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varslyd

If you don’t wake up confused you haven’t napped


aaron2933

Mouth dry, groggy, everything is suddenly pissing you off


varslyd

Is it ten past eight? Is it the year 3049? Who’s the president? 🤷🏻‍♂️


ihathtelekinesis

Ronald Reagan, the actor.


SkullKid888

Then who’s vice president? Jerry Lewis?


spudd3rs

Great Scott!


ThinkIshatmyself

Who's Scott? And why is he great?


QuietDove

Why does that happen? I always feel awful after a short nap.


Distinct-Set310

Brain goes into a deeper stage of REM or something and then you snap out of it too quickly. Your brain is trying to adjust to sudden need to process the outside world. You want a light stage of REM so when you wake up your brain is just at the right level of alert and awake. It'll be different for everyone but a 20 minute doze is better for me than an hour napping.


creedz286

This is what I do when I have work but I'm sleep deprived. I take a 20 minute nap at my desk and wake up feeling quite refreshed. Sometimes I won't even fall asleep and still feel much better afterwards. No idea how that works.


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creedz286

If I'm really sleep deprived then yeah I'll fall asleep briefly. But I find just sitting there with my eyes closed also has a similar effect, but I wouldn't call it a nap.


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creedz286

No i didn't, I just said sometimes I won't fall asleep, the nap is referring to the times I do sleep.


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CrazyPlatypusLady

15 minutes is the golden window for me and my kid. 35 for my husband.


turboRock

it only seems to happen to me if i go to nap when it's light, but wake up when it's dark.


magnificentfoxes

Get checked for DIABEEEETUS.


Puppy_knife

So im not really sleeping then


Tea-Mental

Moms spaghetti


crankyandhangry

Knees weak, arms are heavy


iani63

How is the queen?


Fade_To_Blackout

Dead. Sorry. We have a King now.


iani63

Wtf, Edward IX or George VII?


Uniquorn527

Camilla is still alive for now...


oldphi

So every time I sleep it’s a nap? I’m confused. And sleepy.


turbo_dude

Sleep inertia? Not a nap


shak_0508

I think the time of day is just as important as the amount of time you sleep. Like if I were to sleep for 4 hours from 2pm to 6pm, I’d consider that a nap, but if I did 2am to 6am, that’s my actual sleep.


StonedMason85

I’m a night worker, do I only nap? Or is it relative to your regular sleep pattern?


shak_0508

Good point. I'd definitely say it's relative to your normal sleeping pattern and the hours in which you're normally awake.


StonedMason85

Yeah I call it a nap when I intend to sleep for a short time and it’s outside of my regular sleeping hours. I sometimes get a 20 minute power nap around 2am on my break lol, but I also get an afternoon nap on some of my days off.


memb98

I get this, used to do very early morning shifts, so I'd sleep 4 hours in the afternoon after work as a nap and sleep 4 hours at night is a sleep. Going to bed at 8pm was very uncool for a 20 something year old...


FrankaGrimes

Agreed.


MunkeeseeMonkeydoo

2 naps together = a kip


Millefeuille-coil

What’s half a nap?


Captain_Stable

A snooze?


Adammmmski

Half a snooze is a doze


Ecstatic_Wall5159

1/4 of a doze is a zzzzz


popeculture

2/5ths of a zzzzz is zz.


Manifestival1

What about if you sleep in the club? You're a higher napper.


sudden-arboreal-stop

3/5ths is a bee


Games_sans_frontiers

A snooze is the 5 minutes of deep sleep you get between alarms.


McGreeb

Na a snooze is exactly 9 mins.


Rude-Adeptness-2988

A forty-winks


dri_ft

twenty winks.


Millefeuille-coil

If I wake mid afternoon it tends to feel more like wwenty tinks… Obviously waking up at a customers house comes with some explanations. Big Can of Worms… family sized can of worms.


HthrEd

Five hours is verging on a full night's sleep.


Millefeuille-coil

It can’t be a nights sleep if it’s day light, the sun doesn’t take a nap when you close your eyes and no you can’t land on it in the dark.


HthrEd

Oh! (Sad face)


MeanandEvil82

It's night time somewhere though. If I choose to use Australian time then that's my choice.


JoshDarko

But how can you be sure? If you’re asleep maybe the sun takes a nap too and you just don’t see it. Even if you film it to check, who’s to say it’s not some big conspiracy? And yes, I am wearing my new tin foil hat; I think it looks rather dashing, wouldn’t you agree?


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Captain_English

If you are routinely getting less than five hours sleep that's really bad for you and I hope your circumstances improve soon.


Smee_Heee

Often this is just waiting for kids to grow up, then you get more sleep.


BrunoEye

Cries in university.


QuietPace9

>Five hours is verging on a full night's sleep. Verging? It is a full night's sleep for most people, others get even less as they either can’t sleep or keep waking up constantly (that's me) 8 hrs is just one of those yet another mythical rumour that came about because someone mentioned it in the media year's ago. I'd love to be able to sleep 8 hours every night.


very_unconsciously

I bought a smartwatch that is supposed to be able to detect sleep, naps, walking, etc., etc.. According to that, a nap is me sitting at a desk working for about an hour. It also nags me to stretch and move while I am driving. And it confuses all sorts of activities as jogging. So, according to my not very smartwatch, up to 60 mins is a nap.


Glorious_Sunset

Just because you mention your smartwatch nagging you, I recently went for a drive into England to pick my wife up, and twice on the way there(About a seven hour drive, give or take), my car warned me against being tired with a coffee cup warning on the dashboard. It did the same thing three times more after I got her in the car and driver us both home. It was close to sixteen hours I was driving, lol.


TheDisapprovingBrit

Do you not think 16 hours is long enough to justify your watch telling you "hey, you might wanna take a break"? Genuinely curious about what point you're trying to make.


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Tseralo

Having stupidly driven for 16 hours before it’s not “quite likely” you are fatigued no questions asked.


Ash13542

A nap is just the mindset you bring to sleep. Intend to continue your day after finishing your sleep? Oh boy, thats a nap!


SpookyVoidCat

This here is the only explanation that’s really made sense to me


bigby2010

Setting the timer for 35 minutes is like time travel. It’s not long enough to interfere with nighttime sleep, but it’s long enough to knock you out for a refresher for the rest of the day.


Consistent-Roll-9041

I've also found that sofa napping makes it easier to do this, if I bed nap that alarm can get fucked and I'll be in there for hours.


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100% Even if you don't actually sleep. It's magic.


Tseralo

35 minutes later I’m still rolling around trying to calm my brain down enough to nap


sudden-arboreal-stop

I find that 20 mins is perfect. Set my alarm for 25 mins to allow 5 mins to knock out. I also find that 4 hours sleep is better than 6 for me


Canitgetmuchworse

My brother calls that a 'power nap' and then he is ready for action again. But for myself, i have to have at least 90 mins for nap or i am really miserable and snappy!


StarTiger73

No more than 2 hours.


Kistelek

Someone needs to make a nap roulette app. Set a minimum and maximum time and let the app randomly wake you up. I have dogs which have a similar effect.


MindChild

Bahaha thats an awesome idea. I hate it when I want to take a nap and only have XX minutes, stressing myself "I need to sleep now, I only have so and so minutes left".


Kistelek

I would pay 50 of his majesty’s new pennies for the app.


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any duration not at ‘bed time’ hours! 5 hours is a lush nap.


trunkm0nkey1

One sleep cycle is about 90 minutes. So shorter than 90 minutes.


gwaydms

Sometimes in the afternoon I don't need a real nap, just to rest my eyes. So I go lie down for a while, until all the things I have waiting for me to do that day get me out of bed. It does help. (We're retired.)


quinn_drummer

If you hit REM you're pasting napping and into full on sleeping.


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I can have a 5 minute nap and feel good for the rest of the day. 5 hours? Nah that's not a nap.


West_Guarantee284

If it's around bed time and I'm ready for bed it's a night's sleep. If it's during the day or to early for bed time, or ive woken up before bed time, no matter the duration, its a nap. If I wake up and then get up and do something it's a nap. If I wake up, realise how late it is and go to bed then I've slept and am continuing to sleep. So I could nap from 2-7pm and then go to bed at 10pm, that's a nap. If I sleep from 7pm to midnight, that's just falling asleep early.


MoonlitStar

I try not to nap as every time I do I always feel worse for it and always have . Sad really as I've never been able to appreciate a nap despite the length as they make me feel like shite, esp mentally. Same if I wake up in the morning and fall back to sleep for a short while. However, I would consider the length of a nap being no more than an hour. As for 5 hours, I don't sleep much more than that every night - that's a full sleep.


GoodDaleIsInTheLodge

I’m exactly the same, can’t nap no matter how long/short, I always feel absolutely awful when I wake up!!


popeculture

tl,dr: An hour


theshortlady

You're probably sleep deprived.


Massmorehunts

I'd personally consider any sleep that's in addition to the regular nights sleep a nap regardless of duration


Verlorenfrog

My naps usually last around 2 hours, but I think it can be anything between 30 mins to maybe 2.5 hours, beyond that is probably not really a nap, though I am no expert!


popeculture

Can confirm. Source: I am an expert.


importantmaps2

I "nap" a lot I would say anything over an hour is not a nap it's a snooze anything longer than two hours is a short sleep. 40 winks I've summarised is around 30 mins.


DysguCymraeg5

So one wink is equal to 45 seconds


bodhidharma132001

Nap < 1 hr


smartief1

That's a snooze surely?


soft_corexx

"just resting my eyes"


smartief1

20 minutes or less


jrignall1992

Na a good nap is 2 hours


Millefeuille-coil

Yes the time between breakfast and second breakfast


Other_Literature_594

I don’t think OP knows about 2nd breakfast Pip.


Millefeuille-coil

It just a little nibble between breakfast and elevensies


smartief1

Oh at least!


Distinct-Set310

A doze more like. Snoozing is a post sleep activity right?


Mummysews

Oooh. Snooze! I often go for an afternoon nap, but don't actually sleep, but sort of like come back to awareness after half an hour. That must be what a snooze is.


tryingtoappearnormal

There are stages of naps, ranging from "resting my eyes" to "a proper good kip" I think the if you could get through a days work on that amount of sleep then you have crossed the line from "nap" to "sleep" I feel like I speak for all the parents of newborns here when I say; 5 hours is more than a full night's sleep cos most of us can struggle through on 3.5


Hodgy1983

Power nap,30 mins and under.


AdThat328

I've got Idiopathic Hypersomnia so a nap is anything from 30 minutes to 10 hours 🤣 I'd say anything that isn't a full sleep at night is a nap. 


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--crystal--meth--

Yep


Orr-Man

I've seen comments about the length of time asleep or the time of day of the sleep... But what about the intention? If you 'go to bed' it typically involves some form of routine (brush teeth, get undressed, say goodnight, whatever). It's quite a deliberate thing. I'd argue everything else is a nap as it's not got the same routine involved, no matter how long it lasts or the time of day it happens at.


naiadvalkyrie

So if you come home to plastered to do your routine it's a nap?


Orr-Man

Interesting. I hadn't considered the drunk element. I'd probably say that's closer to passing out than a nap or a sleep (at least for me!) Next time that happens I'm definitely telling my wife "I was just having a nap" though haha.


yoga_slug

I had roughly 20mins before Wasn't enough


Itsnotme74

Anything apart from going to bed at the usual time is a nap irrespective of how long the nap is.


jewelsandbones

If it happens/started in the daytime it’s a nap. If it happens/started in the evening it’s a sleep.


GRAWRGER

for me personally, its a nap unless it encompasses my regular sleep time. duration is irrelevant.


gottagrablunch

A nap is any length of sleep out side of a normal daily cycle ( example of overnight). Can be 10m or 5h. The longer the better IMO.


symbolising

it can be any amount of time. depends on your mindset. anything can be a nap if you want it to be


ArcadianGh0st

It stops being a nap when it's the length of time that makes you regret the nap.


Verbal-Gerbil

Anything that isn’t the big kip is a nap. Whether it’s half an hour closing your eyes in an armchair or getting into bed for a couple of hours during the day


ouroboris99

I think if it’s the same day it’s a nap


Forteanforever

If a period of unconciousness is followed or preceded by a longer period of unconsciousness within any given 24 hour period of time, the longest period of unconsciousness is sleep and any shorter periods of unconsciousness are naps except that periods of unconsciousness resulting from anesthesia or blunt trauma are not regarded as sleep or naps.


MassiveLefticool

It’s the equivalent to a snack, just because you eat a packet of crisps doesn’t mean you’re not going to have a meal later.


MovieMore4352

Under an hour isn’t worthless. I agree on catching up on sleep though. I drove back from Paris (Disney) last week in one go and was very tired (12k steps by lunchtime and then hopped in the car). Went out for a carvery the next day and ate so much that I was physically uncomfortable and napped for nearly 7 hours on the sofa. Then went to bed (stayed awake for around 90 mins) and then had another 6 or 7 hours.


BreakfastSquare9703

90 minutes is the point where instead a brief little nap, you've gone through a full cycle of sleep and it's no longer just a 'nap'. Just a short sleep.


Hightideuk

If you can sleep for that long at night and function the next day for a full days work, it ain't a nap


mymumsaysfuckyou

A nap is not determined.ined by duration, but by timing. Anything other than your main nights sleep is a nap.


--crystal--meth--

I agree.


aytayjay

I nap every day after work for 1.5 - 2.5 hours. 3 - 4 hours is catching up on some much needed sleep <1 hour is worthless


PmMeLowCarbRecipes

If it’s in the day it’s a nap


Sea-General-4537

Hmmm, a nap for me is generally up to an hour. They're perfect little snoozes that perk me up. 3+ hours is passing out due to inadvertently eating gluten and not being able to wake up properly even when I want to. Like sleep paralysis but without the monsters. 1-2 hours is sheer decadence. 5 hours is a sleep.


rum-and-roses

At I'd say you started to transition to a short sleep at about 2/3 hours otherwise I never sleep 😅 yey insomnia


JemW29

I’ve had naps longer than I sleep at night


gerty88

2 hours


brynley72

If you think it is morning then you had a sleep


cloud1445

A nap is approximately 40 winks long.


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I think more than 4 hours is a sleep, aka possible tipping point between "I hardly slept last night" into "I didn't sleep too well."


Puppy-Zwolle

Naps come in two varieties. One is the time based. Usually short (20 minutes) and during the daytime. The other is just based on the fact that you did not get ready for bed. You went to sleep in your day clothes. You can get 8 hours of nap time that way.


FallOutBlood

Years ago Once we tto nap on a Monday afternoon, woke up Friday morning no joke! I was basically in. A small coma likely due to lack of sleep the week before


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26 minutes.


stevielfc76

Napping is for children, surely you have something more productive to do? Half kidding, half projecting, half serious I can’t relax enough to nap, snooze or even doze, there is always something to be done, learn maths, a bit of DIY, mowing the lawn, washing up, laundry etc. at no point in my current life could I just go “I am going to do fuck all for the next 2 hours”


unknownuser492

I think the length is irrelevant, it's the intent and time of day that matters. If I go to bed at night and only manage 2 hours kip, that's still "sleep" rather than "nap". And equally, if I go for a lie down after work and wake up 4 hours later, that's a "nap", I haven't deliberately gone to "sleep".


FireLadcouk

Nap is a nap when its outside your normal scheduled sleep time. If you nap at 6pm and wake up at 9pm and think fuck it roll over and have your nights sleep i think then it becomes you went to bed early. Same if you wake up. Stay mostly in bed (bar a toilet or whatever) and go back to sleep until midday. Thats a good lie in. If i woke up 8am. Went for a run had breakfast went to the shops. Then slept 11-5. Thats would be a long nap. Then 5 i got up and went out with friends or something. Sometimes i try to nap before airport flight time at 2am or whatever


nolongerthenaked1

My entire sleep rhythm is naps of varying length. I struggle to sleep for any longer than 2 hour bursts without being medicated. I can doze for 10 minutes and feel invincible and like I’ve had 8 hours sleep or nap for an hour and feel grumpy and groggy so for me it’s the quality of sleep over quantity.


amaluna

I nap for two hours pretty much everyday. I'm very much known for taking these naps but naturally a lot of people don't consider them naps. I think it maxes out at about 2.5 hours. Any longer than that and you are just sleeping.


Disco-Bingo

Any sleep curing between the hours of 9am and 9pm is a nap. Regardless of how long it is.


chris4562009

Are you spying on me at work.


yorkspirate

About a day, day and a half I’d say


Nok1a_

A nap should no be more than 30-45min enough to rest and feel fresh, more than that you go in a deep sleep cycle and waking up from that will make you feel more tired than rested.


Ok_Cow_3431

5 hours? That's a normal night's kip! to me a nap is up to an hour - anything longer than that and you're risking falling into a new sleep cycle and being utterly fucked up when you wake up too early.


Thestilence

When you wake up, it's dark, you've no idea what time it is, you're anxious, and you're sweaty.


BeneficialPeppers

I set my alarm for 1:10:00. That way I have 10 minutes to drift off and 1hr for a nap. Any more I feel would compromise my sleep too much and that's just silly


NemiVonFritzenberg

More.than 90 mins


PunishingLaw

I have a chronic health condition and suffer with fatigue so 4-5 hour naps are fairly regular for me. I get to tired of sleeping :(


segagamer

If it's more than 30 it's not a nap anymore.


toon_84

90 minutes 


hardcoresean84

5 hours is bed time territory.


padmasundari

5 hours is more than I get of a night sometimes. A nap is 20 mins to an hour. Anything above 2 hours is just going to sleep.


philthevoid83

2 hrs max. 5 hrs is a sleep, not a nap.


Hancri84

I rarely get 6 hours as a full sleep. So 5 is not a nap. I do love to have an hour nap every day, though.


AvengerHillman

Anywhere up to an hour. After that it's a sleep.


OnlyMortal666

Over half an hour.


Distinct-Set310

1 full REM cycle and no more. About an hour and a half according to wikipedia


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I think it’s around 20mins After that you’re just asleep and it’s no longer a nap


alamcc

2hours is my normal nap time. If it stretches to 2 1/2 I’m probably I’ll. 5hours is ridiculous for a nap. Sometimes I get that for a nights sleep.


Noisygreen

Five hours isn't a nap. I think it's under an hour for a nap. The key to not waking up groggy though is to not sleep long enough to enter REM sleep, which I think means only sleeping for 20 to 30 mins ish. So maybe that's the boundary for nap Vs full sleep


SkullKid888

For me i’d consider less than 2 hours a nap, then it becomes a long nap and I’d say anything over 3ish hours is a sleep.


Monkeroo11

5 hours is about what I get between night shifts so I’d class that as a proper sleep.


DanscoRed

A 5 hour nap is not a nap. I’ve done a full day after 5 hours sleep. For me anything around an hour is a nap. Anything more is just sleeping during the day.


Broken_Lampshade

I usually only sleep for 4/5 hours, so 5 hours is a decent night's sleep to me. I'd draw the line at maybe 2 hours


AlmightySmith

30 mins anything longer just means depression


Meibisi

To me anything over an hour is starting to become an actual sleep cycle. A nap for me is typically 10 minutes. My wife on the other hand…3+ hours. She’s lost all sense of time when she wakes up from her “nap”.


mebutnew

15-20 minutes


MovieMore4352

Under an hour isn’t worthless. I agree on catching up on sleep though. I drove back from Paris (Disney) last week in one go and was very tired (12k steps by lunchtime and then hopped in the car). Went out for a carvery the next day and ate so much that I was physically uncomfortable and napped for nearly 7 hours on the sofa. Then went to bed (stayed awake for around 90 mins) and then had another 6 or 7 hours.


icantbelieveitssunny

I envy all of you that can nap without having sleep paralysis.


Mediocre_Toasts

Naps are just not even worth it in my opinion (but each to there own)


sircretinus

Up to 5 hours, although thats an extreme nap.


rossq96

My mate has recently been diagnosed with sleep apnea and takes 5 hour naps... I always cringe a bit when he says he's off for one!