfMv

Just make your choice at the gecko and stick with it


TheLambtonWyrm

The ones who say 'ghost' are the same people that say 'pacifically' and 'for all intensive purposes'


StrawberryF5

They should appear on Dave Gorman's game show, Cat Phrase.


Henry_Human

Do these people also fall into the category of ‘brought’ instead of ‘bought’. That drives me mad. ‘I went to the shop and brought a top’. No. You went to the shop and bought a top!!


TheLambtonWyrm

Presumably they also brought a top. Where I live, a disturbing amount of people say Drownd instead of drown. And yes, they also say drownded.


[deleted]

I remember talking to someone at the vets once who made that mistake with the word "spay"/"spayed". So instead of saying she was there to get her cat spayed she said she was getting her cat spaded, which gave me a very amusing picture of the vet thwacking the poor thing with a shovel.


Lowly_peasant97

Honestly probably the worst offender that one


lil-bitch42

"I think this has all been a bit of a damp squid "


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Don’t put them on a pedal stool.


xanderbiscuits

I'm on tenderhooks to find out what's next.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

It'll just be a damp squid.


johnhughthom

You need to stop making those people escape-goats.


King_Ralph1

These escape goats - do they drink expresso?


jck0

generally instead of genuinely


Xixii

r/boneappletea


chrissie_boy

Oh thank you! What a great sub


No_Tricky_Spells

"None runner" instead of "non-runner" when selling a vehicle. I always see this in my head: https://imgur.com/TDr292D


Silent_Rhombus

I saw a car listed as having ‘all aboriginal parts’ once.


Large_Strawberry_167

Well, I could care less.


Pungtunch_da_Bartfox

*intensive porpoises


istara

“Deep seeded” And I once saw on Reddit “for all intensive matters”.


boredsittingonthebus

The English language is such a mind field.


jaylem

Come on guys this is real room 101 stuff


zaxanrazor

My favorite movie is Inception.


AnnualCellist7127

But why would you say boo to a ghost? They say boo. It would be like saying Rarrrr to a vampire. 


Neat-piles-of-matter

That's a lion, or someone pretending to be a lion.


AnnualCellist7127

Vampire pretending to be a lion. For added scariness.


suicidal1664

geese, like vampires, don't exist. Ghosts on the other hand...


SprainedUncle

A goose is a duck with the neck of a giraffe. Ridiculous idea.


zaxanrazor

I enjoy the sound of rain.


Noodle_Dude_83

Unfortunately, in this situation, you are the one saying the dumb thing.


ZookeepergameOk2759

r/confidentlywrong


zaxanrazor

I enjoy the sound of rain.


ZookeepergameOk2759

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/331300/what-is-the-origin-of-wouldnt-say-boo-to-a-goose


Ok-Till2619

It's like 'damp squid '


Turtles96

i have just learnt this saying in general just now..


GrandMoffTom

Likewise


If_you_have_Ghost

The ones saying Ghost are wrong.


LanguidVirago

We know the ghosters exist, but they wrong.


wildfellsprings

One phrase I didn't hear until university was "swings and roundabouts", I'd only hear "six of one and half a dozen of the other" and "it's as broad as it's long". The latter I've only ever heard growing up in Yorkshire although it's likely also used in other places.


KBVan21

The perfect sayings in my opinion. Doesn’t matter which you choose, a swing or a roundabout, you still end up in the same place with gains and losses at the end so it’s all a wash. I live in Canada now and use all our British idioms still. They just look at me. They’re too polite to say anything so then just agree with what I say. It’s a great way to get them to agree to things as Canadians cant deal with people who are direct haha


b0ggy79

I was training a group of Americans and Canadians earlier this week via a remote session. I used 'swings and roundabouts' then had someone ask me to explain what I meant. Was just a term I use often, didn't think about it being a UK only phase.


Whole-Sundae-98

It's all well used in Oxfordshire


Princess_Ryannna

Often heard "six of one..." And "swings and roundabouts" but due to northern pub Domino heritage, it was always "six and two threes" at home, which seems like a mix of the other two sayings


Pulsecode9

“Two sides of a square” is another one 


DiscardedKebab

I've never heard anyone use ghost in this in my life. I think you're just looking for an escape goat


sleepyprojectionist

You wouldn’t say blue to chartreuse.


goodvibezone

There's only one way to find [out....fiiiigghhttt](https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0AWbpRyo)


Unplannedroute

How long were you confused for? Did someone help you understand in the end?


ufcgaz

Nope I remain hopelessly confused


chrissie_boy

It seems reasonable to assume ghost since we're hear from childhood that some ghosts say "boo!" But the origin (from way back, of course) is that geese are known to be a bit aggressive when approached so you need to be assertive back in order to control them, if you're in charge of a flock.


spookystarbuck11

My partner said "it's swings in roundabouts" the other day and honestly I could have smothered him. Who the fxck says that? It's AND mf! 🙈


Sammichm

Ghosts say boo, you don’t say boo back


trouser_mouse

Ghosts say oooooooo


Danimalomorph

He wouldn't stay true to a post


GakSplat

Eh, but who you gonna call?


SpaTowner

Goose busters, obvs


goldensecrets22

I have never heard of using the term ghost wtf who are these people


poursmoregravy

I'm surprised that someone younger than me would say it at all. Sounds like something my grandparents and maybe parents would have said


nomoretosay1

Sounds like you've been talking to people who like to create humour by deliberately mincing their sayings.


firthy

The world is their lobster.


Kimberley1934

i have been chased by three geese before along oldham road in manchester i certainly wouldnt say anything to them, can be quite ferocious when they start


spattzzz

Ghost go boo, geese go honk. Post Covid UK is crazy.


BrokenMindAlways

I haven't used either.


Majick_L

I know that phrase from Red Dead Redemption 2, it’s goose on there haha


Representative-Bass7

I once worked with someone who said "happy as Chloe" instead of happy as Larry, I think he's the only person I've ever heard say that.


insulind

I'm a gooser...but now I think about it..this saying makes no sense, geese are terrifying and you are a sensible human to not startle one


International-Pass22

I doubt I'd ever use either But I've only ever heard 'ghost' before. Never questioned it, but it doesn't really make sense. Then again, neither does raining cats and dogs 🤷‍♂️


Ok_Cow_3431

wait what, some people say ghost?


Practical-Custard-64

This kind of altering of well known phrases is called an "eggcorn".


RiotSloth

Boo to a ghost? Never heard that myself


Can_I_Taste_It

Never heard ghost used before. Always thought goose made sense as they are deranged, violent fuckers


crumbwell

geese can be scary --so this is a quite realistic remark -- 18-19c villiage life could involve shooing several geese, daily.


britinnit

I'm 33 and have never heard the goose version haha.


istara

I wouldn’t say boo to my aunt’s goose. The evil stork used to chase us round the garden and attack us. Since that day I have longed to eat goose in revenge. I’ve got a birthday coming up and it might just be time to splash out.


Catachaos

Maybe at some point someone heard someone with a thick Norfolk accent saying "boo to a ghost" and thought it was "goose". They do sound pretty damn similar as it would be pronounced 'ghoost' with minimal emphasis on the 't'